I move to F5 then use Guardian and run to F3 for Defence Buffs because there are loads of Tems around us.

Originally posted on 2016-01-12 20:22:00

OK, everyone! I have a polite request! Please, drop whatever irrelevant thing you are doing right now to instead help us murder Glitch Temmie in a horrible, horrible fashion. Toast, Numbersoup, THAT MEANS YOU.

To start this party, I slip over to J9 and lob a Sapsplash J6, AKA the dead-center of the Rocket Launcher Crate, hitting it a total of 8 times AND Glitch Temmie, and, considering I just hit it approximately 8 times, this means that, barring some really unfortunate Crit (though, it technically is only destroying the Crate, NOT the Rocket Launcher itself), it'll keep it alive AND Grind it to a halt for two turns, as it just got slowed like 8 times.

I'm coinsidering the Annoying Dog for this matchup. So much gold we could have sold, yes, but it'll be FAR more priceless if we unleash it on the Temmies and rampage with it.

"Alright, listen up punks! You are peevin' me off with all this forced 'kill or die' crud you're shoving down our throats, but you are makin' me FREAKING angry, AND I AM NOT CARIN' FOR THAT ROCKET LAUNCHER! Surrender, or we trash it!"

Originally posted on 2016-01-12 20:58:00

/null

Tazz, I'm already coming...

Originally posted on 2016-01-12 21:43:00

((considering this is called the hardest fight, it's pretty obvious we might want to deploy the dog))

((and if the elite drop is temmie armor i'm taking that))

Well, this isn't going to end well. Fine, let me just call and...

WHO ARE YO- Ugh. I can't question this right now.

MOVE: C3
ATTACK: Knife Tem 1 (D3)
TURN END

MOVE: D2
ATTACK: Knife Tem 1 (D3)
TURN END

((I'll try to wrangle up these knife temmies so they don't get annoying. Everyone else, try to concentrate fire on the big one itself. All we have to do is kill Glitch Temmie and we win the battle.))

Originally posted on 2016-01-12 23:24:00

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENONEONOPN

Totally called it. Alrighty then, I am SO pumped for this. We've got to finish up the Origin Spider then go in and smash up the temmies.
@everyone: Temmie is by far the biggest threat. Drop everything to slaughter temmies if at all possible. We get 9 bonus rounds out of the origin spider fight, we have time for looting.
@engie: no! Edit your attack and direct it to hit I8. You hit fewer allies and get off two more chunks of damage from your attack.
@tazz: I stole the house for the fight that you're in right now. You only need four actions to wipe a large chunk off of Glitch Temmie's health (deploy slingshot, apply augment, load in shack, fire slingshot at G. Temmie) so once you've cleared out the lesser tems on your end of the room, you can set up the slingshot, and its indefinite range capacity as a siege engine will allow you to take the shot at Temmie that you need.

I switch to spear forme, and pull out the almighty... TEMMIE ATTRACTION DEVICE!!! aka. I use the temmie flier. We aren't involved in the fight with the distant temmies, so any temmies attracted to our location should be on our team, and if not, well, temmies go down in one shot if not aided by other temmies. We could use a healer, and now is as good a time as any. Especially since I think I just tanked a web bomb.
And then, because talking is a free action, people see me talking to myself apparently... Or is it? (me or myself? Does that make sense or no? Conclusion to be provided? WHO KNOWS!?!?)

gladiusAssailant turns around and sees a glowy hover-disc:
"ac: wait, what, this thing uses pesterchum? Okay, that's weird."
"ac: anyways, we're in a bit of a predicament. Our forces are currently split between the Origin Spider and Glitch Temmie's forces."
"ac: I know you know about the second, and I'd be surprised if you didn't know of the first."
"ac: You can see the problem. We have to deal with both now for two different but equally inescapable reasons, but both challenges are, er... problematic."
"ac: Now, we were planning on keeping you safe, if not for the purpose of keeping our second of two friends yet encountered alive, at least for having a useful ally."
"ac: Well, now we need help. I'm going to call for a vote of concensus, but I personally prefer if you help with the local temmie infestation."
"ac: Here's the map."
"ac: Nope... hold on... dang it... which memory has the freaking... ah! Got it!"
The disc pops up something else next to the screen with the pesterchum log displaying the map of Zone 2, and a smaller diagram of Zone 1.
"ac: Okay, there. Anyways, you can see the temmies here,"
temmie workship is illuminated
"ac: And they have a rocket launcher that needs stealing."
"ac: Whichever fight you end up in, DON'T get yourself killed. Even if that means swiping a health potion out of our inventory."
"ac: If possible, just sit back and summon monsters."
"ac: Oh, and here's this;"
The disc spits out the tiny sugegasa.
"ac: You might find this useful. Um... giant spider, gotta go."

