Alright, this is going to end well. It's gonna end up killing the door anyway and raid our core, though, so we should probably get this done fast.
MOVE: H6 (I11-J10-J9-J8-J7-I6-H6)
ATTACK: Shard Golem
APPLY Silence
RETREAT: K6

Oh. So that's how it goes. Alright, then. Since it's the cups that disappear when not in Range 1, and because literally nobody is using them, I'll just pour out the Green Solution and use the now-conveniently-emptied vial to hold the coffee.

This is why you pay attention to detail.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 14:54:00

Alright, so...

D.Tem.1 fixes Breach (B2).
D.Tem.2 fixes Breach (C4).
D.Tem.3 fixes Breach (D5).

I move to (F6), Night Meld the Shard Golem (50%), and retreat to (E6). I then drink a potion.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 18:03:00

No one else wanted to take damage with me? ;-;

Anyways, Redstone moves to M4, stabbity stabs the DT Extractor twice, then shoots it with his Head Sentry. He then retreats to his previous position. If that's not possible, he retreats to L4.

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 04:33:00

I earthbomb the shit out of the Forsaken, ideally sending it flying towards the crystal mobs. Then, Temmie 2 moves to U16 and teleports to the temmie workship, while Temmie One moves to T15. I then move onto a teleporter within my move range and teleport to k20
Also because i am right next to them and trying not to leeroy jeenkins into the enemy
i then sell to glitch tem:
The Blade of Depression
Gravity Gun
Crystal Calamity
Chairiel's Requiem
Tape Dispenser.
Dog Circlet
Chem Kit
Ancient Shenkuu Cannon


I use the gold obtained from this to buy 1. A Old Gods Booster Pack, which i open and 2. 2 Tem flakes (onsale)

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 07:17:00

Kirika does not cast Be Useless, and moves to F8, before firing the Nanobot launcher at the Nightmare, before doing the slashy thing on the Shard Golem 2 via the power of the Zillywell.
Oriko obeys Sky Captain Roxxanne, moves to J8, and fires at the Shard Interceptor 1, twice if it somehow dodges, before firing again at the Shard Interceptor 2, unless she shot at Shard Interceptor 1 twice.

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 18:45:00

The Operative goes to L4 and slashes the DT Extractor. If L4 is occupied, he instead goes to M4, and after his attack, retreats to N5.

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 23:44:00

If the Forsaken is at or below 60 HP, Mabuz will use Mortem Falce on the Forsaken.

However, if the Forsaken does not meet those requirements Mabuz will instead use Shallow Grave on himself.

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 23:49:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FORTY-FOUR=
Engie questions as to why Catgirls are more popular that Catboys.

cc: ...
cc: nya~
cc: /endofdiss©usion

Teag is then... via judgement of the memo, denied from building a wall to keep the mexicans out block the computer! Teag also TRIGGERS Glitch Temmie again. Keep this up and you'll be on a one-way-trip to crossbow town. Roxxanne then makes a really long strategy post, while Healerbot swaps from supporting to killing.
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Mistri then dumps a bottle of Green Solution on the floor, and pours Coffee into it. This somehow makes the coffee inside really potent for whatever reason. Hyper Coffee obtained. Battlefury then sells a ton of gear to Glitch Temmie, making a killing of 10 Gold. 5 of that is spent getting 2 Temmie Flakes and 1 Whispers of the Old Gods Booster pack, which opens...

Tentacles For Arms (ACCESSORY)
Rallying Blade (WEAPON)
Faceless Summoner (CONSUMABLE)
Corrupted Seer (CONSUMABLE)
Mark of Y'Shaarj (CONSUMABLE)

...These items are added to their respective slots.

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=BATTLE: THE NIGHTMARE, TURN SIX=
Just keep on pushing forward! Roxxanne, Gladius and Teag are stuck on the Temmie Workship at the moment, but surely they can fix it... right? Be wary of the Ware entities; The Forsaken dropped its' MHP to be a troll, and The Heartless now has an illusion. If the Illusion is it, it'll vanish, and if possible, all other attacks aimed at it will target the real one.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 01:05:00

I teleport to T16 and move to t12,

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 01:45:00

I S+ILL HAVE HEALMORE. +HA+ COUN+S AS S+ILL SUPPOR+ING.

ALSO I SWI+CH +O RALLYING BLADE. FINALLY, A HARD-HI++ING SUPPOR+ WEAPON.

+HE SYRINGE MINIGUN FLIES IN+O +HE INVEN+ORY, FOR SOMEONE ELSE +O USE.

