"sorry sir, but a book of this quality cannot be purchased with a corpse." (N=13)

You guys may have already realised this, but given that the Soul of Ender let the Mirror buff the Ender-players, and the Soul of Revenge lets Ayaze counterattack, I think we can safely assume that Origin S. Prime is gonna have crazy regeneration abilities, and the Bonfire is going to play a role in the corresponding fight.

Toast moves to F11, uses Shifting Sands on the Abandoned, then puts 3 point in MP and self-casts Zillycharm from the new mana. If she can't do that, she will instead use a Mana Vial, but still cast Zillycharm. After that, she'll Retreat out of the way of the soon-to-reappear Abandoned to E12

Alt!Toast decides against returning to her timeline like she was going to. It's in pretty bad shape without a Roxxanne giving orders in the bossfights. Instead, she waits for Toast. In the meantime, she buries a literal hatchet (by which I mean an Axe) with a handful of the crystals in her right hand.
...Maybe it will grow a Hatchet Tree- kind of ironic.


~~

SOUL explores the Expanse, leaving a trail of Ink behind.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 01:23:00

I move to G11 and earthbomb the Abandoned, before retreating to f12

I commune with the entity in the orb.
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Originally posted on 2016-10-05 02:21:00

@Generic: Idea. Perhaps use Silence/Manaburn on all the glyphs? They're magic, so that MIGHT nullify the magic. Might want to test before you explode, though...But also, I'd say wait until after we deal with you-know-who.

Decoded WARE text:

cc: Hello, hello?
cc: I don't really have much time, so I'll just introduce myself now.
cc: My name is Ire, former chairheir and now part of a monstrosity known as Ware.
cc: ...why have you called me?
cc: You shouldn't have done that.
cc: I'm dangerous.
cc: We're dangerous.
cc: ...perhaps you have something to ask or say...?
cc: Make it quick, please. I only have... one turn? Let's say about that long to respond.?cc: Make it quick, please. I only have... one turn? Let's say about that long to respond.

With this knowledge, I send a message back, encoded.

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OK, the Abandoned cannot use Covnert this turn, but he probably will turn an Arrow-Kun into a Speaker, so...

I'll attack the door with my Mining Laser and don't move. My Glitch Endo moves to G7, right next to everything, and slaps Arrow-Kun 1.

Super Greed will re-buy the Glitch slime Gun. Toast, that's an infinite supply of Glitch Slime, and thus Glitch Gel-I'm sure this and the Infernal Torment can get along like old chums as soon as you can get around to that. He will then preempt Sunnyau from engaging OSP early by interfering with the shot line-up.

@Creature Testing Chamber: The Origin Skeletron Prime battle has not started yet, and I have a feeling that we might just kickstart a battle with Bill in the near-future that'll be an all-hands-on-deck situation. Even then, we probably need Lightning-type abilities before we hit up that fight, so I say just scramble out of there for now.

@Rip Selection: Two things: We CANNOT reuse rips ever and a single rip can trigger multiple attacks (so the ECHO/DK Rap rip is out). In any case, we want a song that triggers Coconut and ONLY that if at all possible. We also need it SHORT: The shorter the RIP the shorter the Abandond's Dodge Chance.

@Battlefury: You can dance around the Abandoned and melee him at F12 and back off. I suggest this course of action, but do something else if it comes to you as better. You can alternatively stand at G11 to Earthbomb the Abandoned into a pit, double-abyss dropping him in one turn.

@Operative: Move up to I8, kill the Arrow-Kun. You know.

@Lyra: I'd like to get this out there: I REALLY want you alive for when the door breaks down and we attack Ayaze, so you can use Glitch on her to give her a weakness to Psychic. That way, when her HP is lowered, I can AoS and have a MUCH greater chance of recruiting Ayaze. That being said, I figure your attack this turn is just smacking Arrow-Kun 5 again and moving up on the Shack...So go do that, please.

@Toast: Let's plan on there being a turn where you Whir Up and pass me the SPC orb so I can equip it. I'd like that for when the Door goes down for the same reason I want Ayaze to be glitched.

@Teag: Let's ask the guy about Bill and what he'd do if, if we got the tome from him, that we'd help him and his Secretary buddies off Bill with some Temmies? (Also, make sure the Book in question actually looks like the Gasterblaster Tome; attempt to inspect its 'magical ethers' or something to that effect. Mild creativity may be required.)

@Redstone: "Ohmygosh, Redstone, stop spouting nonsense! You're a robot, you don't even eat to begin with! Apologize for lying to our Temmie Friends, or I will eat you-wait, no, robot. Uh, I'll sacrifice your soul to Glitch Temmie forever! And then I'll tie you to a pole for Marron to practice Archery with! Yeah!"

