>HealerX: SALT.
You take the Broken Scale Necklace. Remember, the HP sapping can be countered by your infinite supply of healz.
>HealerX: stand very still
You don't want to get ROFLREKT by X-Sabers.

Originally posted on 2016-09-20 09:48:00

Pi talks.
My name is Pi.
I'm currently being surrounded by X-Sabers.
As for the egg, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Anyways, if you let me go and give me that Foe Rush orb, I'll you a rather delicious pie.

Unless you mean the Phantasm Egg?
Still got no idea what that is.
Wonder if I could use it in a pie.

Browsing old posts yay

Originally posted on 2016-09-20 19:34:00

I build the Secretary a nice desk out of wooden planks.

Originally posted on 2016-09-20 21:03:00

I take the power armour.

Originally posted on 2016-09-20 21:47:00

"Ah, glad that's being settled. anyway..."

I move left of the Park, to the Temmie Superstore. I bet they'd LOVE to see us.

Originally posted on 2016-09-21 00:16:00

"...You're not laughing at me humiliating myself. That's scarier to me then it should be to anybody reasonable."

[color=#3333CC]Despite the 6/10 fail that just went on right next to him, Lyra still attempts to communicate with Bill for completion's sake. Can't wait to see her "nickname". Considering those who came before her, I wouldn't consider it a stretch to call her "No-Wings" or a variation of the sort.

pay me for doing your job at that for you bill i'm just an ordinary high school student i need that money ;_;

Originally posted on 2016-09-21 01:03:00

I move to the Rundown House.

Originally posted on 2016-09-21 20:04:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-ONE>
youstillhavetimetopost,ect

Teag decides to 1v1 the Secretary. Keyword; 1v1. That's a player cap of 1. The Secretary tosses away it's broom. This was a terrible idea.

S T R I F E !

Siria then uses the Mythril Ingot, along with 2 Iron Ingots, a Titanite Shard, a Cinder Fruit, a Wooden Plank, and a piece of Gel, to create the Widow's Kiss! You promptly receive a free Widowmaker skin the mail. It seems like as a result of what you used to upgrade the weapon, you got +1 Base Damage (sniper) and Focus Damage, along with what you specified. Redstone then builds a wooden Pickaxe With A Hoe on it. You only mine 60 Cobblestone before the pickaxe explodes.

Redstone then tries to build a bridge all the way to that flying bit of gold. However, it appears that some distance from the cliff, the intense gravity of the Mindscape is starting to have an effect on your bridge! You narrowly escape it's collapse, 30 Cobble flying into the abyss. Bill laughs at your panic.

THAT B1T 0F G0LD 0RE HAS S0ME MATER1ALS F0R GRAV-C0RES M1XED W1TH 1T! G00D LUCK GETT1NG 1T N0W!

HealerX then equips the Broken Scale Necklace. It's fabulous. It's dangerous. It's a necklace. It looks good when you stand still just like that. Pi then converses with the voice.

??: Amazing. You can see things. I had no idea that you were surrounded by my sabers.
??: Wow. Amazing. Incredible.
??: I do not care for your confectionery delights, seer. While I run routine scans on the orb to make sure it isn't... dangerous, I'm going to leave it right there.

...the Sabers proceed to seize you, and throw you into the woods.

??: Begone.
??: May your travels be safe from the egg.

...at least you weren't murdered! Jon then builds the Secretary at the park a desk to use. It appears to like it. This consumes 12 Wooden Planks. Soup also nabs the suit of Power Armor. It's on fire. And also probably going to explode soon. Really, fling it hard enough at something, and it'll probably leave a hole in it. Sunny then goes adventuring for something useful, and finds Something Useful. What is it? I don't know! You then mine 10 Cobble with your hands, somehow. Darkside then walks to the Temmie Superstore. It's a busting supermarket, with stalls lined up outside of the main superstore building. While the main building appears to contain solely items for everyday life in the Mindscape, the stalls outside have more exotic items, along with more of the same. Lyra then obtains the quest from Bill.

HELL0, FL1GHTLESS! 1 HAVE AN0THER M1SS10N F0R Y0U AND Y0UR FR1ENDS! TH0SE SECRETAR1ES AR0UND THE M1NDSCAPE ARE SUCH A B0THER; 0NE 0F THEM ST0LE THE GASTERBLASTER T0ME THAT I ST0LE. FR0M S0MEWHERE. PR0BABLY BECAUSE 1 G0T Y0U GUYS TO K1LL A BUNCH 0F THEM.

S0, 1'D L1KE Y0U T0 RETR1EVE 1T! 0NE 0F THE SECRETAR1ES SH0ULD HAVE 1T: JUST K1LL THEM UNT1L Y0U F1ND 1T! 0NCE Y0U GET 1T, 1'LL MAKE A C0PY 0F 1T AND G1VE Y0U 1T! H0W D0ES THAT S0UND?

...Quest obtained!

SPEAK1NG 0F 1TEMS, 1 HAVE NEW ST0CK F0R Y0U!

