Irecreeper: THE (allcaps) averts THE mspa curse last I checked.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 17:04:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1459522512))

the cc: ... hold on a se©. cc: looks like (t)he gm won'(t) be able (t)o upda(t)e (t)oday (t)hanks to (t)he curse of "(t)he." cc: s(t)upid mspa faces cc: bu(t) i ©an say (t)he juuuuus(t) fine. cc: look ou(t), players. cc: your old pal ©haos is upda(t)ing (t)oday.

Oriko has absolutely no complaints about this, and neither do I.

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1459526677))

Irecreeper: THE (allcaps) averts THE mspa curse last I checked.

It does, but why would you want to stop Chaos from updating?

Also, I wasn't brutally betrayed and murdered by Chaos so take that everyone who said I was going to die.


Originally posted on 2016-04-01 17:12:00

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1459527155))

Also, I wasn't brutally betrayed and murdered by Chaos YET so take that everyone who said I was going to die.

Fixed your post with THE obvious error that you think Chaos was gonna kill you immediately. I bet that's THE April Fools joke.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 17:17:00

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1459527425))

Fixed your post with THE obvious error that you think Chaos was gonna kill you immediately. I bet that's THE April Fools joke.

Fine, I'll wait and see if Chaos betrays Oriko, even as an April Fools joke.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 17:24:00

Just disable emoticons in your post. Wasn't that the obvious answer?

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 21:16:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459541784))

Just disable emoticons in your post. Wasn't that the obvious answer?

I tried that (without posting, just a preview), and nothing happened. Let me test it now.

the the the the the

I just realised that I unchecked the first option ("Include your signature with this post") and not the second option ("Display emoticons in your post") in that preview. I'll go fix the P&S update. Still, I'm not complaining about Chaos updating.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 21:24:00

So now there's some curse going around with "The"? Good. Everything is going according to plan.

Wow, it seems like Ayaze's taking the credit for basically every April Fools' joke in the community.

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 00:31:00

=(t)urn nine(t)y seven)=
cc: (t)es(t)ing... one (t)wo (t)hree
cc: hello. your friendly neighborhood gml speaking. (t)ime for a par(t)y of epic propor(t)ions.
cc: i have (t)o(t)al con(t)rol over wha(t)ever happens here! kinda! as long as i don'(t) ge(t) banned! (s(t)upid s(t)ri©(t) gm law.)
cc: all of you are going s(t)raigh(t) to hell. all of you.

Hey! I can use the again! The forum is save-

cc: hey! g(t)go! (t)his is my (t)ime!

anyway, my upda(t)e. s©rapme(t)al de©ides (t)ha(t) he wan(t)s (t)o ©raf(t) some ©ompressed ©ompressed dog blo©ks. wha(t) an idio(t). anyway, despi(t)e your objec(t)ions to stop making dog blo©ks, you s(t)ill crea(t)e one ©ompressed ©ompressed block. wow. also, apparen(t)ly waifu, defaul(t), drone and dragon ques(t) vx don'(t) like (t)he idea of ©ompressed dog, ei(t)her. ©an'(t) blame you. dogfiend (t)hen ©ommi(t)s dogi©ide, and nukes (t)he inv, dealing (91243435433) damage (t)o (t)he dog blo©ks. one dies.

nex(t), dqxv expends a red sap jar, (t)he augmen(t) par(t)s, (t)he robo(t)i© arm, an iron ingo(t), a (t)i(t)anium ingo(t), some hollowed bark and 30 wire bi(t)s (t)o ©rea(t)e (t)he ©rimson amber, you (t)rade away some of (t)he old armor’s mhp for (t)ha(t) swee(t) swee(t) +1 s(t)r bonus. no ex(t)ra regen for you. ge(t) dunked on. unless you agree (t)ha(t) i(t) has my fa©e on i(t). (t)ha(t)'d be si©k.

(t)he evilis(t) ©rea(t)ure on (t)he plane(t) examines the gian(t) s(t)one middle finger. (t)he sleu(t)h sure does have a way wi(t)h words. and (t)he most godawful (t)yping quirk. i (t)hen let anar©his(t) respond (t)o (t)wo of you fine folks.

@"Consumer": Hey. How (A)BOUT you go GORILL(A) yourself, buddy chum P(A)L homeslice BRE(A)DSLICE?