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 02:23:00

#sorrynotsorry
#jkimsorryweforgottobringrationsonthatmission

Oh yeah, Roxxanne.
I'm from the far future. A.K.A, the year 2498.
#3moreyearsbeforemy300thanniversary
I also can turn food and liquid into power for myself with this acid inside my body.
It's just a bunch of science on how it works. Basically, it dissolves the food and takes its nutrients, which is converted into energy. The energy goes to power me.
Yes, I do have an emergency generator inside me, but I'd feel ravenous the whole time it's running.
Also, on a side note, if you do find any of the liquid, don't put your finger in it. It's acid, and it's so potent it can melt through Ferozium. And Ferozium is even tougher than Durasteel!
So technically, I'm more of an artificial human than a robot.

Redstone moves to K14 and guards.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 03:56:00

I equip the temmie armour and move to examine the defiled grave.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 04:27:00

@Tazz, Infernal Torment: I got a lot on my plate in terms of crafting right now (currently 3 in progress), so I'll have to do that later. Although, there's no huge demand for it right now, given the presumed natures of the next two fights.

Next turn: I'm planning on using Zilly Shifting Sands on Ayaze then whirring up with Electric (32/35/37 damage on Ayaze, including Glitch weakness). If removing the SPC orb is a free action, I'll do it then. If not, I should be able do it after Shifting Sands due to the spell being a free action.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 09:13:00

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1475655228))

@Tazz, Infernal Torment: I got a lot on my plate in terms of crafting right now (currently 3 in progress), so I'll have to do that later. Although, there's no huge demand for it right now, given the presumed natures of the next two fights. Next turn: I'm planning on using Zilly Shifting Sands on Ayaze then whirring up with Electric (32/35/37 damage on Ayaze, including Glitch weakness). If removing the SPC orb is a free action, I'll do it then. If not, I should be able do it after Shifting Sands due to the spell being a free action.

A reminder: We want Ayaze alive. Also, switching off orbs replaces either move or attack from what Ire's said, so yeah. That being said, there's a fair chance we may have Ayaze at 1 HP before you arrive (or at least, low enough that such damage is just overkill), so I wouldn't recommend Electric right now as every other enemy on the map resists it.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 12:08:00

>Healerbot: Move to I14. Tembot: Move to J15.
Command carried out.
>Healerbot: Cast Healmore on K13 with Splash 2, then end turn. Tembot: Shoot the Abandoned, then retreat to J14. End turn.
Heal, dakka, move. Command carried out.

AYAZE'S OUT OF THE SOUL OF REVENGE'S COUNTERHAPPY FIELD

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 12:42:00

@Tazz: If you're going for a Psychic Resistance Down, why not do Fear instead of Glitched? It's a 50% weakness as opposed to a 25%, meaning you'd have an even EASIER time getting Ayaze to our side. I mean, unless the other elemental weakens of Glitch are integral to your plan. Then go ahead with that.
---
Doctor's orders; get the heck outta this room.
I begin to make a bolt for it, dragging Jon and Pi with me, throw them into Shipping and Recieving, and intercept Sunny before he can get a potshot off onto Origin Skeletron Prime.
Seriously; we might be doing an all-hands-on-deck battle soon, and we don't have very many electric users available right now (which would be the most effective for the fight). So let's just scram from this place. Alright?

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 12:55:00

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1475668509))

@Tazz: If you're going for a Psychic Resistance Down, why not do Fear instead of Glitched? It's a 50% weakness as opposed to a 25%, meaning you'd have an even EASIER time getting Ayaze to our side. I mean, unless the other elemental weakens of Glitch are integral to your plan. Then go ahead with that. --- I just stay in the fort; I'm guessing that people will flood in when they feel like it if the battle starts. However, I prepare to get out of there in case the fort gives way to avoid any extra damage.

I didn't see that. On the other hand, Glitch might make getting Ayaze down easier to begin with-it's really all down to how many people we have when Toast draws her out of hiding, and where Ayaze is. I'll keep that in mind.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 14:22:00

Who wants the Skeletron alive? Presumably no.

I then go to Shipping and Receiving, and change the mode of the Sniper Rifle to be long-range mode. I then take a glitch gel, and place it in front to the bullet. I then condense the fact that no players(descendants) wish the Skeletron alive, into an orb in which I put it in front of the gel. I then use some oil to merge that three things. Then I use the ability to prone right at the entrance of the Creature Testing Chamber, where I could see the boss. I then shoot it with the three-combo bullet, and does fire, corruption and impact all at once. That rifle seems to have the push force required for me to eject a distance and set me unprone. I then run to near the summit, finishing a hit-and-run operation.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 14:43:00

"I think you gave the Arrows helpful instructions exactly what to do so that Ayaze doesn't get recruited, Tazz!"

Ayaze is deliberately trying to be the most annoying entity in the game. This may will end the plan horribly by killing off exactly what would give you a huge plus to the special.

