Roxxanne stabs the Shard Golem, again. If Roxxanne can she'll help repair but the stabbing takes precedence.

Super Greed fires another Railgun before flying the MW Anti to E7.

Siria will snipe the potential Heartless-Illusion again.

@Temmies: I'd say the more pressing matter is probably the massive hole, so let's ignore the Shard Golem for now to repair it, unless we can do that AND attack it, in which case, do so.

@Left Wing peeps: You kind of have stuff under control right now-shred those statues. Remember, the Core is your target, as those statues will respawn FOREVER, probably; let's kick the Core Murder into high gear when the lights come back on.

@Redstone: What happens? GAEM OHVAR.

Originally posted on 2016-08-16 00:21:00

If the Anti blows up, we'd likely lose half our team, as well as the resources the ship provides, and That One Friendly Spider would almost certainly perish. Gladius would die if she were on the ship at the time of death, and the loss of a morality pet (both for us and Chaos) would turn this game into a complete murderfest on both sides.

TLDR, bad shit, boi.

The Operative decides to take a slash at E16, going by his short-term memory as to where the Chaos Ray has moved to for the general idea of where to aim.

"Anyone got a light? Ideally, one that lasts long, but a Fireball would work well enough. All I need is a quick look at where those stone bastards are..."

Originally posted on 2016-08-16 00:56:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FOURTY-SEVEN=
For some reason, Healerbot decides it'd be a good idea to make a Dogstack. While this is animal cruelty, he succeeds, and wears the stack with pride. This consumes Healerbot's Hatstack, and 100,000 Compressed Dog Blocks. Battlefury just sorta looks at him. Redstone then questions what happens if the MW Anti blows up, and what happens if the party gets wiped. Chaos decides to personally respond to you.

cc: le(t) me answer (t)ha(t) firs(t) one for you
cc: i win, (t)hus be©oming (t)he only person (t)o ge(t) a 100% win ra(t)e vs des©endan(t)s.
cc: i'll also answer (t)he o(t)her one, as a bonus.
cc: i win, (t)hus be©oming (t)he only person (t)o ge(t) a 100% win ra(t)e vs des©endan(t)s.
cc: (seriously wha(t) did you expec(t))

To elaborate, I'll quote something;

QUOTE

"TL;DR, bad gorilla, boi."

[small][small]ur famoous now, engine[/small][/small]

<FracturedEye> then attempts to convey to Darkside that Walkthrough Requests are done over time, in order of requests. Your items will be done soon™.

=BATTLE: THE NIGHTMARE, TURN NINE=
Chaos notices that the Nightmare is out of normal weapons. He'll probably do something about that later. Anyway, the eastern Core Trap has been activated, basically turning the Right Wing into Easter Island or something. Be careful; the guns will keep pouring in!

Originally posted on 2016-08-16 02:15:00

Go back to a certain point in the game?

Redstone warps to S16 and guards.

Originally posted on 2016-08-16 16:07:00

WAIT CRAP CAN I STILL GET AN ACTION
I... uh, run to F6 and violate building code for 11 MP again at D5.

Originally posted on 2016-08-16 18:34:00

I'm probably going to die, unless the statues don't act this turn for whatever reason. If not (maybe due to lucky dodges/guardian angel), I'll have to Whir Up and heal somehow (maybe Light) Either way, The quicker we take out this subcore, the better.

People on the right wing should probably ignore the newly spawned cannons and help us take down the left subcore. If more spawn, that's fine, we can take them all out with a thunderburst. Since there are no remaining weapons on the Left Wing, we don't have Heartless to worry about.

@Tazz, Consider using Melody on me so I can Whir up plus attack, or perhaps use your insane movement to wake up insert somehow.

Tazz basically covered all of this and more below. Pay no attention to above.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-08-17 03:49:00

OK, overriding order, above all else: Everyone, stick together! We can't take these rooms alone, PERIOD. No more one-man shenanigans, we're being punished hard for it.

BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE, I purchase a two-pack of Mana Vials immediately. We have 11 gold and we're in desperate need right now, or at least Battlefury is in extremely desperate need.

"Sorry temmies but I gotta go!"

I flip over to L11 and TP out to O20 on the Nightmare, move to P19, and use Brutaeus to stab Generic (hopefully waking him) and the Zetta Tentacle. Can't guarentee the kill otherwise plus it may wake up Generic. Even him dying to it isn't as bad as Zetta eating him. D16 on the Nightmare, use my remaining 3 move to move to D13, and use Brutaeus to off the Pride Crystal and Chaos Saber 2-thank goodness for AC ignore on both hits.

Super Greed leaves TOFS to pilot the Nightmare, heading to K8. It's time to kick hindquarters and chew bubblegum, and OVERUSED MEME AUGH

@TOFS: Move the ship to G9 and fire a Railgun at the monsters/Nightmare!

@Glitch Crimera: Keep tapping those Glitch Beams at the Nightmare, we need them DESPERATELY now.

@Oriko: Shoot down the Interceptors with turretfire, fast. A double-turret for each Interceptor should neutralize them.

