So, if you repair a Hull Breach, you can't retreat? Shoot.
Anyways, I stand in defiance of the events of last turn before moving to H4. I attack Crystal 1, and then actually retreat to J4. I also eat a giant oreo.
I wonder what will happen next turn for turn 100?
Crystal 1 Damage: Like 15ish.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 16:02:00

"Suicide doesn't count, dummy!..."

Roxxanne then reconsiders who the heck he just killed. "Seriously though thank you because that guy was basically a liability."

Yes, everyone, I'm salty after that. Plus, considering how he died, why should I call that anything OTHER than a suicide?

Crystal 1: 26/25/60
Crystal 2: 73/55/75
Crystal 3: 16/50/70

NO-ONE TOUCH CRYSTAL 2 ANYMORE. NO-ONE. Pricey, please use the Console now, if you can. Or someone. Anyone, we need to use the Console or the Crystal has a good chance to violently explode. They're minimal damage values we calculate in the Crystal tally-if they're not at minimum there's a good chance we've overdone it.

Can we all also ACTUALLY ADD THE CRYSTAL DAMAGE TALLY TO OUR POSTS? Because my goodness it would totally be infinitely more helpful if everyone actually knew the ACTUAL numerical values and didn't have to add up everyone's minimal damage value in every attack. I'm partially blaming no-one actually bothering to copy-paste 3 lines and just add a value you should know to your posts as a partial reason why last turn went so bad.

As for myself, well, I scoot over to J3 and toss a Card at Crystal 1. No need to poke it anymore.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 16:38:00

Got it Roxxanne!

I usually hit random buttons on the Console to increase the Overkeel Tresh0ld (Overkill Treshold) on Crystal 2 by 50% and wait.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 18:06:00

I move to F4 and attack the crystal

Crystal 3: 27/50/70

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 19:19:00

>PROTIP: Healing people won't proc minicrits / primed minicrits, even with things like Lightform: Shard or The Other Side.

As for Oriko; she's pretty dead. She'll remain that way until you get rezzed, or aC is defeated. Or after (???) turns, something will happen. And yes, I know what crystal Pricey wants to target.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 20:48:00

In case Piono doesn't manage to edit this: I (attempt to) magically mind manipulate Tem-piono number 4 and have tem throw Splinters at Toast instead of using the Lightform Shard on her to do the same thing, as Rin just bonked Piono naturally and AC can only deny the 2nd Splinter use.

I don't want things exploding right now, and I would want a move that prevents explosions.

Everyone that hasn't already acted: If you CAN, hit Crystal 3 until safe kill range. If you CAN'T, Guard or Meditate to prepare for next round.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 22:42:00

Can someone deal just a little damage to crystal 3? All the combinations of my summons' attacks might risk overkill...

Or Pricey, specify that the console is used to up crystal 3's overkill level, please.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 01:08:00

Uh, yeah, about that, Talist... Crystal 2 might go into overkill range, as the damage we're calculating is minimum damage. There's a very high risk for this crystal to explode. Pricey needs to up #2's overkill range; not #3. After all, you could always redirect some/most of your summons to attack AC and nobody would mind.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 01:25:00

It's not really that. It's more that I'm at risk of overkilling it... Actually, nevermind. I can just use a plain foxfire shot, which should finish it off.

G. Spider -> D4, attack Crystal 3. 7-8 damage, total is 34-35

T. Archer -> stay put, shoot Crystal 3. 8-10 damage. Total is 42-44

Clone 1 - > Stay put, shock Crystal 3. 8-9 damage, total is 50-53

Clone 2 - > D10, shock Crystal 3. 8-9 damage, total is 58-62.

Clone 3 - > C7, foxfire. One shot to Crystal 3, one shot to heal Teag. Now... does the +2 clone damage and +2 summon damage apply to each foxfire shot? If it does, then that's 4-5 damage to the Crystal and 6-7 healing. If it only applies to the attack as a whole (meaning +1/+1 for each shot individually), then that's 3-4 damage and 5-6 heals. Either way, should be a kill on the Crystal. I think. Even if the bonus doesn't apply at all, it should deal at least 2 damage.