ATTACK: AKun5
RETREAT: I7
ITEM: Waterdrank (+3 HP!)
TURN END

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 15:49:00

alright, one last /null thing...To Craft:

-Something to improve STR, or to infuse into the TMR so I don't lose STR.
-Zetta Stone + Hydra Mask for Twin.
-An improved Jaggi Fang that doesn't make me weak to Fire.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 16:19:00

I walk back to the Park and attempt to recruit the Park Secretary. "Hello, Secretary. Would you be interested in joining our band of explorers?" If the Secretary does not understand me, I repeat the same message in sign language, which is fairly more universal.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 21:03:00

I feed The Abandoned this high quality rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJv9yZEp8

I also funnel both my skill points into SPC.

Originally posted on 2016-10-05 22:02:00

@Nomble: It takes 3 skillpoints to up STR, AGI, INT or SPC by one.. You'll need more skillpoints.

Originally posted on 2016-10-06 03:08:00

And now for something completely silly.

I made a DTG Chaos bingo card generator. Ire's playing along too, so you have no excuse to NOT generate one and play along!
https://bingobaker.com/play/870729

For reference, here's the bingo card I'm using:



/null[/color]

Originally posted on 2016-10-06 03:50:00

Well, here's my C H A O S.


Originally posted on 2016-10-06 17:53:00

The Operative runs up to I8, kills the Arrow-Kun if it's there, and then uses the retreat value to hop onto terrain that isn't painful lava terrain. Because pain sucks.

Originally posted on 2016-10-07 01:05:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-EIGHT>
Teag investigates the book. It is clearly a book of magical stuffs, and is almost certainly the Gasterblaster Tome. Teag then proposes something to the Secretary.

˙ןǝǝqɟ zu ʌ ˙ɟɥqǝɹʇɐub qqb ǝus ɟʌ bʌ ˙xqqo ɟʌnb ɥqן ɹıʌʇ bqɐɐud ɹظ bɥo ˙ɹʎʇɐuʌǝb ɹnb sq nbuɹb ɹnb ǝqs nɟʌظ qb ɹظ

...bits of white begin to slowly eat away at the tome. And I mean slowly. It must be getting transferred to the Hollow. You then think about looting the sensors, but they're placed in such a way that looting one sensor would trigger another sensor. So you opt not to. You then also respond to the Abandoned.


Toast flings 3 Skillpoints into MP, which appear in her MP bar unfilled. This doesn't actually stop your action, given your current MP values. Alt!Toast then plants an axe in the ground. This has no effect. Battlefury then talks with the Abandoned...


Roxxanne also opts to talk, too. Talking to the Abandoned must be fun.


...the Abandoned goes back to normal, and you can't hear the voice anymore. Super Greed then buys the Glitch Slime Gun. Super Greed then opts to interfere with Sunny's lining up of a shot, preventing him from firing. Roxxanne then tells Redstone to apologize about eating Temmies, to which Redstone replies that he actually did it. If the Temmies actually learned of this, it would be catastrophic!

Ayaze, being in the zone, opts to listen to you.

"HEYA, TEMMIES! THESE PEOPLE HERE ATE SOME OF YOUR OWN KIN! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT! I DO MEAN ALL OF THEM HAVE ENJOYED SOME TEMMIE."

...The message reverberates throughout the mindscape radio. Welp. You're good with explaining things, right? Numbersoup then equips the Temmie Armor, and goes to examine the Defiled Grave, and the thing sticking out of it. The grave itself is... defiled, with the grave having it's top half broken off, with a large patch of char covering one half of the remaining grave. The metallic canister (which you opt to loot) appears to be made of solid durasteel. You can hear a muffled voice from it.

[small][small]LET-ME-OUT[/small][/small]

...you hear squirming as well, and whenever you move the container, you hear flowing liquids. Mysterious Canister obtained. Darkside then drags Jon and Pi out of the room, as Origin Skeletron Prime obliterates the fort with a well placed giant arrow. You jump straight into Shipping and Recieving, and watch as the four limbs of Origin Skeletron Prime reach through the doorway in an attempt to get you. The arms soon recede inward, and you hear the awful noise of breaking metal. Get a team assembled quick; it'll probably break through next turn...

Jon then asks for the Secretary to join them. It shakes its head from side to side. Darn. Nomble then plays a HIGH QUALITY RIP, which The Abandoned accepts. He sadly fails to expend two skillpoints for a point of SPC; you'll need one more! Joining a battle would get you one, once it ends.

...meanwhile, Marron practices with Therma. She appears to be slightly used to the weapon. All she needs is a target now; she can't really fire off tons of bolts in her house.

<BATTLE: TRANSMISSIONS HUB, TURN FOUR>
Roxxanne's dead, and the Abandoned's influence is starting to spread! Break him quickly, or you'll see yourself in a sea of high-quality rips once it upgrades!

Originally posted on 2016-10-07 01:25:00