QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1474512376))

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1474510046)) Teag moves to C3 and uses Ice Pillar at C4, D3, and D2. Come at me. I'll show that I'm better than you! I also force ire to sign a contact that says if I win this fight, I will never be able to take damage from Secretaries on the map again. "Hey, you're not allowed to force Ire to sign contracts he doesn't want to! I'm the only one who's allowed to do that, and I have canon reasons to be able to do that! Are you trying to start something, because I am more then happy to deal with this. Doth thou wish to pass into a moment of inopportune experiences?" Lyra is taking offense to your contracts. Here's some advice: She'll probably find a way to make you a magical girl with contracts, so do yourself a favor and please attempt to cease before you get amusingly destroyed and/or humiliated. And yes, I meant Magical Girl. Your gender could be at stake. Please be careful. Please. /nullify this pasta please

ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER?
/null

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 18:06:00

I use a military ration.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 20:48:00

I casually walk up to Glitch Temmie, and converse.

"Hey, how's it going? Need some help?"

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 00:52:00

<MINIDOP>
A quick little update to accelerate along the Dollhouse battle. This isn't an actual update.

<BATTLE: THE DOLLHOUSE, TURN TWO>
A quick flurry of slashes and shots from Roxxanne to Marron causes the puppet girl to stagger back, trying to stop the flow of her own blood. She tries to retain her balance, but fails, falling to one knee. Her voice is weak and trembling...

tc: U-ugh, gorilla...
tc: I can't believe that I didn't even... touch any of you...

She begins to tear up, her entire body shaking from weakness. Without the Puppet Charm, she'd probably be dead. Tears and blood alike drip from her face as she chokes out some words...

tc: ...Ette, I'm sorry...
tc: ...I don't think we'll be leaving this place... together...
tc: ...sorry for being... [small]so helpless...[/small]

With a final pained gasp, her knee gives way, allowing her to fall forward onto the ground. She's out cold. Ette quickly runs towards her sister's body and fumbles around with it, testing to make sure that she's still alive. She sighs; Marron's fine. She stands up, and bows to you all, gesturing for all of you to follow. She then grabs Marron by the leg, and drags her off to the Dollhouse.

When inside, she gently lays Marron out on a bed, and wraps her in bandages, Ette's arms moving as if she's done this many times before. She then tucks Marron in and pats her on the head, and takes a seat. It seems that she'd love to offer you all some tea, but she's clean out of the stuff. Even with her sister injured by your hand, Ette seems completely fine with you all.

All participating players in the Dollhouse Battle have obtained 1 Skill Point. You can probably claim some additional rewards; the ones that Marron talked about, by talking with Ette now.

@Roxxanne, Toast, Battlefury; You may all make an additional post this turn.

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 01:14:00

Alright. We are getting at least three gold from this.

Thats enough for a mythril.

I quickly buy and claim a mythrill.

It's time.

I quickly call forth the titanite, the Mythril, and various other crafting materials, along with the holy dog staff.

Now, as you may recall, the dog staff was, well, a large staff, it's base made of pure hallowed. Somehow, due to the property s of hallowed ingots, it was decorated with red gems, akin to rubies, much like other equipment made with hallowed ingots. It was also covered in gold, which had dogs craved into it, and was topped by 3 disks- one of three durasteel, one of four titanium, and one of five iron.


And now, the time has come. The Dogstaff will ascend. It will finally achieve it's true form, that of a staff that channels the dog titans, and many of the elements.

Lets begin with the base, and the mythril, too, shall we?

At any rate, to begin, the mythril is melted to a liquid, while the remaining gold is also melted, because someone has to use it. To begin with, i apply yet another layer of gold to entire staff, except for the three disks, who only are coated in gold at the top. Various runes are carved into the new golden layer. I then proceed to call forth the Dog Cream out of it's canisters, and, fusing it with 30 glitch gel, apply it to the base, and fill the runes with the glitchdog cream, further empowering it. The runes hum softly, despite not being given all that much power in terms of ingredients.

Next, up, i take half the hallowed bark, and proceed to go though the painstaking (maybe) process of somehow layering it underneath the gold layer i just applied. I shurg, and just somehow apply it directly to the ruins via because magic. Next up, i grab- I then realize that we are out of firebits, and simply soak the runes in crude oil. Somehow. Don't question it. I'm trying to give it actual power rather than just a generic upgrade.

