I see the opportunity to do something TREMENDOUSLY evil.

Eric proceeds to take some of the gold ingots, and using the forge, hammers and smelts them down into two hollow hemispheres, which he then connects using the last bit of spare wiring, and then connects the two spheres with two iron bars made from the iron ingots we have, one on either side. He studs the entire thing with some of the shiny round stones, because every magical artifact requires special gemstones studding the outside of it, and wires the metallic mote into the inside.
this is where the special energy comes in, because the metallic mote, which unlike MOST things, will attempt to move, even when standing still, in violation of the law of momentum, meaning that it can be used for PERPETUAL ENERGY.
Then, using the hollowed bars and some of the glitch gel, then combining the whole thing together with the VIDYA GAMES, creates a small apparatus that allows the conversion of ELECTRICAL POWER into VIDEO GAME POWER, empowering game characters who use it (inexplicably, this applies to us despite us technically being in a vidya game)
He hooks the new apparatus into the halved sphere, around the metallic mote, turning the metallic mote's PERPETUAL ENERGY DEVICE into a method for creating INFINITE POWER for video game characters.

Infinite power generator: V1, (If this isn't too overpowered, which I think it probably is, keep it.) expendable
Upon use, causes the user to take X damage because of the device exploding from the overload of power it has generated
Also gives every single member of the user's side of combat crits on all their attacks for the round.

Infinite power generator: V2 (if the above is too overpowered, use this) expendable
Upon use, causes the user to take X damage because of the device exploding from the overload of power it has generated
Also gives the user crits on all their attacks for the round.

I hold onto this for a bit, and move to G7, don't use it quite yet guys, I want to know the stats ire gives it, or if I need to apply more materials to make it powerful enough.
Anyways, once at G7, I double-tap Pane with my spears.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 20:51:00

The Operative pauses for a second, then glances up at the heavens.

"Well, at least let me have something for that effort. I mean, today also happens to coincide rather conveniently with my Oldness Day, or birthday as people traditionally refer to it as. Or... hmm... would it be out of the question for me to be given Temmie Armor with the justification that it's my birthday?"

Spoilers, it actually IS my birthday today. I feel old as shit and am slowly undergoing an existential crisis and cycle of despair over the fact that every single passing day means that I draw closer and closer to the point in the timeline where my current body ceases to be able to function to the level of sustaining myself anymore. Dear not-actually-existent-god I hope the future has cyborg upgrades. I'd probably be mostly okay with being near-critically injured if it meant I got cyborg replacements of the damaged body parts...

Originally posted on 2016-06-29 13:27:00

Siria temporarily equips a set of Twin Pistols, swaps (more permanently) her Totem spell for a Sentry spell, enters battle at E10, moves to D8, and dual-fires at Pane.

Seriously, everyone, equip Twin Pistols for this battle, you'll effectively DOUBLE your damage output on Pane and the Glass Pieces.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 01:15:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-ONE=

-TIME HAS BEEN STOPPED- Turns until...

Piono loots Chaos Log 12, and then finds SICK SPOILERS, obtaining 2 Gold. For some reason. Engie then increases his Edginess stat by 50%, while Insert tries to fuse the Origin Gunpowder and the Dictionary together. This fails due to a lack of general effort. Plus, exploding dictionaries tend to be dangerous. Teag then goes out of his way to loot an entire Spire Launcher, and the ladder leading to the Spire Watchtower, but not before heading down the ladder with TOFS. Teag then also steals a television and a wanted poster, and about 175 shards of broken glass.

Pricey then saves his old character sheet, and switches to a mage build. Probably not the best time to switch, but okay-

cc: wow, ©opying inser(t)'s skillse(t)?
cc: gi(t) gud

You feel guilty for some reason. Everyone's a mage, Harry. Toast then TACTICAL-TORMENT-SWAPS; however, looks like that'll take up the turn. Piono then crafts the Infinite Power Generator, using the Metallic Mote, 3 Hollowed Bars, 6 Glitch Gel, and all 3 Video Games. Maybe including the Mind Control video game wasn't a good idea, though? Nonetheless, Infinite Power Generator created, using the V2 stats. The Operative then asks for Temmie Armor, due to it being his oldness day.

cc: happy oldness day
cc: your gif(t) is...
cc: /©aps
cc: pain! yaaaay!

