@Mistri: Didn't consider DarkSide having TemsFour. I say just do what you were probably going to do before instead, I think the clones can handle it.

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 23:09:00

I stay put and place an 11 MP Sentry at F10.
Our friend <FracturedEye> did say it would make this fight slightly easier so I don't expect whatever will happen to make the fight harder.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 19:56:00

Kirika continues to be useless. Oriko does as Tazz says, and double turrets the Nightmare, crew damage being transferred to the Shard Sentry 3.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 20:01:00

Mabuz thanks Toast for the rez and will use Grim Bolt on the Construct at F7.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 21:43:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1470086853))

An already rather high-energy person being given such a powerful stimulant is just begging for somebody to get turned into a catgirl.

Even if they're a guy?

Actual action: This turn, Operative moves upwards as far as he can, and attacks the Metal Arm once it's in range. Would make this more of an actually detailed post, but, low on time right now and I'm not sure if updop soon.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 21:52:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1470171168))

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1470086853)) An already rather high-energy person being given such a powerful stimulant is just begging for somebody to get turned into a catgirl. Even if they're a guy?

Considering we're talking about Lyra here, I think that being a guy would actually increase the chances of that outcome. By, like, a lot. In whatever comparison that can be created.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 23:04:00

No update today, but take a look at the coming update plans: http://piratepad.net/ep/pad/view/ro.FkDCvJ...RsmTzs8L/latest

PLEASE DISCUSS POTENTIAL CHANGES IN THE DTG: CHAOS DISCUSSION THREAD.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 23:16:00

Threadlonk: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8322096/4/#new

Originally posted on 2016-08-03 01:21:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1470175489))

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1470171168)) QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1470086853)) An already rather high-energy person being given such a powerful stimulant is just begging for somebody to get turned into a catgirl. Even if they're a guy? Considering we're talking about Lyra here, I think that being a guy would actually increase the chances of that outcome. By, like, a lot. In whatever comparison that can be created.

If you feel too much shame, Roxxanne will be all too eager to devour you for your newfound catgirl-ness, thus leaving no evidence. "I like being a kitty! Wait, could you make them puppies too? Aaaaah! I wanna be a puppy! :3...But not one of Battlefury's Dogs. Those aren't dogs. Or puppies. They're...Things. >E "

Of course, Roxxanne has Blood Majjyks and can do some undo functions, and in her case it would be nothing but benefit in 9 cases out of 10, so...

/null

Originally posted on 2016-08-03 01:24:00

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1470183891))

If you feel too much shame, Roxxanne will be all too eager to devour you for your newfound catgirl-ness, thus leaving no evidence. "I like being a kitty! Wait, could you make them puppies too? Aaaaah! I wanna be a puppy! :3...But not one of Battlefury's Dogs. Those aren't dogs. Or puppies. They're...Things. >E " Of course, Roxxanne has Blood Majjyks and can do some undo functions, and in her case it would be nothing but benefit in 9 cases out of 10, so... /null

Yes, let's just undo the reality breaker's mayhem that she can inflict upon the real world, that sounds like an easy thing to do. [/sarcasm]
And I'm not letting you touch me. That still hasn't happened yet anyway, and Lyra is not going to take it very well if you do try and touch me.

Don't ever threaten to me or my husbando ever again. Okay?

...Uh, why am I being called husbando now? Do...do you like me like that?

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Wow, I never actually considered she had some form of romantic interest in me. That's...well, I'll be brutally and cynically honest: that is actually impossible. This is realms above whatever I thought of her before. I need a minute to think about that. She confessed it right there!

[small]WHAT? WHAT IN THE-? WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T! I CAN'T![/small][small]

Let's also forget this ever happened.

Originally posted on 2016-08-03 03:03:00

Move +o L5, +hen fire a+ M.Arm 1.

I +ype in a craf+ing recipe +o use la+er.

Originally posted on 2016-08-03 12:02:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE=
The "CHYG" update will be rolling out after the Nightmare!

