cc: ...
cc: do you guys even ©elebra(t)e eas(t)er?
cc: wha(t)ever.

[big]THE DTG CHAOS: EGG HUNT[/big]

I've taken the liberty of hiding 20 eggs (not counting bonuses) inside the document, and some other more obscure places. MOST of them hold nice bonuses; some of them will probably horribly dismember you or make you feel bad. Here's a list of the Egg Names, and some hints / descriptions that'll probably help you find them. Stars represent how hard they are to find. Eggs will have GREEN names if you've found them. Eggs instantly open upon collection, with the exception of one. Rewards will be given out upon turndops.

Easy Egg (*)
If you can't find this, you're really bad at life.
FOUND BY: Consumer
cc: wow so impressive. look a(t) my slow ©lapping.

Suspiciously Obvious Egg (*)
Read the above egg's description. Can't miss it!
FOUND BY: Numbersoup

Beast Egg (*)
It looks like a monster you'd encounter. There's no bestiary entry for it, though...
FOUND BY: Numbersoup

Sandy Egg (*)
Like a desert.
FOUND BY: Piono

Binary Egg (**)
01010111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111
FOUND BY: Numbersoup

Arm and a Legg (**)
Get it? Hahaha.

Timer Egg (**)
I want one of those timers that actually looks like an egg.
FOUND BY: Crystal

Tem's Egg (**)
Not hard-boiled. Maybe. Tem won't give away tem's egg easily.
FOUND BY: Toast

Hollowed Egg (**)
Then again, most of these eggs are hollow already. Isn't instantly visible; you'll need to break things to find it.

Pinary Egg (***)
What?
FOUND BY: ERROR! PLAYER DOESN'T EXIST! (Twin)

Begg (***)
Do what the name says if you see it.
FOUND BY: Consumer

Penguin Egg (***)
Our resident penguin's taking a break, and is being replaced by this for now.
FOUND BY: Consumer

Phantasm Egg (***)
You shouldn't have done that.
FOUND BY: Toast

Aircraft Egg (***)
Gonna crash and burn.
FOUND BY: Crystal

Terrible Artist Egg (****)
GIB ART PLZ.

gg (****)
No fifth glyph plz. Might -ify during a post.
FOUND BY: Crystal

Impossibly Resistant Egg (****)
The difficulty is based on how hard it is to open.

dtgchaosfan's Negg (*****)
If you know where Negg's come from, you might stand a chance. MIGHT. You'll need to give me a code to confirm you've found it...
FOUND BY: Crystal

F Egg (*****)
Not a bad word.
FOUND BY: Consumer

Blegg (*****)
fallendown
FOUND BY: Crystal

Matriarch Eggs (bonus)
Um, you're gonna die if you pick these up.
FOUND BY: Engie



Originally posted on 2016-03-24 20:09:00

Well... I've found the Easy Egg unless that's the Suspiciously Obvious Egg... (spoiler at the bottom of the above post)
Binary Egg's code is 'Where the hell would you find this?' by the way.

EDIT I: Penguin Egg is the version name on the Main Tab.
EDIT II: chaoscreeper what did poor innocent oriko do to you
EDIT III: F Egg is P13, game rules
EDIT IV: I make some bad art for the Terrible Artist image, even though NumberSoup already claimed it.
EDIT V: Kirika: Hey, Temmie, can we please have your egg for a bit? We need it for an easter hunt. We'll give it back soon, promise.
EDIT VI: To open the Impossibly Resistant Egg, Kyubey somehow warps into the mindscape. His first method is to find a female able to contract, and convince her to wish to open the Impossibly Resistant Egg.
EDIT VII: If that doesn't work, Homura finds her entire arsenal of explosives and weapons missing, as each and everyone of them is used on the Impossibly Resistant Egg. This includes guns, missiles, airplanes and airplanes carriers, and several nukes.

Unfortunately I'm bad at this.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 20:14:00

Found the Begg.
"THIS EGG. I WANT IT SO MUCH. PLEASE, CAN I HAVE IT. PLEASE. I WANT IT SO MUCH. CHAOS, I AM BEGGING."

Found the Sandy Egg.

Found the Timer Egg, Zone 2, K6.

