...I should probably ask for you to delete the poll, Soup.

Originally posted on 2016-09-26 05:29:00

I check out the ceiling breach.

Originally posted on 2016-09-26 14:29:00

Plotting my way after rereading the Walkthrough......


I go to the Dollhouse, and get some medical herb. I then take some iron ingots, and craft it into a circuit board with a board of semi-conductor, which is created via MAGICK!

Originally posted on 2016-09-26 15:01:00

@The Operative: You have the dodge, so just get in there and destroy the Glitch Skeleton. The Glitch Creeper suicides even if you evade, so no worries about that guy (and you have 60% dodge and the HP to take it). Teag's Automatic Sentry ought to help so it's a kill on the skeleton

Super Greed will join the battle at shipping and recieving at H2, move to K4 and force the Fading Spider to Pay Up.

I then proceed to the Transmissions Hub and shout at the Metallic Shack. "Yo, Ayaze! Come out and fight me, or I will yodel you to death, and then urinate on your corpse!" Roxxanne declares.

If she refuses to do anything to this, I use the wall-busting special of my weapon to bust down a wall on the Metallic Shack to force her out.

I also opt to request the battles at the Transmissions Hub, Falls of Reflection, The Bonfire, and Bill's Shrine, as well as any relevant beastiary entries.

Originally posted on 2016-09-26 18:32:00

I name the Orikoes Oriko Alef and Oriko Bet for sanity reasons. Oriko Bet moves to the Testing Facilities, and idles, while Oriko Alef moves to The Park, before taking out some sort of knife, and carving into the Durasteel "Scale me, Chaos - it's not like it's the worst thing you've done to me!"
what do you mean that's a terminally stupid idea oriko alef and nearly as bad as chaos test at least more scales fall

Originally posted on 2016-09-26 19:11:00

I go to the Falls of Reflection and look into the mirror.

Originally posted on 2016-09-26 20:32:00

...Mirror, when 3 enter at once... yeah, this is DEFINITELY a dungeon akin to the Great Tree.
I predict that the Soul of Ender or Healing is likely in there. Idunno, just a weird hunch.
Might want to go there once we finish our battles.
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I attach an axe (from the starter inventory) to the string of rope, and proceed to fling the rope toward a piece of metal sticking out of the wreckage. Or a conveniently-placed pipe, if none are available. The axe attaches to the piece/pipe like a grappling hook, and after a few pulls, confirms that it's safe to climb. I then climb the rope, ready for whatever's going to happen. I have Ette stay behind, in case I get insta-killed up there.

Originally posted on 2016-09-26 21:22:00

Redstone decides to be the idiot he is and move to the Bonfire. He then engages in STRIFE! with the Twin Figures.

I did that to trigger you guys ololololololololol I learned that from trolling 101 classes

Just kidding.

Redstone does not engage in strife, and instead attempts to use the Scanner MK2 without getting close and chooses to scan the Twin Figures that that he can get their stats.

Originally posted on 2016-09-27 02:34:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1474940075))

Redstone decides to be the idiot he is and move to the Bonfire. He then engages in STRIFE! with the Twin Figures.

"Could you please not try to imitate your lifelong hero, Leeroy Jenkins, for just a minute?"

Lyra paints a ribbon of paint directly cutting across the floor of the entrance to the bonfire. He slips and falls completely on his face...
Directly onto the paint. It was the sleeping paint. It was a small line, so the sleeping part won't be too long, but it should be long enough for his attempted charge to fail.

"And just in case you're busy not being diverted by that, here. Have a math equation I just found off the internet.

...I have no idea how to solve this."

And neither do I, which is a shame on my part. Lyra then proceeds to move along to the Transmissions Hub and also puts out a call for help...

Originally posted on 2016-09-27 04:35:00

>HealerX: Hydraulic Jump into the Bonfire area.
You use your hydraulic leg pistons to dash into a nearby bush. Thankfully you got the noiseless pistons.
>HealerX: Healmore on the ground.
You Healmore you, Pi, and Lyra.

Originally posted on 2016-09-27 11:32:00

>Solve math problem like a secretary.
y=4x+18
y'=(4x+18)dy/dx
y'=4
That was far too easy. Guess those math classes were good for something.

Originally posted on 2016-09-27 14:09:00

The Operative moves to F7, attacks the Fading Creeper, and uses his retreat value to move to D5, out of the way of the Secretary's range 4 attacks. Then, he notices Gladius, in all her new burning glory with that new stat page of power, and... well... Yeah he's definitely got some interest.