Insert first attempts to sue Pricey for a skillpoint. However, the SURPREME COURT OF CHAOS BUT MOSTLY ZETTA dubs this cause unworthy. Pricey then swaps skills AGAIN, from Fireball to Firebomb. Nimble also swaps equipment, managing to take the Shadow Staff as Ventrus is AFK, but not the Mechancial Worm, which is actually in use.



=THE NIGHTMARE, TURN FIVE=
As the battle rages on, the Temmie Computer suddenly suffers a black screen! Glitch Temmie walks up to the terminal to reboot it, but promptly steps back when static begins blaring out of the speakers! A single, hyper-realistic eye, bloodshot with purple veins, stares from the screen of the Temmie Computer. It then promptly takes over nearly every system on the ship; the evasion, the turret control, the neurotoxin dispensers, and even the DTE Spectating Device!

Using it's newfound power, it hijacks the Temmie Launchers, and makes them fire two deranged entities at (E13) and (U13) on the Nightmare. Both of them sorta look like Ire, wooden hoodie and all, but the western one has bleached purple skin, a slasher smile, and i just generally tall and creepy. The western one is pure black, with a heart-logo replacing where the facial region should be.

cc: yessss
cc: well, kinda yessss. didn'(t) expec(t) (t)he ship hija©king.
cc: ze(t)(t)a! fo©us all fire on (t)he (t)emmie workship! we ©an kno©k ou(t) ano(t)her one of (t)hose ware beas(t)ies if we (t)ry hard enough!
cc: and as for (t)he o(t)her (t)wo...
cc: i'm sure (t)hey'll kill (t)hem.

Deal with the newly formed Ware entities quickly, or everyone will suffer dearly! Or maybe keep them alive and destroy the Nightmare? I don't know.

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 02:00:00

FC: being a catgirl doesn't sound that bad.
FC: "nya~"
FC: (oh god i really hope i haven't opened a door i'll have trouble closing)

Toast stares at the entity in front of her.

FC: okay now who the hell do you think you are,
FC: wonder woman?
FC: yeah no.
FC: this would hurt a lot less if you were wonder woman.

Toast moves to G12, shoves her chainsaw into the Forsaken, and leaves it running in it. Red Destroyer moves to D8 and uses Bolt of Rage on the Crystal Cannon. If Toast misses, then she uses it on the Forsaken, and moves to E11.

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 02:45:00

"I still don't get why catgirls are so popular and catboys aren't. Nya~"

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 02:49:00

DTE's AFK detectors kick Teag, considering I can't remember to do that.
Also, Teag calls Glitch Temmie a she.
---fitestuff---
WAIT WHAT I DID NOT EXPECT THE OTHER SENTRY TO STILL BE ALIVE.
Sorry, Master Engie
Anyways,
uh
Teag uses literally all his MP remaining to use Ice Pillar, building at F8, G8, and H8.
That should protect mostly everybody from That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove.
I suppose it will make my sentry unable to hit it, but eh.

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 13:04:00

Whoops, I attack the extractor.

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 15:05:00

I move to E14. Pride attacks The Forsaken, and instead casts Inception on F13 if it's under 60HP. I slap The Forsaken with my staff. If it's under 60HP, I instead cast Healmore on E13 with splash 2.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 03:11:00

I know for a fact that Crystalcat is vacationing, so for the period of time that he is I'll control Siria.

WE HAVE

STRATEGIES

Please don't deviate unless I missed something major.

Siria will first move to N16 and fire at Crystal Cannon 6.

Roxxanne will Melody Siria, depleating her MP reserves to do so, then move to O20 and Teleport to K12 aboard the Temmie Workship. Siria, refreshed on action, will re-fire at Crystal Cannon 6 to destroy it, move back to N20 and TP away to D10 on the MW Anti.

@Toast: Change of plans. Tear up The Forsaken while you're next to it. Please, don't miss. Have the Red Destroyer do a conditional: If you DO miss, have it attack The Forsaken, but if you don't it can olly outie to D8 and start taking down the Crystal Cannon there (more dangerous than the Heavy Crystal)

@Nomble: Attack the Forsaken, and have Pride do it too.

