Finally I'm back from the abyss of a loose battery.
And Zion National Park.
And Vegas.

Anyways, Redstone moves to V12 and stabs Moai5. He then shoots Moai6 with his Head Sentry and retreats to V13.





Originally posted on 2016-08-25 17:15:00

(3) Other Grave Fragments && (1) Hallowed Bar && (10) Iron Ingots && (10) Glitch Gel && (1) Staff && (3) Cardboard = The Tubas
It's time for a prototype of my Signature Weapon.
First, I melt down the Iron Ingots and Hallowed Bars, combining them in an alloy. I cast the alloy into the shape of a Tuba, but with a few parts missing. I replace the Mouthpipe and Mouthpiece with a carefully hollowed out staff, to give some magic to my breath. The tips of the Valves are replaced with the Other Grave Fragments, to imbue magic into my playing. I coat the inside of the Bell with Glitch Gel, then cover the frontmost Gel with Cardboard, in a way that I can remove it if the Cardboard refuses to donate it's magical properties.
And this shall make The Tubas, the instrument for the Battlebard, for the Conductor of Armageddon.
The Tubas: A makeshift weapon of mass destruction, now gaining it's power from the presses of the Other Grave Fragments and the breaths through the Wand, while amplified by the Glitch Gel and Cardboard.
Recommended Stats: +1 Skill Slot, Gives allies buffs as a non-action.
If I can, I equip it.
Pride moves to F14.

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 17:32:00

Siria shoots Subcore 2, popping her Focus store for extra damage.

/<0>: Spawn one million Temmies inside Skykraken Zetta

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 19:03:00

I guard again.

Originally posted on 2016-08-25 19:26:00

Toast moves to C11, loots literally everything using out of battle Shifting Sands shenanigans, before teleporting to R5 and doing the same in the top 'wing'. She then teleports to L20 and Whirs Up! with Electric.

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Originally posted on 2016-08-26 01:28:00

MOVE: H3
"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. ...Well, right now, anyway.
BLADE RUSH EAST (MOVE: H3-L3)
EQUIP SUNGLASSES
WATCH ENEMY EXPLOSION
FEEL AWESOME
RETREAT: I3
TURN END

Sure thing, boss. Move to G8, continue firing nanomachines, center at U7 again.

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 02:04:00

Inb4 Zetta becomes a tem and gains 1 mhp every time you call it a he or she
Teag would like to know if he may buy True Mage Robes.

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 20:53:00

Ori and Kiri fire turrets 1 and 2 and the Nightmare.

Originally posted on 2016-08-26 22:22:00

The Operative fires a Shock Bolt at R15. Because we need to take down that vent before Zetta eats all of our forces.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 02:08:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-ONE=
DESTROY THE CORE
THE CORE DESTROY
CORE DESTROY THE
DESTROY CORE THE
THE DESTROY CORE
CORE THE DESTROY

Darkside spends 3 Gold, 5 Titanium, 3 Greater Healing Potions, a Green Orb, a copy of the Nurse's Hat, the Crimson Amber (ouch), and some Regeneration Potions to create Wolverine's Rival! It seems like it'll grant you 3 HP Regen, +3 to all non-regen healing things that you do, and +1 STR! It looks like you lost the +1 AC in the process, but eh. Anything that gently breathes poison will give you hell now, but hey regen tanking woo

...Wolverine's Rival appears to have hit the apex of what you can possibly craft. It'd take a bar of mythril to upgrade it any further.

Nomble then combines 3 Other Grave Fragments, a Hallowed Bar, 10 Iron Ingots, 10 Glitch Gel, a Staff, and 3 Cardboard Shreds to create the Tubas. While it isn't the strongest thing at the moment, it looks like it has plenty of room for upgrading (specifically in terms of songs) just like another set of tubas...

Teag is then told that getting True Mage Robes might be a bad idea, given the changes coming in the CHYG update.

=BATTLE: THE NIGHTMARE, TURN THIRTEEN=
Really not much to say at the moment, other than the fact that Zetta's spawning things in the Central Area. Then again, last long enough, and you just might not need to go there!

The Cargoship is also spending a turn unloading. Kill it, and you won't need to deal with... stuff.


Originally posted on 2016-08-27 02:19:00

And then I said to the waiter, the end is never the end.

