QUOTE (engie @ (time=1466902239))

SENTRY GO GO UP AND DOWN AND DAMMIT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR THIS THING AIN'T ON AUTOPILOT DAMMIT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR HOLD IT SPAH DON'T TOUCH THAT SENTRY DAMMIT also wow it's not bold anymore GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR THAT SPAH AIN'T ON OUR GEAR GIT DOWN DAMMIT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR

I changed Megolovania in Undertale to that song.
I tried the Snas fight twice and won both times.
Best song
/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 21:26:00

Then a stickyspammer demoman kills your sentry and spawncamps you forever.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 23:09:00

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 02:44:00

=DAWN OF THE FINAL EXAM=

Like -7- hours at the most until the update begins

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 17:18:00

:mspawesome:
first

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 20:31:00

You got this.

Or had this.

Maybe you have already done the exam by now?

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 23:39:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY=

-1- Turn until-

Battlefury first fires a compressed dog block at Teag. Given that he actually noticed, he rolls to dodge, with an increased dodge modifier of +10%; a 10 or higher will be needed to avoid the dog block...

(10)
Lucky you.

The Compressed Dog Block flies right past Teag. Given that he's in the Island Core, the dog block flies straight towards the Core. The shot is then instantly obliterated by a flash of dark green energy, dusting the dog block. Huh. Battlefury then goes and crafts the Holy Dog Staff, expending 15 Hallowed Ingots, 3 Durasteel, 4 Titanium, 5 Iron, and 1 gold. (ingot.) One dog is also consumed in the crafting of the staff. You then decide against drawing yeehaw energy from the cowboy hat because yeehaw. Looks like it got the elemental piercing, as well as some dog-based percentages chances added to it.

Teag then +1's his AGI, and builds a helicopter. Looks like it'll be able to act as a drone during the upcoming ship battle, which may be handy. This consumes 50 Iron Ingots, 35 Titanium, and 10 Durasteel. As well as a single splinter. Roxxanne then sweeps up the Shattered Memory Orb, and loots it. Darkside then loots the Saurite Ingots in the Outside the Shack zone, then heads to the Clearing, and examines one of those glowing spires. It seems to be glowing with a similar energy to the type that the Core let out to destroy the Compressed Compressed Dog Block. Something must be going on with it.

Notmary then lurks, and drops a skillpoint on his HP. Toast then attempts to take the Memory Orb from the Web, but the Inferno Arachnid does not condone stealing, and thus prevents you from taking it. Toast then creates more bottles, and makes more Bottled Bottled Water; about 6 bottles worth. Siria then swaps the Muton Armor for the Crimera Cloak, then does some looting. She grabs the Gold from that area where the Temmie Workship once was, breaks all the Hollowed Trees to obtain 18 pieces of Hollowed Bark, scoops up only the finest splinters from the Splinter Drift, obtaining 3 combat-grade sets, and looks at the pile of Illuminati Gold. The only thing of note is a small circle of glyphs around it. It was definitely drawn by Bill, but what does it do?

Piono then converses with Gladius.

ga: Yeah, there's a bit...
ga: Back then, moments before she beat me up, she thought her backstory was real.
ga: I pointed it out to her that she was a figment of Chaos's imagination.
ga: She then went under a dramatic personality shift after panicking for a bit, and attacked.
ga: Now, I don't want her to help us really; she's a bit of a gorilla, as well as a liability...
ga: Although, I think we COULD get her to help us, given i'm not around. Or any other morality cores.
ga: It's worth a shot.

Insert then eats a whole MP Orb, and Numbersoup +2's STR. Engie then figures that clones of Temmie Armor will end up becoming a cheap knock-off brand somehow. Teag then hands off the Hydra Mask to Twin. To replace his hat for the time being, the Bone Cap is equipped. Engie then expends 100 Iron, 8 Durasteel-

A voice suddenly echoes throughout the heavens.