@Uroboros: Attack the Forsaken, in case someone misses.

@Modpack: Attack the Forsaken as well.

@Mabuz/Bomber: Once the Forsaken is at or below 60 current HP (And perhaps even if it isn't), use Mortem Falace on the Forsaken to instantly kill it (88 - 28 HP = 60; 3*28 = something over 60 which is cap, ergo it oneshots). We don't want that thing slouching around and you'll heal 15 HP at least, which is more than you are currently damaged for.

All of you should have conditionals for if it gets to 60 HP before you attack it, namely killing Zetta Tentacle 3 or support.

@TemKnife1: Stab The Heartless, then move up to T11.

@TemKnife2: Stab the Heartless, then move up to W12.

@Pricey: Just attack the DT Extractor, you're going to get repetitively Colorbeam'd otherwise.

@Everyone in the DT Extractor Room: Ignore the mobs, they're too tough. Attack the DT Extractor and they all go down with it, so there's no point in attacking them at all.

@Gladius: You guessed right, but it should be a no-sweat. As That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove has to be hooked up to the ship (the Hooked Up passive outright states such) and that tearing out subsystems (like the Temmie Computer That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove is inhabiting) is equivalent to destroying them (or at least damaging them beyond quick repair), we have managed to determine that That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove will have 0 MP to spend if moved. You are coincidentally the only Telekinesis user. EVERY move That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove has requires MP. You are in a unique position to make that fight helluva lot easier. Move to D12, Teleport to B11 aboard the Temmie Workship, and use Telekinesis to move That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove from F7/H7 to F8/H8.

That was long.

@Glitch Crimera: Fire the Glitch Beam at the Nightmare. Again.

@TOFS: Move to H3 so you can Pilot the ship in Gladius'es steed. Move the MW Anti to D9 after everyone's done firing weapons.

@Oriko: Move down one space so you can use the 1st Turret instead, as the 2nd one is Fried. Then, fire that Turret both times at Shard Interceptor 1, moving onto Shard Interceptor 2 if it expires. NOT the Nightmare, please. The Shard Interceptors are becoming a PROBLEM.

@Kikira: Do not cast Be Useless again.

@Super Greed: IF YOU CAN, move to G4 and shoot the Shard Golem from there. If you CANNOT move to G4, stay put and just shoot the Shard Golem.

@Lyra: Move to H6 (possible), slap the Shard Golem with Silence to make it feel bad, and back off with that sizable retreat. We can (for now) ping-pong silence targets between Golems to neutralize the worst of them.

@DarkSide: Let the clones fix the breaches, please smash Shard Golem 2 to bits in whatever way you feel like. Preferrably Trueform+Dragon Up (use your special).

@Glitch Temmie: "Don't worry, adoriboos! Colon, Three! We're here to save you 'cause we're awesome! Do you, uh, know where you hooked that computer that-hang on-"That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove" is inhabiting? That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove has to be referred to exactly as that, because That One That Got Stuck In The Security System One Time And Was A Serious Pain To Remove is also a HUGE DUMMY! Our magical beastiary thing says that's a weakpoint and we can't really debug your computer in any other way because I'm not a computer programmer!...Sorry about the computer damages in advance! Those dumb W things are so mean! Greater than, colon, V!"

@Splinter Helicopter: Move to E10 for now. If it's still up for some reason, attack Shard Interceptor 1 with your basic attack first, but move to E10 after that.

Yes, her new quirk is actually saying the emoticons aloud.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 05:08:00

I move to M4, Hit DT Extractor, nope.avi to M3 because of the tentacle.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 07:24:00

>HealerX: Switch Ice Pillar for Beam.
Okay.

>HealerX: Dakka the DT Extractor.
RA+A+A+A+A+A+A!

>HealerX: Move to I5.
Moving +o I5....
Done.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 10:32:00