I also buy a set of Muton Armor, and lock it for Siria's use. She needs some tankiness, and I'm only equipping this after the battle.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 20:21:00

I buy the Arm and a Legg

L376, temmie store, Art:http://imgur.com/NEuNDWj

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 20:22:00

Phantasm Egg @ E57 on Phantasm Rift.
Begg @ E62 on Battle 14: Shipping and Recieving

oh wait crys found it. nuu

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 20:27:00

>Control F

we've already established that.
-ire, who is too lazy to make his own post.

What about the Matriarch Eggs, do they count?

i mean if you like spiders, sure???
-ire, who is confused as to why you want matriarch eggs

In that case I found like literally somewhere over 20 eggs in the Map Archives tab

And I found the Impossibly Resistant Egg over in what WAS our inventory.

BTW, I bet the Hollow Egg is in that one zone, The Vanish. I'mma break those trees just to check. FALCON PU-

Distant explosion from The Vanish

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 20:28:00

Easy egg in spoiler of the post ire just made.
Suspiciously Obvious Egg is in the map of zone two flashing with obnoxious neon lights and such.
Tem's Egg is held by proud parent tem in the colleg branch tem shop.
The Binary Egg is in the endless desert, straight down from the Cipher icon.
The Phantasm egg is in Phantasm's Rift
The Sandy Egg is just to the right of the Cipher icon in the great desert
Terrible Artist Egg is in the Tem Shop, but we need somebody to draw some horrible pixel art in order for us to claim it.
The Begg is in the Battle 14 tab, but someone needs to beg for it.
The Impossibly Resistant Egg is already in our inventory.

There's one or two new easter eggs in the endless desert, including a mail order for Chaos. Additionally, Water sucks. The OP King, entirely to be mischeivous, asks why ©haos has a fear of water, and whether or not water and WATER are the same thing.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 20:48:00

"The OP King, by way of Narrative, dies and is promptly respawned in the USS BEN DROWNED, wherein he shall be eternally murdered by the altogether beyond-the-level-of-merely-OP-and-reaching-into-incomprehensible-levels-of-power Water, multiple times. Per turn."



...Yeah, can't really participate in that egg hunt, too ill to be creative like that. Also, I think I found those like ages ago.

/null.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 21:32:00

legg... so... expensive...
CHAOS GIVE US THE BEGG PLZZZZZZZ
And as for the Impossibly Resistant Egg? Engage it in S T R I F E and move to EI.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 22:25:00

Move to G8, Lunge at Chairiel and run to H7.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 22:46:00

=TURN NINETY-FOUR=
Piono first repairs the inventory for 3 Gold, allowing players to access it again! Battlefury then converts all the Dog Residue into 20,000,000 Dog Ingots, which turns into 2,222,222 Dog Blocks (with two ingots left over), which turns into 246,913 Compressed Blocks. With five blocks remaining, I think. One residue remains, which Aaron and Roxxanne promptly slam-dunk into a fire. Siria then absconds from the fight, and asks Gladius for a healup. She obliges, restoring (5) HP to you. Siria then absolutely tears apart the Weapons Testing Facility, and obtains 97 Iron Ingots, 73 Titanium Ingots, 21 Durasteel Ingots, 14 Incendiary Bits, 265 Wire Bits, and 0 Temmies. The Weapons Testing Facility is stripped clean of any weaponry that once covered the walls. You also end up destroying the Garbage Dump in the process, along with the sentry.

Then, the Egg Hunt starts, and people have already rounded up a ton of eggs! Let's see what's inside them.

Easy Egg: Oriko pulls out a Generic Chocolate Treat from the egg. Chaos couldn't be bothered to think of anything else cool.
Suspiciously Obvious Egg: Numbersoup pulls out a small little drone! It promptly clings to Numbersoup's face and provides a beacon for some sort of orbital aerial cannon.
cc: i (t)hough(t) i(t) was an obvious (t)rap!
cc: idio(t).
Beast Egg: It acts like a Pokeball, and sends out a Glitch Zombie! A HOSTILE Glitch Zombie!
Sandy Egg: Piono opens the egg, and a sandy piece of chocolate flies out, along with a piece of gold. It still looks edible, though.
Binary Egg: Numbersoup loots another piece of generic chocolate! Chaos must love the stuff.
Arm and an Legg: Numbersoup promptly purchases the egg, and gets 4 Gold! ...hey!
Timer Egg: Siria loots the egg, and finds a pretty awesome Hydra Mask! Zetta will probably hate you for wearing it, though.
Penguin Egg: Oriko finds the Penguin Foot! (ew)
Phantasm Egg: Toast finds that there's nothing in the Phantasm Egg! Toast feels totally okay with this...?
Aircraft Egg: Crystal finds nothing but an airline ticket! A plane then promptly crashes into Siria, dealing (10) damage.