YOU HAVE NOT ENOUGH MINERALS

...the crafting process fails. You feel that if the process does go through, you'll probably end up with +2 AC, and +5 MHP, instead of your pre-stated values. The Knockback Resist would be immunity to movement effects in general, unless it's a boss mechanic or something. Notmary also fails to craft armor, given the lack of creativity used in the crafting process. (Since you're kinda foreign to DTG, the best explanation is; spicy flavor text.) Teag then respecs, throwing away that new Bone Cap he just put on.

The Bonus Round orb shakes, and cracks right open, creating a portal to an alternate area. Inside, you are greeted with a featureless void, with a humanoid figure is floating before you all. He's draped in purple, his blonde hair providing a contrast to his wear. He's holding a short sword in one hand, and a window pane in the other. A glass mask obscures his face. The mask remains still as he addresses you all.

Hello, descendants and company! For those who don't know, my name is Pane, Minecraft Username The_King_of_Pane.

Now, I'd hate to be of much intrusion here, given your fight for freedom from this mindscape, and my interests do align with your survival...BUT! I have a special opportunity that I believe will benefit the both of us.

For those who have a less-than-pleased reaction to my being, I'll offer you my shade to wail upon in this bout...As well as the rest of you, for this fight-to-be concerns my OTHER offer. I'll be hosting a particular period of tests in the near future-and let's be clear, you're NOT the control group. I'm here studying the...Shall we say, the EXACT details of a Descendant. What they are, what makes them...Them. And such and so on. As these powers only come out in a combat situation, well, I understand you already know what this means!

Consider this a preliminary exam for some of you-I'll be attempting to kill you, and you will be attempting to destroy this shade. As this is my shade, you'll find its attacks more likely to be survivable, and additionally I feel next-to-no-need to particularly dodge attacks-this is supposed to be fair, if difficult, this being effectively a physical fitness test. Yes, the tests I am conducting DO involve physical skill in a mental plane, actually! Quite a fortuitous coincidence, which is why I'm testing some of you in advance. Readiness...Plus, for some, your supposed 'Descendancy' status is rather questionable. In addition to all of this, I need to test the power of my shades as well. Really, this is a win for everyone involved here. I'll even throw in a nice little baubel of a weapon I've made in my spare time if you win...

The floor beneath you begins to change and mold, transforming into a chessboard, sans a few squares. Maybe he likes chess? He holds his sword out in front of him, pointed towards you all.

Let's begin our little testing examinations, shall we?

The clock pauses. -1- turn remains, and will stay that way for a while, until Pane's gone...

You are accosted by...



=ZONE 6=
SOUL attempts to feel around for the edges of the platform, but it looks like there's some jumps in the pathway for whatever stupid reason. You'll need to find a way to reveal the pathway.

=BATTLE: THE CHESSBOARD, TURN ZERO=
This will be an interesting fight; Pane doesn't take damage like a normal boss, along with his summons! Be wary as to where you stand on the chessboard; Pane can obliterate you all if you're positioned badly! Be sure to specify where you spawn and such.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 00:33:00

I located chaos log 12
Sorry Chaos, but your line 1337 in the bestiary got borked again.
Somebody's gunked up the bottom of our Zone status thing with a giggling fit.
The chaos butterfly is mocking us for having not figured it out yet. Whatever "it" is.
snape kills spock got us two free gold.
Marron's stat block was added, next to where I found Gladius's

I stopped partway through the map archives because I remembered I'm supposed to be editing talist plays, not secret hunting.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 02:03:00

Oh great

Y'all fuckers used up all the fucking durasteel before I could

Yeah that's real fucking great

Can you feel the liquid sarcasm dripping from my words

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 02:53:00

POSTSTAKE

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 03:15:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467075795))

The chaos butterfly is mocking us for having not figured it out yet. Whatever "it" is.