Chaos presses some buttons on the Dreamer, and a piece of gold slams into you, dealing (10-2) damage. Ouch. But hey, you've obtained 1 Gold. Siria then swaps for some Twin Pistols, and swaps Totem for Sentry. Teag also then examines the glowing spires. To quote last turn; "It seems to be glowing with a similar energy to the type that the Core let out to destroy the Compressed Compressed Dog Block. Something must be going on with it." He also examines the Glowing Cracked Blue Memory Orb. You then recognise this as anarchistsCreation's memory orb; he must not actually be truly dead! Now what to do with the orb? You could smash it, re-purpose it, or do something incredibly silly with it.

Bill then eyes all the Twin Pistols. ALL OF THEM. If there's high enough demand, he may perform shenanigans... He also takes the time to make the Twin Pistol's second shot scale with STR. Well, half of your STR, anyway.

A bunch of people then move in to fight Pane; namely, Insert, Numbersoup, Darkside, Pricey, Patch, Toast, Oriko, Piono, and Siria. This might go well.

=ZONE 6=
SOUL grabs the Splattershot. Sadly, it's empty. It then heads south of the Hollowed Temple. It finds itself walking straight towards a factory of meat. Strange chunks of grayscale meat flow out from a conveyor belt, which is then taken away by Secretaries. It's unnerving, to say the least.

=BATTLE: THE CHESSBOARD, TURN ONE=
Okay, pay super-close attention to Pane's attack patterns (which are in the Bestiary, in the Bosses section); they'll allow you to avoid the terror that is Blade Blossom + Bristle! Take note that Pane will be using Thousand Swords and Greater Charge this turn, and that he built a sentry.

/there, got a bit more done today.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 01:33:00

Uroboros spawn at F10, move up to F7, and then take a Gaia Knife, flinging it at Pane.

---

The PINK TERMINAL whirrs... It displays a message, with something typing for the TERMINAL... Perhaps it is the TERMINAL typing for itself.

[border=red,1,solid]/<0>[/border]

A prompt flashes onto the screen.

[border=red,1,solid]SUGGEST WAYS T<0> GENERATE ENTR<0>PY. 0/100[/border]

It seems that you, the players, can suggest one way to increase entropy per post! The terminal will parse the increase to entropy and determine how many 'units' of entropy are generated from it! Once 100 units of entropy are generated, Uroboros can use his special attack...

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 02:08:00

i swap out two points from health and invest one into AGI.

i spawn in f10, politely greet pane, compliment pane on his fine taste, and move to g9.

i then sue pricey for all his skillpoints for stealing generic's special

/<0>: Explode the unworthy pretender known only as chaos

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 02:38:00

/<0>: Give ©haos the powers of a Terminae, but only in situations relating to cheese.

Aaron, having made his power generator, decides that it might be made more useful via making it not explode permanently upon use.
He immediately sets upon the crafting station with the durasteel bars and some of the titanium, crafting them together to make an even more powerful item: DURATANIUM
Using this powerful new concoction, he (with great effort, this stuff is hard to smelt) coats the device in a layer of Duratanium, making it reusable.
EDIT: Ire, I know you said I need to upgrade the crafting recipe... if you could cut me some slack this once? I'm actually busy with handling a variety of things today and tomorrow, so I don't have time to go back and fact-check.

Having done this, I promptly use this new device of extreme dangerous power.
And then I cast ()Turn.
I move over to square F10 and then tap Pane.
6. times. All with crits.
I believe that's 18 damage? >:) I win.
And then because I have retreat values thanks to it technically being my third turn this round, I then leave the battle so that Pane can't insta-gib me.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 03:25:00

/<0> [Cast Mindshock on yourself.]

@Redstone I can basically say for certain that isn't going to work. It isn't very creative to "craft laser sights".