ga: gorilla, don't die don't die don't di-
ga: ...
ga: You're okay. Thank god.
ga: Need a potion or something? We have plenty.

Terrible Artist Egg: Oriko turns in the "terrible" Temmie Art, and finds the Paintbrush, a weapon of sorts! The painting is hung up in the Temmie Shop.
Negg: Siria finds 300 Neopoints inside the negg! How great...?
F Egg: Oriko finds the Lock-On Device! The first target you hit takes tons of extra damage, but you deal less damage to other targets as long as the first target lives!
Blegg: Siria finds the Bloodstained Foil.
Matriarch Eggs: Engie opens the eggs to find SO MANY SPIDERS AUGH GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF-
The spiders are all long dead. Huh.

Kirika and some others attempt to convince the Temmie to give away tem's egg. The tem seems reluctant to give up the egg. Perhaps you could steal it, OR trade for it? Some others attempt to beg for the Begg, but the egg isn't satisfied.

cc: beg harder!
cc: i(t) won'(t) be as funny o(t)herwise.

Engie then falcon punches ALL the hollow trees. They all seem to vanish before Engie can punch them however, but an egg is left on the ground. It might be dangerous to take, though. The OP King then promptly asks why Chaos has a fear of water.

"The OP King, by way of Narrative, dies and is promptly respawned in the USS BEN DROWNED, wherein he shall be eternally murdered by the altogether beyond-the-level-of-merely-OP-and-reaching-into-incomprehensible-levels-of-power Water, multiple times. Per turn."

=BATTLE: AMALGAM RUSH, TURN TWELVE=
Chairiel is so done. FINISH HIM! That's all the insightful... insight I can give on this situation.

...given that we're PROBABLY taking off after this, the SHIP VOTING SECTION has returned! For those who haven't voted, now's a good time to do so; take a look at the Ship-building document!

SHIP VOTES:
Darkside (4)
Generic Type B (2)
USS Ben Drowned (1)
Teag (1)
Numbersoup (1)
Toast (1)
Tazz (5)

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 01:53:00

I am taking that damn Hollowed Egg, and I don't care how dangerous it is. Haven't I already done dumber things before?

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 03:11:00

Toast moves to F5, fires west, then [ABSCOND]S!
FC: YOU.
FC: YOU THERE.
FC: TEM.

Toast approaches Temmie, proud parent.

FC:I will trade you one of my future selves for that egg.

She snaps her fingers and a slightly more cute Toast tumbles out of nowhere.

FC:Deal?
FC: My future self is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly cute.

After the deal fails (or somehow succeeds), she whispers to gladius.

fc: little does tem know, that's actually past me and i'm just making sure tazz doesn't kill me by causing a paradox.

She also gains complete closure, and accepts she is Totally Okay With Dying. Because if ANYONE was going to die to something stupid, it would be her. Toast then moonwalks back in time, NOT CAUSING A PARADOX DUE TO THE WORDING OF THE POSTS IN THE PREVIOUS UPDATE/S, takes one Dog Residue from the past inventory, then backwards moonwalks back to the present. She chucks it over to Insert, places it directly in his hand and makes sure it doesn't actually go into the inventory.

By encrypting it using the questionably obtained Encyption Modus.

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 03:55:00

Siria immediately claims the Durasteel Ingots she looted from the Weapons Testing Facility as hers alone to use by right of L00T. And also half the amount of Iron Ingots and half the amount of Titanium Ingots she looted are hers, also by right of L00T. And also she's taking those Incendiary Bits and half of the Wire Bits for herself. Siria then giggles to herself softly. So much crafting will be done... She's probably going to upgrade her Scanner and the Muton Armor she's going to buy, later. Siria rejoins battle at B4 and shoots the Glitch Zombie, since everyone else is already gunning for Chairiel.

