QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1453964061))

Firstly, I don't have status resistance, secondly I don't have the FINALE amulet, thirdly the numbers on Toast's DMG and SP aren't quite right. I increase Toast's SPC by one with the 3 skills points I have. Now to more important things like: ;_; pls...It was such a good strat/salt inducer. Talist you can swap with me next turn if you like. With shifting sands disabled I think you can probably handle yourself better against these guys.' Nevermind. Can't escape. Toast detects the salt. FC: kek She says. FC: Hey do you mind if I eat that burrito now? FC: I think Engie augmented it. FC: It's like robotic or something now. FC: So I'm the only one who can actually eat it. FC: Unless you're into that sort of thing/ Anyway, the fight got so much easier and I probably will get benned for dis. But it's okay, since there are still about 3 multiple selves of Toast running around if you include the one who went back in time recently. I will do 23-24 DMG to the Error, so keep that in mind. Toast shoots the Error and moves to B7. The alternate reality Toast at The Vent phase-dives over to G.Temmie. "You know, you don't HAVE to die. You don't HAVE to be killed by Chaos." Wow this certainly was an alternate self. "You could join us. All the Temmies could." Hot dang is this even Toast? (Someone pls continue) Toast? disappeared, since Ire probably realised that that particular alternate self of Toast had been standing there for 5+ turns. EDIT#5: kek EDIT#6: but allg

Congrats, you got post 1337.

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 15:05:00

I cast heal on myself.

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 16:11:00

@Piono I think you got the order wrong, but Ire should know what you mean with the numbers involved.
Just lettin' ya know.
Still, that does seem more effective compared to mine.
They are as good as dead!

/null

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 16:35:00

Go to D6 then i slash the Glitch Crimera 1 then i head to D4.

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 22:21:00

Umm...I did it?

MOVE: F3
ATTACK: Red Solution ON Failure
TURN END

MOVE: G4
ATTACK: Failure
TURN END

((this will most likely kill because of burn))

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 23:10:00

I move to D8 and hit the Glitch Crimera.

Originally posted on 2016-01-29 01:14:00

My soul moves to EI. This creates another pair of socks!!!

Originally posted on 2016-01-29 23:14:00

Next update on Sunday: studying for the x3 EXAM COMBOB on Mon / Tue / Wen.

Originally posted on 2016-01-30 02:31:00

...
x3 DOT COMBOB!!!

Originally posted on 2016-01-30 06:30:00

=TURN SEVENTY-SEVEN=

-13- Turns until Temmie actually gets TRIGGERED

Insert mines the gold at the Cliff in a vague fashion; let's assume he used a pickaxe made of Mage Robes or something. He harvests one piece of gold, but the harsh winds are still a threat...

(16)

Insert doesn't fall to his death. Lucky him. Toast then requests to eat that burrito that somebody augmented earlier.

ga: ...
ga: Wait, you did WHAT to the burrito?
ga: No way I'll eat it now, ew.
ga: Go ahead.
[small][small]ga: I was looking forward to that honestly...[/small][/small]

You obtain the Mecha Burrito. Toast's copies then still exist (kinda), and manages to commune with Glitch Temmie. You don't seem to help Temmie at all; Temmie acknowledges that tem can't join you for what tem's done, and starts to shake in a more erratic fashion, the whole workship shaking with tem. You have a feeling that the entire workship could collapse if you don't calm Temmie down by next turn...

Teag then moves to (EI), creating another time-space parasocks-

cc: nope
cc: we've pa(t)©hed (t)ha(t) bug
cc: no more game-breaking bugs
cc: is wha(t) i would say, if (t)his were a game.
cc: whi©h i(t) is ©learly no(t).

You fail to move to space (EI).

cc: ...
cc: are we ba©k?
cc: niiii©e.
cc: i'll jus(t) leave (t)his (t)hree gold here for no reason. (t)o(t)ally no(t) be©ause of server down(t)ime.

...The team obtains 3 Gold.

=BATTLE: THE TEMMIE WORKSHIP, TURN SEVEN=
Literally nobody talked to Temmie, causing tem to flip out. Temmie now has cone attacks, so be VERY CAREFUL. Calm Temmie down by talking, and don't forget: Talking is a Free Action!

=BATTLE: THE MAKESHIFT SHACK, TURN TWO=
goddamnit toast
Anyway, you won! Each of you (Piono, Engie, Toast) obtained 1 Skill Point, and the group as a whole obtained a STR Orb, a HP Orb, and 1 Gold.

Originally posted on 2016-01-31 23:53:00

GREAT. NOW I FEEL BAD ABOUT RUINING THE BURRITO.

...

...

HEY. CHAOS. WHERE CAN I FIND BURRITO INGREDIENTS?

Originally posted on 2016-02-01 05:54:00

Try taking it out of some random memory, Engie.

Originally posted on 2016-02-01 16:10:00

EXAM PROGRESS:
Really unsure about engrish. Failing it is probably unpossible, though. (kek)
Math was fine. Might've aced.
Socials wasn't a glorious train wreck; actually went pretty well.

Originally posted on 2016-02-02 00:56:00

FC: Hey
FC: I wonder if I just...
Suddenly the timeline splits based on what happens now! Toast reaches into the burrito and tries to assimilate the Augument into her system and take it out of the Burrito.