+HANK +HE WO+OG BOOS+ER PACK FOR EXIS+ING.

I MOVE +O M6, +HEN FIRE BEAM S+RAIGH+ UP, DRAINING +HE MONI+OR'S MANA SUPPLY AND DAMAGING +HE EX+RAC+OR.

KEK.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 03:34:00

Also, whirry ahould have ticked down twice, from last turn and this.

FC: you know I could have done the telekinesis thing using shifting sands
FC: I did it twice before, back when we got the infernal torment
FC: and then another time to get the glitch rifle piece
FC: ...and I'm a little bit more expendable than gladius

Toast uses Whir Up! with Electric. Only moments after having been whirred down, it begins spinning, this time surrounded with a neon blue light. I don't really have the hex for that handy so just imagine it. Small explosions of sparks come off it every now and again. Toast then moves to E11. She also retroactively prevents teag from transmuting the vent cover because 1. We can actually use it to block off tentacles here; and 2. We don't even need the iron that badly.

The Red Destroyer uses Bolt of Rage on the Crystal Cannon above her, then chucks a splinter at it for the kill.

If it can't use items, then it uses Bolt of Rage on the subcore instead. RANDOM TRAP GO.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 06:46:00

I try to swap Fireball for Zillycharm. And guard.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 06:55:00

R.I.P MEH, Got omnomnomed

revive me plox

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 10:06:00

I shield bash the extractor.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 15:17:00

Redstone stabbity stabs the Extractor 2 times, then attacks it with his head sentry.

DTE

Redstone forces System666 to cross a bridge, suddenly making it the most wanted criminal on earth. The military suddenly blast System 666 into the sky.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 17:16:00

(Toast, since you're the pilot for Red over there, and since she's surrounded by a Subcore, 2 Weapons, Heartless, and the Construct, and with their "explode on death" passive, I'd recommend suicide tactics on them for this turn since it's doubtful they're gonna live for much longer.)

MOVE: J9
ATTACK: Shard Golem 1
APPLY: Poison
RETREAT: K6

Wow, that's some strong stuff. I can actually smell it from here, and it just left existence for wherever we keep all our stuff. Move to H9 to double-tap the turret to un-exist the Shard Interceptor by a lot.

Originally posted on 2016-08-07 18:07:00

Well... I just have one of the clones heal me, and I just meditate.
I also look up, on the walkthrough, the Night's Bladed Seat, as well as the Sap Soaked Helmet. Because reasons.

<Also accidentally put the same post in the discussion thread. Please ignore it there, and to someone in a position of power, delete it please.>

Originally posted on 2016-08-08 03:17:00

E6, meditate
'Twould be nice to have Portal Rend right about now
I did say I wanted to quit DTE because I can't remember to post.

Oh yeah.
Also...
HOW THE ACTUAL HELL IS PRICEY ALIVE?!?!?!?

---Teag is bored on a plane so crafting time---
Teag urinates in to all 5 bottles.
I am not sorry.
JARATE: Level 1-99 Jar-Based Karate
Can be thrown at a tile, coating all enemies within Range 1 in piss jarate for 2 turns (including the turn it is used.) Jarate causes all hits taken to be mini-crits. Probably won't work on bosses.
In addition, all allies within Range 1 of where you throw it (including yourself) are cured of burning and gain 50% resistance to Fire damage for 2 turns. And probably get really pissed badum-tsh
at you for literally throwing piss at them. Come to think of it, enemies will probably get pretty posses as well.
Teag inserts a random Lesser Memory Orb in to the Hard Light Projector. Teag then magically mechanically transmutes the vent cover in to iron. I'll keep the ladder just in case.

Idk if slapping somebody will crack Garnet's gem, but maybe if ruby and sapphire high five on the wrong hands.

Originally posted on 2016-08-08 09:13:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1470644034))

HOW THE ACTUAL HELL IS PRICEY ALIVE?!?!?!?

I am not alive and I am dead from being eaten by Zetta and Ire forgot to set me as dead or 0 HP.

/stupidrandomglitch

Originally posted on 2016-08-08 18:40:00

Roxxanne moves to H9 and uses Brutaeus, stabbing Teag's Sentry and That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove as the ally and enemy, respectively, before retreating to I6.

Super Greed will use his position to move the MW Anti to F7, move to H4 and fire Railgun 2 at the Nightmare.

Siria will teleport into the Nightmare again at E17 and shoot directly into the Forsaken, and will not retreat.

Originally posted on 2016-08-08 22:35:00