Siria decides to do more crafting. She grabs a few Mana Circlets, Mage Robes, Mana Orbs, and Staffs from wherever the generic items come from, before melting the Mana Circlets into mystically-charged metal, picking out any gems in them, and carving a staff into a few smaller rods. Some of the metal from the Mana Circlets goes to cap off one of the staff rods, transforming it into a serviceable wand. Another staff rod gets inlaid with runes of Mana Circlet metal, making another wand of a different, but still valid, configuration. More of the Mana Circlet metal goes to create several small metal tools of different shapes, from what looks like a long-handled tuning fork to a set of what look like dentist's tools. A Mana Orb is shattered in a complex assembly of parts, and the resulting explosion of raw mana is infused into the metal tools, lending them a somewhat ethereal look. A Staff or two is burned into charcoal, and the resulting charcoal is ground into powder and mixed with water to form a highly-magical ink for inscribing runes, while a fountain pen is crafted out of more staff wood and Mana Circlet metal. A Mana Orb is inset into a holding stand formed of more Mana Circlet metal to form what looks like a classic crystal ball. Lastly, a workbench takes shape from five suitably-cut planks, with a cloth formed of layered and stitched-together Mage Robes on the top and drawers on the sides containing all the magical tools and items for working with magic one could ever need. She adds it to Dark Teag's Forge, transforming it into a true one-stop shop. In fact, maybe that should be its name now, the One-Stop Shop. Or Omnidisciplinary Crafting Station, OCS for short. Ooh, yeah, I'm liking the second one. Let's call it the Omnidisciplinary Crafting Station now, or OCS for short.

Siria then decides to repair the Broken Pulse Rifle, because why not. She takes 5 Durasteel Ingots and around 50 Wire Bits, along with 4 Titanium Ingots, and lays them out on the forge along with the broken bits of the pulse rifle. First, she repairs the innards of the pulse rifle, wire bits going to fix the plasma generator and add coils of electrically charged wire in the repaired barrel that both keep the plasma contained as it's being fired and serve to further accelerate the moving plasma. Next, she dissociates her arm and disassembles two of the Titanium Ingots. She then uses the titanium, deposited with molecular precision, to add a thick sheath around the coils and innards of the rifle, lightweight and heat-resistant. A heat sink is also formed from the titanium. letting the entire rifle cool off quickly. Finally, she uses the durasteel to form a proper case for the rifle to be held with, protecting the firer from the heat and electricity of the plasma. She also replaces the previous barrel material with durasteel, letting the barrel take massive amounts of heat and still remain solid. She uses the remaining wire bits to recreate the rifle's computerized control system, an integrated circuit with programmed instructions on it letting it fire when the trigger is squeezed. After all, this isn't a relatively simple mechanical system like a shell-loading weapon, this is a highly sensitive piece of equipment that requires inhuman precision to fire correctly. The remaining two titanium ingots go to form a tank for pressurized air that will act much the same as a clip, needing to refill after an attack and thus mimicking the regular Rifle's reloading mechanic.

While she's crafting, she begins to improve her Scanner. 5 Titanium Ingots go to improve the Scanner's head mount, making it more like a helmet, before a sacrifice of 5 Clear Round Stones, along with a small visual illusion enchantment, goes to allow the wearer a field of vision completely covered with a transparent visor-screen that displays information from the Scanner. She then expends 50 Wire Bits to greatly increase the Scanner's scanning capabilities, extending its abilities into entirely new realms of information. The helmet form factor wasn't just for extra head protection, it also allows a whole bunch of lightweight sensors to be mounted on it. All this new information is then funneled to a large computation cluster at the back of the wearer's head, balanced by a set of lenses and vision-enhancing items on the wearer's eyes that can be swapped in and out automatically as needed. (Created by the use of another 10 Clear Round Stones.) The collated and analyzed information is then sent to the wearer's vision, providing seamless augmented reality that also highlights enemy vulnerabilities. The Scanner has been greatly upgraded. It now, as well as providing battlefield information that gives a 100% hit rate and spellcasting information that allows a small INT increase, actively highlights weak points on an enemy target. When someone wearing this new Scanner, now to be known as the Scanner mk2, attacks an enemy, roll dodge chance as normal. If, without the Scanner mk2 equipped, their attack would have hit the enemy, add an extra 2 DMG to that attack to represent a strike to a vulnerable area of an enemy. If the attack would have missed, its damage is rolled twice and the lower number is used as damage, as the enemy dodged just enough to throw off the attack but not enough for the attack to totally miss... (Balance as necessary, Ire. I also thought of 'advantage' on damage rolls [roll twice and take the higher number] if the attack 'hits', or some sort of extra critical chance thing, but I felt this was best. If this is too high-powered even when reducing the DMG boost to 1, then I suggest damage roll advantage on 'hit' as a secondary idea.)