I request for a description of Incendiary Bits to be done in the walkthrough :3

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 04:23:00

Redstone attempts to break apart gently dissasemble the Television, then using certain parts to craft Laser Sights. He then adds the Laser Sights onto Twin Joy.
If possible, he quickly rushes to the Chess Board, spawning on E11. If possible, he then attacks the Shade of Pain.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 06:13:00

Oriko moves to G9, before doing the orby thing on Pane's face, per usual. Kirika is salty that Pane had the decency to try to murderate her love, but moves to F9 and blasts the Blade Cluster. This is Chara and Twitchy, all over again.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:08:00

Now is the time the true fun starts.

MOVE: H6 (J2-J3-J4-I5-H6 to ignore the turret's ZoC)
ATTACK: Sentry
APPLY: Glitched
TURN END

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:17:00

I use Splash Autorevive on G8.(Delayed to end)
/<0> Cause Spiral Nemesis.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:23:00

I move to F6 and attack the sentry.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:38:00

Siria moves to H8 and doublefires at Pane.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:43:00

Welp, not much to do, so...
I attempt to loot the Automatic Railgun Defenses from the trees by the former Makeshift Shack, and possibly BAP POW BAM down the trees for wood. I also loot the remains of the shack.
I then loot 2x Nothings from The Vanish and The Edge. I also attempt to loot the everlasting explosion at the edge.
I also investigate TOFS's memory orb by the Inferno Arachnid, and loot some stone from the cavern blockage.
I then walk through the portal to Zone 2, and loot:
-some Floating Platforms in the Grav-Core Testing Room
-the demolished Engines in the Engine Testing Room
-the Notice, again, and proceed to run south before the room collapses
-like 50 lesser memory orbs
-the chains from the forbidden chamber
-a-tem-pt to loot the temmie from where the glitch core used to be
-and, the broken rocket boosters. if i can't pick them up, i salvage them.
EDIT: OOOH! OOOH! WAIT!
-The Random Floating Target
-the Spire Watchtower (maybe? it's probably even bigger than the Cabin...)
-the Poster
-the Illuminati Gold (/s) no, don't do that
-i loot the other glass panes (very paneful process)
-and EVERY SINGLE WOODEN SPIRE. INCLUDING THE GLOWING ONES. (yes, even the ones holding up the cliff. if it would fall, i temporarily equip the pit lord to save myself.)
-and a metric crapload of splinters.
DUN
Also, I forge 10 glass shards in to a Glass Bottle because why not.
-Offensive item, can be used to deal (1) damage to an enemy and stuns them for the turn. Probably won't work on elites or bosses.
-After use, it's borked and can be repaired, or used to shank an enemy and deal (1) damage and all negative status effects for 0 turns. Can only be used once per turn.
probably not so useful but why not

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:56:00

@Piono: You're gonna need to do a bit more than that to make the generator reusable. Especially given one of the VIDEO GAMES you used to make it.
cc: muhahahahaha

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 20:22:00

(Going to have to go afk, going to Arizona for some time)

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 21:06:00

Mabuz spawns in at H9 and decides to heal people again with Grim Bolt, spending the extra mana so it bounces twice. His initial target is Oriko.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 22:10:00

Toast uses Shifting Sands on Lin Rin, then FIRES southwest. She then retreats to F7.

I can keep Pane burning and deal damage to multiple things, but we'll still need some people to take out the pieces. I still strongly reccomend grabbing Dual Pistols.

Crafting time.
'Strategist' Emblem:
Because whacking people with a chainsaw is 'strategic'.
+1 SPC, -1 MP Cost of Shifting Sands, +1 DMG.

If you have a better idea for the stats or cooler effect, I wouldn't mind suggestions.

Originally posted on 2016-07-01 07:58:00

"Oof... gotta admit; that hurt."
...
Rin uses Medicate on me, and eats the Everlasting Apple.

"I'll be more useful taking out his toys."
I move to (F6), and Trueform the sentry. I then eat the Can of Hammed Spam. Can and all.

Originally posted on 2016-07-01 16:02:00