I then decide to finally apply the mythril and titanite. Directly to the forehead. Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead.Directly to the forehead-

Memes aside, i proceed to coat the dog topping the staff in mythril, while being sure to outline the runes and dogs craved into the base of the staff with extremely thin layers of mythril. The dog on top, meanwhile, is coated in a thick layer of mythril. It's eyes glow with potency, shimmering probably-rubies glowing bright. I then proceed to melt the titanite, and proceed to make the dog on the top of the staff some armor. Unlike the previous dog, which much resembled the annoying dog, this is much spoopyier. It's ears are topped with titanite, it's armor is forged of titanite, it's eyes glow brightly, and whereas the previous dog was merely smiling, this dog seems happy to let it's mouth hang open, revealing it's titanite fangs. Because i am good at consering resources.


(Bit of an effort fest. Didn't have much of an idea as to what to do here, so i just added in a bunch of stuff. Lets discuss stats later.)






Originally posted on 2016-09-23 02:09:00

Toast goes into the dollhouse, assuming she isn't already there, and talks to Ette.

She's gonna be okay, right? I'd much prefer Marron alive then dead.
...
Anyway, thanks for defusing the brawl. It really would have been a lose-lose for everyone.

Assuming Ette doesn't continue the 'conversation' in some way, Toast gets up, waves goodbye to Ette, and leaves.

Afterwards, Toast walks over to Bill's Shrine, ignores him completely and uses Shifting Sands on the Hunk of Gold. The Hunk of Gold is moved to the cliff, she is moved into the air. She then falls to her death, assuming her armor can't save her (flight)...

Oh wait, but it can!
[big]HEROES NEVER DIE.[/big]

Toast revives on the top of the cliff.
...For a price (of that Shifting Sands tome we bought from you a millenium ago).

She grabs the hunk of gold and walks away.

As for the plan to use the Origin Blaze Rods, Toast gives Roxxanne a mental thumbs up and the okay to use them.

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 02:16:00

Roxxanne bows to Ette and proceeds to olly outie to Gladius.

"OK, so! I just had this ridiculously crazy idea. You like the idea of being super-powerful, right? Like, having enough power to not die to everything? Because I thought of something awesome, really really awesome. It will make you pretty much immune to fire, remove your stupid -2 AC penalty, improve all damage with fire, super-charge your special, and probably some other stuff! You'll be really really powerful and might even be ready to help us big-time, colon three!" Roxxanne says. "...The problem is that, in order to do this properly, we have to merge your Glitch Aura with Two Origin Blaze Rods. I don't think I need to state what happens if we screw this up-your lesser plot armor procs and we'll feel really awkward about almost killing you. But the benefits mean that you can fight alongside us and do the awesome stuff we can do! Conveniently, I have almost all the right tools to mess around with that-magical power in aplenty, an item that manipulates glitch, you know, basically everything I need-and I'm a Descendant. Nothing is impossible, not to me! I can punch so hard that I can turn my enemies into a universe consuming black hole that explodes, and survive that explosion at ground zero! I have a shotgun that destroys planets! I have a really awesome ship that eats planets! I stole three-halves of an alternate-timeline Mainframe and shoved all the cool tech into a ship! I can totally infuse you totally safely! Whaddya say, Chloe? Ready to be a badass?"

I'm going to wait on Chloe's response to this. I also activate Scaleform's shift special to shift its form around.

Meanwhile, Super Greed moves over to the Park and inspects the Secretary there for any signs of holding the Gasterblaster Tome that Bill is looking for.

EDIT: While waiting for next turn so I can do the thing, I practice my craftsmanship by taking the blood of the Clone Herobrine's Corpse we have in our inventory. Being a Vampire and thus a natural practitioner of blood magics, its tempting to use it on herself, but...It's probably too corruptive for that.

But perhaps a perfect fit for Scaleform?

Roxxanne splits a Gold Ingot into nine Gold nuggets, following basic Minecraft logic. She places eight of them in a square in the ground in a 15-by-15 meter area, each one distanced from the other by 1.5 meters each-in other words, if this was Minecraft, each would be dead-center in their squares and each would be in a separate square in a 5-by-5 block. Between them, she inscribes various runes in the dirt, creating a runesquare around the unoccupied center square. Anyone paying attention and sufficiently versed in your typical magical runes could easily tell that these runes mostly involved the powers of Chaos, Entropy and Corruption. Roxxanne stands within the Runesquare, holding the ninth golden nugget.

"O mysticum numerum potentiarum, vocationem meam! Da mihi virtutem! Sacrosancta geometriae studium magicae me, et da mihi fortitudinem!"