"Interesting... So the procedure went as was planned. Good. Would have been a little bit annoyed if something had gone wrong and your Plot Armor got activated... So... uh... hmm... how do I phrase this..."

He pauses.

"...uh... [small][small][small]eh fuck it I can take my chances with the anti-flirt device I mean I respawn and all that so[/small][/small][/small] You look... hot, I guess. Honestly, with the flame motif, I'm having trouble coming up with much else to say, since words like cool are very obviously ruled out... Enjoying that power of yours, I hope? Heh... This is gonna be one interesting field test, at any rate, of what might have changed. Best of luck out here, then..."

[small][small][small]"Dammit now I feel awkward because she's probably stronger than me like what am I supposed to do or say"[/small][/small][/small]

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 00:21:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FOUR>
Pit. Did you... really summon Laer? If you did, well...
That'll be interesting.

Toast suddenly exists some Gravcore Ore. if you refine this carefully, you might be able to use it! Toast then uses both the STR orb and the Everlasting Apple. Toast has consumed a lot of stat orbs, wow. She then compliments Gladius on her looks. (getting close but not quite to tripping the anti-flirt cannon)

ga: Aw, thanks!

She blushes a little. And by "blush", I mean she suddenly reignites, flames rippling off her once again. She keeps the flames out as she willingly follows you into the Shipping and Receiving area, eager to test her new powers. Numbersoup then checks out the ceiling breach in Chamber <001>. It's your typical gigantic hole in the ceiling, wires and small fires present in the outline of the hole.

...given the flames, it must be recent. Odd.

Sunny then goes to the Dollhouse, and loots a few herbs from the garden. 6 Medical Herbs obtained. He also decides to take the Silkweed, obtaining 25 of that as well. It seems Ette is totally fine with you taking the stuff there. You also grab a Cinder Fruit from the tree there. You then attempt to craft a circuit board, but you don't have a board of semiconductor! Or the magical abilities to create one! Super Greed then joins the Shipping And Receiving Battle, while Roxxanne moves to the Transmissions Hub and shouts things at the Metal Shack.

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!

...you can hardly hear the voice inside over the music.

AND NO, I'M NOT TURNING IT DOWN!

The top-mounted speakers on the shack suddenly begin to blast this music, launching you across the area. You can feel the vibrations of the music shaking the ground, the metal of the shack rattling with every pulsation of the music. The voice, obviously female, begins to announce things. Like Chaos's voice, her voice reverberates across the Mindscape.

THIS IS DJ AYAZE, COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM MINDSCAPE RADIO! I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'LL BE MAKING A SONG SOON, CALLED "THAT TIME I URINATED ON THIS CHICK'S CORPSE," COMING OUT RIGHT WHEN THIS "CHICK" DIES!

The floating arrow-creature things in the area begin to converge upon Roxxanne. Looks like this'll be an annoying fight.

S T R I F E !

Oriko Bet moves to the Testing Facilities, and idles. Oriko Alef then moves to the Park, and carves a message into the Durasteel Statue.

cc: kek
cc: you ©all (t)ha(t) vandalism?
cc: wha(t) a ©asual

Jon then heads to the Ender Mirror, and looks into it. Nothing happens. Your face looks nice, though. Darkside, in an extreme effort, then climbs Testing Facility <001>. Ette applauds earnestly as you stand victoriously on the top of the facility. There's not really much up here. Sure, you can see the crack that Numbersoup can see, but not much else. (IF YOU MEANT SOMETHING ELSE, TELL ME) Redstone then attempts to scan the Twin Figures, but is blocked by a Fog Gate that has suddenly appeared. Plus, you'd need to take Siria's head / get permission to use that scanner. HealerX then enters the Bonfire area, and opts to just shoot Pi and Lyra for medication.

The Operative then calls Chloe... hot? (this gets incredibly close to tripping the anti-flirt cannon)

ga: ...

Her blush is now incredibly obvious, the flames coming off of her body reaching a sweltering inferno. She chuckles, before speaking, her voice sounding naive.

ga: I-I'm flattered, honestly...

Her voice soon takes a more serious tone.

ga: But please be careful! I don't want you tripping the anti-flirting satellite!
ga: I don't want... whatever IT does to happen to you.
ga: The new power's certainly nice, though.
ga: ...

Her blush increases further, the ground below her nearly liquefying due to the sheer heat.

ga: H-Hey, I'm really sorry for being so insensitive earlier, with saying you loved Chaos, and by extension, getting your gorilla gorillaed...
ga: I... really didn't intend for that to happen.
ga: Sorry if that brought back bad memories; I just really needed to get that off my chest...

