The dripping white silhouette finds themself in the midist of a siege.

"I really have nothing better to go and do."

Ace joins the fray.

They shout to anyone near by

"Anything you guys need?"

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 04:16:00

After Soup's turn, Toast moves to F13, flies up to the top floor and crashes through the window to F11. She takes a slash at the X Drone there.

Chaos, you now have a new motto: 'Railfun'. It's like railgun but some briefcase spelt it wrong.

~~

Alt waves goodbye then goes down to the base. She takes out the following: a representation of all the potions of regen, the burrito, a vial of green solution, and all the remaining medical herbs, the last of which she immediately cuts up. She uses a mortar and pestle to grind the herbs into a fine powder, then pours some clean water from the river into the mortar, mixing it with the powdered herbs. She casts Prayer on this mixture, then places it aside for later use.

Next, the burrito is placed solemnly on a plate over the work bench.

I'm sorry. It's for the greater good.

Alt takes a scalpel, and prepares herself to perform surgery on the burrito. But then she realises it's a burrito, and she can just open it up normally, without performing surgery. So, she puts the scalpel away and does so. From the burrito, she extracts various spices and herbs without actually affecting the meaty content. She folds it back up- The burrito's still edible, and still delicious. Alt then places the collected spices into the mortar containing the powdered herbs. The herbs had absorbed the water, leaving a dull green paste, now with some specks of red spices.

Finally, Alt scrapes the mixture into a vial of Green Solution, and stirs it until the paste is dissolved. She pours this mixture into the physical representation of all the Potions of Regen.

All Potions of Regen (hopefully) gain +1 HP Regen.

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 04:43:00

Use TemTwo to spawn a clone at D18 and I move to E19.

"Remember, don't be a dumbass next time if you want to do..."

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 09:12:00

>UPDATE COMPLETE.

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 19:36:00

"That was a cute little speech you just did there."
DarkSide chuckles.
"Aye, very cute. Imbecile."
I decide that I will spawn in the fight after all. That is, if the cap hasn't been reached/breached yet.
I spawn in at (L19), and fire the GFSSB's Piercing Ballista Bolt (electric) towards Floor 2, pointed uncannily close to God's Hand. I fire, leaving a hole in the wall as it hits the hand.

Because there will be a hole in the wall, someone mind firing the explosive ballista bolt (electric) and Lava Bucket Bolt (electric) at the God's Hand if it decides not to die from an electrified piercing bolt? Much obliged.
If I can't get into the battle, launch the piercing ballista bolt too. Do this first, as I have done it.

Now, let's see... I'm going to examine the place for possible trapdoors.
GROUND FLOOR > BASEMENT:
-(I13) > SPIKES
-(H7-J7) > RAILGUN + X-RAY
-(F10) > SPIKES
-(M11)? > Nothing too dangerous besides enemy spawn.

SECOND FLOOR > GROUND FLOOR:
-(L4-M4) > SPIKES
-(E10)? > SENTRY

BASEMENT > ???
-(E3), (E5)? > ???

Avoid these locations if possible, except for E10. That could prove to be beneficial. There's a stasis pod near the generator. It might be wise to break into there and see what it is and put a stop to it.
You are free to check out E3 and E5 basement 'trapdoors' as well.

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 19:59:00

The Operative sort of slowly reactivates himself, making a Windows startup noise in the process, eyes flickering back on to shine fairly brightly, then dimming to a more appropriate setting. He glances around, then focuses his attention on Chloe, blinking for a moment... then nodding.

"Ah, the battle... Somehow, I forgot that was an event. This is mildly embarrassing... anyway. Time to move. And quickly."

He then proceeds to pick Gladius up in a type of bridal carry (humorously), glances off in the direction of Xavier's House, then walks out of the ship and sprints off to the house as fast as he usually runs. Which is to say, pretty decently fast. Once at the house, he stares for a moment at the house, glances down at Chloe, then blushes faintly and crouches down a little to let her stand up on her own. The two of them together should be at roughly H20 and I20.

Originally posted on 2016-11-06 03:16:00

I move to H19 and cast guardian.

Originally posted on 2016-11-06 03:25:00

The Author moves to M19, pulls the Spark Bow down, and uses a powerful vent of ink to put an electric bolt into his hands, and then loads it into the Spark Bow.