Saying this, Roxxanne plants the ninth golden nugget in the ground. The rune circle bursts into a crimson light, illuminating the area with an eerie red glow. The eight golden nuggets already planted burst into an odd red flame, not like actual fire at all and more like the ferocious power of entropy. The Runecircle starts creating new runes, edging into the center square, slowly closing in.

Roxxanne works quickly now. She places down Scaleform dead center, just above the ninth Golden Nugget, and then pulls out Herobrine's blood. She quickly etches in a new set of runes into the center, just around the 3 meters that signify her center square. These runes are much the same as before but represent something a bit different: Rather than just chaos and entropy, it signifies the most powerful kind of chaos and entropy: Evolution, the ever-shfiting and ever-changing forming itself into greater and greater forms. It was this channeling of power that brought the Chaos Butterfly itself so high-and thus it shall bring the weapon made after it higher still.

"O mysticum numerum potentiarum, vocationem meam! Da mihi virtutem! Et brachia ex sacris miscere tumultu, et ibi sanctum corruptione, teneantur ad unionem in aeternum! Vi geritur corruptionem majores vocat; vis maior virtutis chaos vocat! Et unum vinctum hic Sanguis tenebrarum purpura papilio defensionem vis crea in novo esse maius solus!"

Saying this, Roxxanne reaches to the sky. As if in response, generating itself from pretty much nowhere, a ball of raw arcane power, tinted red from the forces she is trying to command, swiftly flies just above her hands. Just in time, too-the encroaching runes looked nearly ready to reach the center.

"Ecce! De profundis clamavi ad nomen potentiae!"

The runes were inching closer and closer, the outer circle starting to shine brighter. Roxxanne tensed up.

"Et in nomen, Yamata non Orochi praecipit, ut talibus!"

The runes were almost there. Roxxanne grabs the ball of arcane energy.

"Et vocabunt nomen eius!"

Roxxanne thrusts the arcane energy downwards, into Scaleform.

"Muria Scala!"

As the energy hit Scaleform, the rune circle completed.

The red lights flared up, and at once a surge of power was felt throughout the nearby area. Despite this, the immense fury of the entropic and corruptive energies kept themselves squarely within the runic squares bar for light, which was harmless to all. Roxxanne refused to budge as the central area surged with a new sort of power, glowing, transforming, evolving.

A last surge of light totally blinded the area in white, and...It was gone. The golden nuggets, the blood, Scaleform, the runic circle, all gone. Roxxanne still stood, however, as did a singular golden bracelet dead center, where Scaleform and the blood of Herobrine was.

Roxxanne picked up the bracelet and inspected it. Engraved into it-or rather, seemingly engraved into it-are the very runes Roxxanne had used earlier in the circle. They occasionally flickered with a red energy. Roxxanne smiled, and put it onto her right hand. At once, scales flew out of it, reforming itself into Scaleform...But, not Scaleform. This weapon was brighter in coloration, more crimson, more refined and controlled, slightly less erratic than before, but still just as dangerous and potent.

Congradulations! Your SCALEFORM has evolved into SCALEBRINE!

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 03:00:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1474563960))

ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER? /null

"Teag was denied earlier from building a bomb, so he fails!" - Ire, literally a few turns ago

"I dunno, word of god seems to be pretty helpful here.
Also, word of advice: Turtling is not going to be an effective tactic when you have an enemy that, if he gets in your defenses, will probably 2-shot you."

Not acknowledging Roxx's attempt to be a Magical Girl (mainly because I'd be the guy forced to draft up the document and, being an ordinary high-school student, that is out of my jurisdiction and I wouldn't want to anyway.) [color=#CC99FF]Not like that'd stop me!, Lyra waits to see if Teag exits the fight (he won't.)

If he does, Lyra enters at E12 and gets ready for combat. I'd give it two turns maximum. If he doesn't, Lyra just stares at him. With hearts in her eyes... hope he doesn't look lest he get hopelessly... *cough*

Either way, after that stare-off, Lyra would then break into the Testing Grounds/Facilities/Whatever you want to call it and looks for exactly what's blocking northern entry. The facilities are only said to be guarding the scale and some armor, after all.

Oh, that appears to be fixed. Well then, seeing nothing blocking the way, Lyra promptly "fixes that problem" by using the [color=#ff0000]Burning paint to cut off a portion of the <002> chamber's door to place to block the northern passage. The door then falls down 7 seconds later from not being properly attached to anything. And for lack of any walls to be attached to in the first place.