I mocked it back and got cursed for it.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 03:15:00

I spawn in at H10, Fireball Pane, and sit down, swapping the gunpowder for the dictionary. Actually...
I take the Origin Gunpowder, and inscribe the Heretic's mark into the Dictionary, somehow fusing the two together.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 03:45:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1467080155))

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467075795)) The chaos butterfly is mocking us for having not figured it out yet. Whatever "it" is. I mocked it back and got cursed for it.

I guess it was just salty from getting #rekt.
I keep the extra 2 skillpoints.
Also, uh, apparently I have 6 Move?
Ire I think you forgot to change that
I decide not to join the chessboard fight, because I won't be very useful in it.
...can I absorb the soul of might?
ALSO, ZONE LOOTING!
I loot the Spire Launcher, if possible. I then tell TOFS to get down, and steal the ladder. (It could probably climb down but whatever) I proceed to take the Television and Techpiece Wanted Poster because why not, and all the broken glass from the Cavern of OC's.
I then investigate the Glowing Spires and the Glowing Cracked Blue Memory Orb.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 04:15:00

I spawn at G10 and move to G7.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 05:02:00

I spawn somewhere (doesn't really matter where), and move to (E7), and summon Rin at (D8).

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 05:42:00

[b]BZZT, CHESS GAME SIMILARITIES DETECTED, RUNNING POSSIBILITIES OF ALL POSSIBLE MOVES... WAIT, WHO IS WHAT PIECE?

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 06:51:00

Save my old build for now, Gotta set up a new build

Old Build

HP: 18 (Barring Armour)
MP: 15
STR: 3
AGI: 3
INT: 3
SPC: 3

Weap: Rapier

Helmet: K.Helm
Armour: Metal Plate
Trink: Finale

Spells: Enchant Weapon??? and Guardian

Special: Sans' Special Attack/Bad Time

with 5 extra Skillpoints

New Build (with the power of cats and temmies)

HP: 21 (+2 SP invested for 3 HP)
MP: 15
STR: 1
AGI: 3
INT: 7 (+3 SP invested for 1 INT)
SPC: 2

Weap: Staff

Helmet: Mana Circlet
Armour: Mage Robes (I will try to buy the True Mage Robes soon.)
Trink: Mana Orb

Spells: Wide Beam (thats what I do when i wasn't feeling happy about getting my friends wasted), Healmore and Revive

Special: Bad Tem (Works like Bad Time but Temmie variant and is the same version of Bad Time)

I spawn in the Chessboard at H10 and defend.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 07:31:00

Toast changes her weapon to the Infernal Torment and equiups the Origin String. Someone grab the now free Origin Flesh. It's like, amazing and stuff. Numbers could probably have the best use for it, so you should do that.

To ire, I also suggest that Turn() is changed to the PvP variant. It seems a lot more transparent and useful that way. Also I most certainly am not changing a spell to Turn(). Because otherwise OH FUCK WHAT HAVE WE JUST DONE WE BASICALLY HAVE TWO BOSSES NOW.

Toast spawns in at G10, moves to G6 and fires northward. She then retreats to H8.

FC: Wow.
FC: At least you're not being a jerk about being a jerk, like other godmodders are.

Toast, while still in the middle of combat, begins crafting somthing else.

The SOUL grabs the Splattershot, then moves south of the Hollowed Temple. I think I know how to reveal the pathway, due to some gungeon shenanigans. Also, I would be surprised if you guys haven't figured it out by now.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 07:38:00

Strategy time? Well, can't say I won't accept your challenge.

SPAWN: F10
MOVE: F6
Blade Rush NORTH (ends at F2)
APPLY: Bleeding
RETREAT: J2

I think multiple technicalities have been abused by Lyra here. And on her first turn, no less.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 16:26:00

Oriko spawns in at F10, moves to F8, and uses Kirika with her standard stats on F7. Summoning is probably a good idea here, to say the least. If you don't rely on INT like me, then you probably want to switch to Twin Pistols. That was a real suggestion as posted on #DTG.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 20:18:00