The Author is just following along with everyone else. He really isn't sure why they're besieging Xavier's house.

"So, does someone wanna tell me why we're taking this guy's house down?"

He is seriously confused. Also serious is his worry about Roxxanne. She said she's gone to fight Flumpty. He's hopped up on more Thyme than her, and he probably has friends. He hopes the battle goes well.

Originally posted on 2016-11-06 05:42:00

I move to I15, Blink to E10, and loot the shelves. I also stir a little bit of Temmie Tea and the Ember together to try to make an Ashen Estus. If I do make one, I equip it. I also drop off our Watermelon Seeds with Ette.

Originally posted on 2016-11-06 06:55:00

Shooty begins to notice the MW Antidisestablishmentarianism becoming more and more empty, with most of the party heading to fight Xavier and Roxanne flying to lord-knows-where. Shoot would join the battle against Xavier, but decides he needs to recover all of his Hot Pockets first.
Since he doesn't really have anything better to do, he takes a nap.

Originally posted on 2016-11-06 23:26:00

"Yeah, no, I'm taking this door down so we can all do stuff while people actually try to break the house."

MOVE: I15
ATTACK: The Door
APPLY Wet (it's the closest I can validly get to making it cold, work with me here)
RETREAT: K17

Originally posted on 2016-11-07 04:16:00

I take 2 wood planks, and 5 wire bits.

First, I stack the two planks on top of each other, and then carve it into a guitar shape with a glass shard. Finally, I string the wire bits across the hole in the center of the guitar, and fasten them to the guitar with screws made of cobblestone. I then make a pick out of a wood plank.

Used: Wood Planks (x3) Wire Bits (x5) Cobblestone (x10)

Creates: Makeshift Guitar (13-18 damage) 1 Range, 0 Retreat. (MELEE)

Weapon Passive: this guitar is so shitty that it doesn't even get a passive.

I then play my new guitar.

Originally posted on 2016-11-07 22:06:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-TWO>
Ace walks towards the siege at the Rundown House. Toast then says that Chaos has a new motto; Railfun.

cc: ©ool.
cc: i'll s(t)art using i(t) now.
cc: xavier i will dunk you unless you rename all ur railguns railfuns

He grumbles about it for a few seconds, then complies. Alt then realizes that she'd need infinite burritos to upgrade infinite Potions of Regen. Marron then walks over, and opts to help you.

tc: Look, upgrading infinite potions is impossible.
tc: What you can do however, is settle for a few.
tc: This (admittedly disgusting) burrito and the green solution should be enough to make... five upgraded potions.

She helps you imbue the five potions with the burrito and the Green Solution. For whatever reason, you don't spend any MP on casting Prayer. You obtain 5 Potions of Burrito. The Operative then wakes up, and opts to hoist up Chloe, carrying her all the way to the Rundown House. She awkwardly blushes at you once you arrive at the house.

ga: Thanks for the ride...?

She gives you a hug, then pushes you away in a panic as a laser whizzes past her head.

ut: Hello again, sister.
ut: Care for another... "apology"?

She doesn't say anything, but her flames increase in intensity.

ut: Too afraid to say anything? Figures-

She launches a rather massive fireball at the house. Despite only siege weapons being able to damage the house, it deals (1) damage. Another hose-droid thing; the same thing that extinguished her inside the house, sprays down the fire.

ut: You edgy gorilla.
ut: Guess now's as good a time as any to call in the second one.

...nothing happens. It'll probably be arriving next turn. Insert then mixes some Temmie Tea and an Ember together. This creates the Cinder Tea; it looks like a bit more crafting will be needed to make the Ashen Estus. You also drop off the Watermelon seeds with Ette, who instantly gets to planting them. She also harvests the crops, yielding in 25 Silkweed, 12 Medical Herbs, and a Cinder Fruit. Shoot then takes a nap, somehow restoring all of his Hot Pockets. Jon then uses 3 Wooden Planks, 5 Wire Bits, and 10 Cobblestone to make the Makeshift Guitar. It's so bad that it doesn't even become a weapon. rip

The Halloween event ends. Marron gives you her Jack-o-Melon, and then you find a couple of items on the ground...
Obtained the Pulsating Heart!
Obtained Ellen's Knife!
Obtained a Closet!