@"Keyboard": I have the LEGEND(A)RY status of zone boss TOD(A)Y. I C(A)N'T possibly F(A)IL. Do you know how strong zone bosses (A)RE? Let's just S(A)Y TH(A)T you won't survive the next one, in the tiny CH(A)NCE you succeed here.

oh, keyboard also finds ©oder's log 1. (t)ha(t)'s new. tr-8r then de©ides (t)o inves(t) some skillpoin(t)s into hp. and no, furry. willow does no(t) exis(t). i'm sure (t)ha(t) if she did, she'd off herself righ(t) away. i (t)hen de©ide (t)ha(t) under(t)ale fandom in©arna(t)e does no(t) deserve 5 sp. hahaha. i©arus (t)hen weaponswaps for the pain(t)s(t)i©k. wow so deadly. burn(t) fails (t)o make (t)he (t)oas(t)er vanish. under(t)ale in©arna(t)e then ©laims (t)he... 2000(t)h pos(t). welp. (t)his won'(t) end well for me.

idea. le(t)'s do the ©haos (t)est ba(t)(t)le upda(t)e firs(t).

=ba(t)(t)le: my (t)es(t), (t)urn one=

lower (t)he for©efield.

©rank (t)he airhorns.

ahem. [big]april mo(t)herdunking fools.[/big]

"(t)he for©efield drops as i, (t)he bes(t) en(t)i(t)y in (t)his game ©rank up (t)he airhorns, deafening bo(t)h tr-8r and dogfreak. i (t)hen sick bo(t)h of my allied ©haos sabers on you."

did you really (t)hink (t)ha(t)'d i'd a©(t)ually re©rui(t) you (t)wo weaklings? seriously. you'd need (t)o ou(t)power ze(t)(t)a if you wan(t)ed a pla©e on (t)he fabulous p© side. i hope you de©oded my a(t)(t)ack, ©uz bo(t)h of you are gorilla'd.

and now, for (t)he less fun figh(t).

=ba(t)(t)le: mw antidise(t)ablishmen(t)arianism, ©argo bay, (t)urn one=
um, well. (t)ha(t) was disappoin(t)ing.
siiiiighhhhh.
welp, i'm ou(t)
pea©e

(is he gone)
(he's gone.)
(i'll just do a couple dozen things chaos forgot to do because he's a lazy piece of gorilla, then just move on and be happy.)
(there. no mistakes, only happy little accidents.)

Since Chaos is gone, I may as well upgrade the Lock-On Device for Piono...
You use the Expert Lens, 15 Wire Bits and 3 Iron Ingots to upgrade the Lock-On device into the Lock-On Lens! It's power increases slightly! However, it's not a very big increase; looks like creativity would help you a ton here. The Enhanced Mage Robes fail to be created...

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 01:30:00

goddamnit chaos
you had one job
give me infinte power so i could kill my entire team

Edit: nope don't give zetta the status buff.
I decide to bluff for the lulz.
I then realize i cannot access the dog blocks.
Whelp, if Comsumer's RP-summoning method of escaping works i somehow retroactively follow him. I then realize that the button is aimed at the SHIP, not at a AIRSHIP as Chaos's says. It will also vent out the room. i move to G8 and press the button.



EDIT: chaos's decoded skill translates as following (Decoded by PitTheAngel)
Bind Soul. Can only be used on a dead player who's signed a contract. Does ???. Range 8. Ignores Line of Sight requirements. 0 MP

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 02:53:00

Hey chaos, I decoded your skill for you. Octal was definitely a sneaky choice, though. I'll give you some credit for that.

"Bind Soul. Can only be used on a dead player who's signed a contract. Does ???. Range 8. Ignores Line of Sight requirements. 0 MP."

...Well then. I predicted somebody was going to be betrayed, but I got the parties switched around. Nobody die, or else we're all going to get totally screwed.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 03:27:00

Gah, stupid rifle-fired momentum-altering middle finger statues.

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 03:36:00

...Chaos called me Undertale Fandom incarnate, but then said "motherdunker"...
you're going to have a bad time.
UNDERTRASH RAGE MODE ACTIVATED.
Rage allows me to act before the update. I cast TF2 Hit Registration, and break all logic by attacking Chaos's disposable clone with Portal Rend from across the document.
...
H Y P O C R I T I C A L H I T !
It's super effective! A one hit KO!
Rage mode ticks down and wears off.
[/actinglikethegm]

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 03:51:00

Huh. Chaos actually betrayed them! What did we tell you two? IT WAS YOUR FUNERAL! Right, Chaos?

"...Anarchist, there were so many more better strategic options than targeting Roxxanne. Here's why;"
I immediately proceed to Trueform the crystal next to me, for a MAXIMUM of (25) damage! Not enough to overkill but enough to implode! Nobody target Crystal 3 at (I11)!