Finally, she makes a cosmetic change to her Origin String. She uses a bit of iron, not even expending a bar, to create a small charm with the image of a crosshair on both its sides, before stringing the Origin String through it and tying it onto her weapon. Her Origin String is now known as the Sniper Charm. Other than that, she's done with crafting for now. Once she gets Muton Armor, she might upgrade that more with some of the durasteel, or possibly enchant the Sniper Charm with... well, that's a secret. But suffice to say it'll need a good bit of magic.

Also, Siria decides to buy things with the NP she got. With 175 NP, she purchases a Scroll of Ultranova. (Reliably strong weapon, not used up on use like the shop scrolls.) With another 120 NP, she purchases a Bag of Infinite Neggs. (Produces healing items. These Neggs are not the hollow Easter kind, but the eat-to-restore-HP kind.) With the remaining 5 NP, she debates for a second, and then purchases an Everlasting Apple, (because Generic has one on his account and could probably be persuaded to sell it for 1 NP if it's for Chaos) a Metal Mote, (because more crafting) an Expert Lens, because she wants to make herself a scope, and an Ancient Shenkuu Cannon, because cannons.

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 04:09:00

EGG FINDING PART TWO:
EDIT VIII: Kirika: If you give us the egg for just five seconds, you'll be able to get this chocolate treat, and keep whatever's inside your egg. Or your 'child'.

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 13:32:00

Piono: Called it.


/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 17:09:00

I was gonna type a retort, but I suppose me trying to do things with the OP King led to use trying to fight off two battles at once (although that actually turned out pretty alright)
And besides, it's not like this is a canon session.
I say; let him drown!
Screw you too.

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 18:37:00

@Piono: DTG Chaos has the strange state of "semi-canon" at the moment, if you will. It'll contribute to my story in potential future games, but won't effect other people arcs, unless they feel like it.

[small](twin plz confirm canon plz)[/small]

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 19:28:00

HA LOOK AT WHAT I DID.
NOW I CAN CHECK THIS WITHOUT EVEN NAVE GATING TO THIS SITE! MUAHAHA!

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 22:11:00

i craft Dog Mage Robe and Dog staff, as well as upgrading my Finale Amulet with dog.
I then craft a bunch of random dog stuff, such as dog armor, dog spellbooks, dog slingshots, dog axes, dog hypercompressed blocks, dogdate terminals, doge masks, doge staffs, the annoying doge, dog axes, dog walkers, dog chaoscreeper, dog irecreeper, dog OP king, dog pionoplayer, dog USS ben drowned, dog life, dog memes, dog dog, dog salad, dog blaze rods, dog Teag2's signature, dog Teag2, dog Teag2's avatar, dog runescape, dog Temmie, dog Sburb, dog planet, dog existance, dog throne, dog kingdom, twindoger, the_nonexistant_dog, dog cascade, dog cueball, dog magazine, dogmodder sword, dog crown of dog god...

ALL THE DOG IS MINE. I AM THE GOD OF DOG.

AHHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAH
no.
I quickly craft the dogstaff, dog robe, dog mana circlet and dogaile amulet before the "BATTLEFURY13 DOG ITEM BANHAMMER" falls on me and inspect them. Then, after setting aside 10000 or so compressed dog, i suplex the rest into an industrial incinerator.


I then do nothing. Other than bark vaguely in Chariels direction. And question how a furnace could refine dog of that magaitude in a reasonable timespan.



Originally posted on 2016-03-26 00:07:00