<BATTLE: FLUMPTY'S SLAMMIN JAM, TURN ONE>
Flumpty appears to be closing in around you. Thyme also managed to create more boosters for good sir Eyesaur. Do note that your summon will have summoning sickness, so be careful with that. You should totally summon something with Charge. That might help.

<BATTLE: THE RUNDOWN HOUSE, TURN ONE>
There's nothing too interesting to report, besides the other thing that's flying into the battle. It'll stop at the first thing it runs into, if it's path is blocked.

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 01:00:00

First person narration, yaaay! I can say smilies now without saying the characters out loud! :3 :3 :3

To be as unconfusing as possible, I'mma bold all the importants stuff so all that's left is flavor textin' and such!

Move to P13, Charge a summon on M13.
Move to O5, Attack Beaver.
Attack Beaver, move to N10.

First, I move to P13, and plop a funny little purple thingy on the floor at M13. It smells of hands and feels of rudeness! It should get here a turn from now, and then Grunkfuss can be an un-lonely! Hurray! :3

Second off, I blip over to O5, and then, I use my super-stretchy long arms to beat the crap out of the beaver! Literally! My first punch causes him to poop a lot! He kinda looks at his toilet and gives me a thumbs up-apparently he was a constipated and needed some help! Which I just gave! I 'mistake' this as a sign to continue, and promptly pop out like all the arms! I think the Beaver is kind of regretting that thumbs up now, as I kind of do the Horato-no-Ken thingy...The really really fast fisticuffs thingy! Atatatatatatatatatatata! Like that! He's kinda pleadin' for me to stop with the pummeling because he's actually really hurt now but NO! I REFUSE! I WILL BEAT ALL THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! Oh, and now he's poopin' out his vital organs. I presume Flumpty's loan of powers keeps him alive, or somethin'? IN any case, I beat him until he's nothin' more than a sack of skin!

AS a Sack of skin, I proceed to take the Beaver and wring 'em out, like a wet towel, careful to have his, err...Uh, his, uh-Ah, screw it! I point his 'sausage' down towards the bowl of the toilet while wringing it out! That way, all the pee goes in there, making the Beaver a 10000000% hollow sack of skin with nothing else in it! Ergo, all the crap is beaten out of him! Literally!...I then just kind of shove him into the hole in the toilet, head-first. I'm fairly sure I beat his brain out of him there, yeah. I then politely flush, just for him, and watch the Beaver spin all about as he goes down the tube! Oh...Yeah, the toilet's got that weird worm mouth with a ton of fangs on it, so it clogs. I pick up a toilet plunger-which also has all the sharp pointy bits on it-and, uh, plunge the Beaver right outta' the toilet!

...The Beaver asks if I'm done yet.

I say no. That was only the first attack against him.

I sprinkle a bit of purple stuff (and let's face facts purple is THE color right now! :3) into the Beaver's Toilet though a gap in the hole. The toilet rumbles, and it gushes out with pure black nastiness, and the Beaver-who was sittin' on it-was slammed right into the ceiling, right into that inconveniently placed light. Owchie! But that's not even close to the attack! From the unfantomable depths of that toilet rises a massive cobra, with arms! As Gravity takes over, the armed cobra wraps its scale-bound hide around the Beaver, who is totally shocked by this unexpected naga-like assailant. Who is he? What is he doing? Where's he from? Is that a monkey dancing on his head, a ballerina, or a Monkey Ballerina? (The answer to the last question is yes , and it just got done collecting his 'murder me' tissue. :3)

The armed cobra then proceeds to rip the Buck teeth right out of the Beaver's face, and toss them out of the hithero unseen window! It probably just popped into existence by me wanting a window there, actually...That's cool! But yeah, the Beaver's totally screwed. The cobra's arms force his mouth wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open, and the cobra's mouth opens...Oh my good grief that's like 9 laser cannons. That's not a snake with arms! That's, that's the legendary, mythical DORF! Naturally, DORF freely fires all nine of his wave motinon guns down Beaver's throat. His eyes bulge, his toes wriggle (until they turn into knives for some reason), and if he could scream over all of that he probably would be! I dunno if he is, though. But what I DO know, is that DORF's hyper massive constriction Wave Motion Gun blast, aimed directly into the Beaver's mouth, was probably enough to do massive, insane damage, if not outright kill!