After Roxxanne moves, Rin moves to (F12) and throws a Splinter at Roxxanne to dispel her Primed. Then she spawns a Glyph at (F11). (Quick question on Inception, is this thing like normal summons where you can only have one at a time, or can we have multiple provided we set aside the MP?)

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 04:35:00

Pit: The only two targets are Oriko and Battlefury, to be fair, but this is still really bad. Considering what 'Soul Tear' did with Chairiel, we can only assume that their lives are about to suck-though hopefully it's not explosively sucking. Also, congrats, thought it was Hex.

OK, the battle's gotten more complicated but it is NOTHING we cannot handle. Just stay calm.

OK, DarkSide I have a job for you: Instead of summoning the Glyph thing with Lin Rin, please have her use her standard attack on me so I can be safely defused of Primed and not explode. I won't take too much damage but I need to take damage to disarm Primed and you deal little damage. Somebody do likewise with Insert so we don't lose his precious abilities AGAIN. I'm forcibly delegating this to you because if no-one does it then we have two dead people. Mirika/Patch, would you mind doing likewise to Insert? (I say Patch because theoretically the Paintbrush can maybe grant blessed or Augment-the latter IS a debuff and a buff so that works. Either way, however, your damage on a standard attack is enough to overcome the AC value and do damage, which is a requirement.)

On the tally: I've listed kill damage on the left and overkill damage on the right in the parenthesis. Again, assume the LOWEST damage values possible so we can ascertain kills on crystals. Cross out any crystal that has kill damage so people know not to touch that crystal. And PLEASE edit this into your posts so we can keep track of the damage! Thsi will make the fight so much easier and it's reasonably simple!

With all of that out of the way, I move to H9, toss a Shuriken at Crystal 2, and retreat to G11 so Lin Rin can hit me and disarm Primed. In case DarkSide refuses to do this, I retreat to F10 so the Glitch Spider can do the honors. (Talist: If DarkSide doesn't do it, can you have the glitch Spider bonk me to remove Primed?)

I'm not sure what Mindcrush's mechanics do to a crystal as that's not a boss but it's part of a boss. Ire, can you explain/clarify this iffy bit? Crystals are considered Elites, so Generic has done 36 damage at least, possibly 40. Someone bop it with a weak attack to be sure. thank Ire.

CRYSTAL TALLY:
E8: 15 (60/100)
I6: 36 (40/60)
I11: 25 (15/30)

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 04:42:00

Equip mindcrush, Mindcrush crystal right to my left. Sink butt further into couch cushions. Kitbash at least fifty Dog Walls. Use a Knife to whittle 10 Staves into splinters.

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 04:44:00

Making a second post because reasons.
I bop the Crystal right next to me.
Damage: (9-11)
So probably brings it up to 35 damage.

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 05:01:00

For a moment, I consider going and shooting Anarchist directly. But then, I decide against it, seeing as he has infuriatingly annoying Lightning Resistance. Instead, I cast Augment on myself, heading down to J9 to restore some health. Heh. This is gonna be interesting...

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 05:07:00

doop doop, mixtapes were made.

Toast moves to K4, guards and then pulls out ___ Anar_____ ____Book.

FC: Hey is this yours?
FC: Who am I kidding, of course it's yours not yours, it's mine!
FC: I got it from my future self in the past.
FC: So I was wondering how you make Origin Blaze Rods.
FC: Is it in this book or...?

Toast waits.

FC: If you won't tell me, how about a trade.
FC: I will tell you the ultimate salt term that you can use at your leisure.
FC: In exchange, you teach or show me how to make these Origin Blaze thingos.

Toast shrugs her shoulders.

FC: Sounds like a fair exchange to me.

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 05:19:00

Well, now I can't get to aC. That's a bad thing. It's a good thing that I'm close enough to that Hull Breach.

MOVE: F3

Thanks to Battlefury's tactical thinking skills, it's likely that the Hull Breach will be used for the button thing. So...

...I don't know how to repair this. That was a mistake on my part.
GUARD
TURN END

((also, to the two chaos-trolled units...no inventory for you guys! have fun.))

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 05:29:00

Hold up hold up hold up.

I just got an idea. Mindcrush inflicts Psychic damage and ignores AC, right? And, well, Anarchist happens to be vulnerable to Psychic-element attacks, right? I have a very deliciously nasty idea... Mages, get out your Mindcrushes. And BREAK BREAK BREAK HIS MIND BREAK IT UNTIL THE TALE UNWINDS FORCE HIS THOUGHTS THROUGH HELL AND BACK AND TEAR HIM APART TONIGHT

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 06:44:00