QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1470892505))

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1470883639)) @Redstone: You do realize that the Chaos Ray has more AC than the amount of damage you can deal in a single hit? I'm going to attempt to switch my weapon so that I can get some hits in.

Switching to the Blade of Depression is impossible on the fact that the Blade of Depression no longer exists. Please, scour our available selection of weaponry for an alternative in the Inventory; As it stands Joy is absolutely useless at this point.

Originally posted on 2016-08-11 17:22:00

Mabuz will move to F10 and cast Grim Bolt on the C. Construct at E7, paying extra mana so that it will bounce to whatever else in the room. If his luck is good, the Subcore will get hit in the bounce I guess.

Originally posted on 2016-08-11 20:24:00

If the heartless next to moi is fake: move to u10, thunderburst at u7, retreat to t12

If the heartless next to me is real: EARTHBOMB the heartless


@tazz Actually, i think i can take the room myself. The smokevents will prevent the sentrys from shredding me, and once both sentrys have been bursted to death, since the Crystal Construct is not a elite, i can bonk it until backup or it becomes a dog.


Originally posted on 2016-08-12 04:07:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470971254))

If the heartless next to moi is fake: move to u10, thunderburst at u7, retreat to t12 If the heartless next to me is real: EARTHBOMB the heartless @tazz Actually, i think i can take the room myself. The smokevents will prevent the sentrys from shredding me, and once both sentrys have been bursted to death, since the Crystal Construct is not a elite, i can bonk it until backup or it becomes a dog.

Mana might be a concern as we don't have pots to give you mana quickly and the Construct might just give you a visit prematurely, but go ahead if you think you can. ESPECIALLY on the CC-into-dog thing.

@Consumer: We have found the gold we needed to grant you Aaron's skillpoints, so feel free to do that whenever it's convenient for you. A reminder; switch up your spells to accomodate Barkgenesis, as I really want to see what that does and we might just need it if this fight goes any further south.

Originally posted on 2016-08-12 06:23:00

A few notes before the update begins:
-The Crit-Generator-Thing has been dropped to 1 HP, for reasons.
-I've decided that somebody will be able to take Aaron's build FOR FWEEEE, but will promptly be reverted to their old form if he returns.
-The timer for the teleporters to return in the Workship has been bunp'd to 2.
-10 is gorillaing pissed

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FORTY-SIX=
Redstone decides to... attempt crafting. As a general rule once again, you need to apply some effort into crafting. Therefore, the process fails. That's it for this turn whoaaaa

=BATTLE: THE NIGHTMARE, TURN EIGHT=
On the Left Wing, the lights have gone out! You'll need to state what tile you attack this turn, just to ensure you know where you're swinging! There's an (easy) way to determine where the foes are; just be VERY cautious as you make your moves!

Of note is that the foes lack their AC when the lights are off. So if you know where they are, they'll be in a world of hurt! They probably won't be able to attack this turn, but they'll be able to move. Push towards the Subcore; you have a feeling there's going to be more statues later...

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 01:51:00

The Operative runs to R5, uses the teleporter to appear at D17, then guards.

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 01:54:00

I cast Augment on Toast. Pride moves to G13 and casts Inception on F12.

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 01:57:00

>Healerbot: Contemplate offer.
[HEALING POWAH IN+ENSIFIES]
Bu+ no. I+'s for Consumer.

I move +o R5, +hen AC+IVA+E RIF+! +O +HE RIGH+ WING!

Be++er s+ar+ craf+ing.

/turnoffquirk

INPUT:
1 Enchanted Hatstack
100,000 Compressed Dog Blocks (We're gonna need these to expand the dogged basic item gallery.) (Liquefied.)

I pour liquefied dog blocks into the Hatstack, infusing it with dog. The dog infusion attracts the dog liquid even more, making it more dog-like. This makes even the un-liquefied dog blocks fly into the Hatstack, giving it more of a dog shape. I then put the dog emote (made out of compressed dog blocks, of course) on top of what used to be the Hatstack.

Dog dogs dog on the dogstack, dawg. It is done.

OUTPUT:
1 Enchanted Dogstack
(Stats: The same as the Hatstack, with chance to dog on death)

I equip the Enchanted Dogstack.

/turnonquirk

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 05:00:00

I move to Q18 (teleport to 020 and move diagonally) and beam up to the left.

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 05:53:00

G14: Zetta Tentacle, F8: Crystal Construct, F9: Chaos Saber 1, D11: Chaos Saber 2, E16: Chaos Ray. The hax0r stole my cookies and is currently on the run. We're working on him.
no need to thank me
thank me anyway

/currently null

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 06:01:00

You're gonna have to try better than THA- oh gorilla it's dark.
If I recall correctly (which I do, due to an external hard drive (which is totally not a reference to anything)) haxor dude is at D5. That's for certain. Here at Toast's Burritos Co., we make the finest cheese.

Anyway, pretend there's some sort of flavour text here while I murder these dudes.

Toast moves to E10 (E12 - F11 - E10) and uses...

"Who gets to go first? How about...
...Me."

Transist()! Reality stops, distractions vanish, and the ground below her becomes a deep blue wireframe.

>think you can hide from me?
>Get() Chaos Haxor 1 at D5 to E9.
>Get() Zetta Tentacle at G14 to kill it.
>Spark() on Chaos Haxor 1, Chaos Saber 1 and Chaos Saber 2.
>Spark()
>Jaunt() to E8.
>Spark() on Crystal Construct, Chaos Haxor 1 and Chaos Saber 1.
>EXECUTE TURN()

She does so, then uses an Electric Pulse Grenade at E8 (her current location), then retreats to C6. If she can do that last bit in the opposite order (retreat then grenade), she does.

RECAP: Zetta Tentacle is dead, unless it dodged; Chaos Haxor is at E9.

If Augument doesn't apply to everything (which... is probably more balanced if it doesn't) and Toast can choose which function it applies to (which... *might* be balanced if I can, but probably wouldn't matter either way), it applies it to the last Spark().


Tem with Knives Taped to Tem1 is politely asked to teleport to the MW Antidisestablishmentarianism.
h0i!!11!1!!one!!eleven

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 11:13:00

Move to H7, teleport back to B11 on our ship.

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 14:09:00

;-; y u no let me craft my special axe ire

Redstone instead switches to Heaven's Gate and moves to D11.

EDIT: Someone should make an item that's on fire ASAP and then join the left wing.

Originally posted on 2016-08-13 17:41:00

UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES YAY.
No update tomorrow. (Or today. Then again, this is being posted at 11:41 PM Ire-Time, so who cares but eh)

Originally posted on 2016-08-14 07:41:00

oriko: turret1 glitch crimera 1 twice
kirika: move to H9, turret2 glitch eater 2, move to glitch eater 1 if they're dead

Originally posted on 2016-08-15 22:37:00

move to t10, thunderburst t8, retreat to t11


Originally posted on 2016-08-15 23:02:00

Move to B11, teleport to E16 on the Nightmare.

Originally posted on 2016-08-15 23:14:00

I don't think I got SP for augmenting Toast.
Pride and the Crystal attack D11. I cast Healmore on E12.

Originally posted on 2016-08-15 23:21:00

I stay there, and ponder what happened to my requests for the Night's Bladed Seat and Sap Soaked Helmet.

Originally posted on 2016-08-15 23:54:00

Quick question.
What happens if the MW Anti blows up and/or we all die?

/questionnull

Originally posted on 2016-08-16 00:00:00