/null.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 02:50:00

i attack the core, then move to u10 or 9 if possible



Originally posted on 2016-08-27 03:18:00

@Ire: I'm starting to think the sheer rate of Moai spawning will actually make this impossible to kill without ship weapons just because we can't actually reach the stupid subcore behind all those Moai AND the smoke vents, which means this will take forever and a half without actually endangering us. Also, Super Greed should be at H10 right now.

This is taking an age and not in a good way.

@Everyone on the right wing: You are free to murderificate Battlefury/Teag's Sentry if you have splash and need to get to the Core, just to wipe out those Moai. (Battlefury is probably better off as himself and not as Dogfury right now; killing him then forcing him to revive is probably a good idea since he's dying anyways).

@Oriko: Turret the Nightmare, target the Moai for preemptive extermination.

@Battlefury: Retreat to U10.

Super Greed shoots the Shard Golem at H8, being at H10 and all, before moving to D12 and spawns in the Nightmare at U16. He guards.

@TOFS: Move the ship to F7, fire one Railgun.

@Lyra: "Yaaaaaay! We should totally be fwiendawey fwiends and invite each other over and do weird stuff together! :3" In any case, I'm not entirely sure I want the other Railgun fired just yet, but go ahead if you feel like it. Also, please, use Primed over Rooted so DarkSide can instant-kill the Shard Golem.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 06:45:00

Destroy the Subcore: Chaos
Teag meditates.

(0) days to IRL cakeday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME DOOT DOOT DOOT
note to ire; do NOT eat the hella awesome cake

crafting time
Teag takes an anvil and hits the living wood wand making the living wood wand become his wrench but has the wand stats
Also it renamed the living wood's effect to BONK
He then equips this new wrench
also puts 2 points in to manipulation points

teag would like sentry 1 to shoot the subcore, not the damn moais
also you detonated both sentries on the workship, if an enemy spawns on it im suing

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 16:09:00

1 Titanium Ingot + 16 Wire Bits + 2 Glass Shards + Hyper Coffee = Sleep Suppression System

Redstone uses some weird futuristic knife to cut the titanium into a chip form. He then welds some parts of the wire together to make some kind of program chip. He then splashes the Hyper Coffee onto the chip, and because of Hyper Coffee's weird effects, it makes the program chip into a Sleep Suppression System. He then uses glass as a substitute for plastic insulation.

The SSS (the thing Redstone made) does....

Make you immune to sleep.

Redstone decides to go to U16 and guard.

He then inquires how much it would cost to clone Durasteel and Pinarium, the world's most terrifying metal.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 16:41:00

"...Let's not..."
"Also, this is OUR ship. You guys can't have it! >:("

MOVE: G5
ATTACK: Shard Golem 2
APPLY Primed
RETREAT: G4
TURN END

Are you kidding me? We don't have time for one of these guys messing with our junk!

If I don't move, then I'll be unable to nanomachine away all the annoying Moais and make this go faster. If I do move, then it'll Fry all our stuff and make us unable to go faster. I'm stuck at a Morton's fork here!

But I'll shoot the machines anyway. Move to F8 this time to prevent anybody else using the tile, and fire the nanomachines, again, at U7. I know I can do it because they've been alternating.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 17:13:00

@Pit: Change your status ailment to Primed; I can destroy it.
But before I attack, Clone 1 moves to (E6) and waits for now, and then...

I move to (H6), proc Night Meld (50%), and proceed to cleave the Shard Golem clean in two. The halves fall over and explode. "My GOD, won't these things ever let up!?"
Tem Clone 1 then heals me, Clone 2 moves down and repairs the breach, and Clone 3 moves to (D6) and heals me.
After all the healing is done, I retreat back to my original position.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 17:26:00

@Tazz: Using just one Nanobot Launcher and two turrets, you SHOULD be able to wipe out 3 Moai's easily. And that's not including any sort of AoE spells any of you may have. You also still have those Electro-Pulse grenades; really, clearing out that room should be a cakewalk.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 17:33:00

Pride moves to E16 and teleports to N20. I move to G16 and teleport to M20, then start playing the Song of Rage.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 18:26:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1472315595))

@Tazz: Using just one Nanobot Launcher and two turrets, you SHOULD be able to wipe out 3 Moai's easily. And that's not including any sort of AoE spells any of you may have. You also still have those Electro-Pulse grenades; really, clearing out that room should be a cakewalk.

That's why I said 'without ship weapons.'

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 18:53:00