Real Wilson - > C11, summon Willow at E12.

Willow stats:

36, or 41 w/ weaknesses points available

11 + 3 (melee) + 10 (10 points) = 24 HP
4 + 6 (6 points) = 10 MP
5% + 45 (9 points) = 50% Dodge
2 + 1 (3 points) = 3 Movement

75% air weakness (+3 points)
50% ice weakness (+2 points)
I realized that a light weakness makes her impossible to heal.

Main attack:
Melee, 7-8 damage + 3 (6 points. So 10-11 damage), 1 retreat

Has a custom skill, darkfire.
Costs 5 MP, hits one target in range 3. The target takes 5-6 damage and gets burnt for 2 turns and slowed (1) for 1 turn. This damage counts as both fire and ice damage, so is affected by the target's weaknesses/resistances for both. Also, while this is ice damage, it does not remove burns.

Potential Upgrades:
+1 damage for 2 points
+1 range for 2 points (1 purchase only)
+1 burn time for 3 points (1 purchase only)
+1 slow power for 3 points (1 purchase only)
+Attack now inflicts manaflare for 1 turn. Costs 3 points. (1 purchase only)

Buy +1 range, +1 burn timer, +1 damage for 7 total points.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 03:58:00

Crystal 3: 66/50/70

Talist, the second value listed on the tally is the kill value: The third is the overkill value. You had it by the 1st Clone's action for sure without risk of overkill even assuming the lowest values. Then again, you can't overkill it with that damage either. I mean, you can just order the clones to do nothing if worst comes to worst. Of course, it's still a kill the way it is, so...Yeah.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 05:24:00

Ya know, if a light weakness makes someone impossible to heal, but they have passive healing... what happens? Do they just slowly bleed out?

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 05:29:00

@Engie: Well, they're weak to LIGHT specifically. Regen is elementless.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 06:11:00

Ah. I was gonna say, it'd be hilarious to see an enemy bleed out due to trying to use their regen while being weak to it.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 06:29:00

DTG: Chaos - Vampire Expansion Pack.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 10:28:00

Wait, I have a question. Do you get to retreat only when you attack, or just for an action in general? I'm wondering because last turn, my retreat was apparently canceled.
...or maybe it's just how the post was. If you didn't notice, Ire, I was trying to retreat last turn.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 18:03:00

@Teag: Fixed; you avoided the Cross Surge.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 21:24:00

Siria remains where she is and uses Improved Focus.

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 22:12:00

Well, uh, I'm pretty dead. D:

Originally posted on 2016-04-08 00:13:00

...what do you mean there's time for a part-dop?

=TURN ONE HUNDRED=
cc: holy. gorilla.
cc: i(t)'s a©(t)ually (t)urn one-hundred.
cc: (t)his ©er(t)ainly ©alls for a ©elebra(t)ion of sor(t)s!
cc: hahaha.
cc: h a h a h a h a h a
cc: ...
cc: jk no evil s(t)uff (t)oday.
cc: (t)oday is simply a day (t)o ©hill.
cc: ...is wha(t) i would say if a© wasn'(t) (t)here.
cc: eh you know wha(t) have some free s(t)uffs to ©elebra(t)e (t)he o©©assion.

Chaos somehow gives all the players (current and future) a free skill point, and also dumps TEN new items into the shop, along with 1 Cipher Shop Coupon. He also throws in a free bottle of Awesome Sauce, and tells Temmie to stock some extra goods. The new items are prone to changes, so you know the drill.

...meanwhile, Engie crashes up into the upper floors of the ship, and promptly lands five feet away from Gladius somehow. He mutters something along the lines of "Mommy, can I go watch the giraffes?"

ga: ...
ga: *twitch*
ga: HOLY GORIL-

Gladius promptly pushes your corpse down a floor, which also results in you being resurrected.

=BATTLE: LONGSHIPNAME, TURN FOUR=
Five. Crystals. Wipe 4 / 5 of them out, and aC will probably be a goner. Just don't screw this up, otherwise everyone's gonna be primed, and that won't be a pretty situation.

Originally posted on 2016-04-08 00:54:00

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Originally posted on 2016-04-08 05:27:00