@Mistri: F8, fire a Nanobot Launcher into the Left Wing (where I leave to you, but Toast and Mabuz are healthy and the statues aren't priorities

@DarkSide: You're nearby, so fire the OTHER Nanobot Launcher into the Right Wing, and make sure Battlefury gets hit with the heals so we can have a small chance of surviving this.

@Everyone in the Left Wing: See those statues? Just act like they were a poison smog that damages you over time, the statues are where this smog is concentrated, and for the love of all that you hold holy and dear if you can even remotely DPS, DPS the absolute gorilla out of that Subcore immediately so the situation isn't FUBAR. Toast, can't Melody you as your miles away even from where I am and I'm dry on the MP reserves.

@Pride/Nomble: MOVE UP NOW, so Zetta doesn't eat you. Those statues have no ZoC to my knowledge so you can move up as far as the move takes you. Attack the Subcore if you can; the hax0r is barely threatening.

@TemKnifes on Nightmare: Stab the Heartless that you're right next to before moving out of the way of the guy's Diagonals and TPing away to the Temmie Workship, OK?

Siria shoots the Heartless one more time, after the TemKnife stabs the Heartless 'right in front of her.' She can hit it either way with her range. She then TPs to the MW Anti at D10.

@Battlefury: Chug a newly-purchased Mana Vial, Thunderburst this room, pray that the Heartless isn't blocking your way to the Teleporters, and get out of here for now; you need a Coffee break.

@Temmie Workship: This situation's being cleaned up. The Temmies can take things from here as we're needed elseware, but one final thing...

@Gladius: Before you go, move to E10 to use Telekinesis on the other Shard Golem and drop it into the gaping breach, just like last time. Then use your form's retreat value to retreat back to the MW Anti at B12. You're not taking the Captain's Seat just yet, mind.

@Numbersoup: Please hit up the bottom wing, we're probably gonna need a sizable force there in a sec. The Left Wing's just overcrowded at this point... Ignore this bit Soup, Darkrai isn't a thing yet.

Originally posted on 2016-08-17 06:27:00

@Tazz: While statue'd, they lack ZoC's. When it's dark, the ZoC's re-exist.
(ALSO UPDATE FINISHED WOOP WOOP)

Originally posted on 2016-08-17 07:27:00

I teleport to K20, move to J18, and attack the sentry.

Originally posted on 2016-08-17 15:14:00

move to s14. chug mana vial, thunderburst u13, retreat to s16, teleport to D10, remind healerbot that animal cruelty and kicking dogs is villainous, inform chaos this is a clear sign healerbot wants to join chaos


Originally posted on 2016-08-17 19:15:00

"Consider it done."
I move to (F6) and fire an unused nanobot launcher, targeted @ (U13) so I can heal and screw over the foes.

@Ire: Yeah, they take a while. I'm a patient guy. I was just wondering, y'know?

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 00:11:00

Light it up!

Toast moves next to the subcore (D7), and gets whirry! Let there be Light! (wow two light puns in one post that has to be illegal). She puts a point into HP, before facing F10, back against the subcore. Despite the warmth of the chainsaw, a shiver runs down her spine; Toast watches the flickering lights anxiously.

Oh~... I really hope this works.

@Generic, I think Ire interpreted "beam up to the left" as 'beam northwest". Nevermind.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 01:42:00

Ire what the heck I didn't even wide beam? eh. I'll move to N18. Medited.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 04:48:00

@Insert: oh
I'll just go and modify time then (tomorrow); you'll be fineeeeee. This shouldn't case TOO many time paradoxes.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 05:15:00

Are you sure you didn't mean E8? I can move onto that tile by the magic of diagonals, and the only attack that would work with it is my 2 range health drain. So I'll move to E8, and shoot off the nanobots to center at ...also E8, since the subcore should take priority and the two there would really appreciate a little healing. Plus, it doesn't matter where I throw it entity-wise because they have enough AC as statues to stop that.

Meanwhile, Lyra moves to G6 in an attempt to execute whatever silly plan she just did.

...Trust me when I say you shouldn't accept that potion/object/$5.14 she gave you. Only bad things can come out of it.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 14:54:00

Oriko double turret1s Shard Interceptor 1, and Kirika double turret2s Shard Interceptor 2. Because turret1 and turret2 are totally verbs.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 20:34:00

No update today; I lost basically all of yesterday to 18-hour long stomach pains, and I'm really not in the mood for this today.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 21:59:00

Welp, not much more I can do for the Workship.
Teag runs to C9, meditates, and asks Gladius if there is any chance that she could teach us Glitch Manifestation sometime.

Originally posted on 2016-08-18 22:08:00

Mabuz will stay where he is and use Grim Bolt on Subcore 1, again paying extra so that it will bounce to the two statues in the subcore's room.

Originally posted on 2016-08-19 01:45:00

Pride moves to F11 and snipes Subcore1. I move to D9 and hit it with my staff. The crystal attacks Chaos Saber 2.

Originally posted on 2016-08-19 19:08:00