~~

If it works...,
FC: Seems like you can have the burrito now.
FC: I wonder if I could have equip the burrito.
FC: Slashed used it in alchemy had this failed.
FC: In fact, I think I'll go into the other timeline that just popped up where this failed, then come back here.
This can not work. As in it's able not to work considering we just get another burrito (in addition to the mecha one) + Augument if that last part succeeds.

If not and would just ruin a perfectly good mecha-burrito, F. Toast jumps back in time and steals the Mecha Burrito from the inventory before P. Toast can ruin said perfectly good mecha-burrito.
PFC: Well, I was going to try and take out the Augument so you could eat it and I would have an augument...
PFC: But...
PFC: But it seems that instead someone has taken the burrito.
It was at this point everyone realised that Toast had caused a paradox with somewhat good intentions.
?FC: kekt
FFC: ke- wait what?
PFC: Holy kek, what's going on.
FFC: I just stole the burrito so you don't ruin it.
FFC: Ima just check up on some alchemies, then the timeline can run nice and smooth, ignoring the paradox that will probably occur in a few moments when I convince you not to use it.
FFC: Since you still want to dig into the burrito and get that Augument out.
FFC: So please stay inconclusive about your response for the sake of awesome alchemies.

Rifle && Mecha Burrito
Tempest Blades && Mecha Burrito
Mecha Burrito && Mecha Burrito
Mecha Burrito && Fixed Robotic Arm

FFC: Okay feel free to decide whether you want to dig into that.
FFC: Either way it'll cause a paradox but since you didn't know that it only happened now.

A time paradox occurs and FFC's timeline instantly becomes DOOOOOOOOOMED! CFC decides not to dig in to the burrito for the augument, knowing it would fail. And FC (the one at the start, who alternatively took the place of FFC if the first part worked) would NOT have been doomed since it's just an alternate timeline for her, rather than the same timeline splintered due to a paradox. ?FC was just the Toast clone that sold Temmie the crossbow some 420 hours ago.

FC returns to the original timeline that ISN'T DOOOOOOOOMED with the advantage of 1 Alternate Timeline-Mecha Burrito, a regular Burrito and an Augument. Assuming of course everything went according to plan.

TL;DR:
Part 2 of Ire's Choose Your Own Adventure Book!
1. Toast reverts the mecha-burrito to a regular burrito and gains an augument.
2. Toast would have ruined the burrito but goes back in time and causes a paradox. Future Toast is doomed, but present Toast lives on in this timeline.
3. Toast does both after changing timeline, then changing back to the original. This means that she has a burrito, mecha-burrito and an augument. Also causes a paradox.

This is my action.

BLAUGYEHEHHEHGHGHGEGghegh important:

Can Toast swap Augument or Shifting Sands for Summon without using a respec or should I just wait?

Also Toast equips the STR orb, unless Engie wants to.

Originally posted on 2016-02-02 10:05:00

/notapost
Hey, Ire, random question. When calculating attacks, do you calculate critical rolls or dodge rolls first? How do they override each other? Asking because reasons.

Originally posted on 2016-02-04 18:06:00

((And finally, the updates should resume. Good. Now I might have enough time to get an accurate read to be able to use Kaden for the sequel.))

Originally posted on 2016-02-05 00:04:00

Well I didn't get an answer but was too lazy to wait, so...
http://goo.gl/fW62oe
I made a damage calculator in Python code. I assumed that the dodge roll happens before the crit roll and dodge rolls override crit rolls, so tell me if that is incorrect. Also, if there are any calculation errors, tell me and I can fix them.
So there ya go, hope this helps you somehow. :3
You can run it by clicking the "Execute" button and it will run in the terminal below. If this is too inconvenient for you, feel free to copy and paste it in to your favorite Python compiler, just be sure to have the random number generator module on it.

Originally posted on 2016-02-05 00:48:00

Update VERY soon. But first...

>FLOW OF STUFF IN ATTACK ROLLS:
First, the DODGE / CRIT roll is done. This is done with a d20. If the number is above the (Dodge % Number / 5), it hits. If the number is a 20, the attack is a hit, and also a Minicrit. Then we roll a d5, and if that turns out to be a 5, it's a crit. (Because of this, 100% Dodge Chance is the same as a 95% Dodge Chance, as Minicrits / Crits will ALWAYS hit.)
Then, the DAMAGE roll happens, using Random.org for the upper / lower range of stuff.
Then, the DAMAGE MODShappen. They're all added together, so resisting an elemental attack by 33% BUT taking 33% extra from being Prone would result in a net mod of 0%.
Then, the CRIT MODS happen. It's just a flat 1.5x or 2x multiplier based on if we crit or not.
Then, the AC happens, reducing / increasing damage by the AC. The LEAST amount of damage you can deal on a non-dodged attack is 1.

...

>UPDOOT FINISHED<

Toast, the CHRONICLES OF THE MECHA BURRITO will happen next turn.

Originally posted on 2016-02-05 02:18:00

Ire, I now know who Ayaze is.
My word, that was insane...

Originally posted on 2016-02-05 03:33:00

STR orb? Don't mind if I do.

yoink

Originally posted on 2016-02-05 05:48:00