Talking Temmie Tactics: This is labeled as the hardest fight, but if it is, I'll be slightly disappointed. We should be able to take the temmies (oh my godmodder so much alliteration) down without use of the annoying dog. Similarly, don't sell it. We WANT that for when we hit a fight that we can't win otherwise. That's our ace in the hole, we need to keep it as long as possible (use it against one of the bonus bosses if we manage to keep it for that long. It WILL be more useful if we keep it than if we sell it.)

Everyone! Time to vote, should ga go to origin spider or temmie? This vote should just be in posts because it needs to take effect this round.
I vote temmies.


Also, my character is not one previously established, there's... more to him, to be established at a later time.

Originally posted on 2016-01-13 00:52:00

IGNORE THIS

/null

no
-ire

Originally posted on 2016-01-13 00:54:00

also, where's our chaos log #7?

Originally posted on 2016-01-13 01:36:00

Low % of an update today: you'll probably get the Endless Desert Update (and log 7) today, though.

DESERTDOP COMPLETE

Originally posted on 2016-01-13 01:51:00

/noel

ga should go to origin. We really don't want her to die and Tem4 can do that pretty quickly. Besides. The quicker you guys kill origin, the quicker all of you GET IN HERE.

Originally posted on 2016-01-13 03:29:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1452655776))

/noel ga should go to origin. We really don't want her to die and Tem4 can do that pretty quickly. Besides. The quicker you guys kill origin, the quicker all of you GET IN HERE.

I agree with this.

Also, Ire, regarding the endless desert update...

I hate you.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-01-13 05:03:00

Okay, here's the desertdop's fruits:
In addition to the old note (which I found quite a while ago then forgot to tell you guys about, the old prototype game has some secrets added to it, in addition to a conversation with anarchist'sCreation (who changed his chumhandle and has apparently struck a deal with Waluigi)

As for the desert...


*SteveRyne can pass 18's.
*SteveRyne is making fun of you for being bad at Mario.
*SteveRyne likes the ducky. (And we mean like rubber ducks i think)

(chaos): Y o u c a n k n o w n o w . x-x-x-3

(small text) Legends have it there exists a spell entitled the "GASTER BLASTER CLUSTER BUSTER". Some think it's actually a legendary artifact. Some think it is the most powerful spell made in 2015. Some think this spell would end the world. Some think Pit's being cheeky by referencing something everyone doesn't understand. All of these theories are possible.

The wind is howling…
And with said wind comes 25 Build Grist. Somehow.

Pit ships Corrin x Kinu.

I've done it! Chaos's deepest darkest secret is-
*killed midsentence*

TRIPLE A GAME CONFIRMED

HOW TO GET CHAOS LOG 8:
1. Count to eight
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

Here's a question; do you WANT to save this world?

Originally posted on 2016-01-14 00:05:00

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ,8.

There, now onto step 2.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-01-14 00:51:00

=TURN SEVENTY-ONE=

-9- Turns until 1 & 14

Toast loots about 23 knives from the KO'd temmies, then proceeds to cut her way into the vent. This ends up taking her to the Temmie Workship, at the Vent. This forces her to join the battle. Numbersoup then walks up to the hurrying Temmie, then stabs tem. And again. And again. And again. And again. For like (37)-ish total damage. The Temmie instantly turns to dust, and breaks up...

Tazz then threatens Glitch Temmie.

"You can't destroy that rocket launcher; we don't know WHAT Chaos would do to us if he realized YOU messed with the order. Really, if Chaos WOULDN'T kill us for not delivering the rocket launcher, we'd probably be able to consider a truce..."

Glitch Temmie shivers on the spot. It's kinda unnerving how different that looked from Tem's simple vibrating. Piono then sends a fancy hover-disk thing to Gladius, who is promptly given a tiny hat.

ga: (oh my god this hat is so cute)
ga: (but it's so small)
ga: (i'm not even sure if this will give me stat buffs)

She promptly equips the hat, gets a stat buff, then heads over to the Origin Spider fight, thanks to popular opinion. Piono then endless-deserts up 25 Build Grist, while Tazz counts to 8. This somehow materializes Chaos Log 8 in your face. I'll type it up after the updoot, so, uh, PLEASE BE PATIENT.

fite dop tem

=BATTLE: FOE RUSH ZONE ONE, TURN ELEVEN=
The Origin Spider is getting dunked on pretty hard. However, with a few of your massive damage sources on cooldown, you may have a hard time living until the next turn. Unless you murder a couple spiders. Luckly, there's a cap of 8 Essence Hatchlings for the spawning move, but still; be careful.