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 03:52:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1474599154))

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1474563960)) ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER? /null "Teag was denied earlier from building a bomb, so he fails!" - Ire, literally a few turns ago "I dunno, word of god seems to be pretty helpful here. Also, word of advice: Turtling is not going to be an effective tactic when you have an enemy that, if he gets in your defenses, will probably 2-shot you." Not acknowledging Roxx's attempt to be a Magical Girl (mainly because I'd be the guy forced to draft up the document and, being an ordinary high-school student, that is out of my jurisdiction and I wouldn't want to anyway.) Not like that'd stop me!, Lyra waits to see if Teag exits the fight (he won't.) If he does, Lyra enters at E12 and gets ready for combat. I'd give it two turns maximum. If he doesn't, Lyra just stares at him. With hearts in her eyes... hope he doesn't look lest he get hopelessly... *cough* Either way, after that stare-off, Lyra would then break into the Testing Grounds/Facilities/Whatever you want to call it and looks for exactly what's blocking northern entry. The facilities are only said to be guarding the scale and some armor, after all.

[color=#a90000]"I'm already a Magical Girl, siwwy! I just said that! But you! You can give me more Magical Girl power, riiiiiiiiight? A mid-season upgrade for my awesomesauce and best class thus far can't hurt, especially since I'm trying to do an important. Do it, colon three! once we get out of here, I mean, I think the Dreamer's gonna block out those powers unless you're REALLY trying."

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 04:18:00

ga: ...
ga: That all sounds really awesome, actually!
ga: Just... be careful with me.
ga: I do trust you guys, but it's just that a full-body modification is something new, exotic and highly dangerous.
ga: If this does work though, I do enjoy the idea of never needing to worry about attackers again. Like Marron, for instance.
ga: Say, how'd that go? I'd guess well, given that you're alive at the moment.
[small][small]ga: I'll try not to hold it against you if you fail and I almost burn up...[/small][/small]

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 04:23:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1474599154))

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1474563960)) ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER? /null "Teag was denied earlier from building a bomb, so he fails!" - Ire, literally a few turns ago "I dunno, word of god seems to be pretty helpful here. Also, word of advice: Turtling is not going to be an effective tactic when you have an enemy that, if he gets in your defenses, will probably 2-shot you." Not acknowledging Roxx's attempt to be a Magical Girl (mainly because I'd be the guy forced to draft up the document and, being an ordinary high-school student, that is out of my jurisdiction and I wouldn't want to anyway.) Not like that'd stop me!, Lyra waits to see if Teag exits the fight (he won't.) If he does, Lyra enters at E12 and gets ready for combat. I'd give it two turns maximum. If he doesn't, Lyra just stares at him. With hearts in her eyes... hope he doesn't look lest he get hopelessly... *cough* Either way, after that stare-off, Lyra would then break into the Testing Grounds/Facilities/Whatever you want to call it and looks for exactly what's blocking northern entry. The facilities are only said to be guarding the scale and some armor, after all. Oh, that appears to be fixed. Well then, seeing nothing blocking the way, Lyra promptly "fixes that problem" by using the Burning paint to cut off a portion of the <002> chamber's door to place to block the northern passage. The door then falls down 7 seconds later from not being properly attached to anything. And for lack of any walls to be attached to in the first place.

[color=#3333CC]I'm taking advantage of the fact it has 2 move.
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO DO.
EVEN IF IT'S STUIPID AND GETS ME KILLED.
it's just a game
don't take it seriously
Also what the fuck the color carried over from the quote
I don't care if I become a Magical Girl. Considering it's magic I'll probably get like +1 MMP or something

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 04:24:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1474601092))

I don't care if I become a Magical Girl. Considering it's magic I'll probably get like +1 MMP or something

Spoiler'd for some off-topic lengthpost. /null

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 04:48:00

>HealerX: Crash into the Testing Facility.
Done.
>HealerX: Shoot Barrier <001> repeatedly.
DAKKA.
>OOC Cyan: Talk to Angel.
"Looks like you're already in Madoka Hell. Enjoy your stay. :3"

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 09:53:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1474602511))

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1474601092)) I don't care if I become a Magical Girl. Considering it's magic I'll probably get like +1 MMP or something Spoiler Alert You probably should care. http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica Just saying. http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica It's not like terrible things are going to happen. http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica Because you should totally trust Lyra with your own body. http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica And letting her use you as a Magical Girl. http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica WHAT http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica COULD http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica POSSIBLY http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica GO[/big] http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/pu...i-madoka-magica [big][big]WRONG?[/big][big][/big] Spoiler'd for some off-topic lengthpost. /null

Oriko and Kirika can confirm that this is an terrible excellent decision as they are both Puella Magi and that Kyubey is a demonic bunnycat friendly person who only wants to make teenage girls fulfill their dreams and that you should become a magical girl!
Please stop using your free will and preventing me from making dumb decisions with your body.

