...

Well then...

I was typing up parts of my special, and my entire computer crashed. yayyyyyyyy...

That's how good it was. I wasn't even a third done and it was crashing my operating system.

Also, @Piono: Wilson has a duality... So I can play one side more humorously. But which is it going to be...

Originally posted on 2016-01-26 01:35:00

EXAMS.
No update until Wednesday. I reeeaaaallllyy need to study it.

Originally posted on 2016-01-26 02:43:00

/null
(hollow voice)

But it already is Wednesday Tuesday.

kek

Wednesday right now kek.

Originally posted on 2016-01-26 03:21:00

(but it's montuesdayyyyy)

Originally posted on 2016-01-26 04:17:00

But it will be is Wednesday Thursday

Originally posted on 2016-01-26 21:21:00

It is, here

Originally posted on 2016-01-26 23:46:00

Welp, I guess that means ire has to update.

Originally posted on 2016-01-27 00:27:00

UPDOOOT YAYA!
The though of Ire doing an update... it fills you with detemmination determination.

Originally posted on 2016-01-27 01:30:00

=TURN SEVENTY-SIX=
Toast joins the fight at the Makeshift Shack, while Teag decodes an already decoded thing. Darkside then telegrams (?) Glitch Temmie, and causes another spike in Tem's emotion gauge, adding 20% to it. Insert then inflicts Autorevive on himself and leaps down the cliff with a rope made of Mage Robes, but not before adding +5% Safety to the cliff-face with a barrier made of robes. Insert swings down...

(16)

He manages to safely arrive near the gold vein. However, as long as you're down there, the winds are in constant danger of pushing you off your rope, and to your death! Pricey then learns how to give people bad times,, while Wilson learns the Ascendant special. He then converses with Glitch Temmie, namely about how the picture is shaking. And also about purchasing the Temmie Armor, but that's less urgent.

The picture's shaking? Oh geez. I'll need to take it down, replace it, and it's the longest, most annoying process...

And why would I let you buy MY armor right now? I need that to survive her-

Temmie then accidentally sells you the armor, thanks to muscle memory. You obtain the fabled TEMMIE ARMOR. The price of Temmie Armor jumps back up to 20, then gains a +4 Price Modifier.

...I just did that.

Tazz attempts to talk some sense into Temmie, but this only increases the Emotions gauge by 10%. Glitch Temmie is now more twitchy then vibrate-y now. Toast then opts to learn Shadowstep instead, without the healing thing. Instead, you can get "Can cast multiple times in one turn w/ slight damage penalty" at 7 SPC. Pit then yells at Glitch Temmie.

...

I-I-I...

Glitch Temmie proceeds to undergo a mental breakdown on the spot. Temmie's AC drops by 10... if you want to kill tem. Perhaps you could calm Temmie down, and get tem to feel better?

cc: (t)emmie.
cc: (t)emmie!
cc: wha(t) (t)he hell
cc: s(t)op doing (t)ha(t)
cc: you're making me legi(t)ima(t)ely sad
cc: oh my god

Gladius then accepts Piono's command, but...

ga: ...I'm pretty sure they're elites.
ga: They drop nice loot on death, judging from the first one, they have unique names and appearances... they're elites, alright.

=BATTLE: THE TEMMIE WORKSHIP, TURN SIX=
Glitch Temmie is able to be spared; just be careful with what you say. The sabers are getting close now; good thing Talking Is a Free Action, huh?

=BATTLE: THE MAKESHIFT SHACK, TURN ONE=
TOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
...anyway, keep attacking them, and keep avoiding their attacks. Of note is the Corruption's new attack, though; that'll be put into use soon. They're also both immune to position-altering effects now, too.

Originally posted on 2016-01-27 05:06:00

I like that shadowstep better. I know it isn't right now, but it probably shouldn't be DARK because reasons.

Originally posted on 2016-01-27 09:07:00

I stay detemmined to live again.
Maybe I'll be de-terminated.

Originally posted on 2016-01-27 15:21:00

Oh, Tazz, you put walls right where my G.Endos were. So, my Glitch Endos go to G5 and G7 instead.

Originally posted on 2016-01-27 22:48:00

talist, did you get my PM?

/null

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 01:36:00

Updoot Donedoot

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 05:58:00

Oh, I wondered if that could happen or not.
Even more reason to not move between them.

Alright, so, to make the most of this, Toast and Gladius should take the Error (seems it's only immune to RANDOM [mini]crits), Piono and I should take the Corruption. That should give us what we need to take 'em both down at once relatively easily, after doing the math.

I WOULD have done that, but Piono had something a fair bit better.

I move to (F7), hit the Error with Trueform, then retreat back to where I was (E6).

Didn't really think we'd have this much ease killing these, but that's what decent strategy and versatility are for, right?

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 06:08:00

I start mining out the gold.

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 06:10:00

Firstly, I don't have status resistance, secondly I don't have the FINALE amulet, thirdly the numbers on Toast's DMG and SP aren't quite right. I increase Toast's SPC by one with the 3 skills points I have.

Now to more important things like:

;_; pls...It was such a good strat/salt inducer. Talist you can swap with me next turn if you like. With shifting sands disabled I think you can probably handle yourself better against these guys.'
Nevermind. Can't escape.

Toast detects the salt.
FC: kek.
She says.
FC: Gladius.
FC: Hey do you mind if I eat that burrito now?
FC: I think Engie augmented it.
FC: It's like robotic or something.
FC: So I'm the only one who can actually eat it.
FC: Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Anyway, the fight got so much easier and I probably will get benned for dis. But it's okay, since there are still about 3 multiple selves of Toast running around if you include the one who went back in time recently.

I will do 23-24 DMG to the Error, so keep that in mind.

Toast shoots the Error and moves to B7.


The alternate reality Toast at The Vent phase-dives over to G.Temmie.

"You know, you don't HAVE to die. You don't HAVE to be killed by Chaos."
Wow this certainly was an alternate self.
"You could join us. All the Temmies could."
Hot dang is this even Toast?
(Someone pls continue)
Toast? disappeared, since Ire probably realised that that particular alternate self of Toast had been standing there for 5+ turns.

EDIT#5: kek
EDIT#6: but allg

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 06:54:00

@Toast: Fixed the stats. Somehow copied Numbersoup's passives list. Not sure HOW that happened, but it was a thing. Special +'d, and fixed the SP gain.
sanity burn, woo!

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 07:35:00

JOHN CENA smacks the Glitch Crimera, then uses the rules section's statement on retreat values and how attack-moves work to go to G7.

I move to E9, then to D8, clobber the Glitch Crimera with the butt of my rifle, and use the retreat value to move to C9.

Originally posted on 2016-01-28 09:17:00

Darkside, you did your math a little wrong, toast is indeed going to deal over twenty damage. Here's the plan of attack; Both of you hit the Error. Darkside, use The Web's ability, your damage will go up to 10+12=22, that plus toast's minimum damage of 23 is 45. That will instantly kill The Corruption.

Me and Gladius will both cave in The Error's head as our combined minimum damage is 28, and I'm going to jump that up by smashing the lightbulb over it's head for a bonus point of damage just in case it doesn't die.
Whoo teamwork!

I'm too lazy to roleplay it, but I shout out the plan of attack to gladius (she and me will smack The Error with our maces, darkside and toast will kill The Corruption) and then I run up to F2, smack it in the face with the mace, which for some reason has a lightbulb strapped to the top (yay, glass-type damage!) and then I backpedal to E3 so Gladius can do her thing.



Originally posted on 2016-01-28 11:30:00