=BATTLE: THE TEMMIE WORKSHIP, TURN ONE=
Not much has happened, really. Just be sure to knock off the TemsFour clones, or risk pain. Lots of it.

>WARNING: PURPLEDISK.EXE COMPLETED
































































































Originally posted on 2016-01-14 03:13:00

...
...
...
???

/nullepenjós


The Mistake isn't actually a problem for anyone but me due to being super squish, and we need to do the slingshot now or WE DIE. EDIT: So now we know Temclones have 1 hp, which makes this much easier of a fight. I had assumed they had 104 hp. So Yeah.

Also: Ire. I should have 4 armor. Guardian + Fortified 1- Frenzy 1

Toast uses the boosters to move to M3 and whack T.Clone with the butt of her gun. She should
still have 4 armor.

EDIT In response to piono: Yes.

And what do you think of high rng weapons like the dice I mentioned above, ire?

Originally posted on 2016-01-14 03:28:00

I'll just beam the Origin Spider again, aiming for the Essence Spider. I also decide to repair the Broken Robotic Arm with normal crafting by haphazardly jamming wires into it. Let's take a random d20 roll, why not. (15) Uh... hm. That's decent. Maybe if I toss in an Int bonus? Let's see... nope. Well, scale's wonky. Let's rework it... *adds 12 points to random table* Okay, so I have +5. That's a 20! Nah, let's just forget I did this. I finish fixing the arm, and then check Repaired Robotic Arm && ...Knives, I guess. I also check (Mana Vial && Green Sap Jar) && True Mage Robes, as well as True Mage Robes && Regen Aura.

Originally posted on 2016-01-14 17:08:00

Guys, I have a simpler solution. Someone equip the Gravity Gun in the inventory. Immediately.

Originally posted on 2016-01-14 19:04:00

Does anyone have any proof that Ire's actually going to cause us harm. I mean, sure, he escaped from the disk and now some stuff appeared, but it's not hurting us or anything.

Originally posted on 2016-01-14 23:08:00

So... I think I'm going to go the same direction as pit. I've decided upon who my character is, and I think I'm going to be roleplaying as him from this point on.
Props and any other goodies I can figure out how to give for people that figure out stuff about him.

(just a note ire, I should be in spear forme.)

"Shoot, this is... this is bad... Stay calm... stay calm. I've got to get out of here and I can't do that if I die."
ac posts something to the group chat: "Guys, try and strike a bargain with the temmies. Maybe, just maybe, we might be on the same team here."
"©haos, you're listening in on this like everything else, right?"
"Who are you planning on using that rocket launcher on? You ordered that thing before we came, so it shouldn't be on us, you expected us to die in the arena."
He runs down to K8, smashes the egg that he's next to (assuming no one else does this round, if someone else does, that first spear proceeds the second one to the same target) and launches his second shot straight into the origin spider's eyes. Coupled with that dash of salt we still have in the inventory. Let's see how much extra damage a salt-covered spear does to an enemy whose face is covered in eyes.

Originally posted on 2016-01-15 00:57:00

>UPDOP FINISHED?
I have this feeling I forgot something, but for all intents and purposes, it's done.

Originally posted on 2016-01-15 01:33:00

I'd just like to stop and point out that over the course of just a few rounds and 2 chaos logs, the game went from being really goofy and silly, even with the supposed seriousness of the situation (pretty much on par for most of ire's plotlines) to REALLY dark. Like, seriously. This is some pretty heavy crap, good job ire.
Also, ©haos is a semi-sympathetic character now, and I'm not entirely certain how that happened.

Finally, guys, what say you all to trying to accumulate a party of NPCs to hang out with? We have ga, and I'm going to try to get TOFGS to join us too. The inferno arachnid is probably out of reach for that purpose, since we beat it up, so I'm not going to bother trying since I have a sneaking suspicion we still have a limited time frame, even after we leave zone 2, but I still want to try and keep the friendly NPCs we encounter alive.

Originally posted on 2016-01-15 03:12:00