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 19:08:00

"OK Lyra, I can tolerate your shenanigans but if you do anything that might actually hinder us, totally aware it could totally screw us over, I will actually eat you alive. I have zero complications with eating sapient beings, I'm a vampire for pete's sake that's how I get awesome, and you respawn anyways. If Teag is a smart he'll come back, if Teag is a dumb he'll die and you can step in...Then again, how could that possibly work? I mean, this place doens't really have a reality, merely a facsimilie created on concepts, and we don't even have bodies, just Astral Projections that more reflect our brains then our...Brawn. Reality Bending doesn't really work in a place with no reality...I suppose your threats are-no, no, not taking chances, Pane could do his funny little thing unopposed, just watch and snark, Lyra, or else."

Roxxanne, despite herself being a (non Puella Magi) Magical Girl, is definitely giving Lyra the long-range stink eye.

Yes, this will totally lead to a bloody strife if Lyra refuses.

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 19:56:00

Wait. I become a magic anime girl? That's even better!
/null

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 20:38:00

I already had thoughts that some of you had screws loose, but I think this proves you're just completely missing those screws altogether. I should probably call a doctor to help with that. *innocent whistling*

"I would never try to ruin anyone's fun! NEVER! The only thing I'm trying to do here is to try and helpfully convince [color=#3333CC](read: helplessly brainwash)(Hey!) him to leave the battle so I can do the thing you wanted me! I was not going to force him to sign any contracts right now! [color=#3333CC](Suuuuuuuuure you were.) Is that wrong or something?!"

I have the feeling that the strife is going to start regardless of the outcome at this rate. Lyra, just hold your fun for after the situation blows off.

But-

Lyra. Stop. Now. Please.

"...fine. I won't try to harm him. Okay?"

[color=#3333CC]There we go. Everything's better. Now to consider if calling a doctor would actually do anything of substance...
Or a security robot, that would work too.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 21:02:00

Roxxanne's long-range stink-eye narrows.

"I ought to iron out that problem of yours personally...Lyra, behave."

It is very obvious that Lyra is now being watched pretty closely by Roxxanne, and it is very obvious that the author's intervention hasn't helped her attitude on Lyra.

Considering her previous attitude, for the most part, this seems awfully jarring.

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 21:32:00

"Heh. Now then, I suppose there is business that I should probably be contributing to taking care of... By the way, it appears that the battle against Marron has ended, so you can go chat with Ette if you wish to."

If Gladius decides to head up to chat with Ette, The Operative will be quite fine with accompanying her there, unless she doesn't want him to. Once either she's there or he's been told to go do something else, he promptly turns and sprints off, heading to The Park, about to head south of there but noticing the Secretary standing there. He pauses, then wanders over to it instead.

"Excuse me. Could you tell me what lies south of here, or let me through to see for myself?"

Originally posted on 2016-09-24 00:55:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO>
I decide to not sign legally binding contracts. Contracts are dangerous, kids. Redstone then quickly talks with Gladius.

ga: ...what'd you do to the poor puppet?
ga: I just she's forgiving...

He then temp-equips an Edgy Hoodie (which he just made), and runs to the Temmie Superstore. He then recieves a quest from Glitch Temmie!

Hello there, Redstone. Pleasure to see you again. Extend my greetings to the rest of your party. Anyway, let's talk a bit of business. Some time ago, a triangle stole one of our deadliest weapons, which happened to be a tome for one of the deadliest spells in existence; Gasterblaster. If you manage to retrieve this tome via whatever methods possible, we are willing to pay you handsomely. Ten gold, a custom-crafted Temmie-approved spell, and one Temmie Superstore Credit.