I then move to N10 while this is happening because I smelled a divinium quarter-or 25 Halos. Chaos doesn't accept any currency other than gold, so I'mma be snatchin' up all that money that isn't gold, so I can have things. :3

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 01:10:00

I blink to I9, toss the Timebomb at the Railfun, then fire a wide beam north, killing everything hopefully. I also request Bill's Cane in the walkthrough.

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 02:21:00

I move to d20, fire an explosive chamber at G12 on the second floor, and move up the ballistia once, before retreating to f18.

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 02:36:00

Well. It sounds a lot more logical when you say it like that

~~


Before anyone else can act, and potentially destroy the wall keeping it up, Toast loots the chest, dashes to I6 and guards. She then brings out a notepad and pencil, and starts writing down numbers on it.

If I am calculating this correctly, you-

She points to Xavier.

...can do a maximum of (1) damage to me, you-

She points to the Ego Hand.

...can do a maximum of (1) damage to me, and you...

She points to the Railfun.

...you will do about (5). Lucky you.
[small](lets just hope this boulder won't deal upwards of 50 damage)[/small]

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 02:41:00

Shooty wakes up, finding that he somehow obtained more Hot Pockets in his sleep. He has no clue how they got there, but he's not about to say nope to more Hot Pockets.

Stashing those extra Hot Pockets bring him to max HP. He then makes some pancakes and has breakfast. It isn't until somebody says "sweet jumanji shoot stop eating the mage robes" that he realises he forgot to really wake up, which involves actually opening the eyes.

Shootster truely awakens, blinking one or seventy-two times while trying to remember why he woke up. He was riding unicorns, eating Hot Pockets and sniping Xavier's face off while asleep, why wake u-

Shooty forgets the dream and remembers something much more important.

"..."
"Xavier."

Shoot feels the urge to break houses, wreck railfuns and boop nosetips. He checks the time, noting that it is, approximately, 1 o'clock. Shooty notices the time on the clock is wrong.

"This clock is way too slow. I'll fix it."

Shootster "fixes" the clock, changing the time from 1 o'clock to Shoot o'clock, alternatively known as Snipe Time.

Shoot puts the Pulse Rifle back into the Inventory, replacing it with a regular Rifle. He grabs the Flandre's Iris as his Secondary Weapon for Weapon-Switching.

Shooty runs up to the Rundown House in attempts to join the fight...but there's no room.

Shooty goes back to sleep.

---

Shooty wakes up again with some more Hot Pockets, but since his Hot Pocket storage is maxed out, he eats them. However, he forgot to actually wake up again, meaning he's still got his eyes shut. He opens his eyes.

Those damn Mage Robes have tricked him a second time.

Shoot is removing the (surprisingly tasty) pieces of armor from his mouth when he hears the loud *smash* of something breaking. He figures it came from the Ascent, so he heads off to that location.

On his journey to the Ascent, he hears loud yelling coming from his destination. Unable to figure out a majority of what the voice is saying, he only catches small pieces of information such as "...DEAL WITH..." and "...IN CAPS." The words give him little detail into what exactly is going on. He must investigate further.

Shootster arrives at the Ascent, noticing various party members already there. It is then that he finds the source of the *smash*, as he quickly finds Alt has completely wrecked the Zone 3 Foe Rush Orb. Shoot has only one thing to say before preparing for the incoming battle:

"welp"

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 02:57:00

I move to I15 and bash the door.

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 03:01:00

Alright, so we've got something crossing our entire backlines and poised to hit our ballistae twice. We need to move these things, ASAP.

@Pricey/Temcey: Move the ballista up one, and fire it at something. Move yourself with it if you can.

@Sp33d: Move the... other ballista to (L18-M17). Move yourself with it if you can.

After Sp33d does this, I fire an electrified Explosive Ballista Arrow at the God's Hand on Floor 2. This should secure the kill.

@Gladius: Move away from the (_19) line! I don't care where you go, just stay out of that line.

@Hot Pocket: The fight's full, amigo. Sorry to tell you this.

@The House: Apparently the loose floor panels are sentries or something, so keep an eye out.

@Everyone else: Keep doing what you're doing.

Originally posted on 2016-11-08 03:45:00