She forces a(n obviously fake) laugh, before turning back to the battle at hand, her flames dying down to a normal level.

...meanwhile, Marron regains consciousness. She clutches her bandaged head as she forces herself to sit up. She glances around the room before a look of panic crosses her face. She seems too concerned to focus on the pain now...

tc: E-Ette?
tc: Where are you?
tc: Why am I... alive?
tc: Ette...?
tc: Did they-

Tears begin to well up in her eyes. It might be a good idea to talk to her before she flips. Again.

<ZONE 6>
SOUL inputs "memory", and several of its variants into the Colorless Terminal. Nothing happens. Toast then opts to stand right between anarchistsCreation and the Monolith, and taunts him. This instantly prompts him to attempt a charge attack, but is promptly stomped on by a bunch of secretaries in the zone. Looks like you'll need to convince the secretaries to leave before you can do that successfully. Or you can get really creative.

<BATTLE: SHIPPING AND RECIEVING, TURN THREE>
...the Secretary is attempting to run. There is simply too much stuff to deal with at the moment. Going after it is an option...

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 02:18:00

f i r s t
Teag moves-
oh wait
no mp
Teag meditates, I guess.
He also compliments Gladius's new look, and casually asks her to not let the Secratary escape, and more specifically move it in to Sentry range.

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 02:49:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1475025499))

Pit. Did you... really summon Laer? If you did, well... That'll be interesting.

(I honestly have no clue if it'll even work, bro. This can only end so well.
And now every guest will be assumed to actually be laer in disguise. Oh, the paranoia.)

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 02:55:00

I spawn at D25 in the hub, move up 3 spaces, and wide beam up to the right.

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 04:31:00

I put a point into MP. I also switch Dogsong for Blink as I realize that its primary purpose is probably useless and I do not know what Barkgeneis does enough to use it properly.

I spawn at F22, rush all the way up to D16 (crossing the lava), and Wide Beam directly up, obliterating all 4 Arrow-Kuns, hopefully. I then chug a Mana Potion and use Greater Blink (in a move that Ire has explicitly called legal) to move to D12, then use my one retreat to move to D11. The speakers should push me back in such a way as to propel me to D9.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee, lava is weird, colon three!"

Super Greed, meanwhile, waits for everyone else to move, then moves to J3 in his battle (still in ZoC) before forcing the Glitch Spider to pay up again. Greed has the MP to do it...Unless, for whatever reason, the Secretary is still alive and Super Greed could kill it with his attack. If that is the case, Super Greed pulls out Quad Burst and it's improved hit chance to attack the Secretary instead.

@People entering Transmission Hub battle: Kill the speakers that Insert has generously weakened to 6 HP! You'll need to do at least 8 points of damage due to 2 AC but that's probably not a problem for most. Not everyone can cross the lava, so having those 3x3 sets of Booster tiles will really make Ayaze have a bad day and speed up our march to her. Her abilities can't REMOVE those tiles, only change the placement! Don't ignore the Arrow-Kuns either, but the Speakers can do much worse for us.

I also attempt to read up on the Soul of Healing battle. I have no idea what the area is called...But <FracturedEye> knows what I'm talking about, being who he is.

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 05:00:00

>Fog: Happen.
"I CAN'+ SEE gorilla CAP+AIN!"
>HealerX: Activate fog vision.
You've got no fog vision!
>HealerX: Find the door outta here.
You move out of the Bonfire zone.
>HealerX: To the Transmissions Hub!
You spawn in at G22.
>HealerX: TemsTwo at H22.
You spawn a temmie clone of yourself at H22.
>HealerTem: Shoot the F19 speaker.
You do that, and retreat to G21.
>HealerX: Turn end.
Okay then.

@Lyra: You may wanna put the Penguin Leg back on. Lava immunity helps. A lot.

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 05:37:00

Toast flies to H5, double-attacks the secretary, before dashing off to F2 and escaping.

I UN-USE THE MAGIC CARD POT OF GREED, ALLOWING ME TO DROP THE STR ORB SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN USE IT.

After forcefully removing the STR Orb from her system and returning it to it's home, she goes over to Marron's house. Her voice softens as she begins to talk,
Hey, you're up- are you okay? Ette's fine, she's just been hanging with us right now. I can call her here, if you want...

Toast brings over Ette from the Testing Facility, assuming both parties want her to be there.

She then swaps Turn() for Zillycharm, and meditates if she can.

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 05:37:00

I enter the breach.

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 18:34:00