Insert then moves to Bill's Shrine, and extends his telekinetic grasp to the bit of floating gold. Given how it resists the intense gravity of the Mindscape's abyss, it easily shrugs off the bit of force you apply to it. Next, Numbersoup walks up to the door of Test Chamber <001>, and plants the Power Armor up against it. After backing up a bit, it explodes, dealing (25) damage to the door. Cracks appear along the door's surface as the metal shards of the power armor fly about. Pi then takes a slice of Everlasting Apple (acting as a use), and bakes a slice of pie. It smells awesome. Not-Everlasting Pie obtained. Baking future slices will take more effort. Jon then shoves a military ration down his mouth, restoring (10) HP. Darkside then heads to Glitch Temmie, and is instantly given a recap of the quest tem gave Redstone.

Toast then heads into the Dollhouse, and has a "conversation" with Ette.

She nods her head up and down, before taking the Gravity Circlet off of Marron's head. She tosses it to you, along with a small bag. It's probably whatever Marron planned to give to you in case you won. Which you did. Inside the bag is 3 Gold, some strange orb she never found out how to use (an AGI-Orb), and what appears to be some... plans for armor. Mage Robes, Cloaks of Concealment; they seem to have little tweaks to them that make them simply better than before. Ette points to the plans, and then to Marron. She's obviously implying something.

She then attempts to explain something through more gesturing, but opts to just write you a message instead.

"i can't thank you enough. not only did you free us from the prison, but you also found it in your hearts to spare marron even after all of the nasty things she tried to do to you! while we may not have much, i'd like to express my gratitude somehow. to do that, could i perhaps join you all?

...of course, if i'm to do that, i'll need to make sure sis will be fine on her own. some tea and a snack for her would be nice, as well as a potion. it also might be a bit much to ask, but could i ask for your help in getting her out of the mindscape? i'm sure she wants nothing more than to be free of this place."

Battlefury then purchases (and expends) a bar of Mythril, 1 Gold Ingot, 30 Glitch Gel, 4 Dog Cream Canisters, 6 Hallowed Bark, and 1 Titanite Shard to create Toby's Reality Manipulating Stick! While it's really more than just a stick, it possesses incredible power. Namely, thanks to the fanged dog, the attack of the Staff has skyrocketed, you've obtained +10% Dog Resurrect chance, a 33% chance to cause Dog Conversion, and +1 AC. Meanwhile, Toast heads to Bill's Shrine, and Shifting Sands with the Gold. Toast falls into the abyss and dies as a result of the switch, but then revives thanks to Fallen Angel! In the abyss. Toast dies again. Bill enjoys a hearty chuckle as you respawn at the MW Anti.

Roxxanne then does some arcane voodoo stuff, infusing Scaleform with Herobrine's Blood and a Gold Ingot turned nuggets. This manages to upgrade Scaleform into Scalebrine, adding a "discover" effect to the weapon. This allows you to pick between two weapons before actually switching. Roxxanne then gives it a spin, rolling the Scroll of Ultranova and the Mining Laser to pick from. Lyra then runs towards Chamber <002>, and melts everything the door is attached to with melty paint. Inside is a looooad of antimatter explosives. Including some weird rocket-antimatter bayonet launcher things. Cyan then unloads into the door of Chamber <001>, dealing... (5) damage. Try some creative, DTG-esque attacks on this door!

Gladius then opts to head up to talk with Ette, as suggested by the Operative. As a precaution, she takes the Operative with her. After a bit of fumbling with the new door, she enters the Dollhouse and is soon bearhugged by Ette. She struggles to speak.

ga: H-Heya, Ette! Haven't seen you in a while!
ga: How's your sister-

She glances at the bed. Marron's still unconscious. Ette loosens her grip, and Gladius slips away from the hug.

ga: ...oh.
[small][small]ga: (gorilla, sorry.)[/small][/small]

The two seem to get along pretty well; even with Ette's lack of voice, Gladius seems to easily understand her body motions and gestures. When the two eventually part, Gladius seems much happier, her smile beaming across her face.

ga: ...Hey, think Marron and I could become friends?
ga: Ette's suggested it, but I'm not sure if it'd work between us...
ga: ...she's murder-y.

With everything fine at the Dollhouse, the Operative goes and asks the Secretary as to what's down south.

˙ǝqs bɹbqı ɥqן ɹɟqnb sq ןǝuظ ɹo ˙ǝʌɟ 'nbɥqɟ ɐظqb ɟɹʌʎ ǝɹbɐɹ sq ǝqǝǝʌz u

...odd. It also shakes it's head when Roxxanne mentions a tome of Gasterblasters. Meanwhile, a certain Crimson Scale gets +25%. Have fun.

<BATTLE: SHIPPING AND RECIEVING, AGAIN, TURN ONE>
...
So.
Good fight?

Originally posted on 2016-09-24 01:51:00