...Shop Stock updated! Pricey then RUNs to the RUNdown House, while Nomble goes to the Testing Facilities. The Operative then keeps talking with Chloe.

ga: Thanks for that.
ga: It'd be cool if I could convince Ette to help us. She seems like the kind of girl who'd do that.
ga: Anyway, I'll try and shoot you a call every once in a while. The MW Words has a phone inside it somewhere in the cargo hold.

<ZONE 6>
SOUL proceeds to toss the Red Goop, the Rejected Meat Slab, and the Red Herring into the Color Draining Device. The items are actually destroyed (oh no), but you obtain more than enough Red Ink to last you through Zone 6. SOUL then attempts to paint the Brain Bleach Archive's target, but the target doesn't seem to register the impact. There's not enough pressure on the gun; maybe a conventional firearm would work better?

SOUL then manages to paint the walkway in the Lone Console area, revealing the path! The code you need for the console still eludes you, though. That password hint might help, though.

<ZONE 4 HAPPENINGS>
The Crimson Scale progresses! +25% <0> progress! Perhaps you could communicate with the Butterfly through the Walkthough, or that email address in the walkthrough...? That might be handy.

<BATTLE: THE DOLLHOUSE, TURN ONE>
Because Marron is incredibly lucky, she's avoided a beam, and reunited with Ette! Killing her is VERY hard when Ette is nearby; separate them once more and KO'ing her should be easy. Or killing her. Whatever you feel like.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 01:21:00

yay

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 01:22:00

I go to the testing facilities.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 01:27:00

"Hmm. Interesting. Well... If you do want to talk to Ette, I'll see what I can try to get the current company to work with that request."

The Operative seems to have settled down at the ship for the time being, and promptly starts guardspamming outside of combat to heal up, because there isn't a healing spring or anything nearby. And he's guardspamming next to the coffee machine, just for the record.

"So... Well, you're welcome for the keeping ya company thing. Maybe a phone call or two might help with alleviating that boredom?"

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 01:28:00

Teag moves to C3 and uses Ice Pillar at C4, D3, and D2
And eats some Temmie Flakes..
Come at me.
I'll show that I'm better than you!
I also force ire to sign a contact that says if I win this fight, I will never be able to take damage from Secretaries on the map again.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 03:07:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1474510046))

Teag moves to C3 and uses Ice Pillar at C4, D3, and D2. Come at me. I'll show that I'm better than you! I also force ire to sign a contact that says if I win this fight, I will never be able to take damage from Secretaries on the map again.

"Hey, you're not allowed to force Ire to sign contracts he doesn't want to! I'm the only one who's allowed to do that, and I have canon reasons to be able to do that! Are you trying to start something, because I am more then happy to deal with this. Doth thou wish to pass into a moment of inopportune experiences?"

Lyra is taking offense to your contracts. Here's some advice: She'll probably find a way to make you a magical girl with contracts, so do yourself a favor and please attempt to cease before you get amusingly destroyed and/or humiliated.

And yes, I meant Magical Girl. Your gender could be at stake. Please be careful. Please.

/nullify this pasta please

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 03:46:00

[small][small](believe me, it hurts a lot more when it's turned on, i know from experience)
[/small][/small]...Speaking of which: Ette, would you mind just, you know, letting go? I kinda gotta...

Toast tries to make a gesture resembling the revving of a chainsaw, but it's kinda hard when being bearhugged.


Could we have a few people take out the first testing chamber?

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 04:11:00

i move to h7 and casually earthbomb Ette into irrelevence.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 05:06:00

Hopefully BFury will have edited his post...

@Everyone else: Get going! Destroy that door and Crimson scale RIGHT NOW...Except one guy.

@Teag: Flee, head to testing chambers, you lost all honor in killing yourself to Dog Residue twice.

@Lyra: Move into fight in his stead.

I fire on Marron with my main and second attack and retreat to L8-I should have +1 Retreat from AGI, so...Yeah.

@Lyra: "Ooh ooh ooh ooh! You can make people Magical Girls?! Can you supply awesome mid-season Magical Girl upgrades?! Can you give me a Magical Girl Squadron? I'd really like mid season upgrades, colon three!"

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 05:35:00

Redstone walks over to the base and says the following to Gladius:

So you guys were talking about an alliance with Ette?
Well, that might not work, because...

He points to himself.

Redstone walks over to Bill's Shrine and reads the Anti Tem Shop Flyer.

Well, it sorta makes sense. One business wants to dominate the other.

Redstone then transforms one of the (regular) Mage Robes into an Edgy Hoodie. He equips it temporarily and runs from the House to the Tem Superstore. He then asks Glitch Temmie what's going on.





Originally posted on 2016-09-22 05:36:00

I move to Bill's Shrine and try to telekinesis the gold closer.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 06:40:00

I gently place the power armour against the door.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 14:31:00

Oh, thanks.
Pi decides to make a pie anyways. He takes a slice of the Everlasting Apple and makes a pie with it in the crafting station's furnace.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 17:58:00