QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1441717818))

Kingmaker 6/? Kingmaker Two 6/?

my godmodder, when are you going to do something

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1441752787))

I shoot Ashimar with poisoned bullets.

3000 damage! Ashimar is Poisoned for two rounds!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1441753671))

I use dark energy and use it to attack Hoopa. MegaMinEr69 shoots his bow at Ashimar.

4000 damage to Hoopa! 2000 damage to Ashimar!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1441760636))

Control Core Weapons System - Railgun Turret: 3/3 Railgun Turret: 24000/24000 hp Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 3/5 There is a pause, then a hypnosis beam is blasted at Hoopa, trying to make it fall asleep. Pokemon players might know what the best followup to that attack is...

I rolled and got a 69, which is more than 55. Hypnosis misses! Railgun Turret summoned!

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1441761858))

Huh. Weird message. I use earth magic to create a huge spike of earth underneath Ashimar. 4/10 Broken Glass.

3000 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1441766948))

7/? for ascendance 2/3 for elemental summon #01 Piono shrugs and looks to Raven after sending a blast of magic at some unlucky sap. Is there anything in particular you want me to do? The OP Scale is keeping me from field wiping the area, so unless you have some specific quest for me I think I'll just sit around and summon elementals until something comes up where I can be useful.

Oh, right now I'm just stalling them out until the glitchiness and doomed timeline magic bull... NONSENSE consumes them all. Damn you, restrictions on swearing!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1441928869))

Serpent plz update

Engie plz patience, IRL is a jerk sometimes

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1441939871))

I use MAGICKAZ to attack raven. Mega impales Hoopa. Wakakakaka 1/3

You use MAGICKAZ to attack Raven. It is unclear what this accomplished, because MAGICKAZ are probably something you just made up. 1000 damage to Hoopa!

The Railgun Turret does 4000 damage to Ashimar! Ashimar does 5000 damage to the Railgun Turret! Raven does 5,000 damage to the Railgun Turret! Hoopa does 3000 damage to the Railgun Turret! The Machine Gun does 3000 damage to the Railgun Turret! Ashimar takes Poison damage!

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 84,000/125,000. Poisoned for one action.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 73/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 750,000/775,000.

Machine Gun: [PR]. HP: 5,000/5,000.

Railgun Turret: [AR]. HP: 8,000/24,000.

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 13:44:00

Kingmaker 7/?

Kingmaker Two 7/?

October 24th

What restrictions on swearing?

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 16:32:00

@Fseftr: The DTG franchise is on the MCF which can contain people of all ages, so I'm trying to avoid swearing here. Of course, it may be that everyone who signed up for this forum is over 13 or whatever but I can't ascertain that.

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 22:02:00

I explode the machine guns' ammo.

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 23:01:00

8/? on ascendance
3/3 for first elemental summon.

Piono raises his nonexistent eyebrow. Raven, being a first guardian, is aware of this.
Am I going to get any information out of this in the meantime before such a thing happens or am I going to need to start meddling?

Either way, he expends the 3 post charge to summon an earth elemental, a high health, low damage entity.

specials:
earthen connection: heals small amounts of health every round it is directly touching the ground. passive.
earthbound: cannot attack anything not on the ground.
boulder: 3 round charge: flings a portion of itself, dealing medium damage to one target. Capable of targeting flying and water enemies (not submerged)

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 23:33:00

It was a Teen Titans Go reference/joke.

I use a Ruin to attack Ashimar.
Mega throws Sticky Bombs at Raven.

I feel something... 1/5

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 23:35:00

Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 4/5
Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 1/7

A series of buzzsaws burst out of the ground. One of them slices through Ashimar's crotch region, the other two converging on the machine gun.

Originally posted on 2015-09-12 10:53:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1441985534))

Kingmaker 7/? Kingmaker Two 7/? October 24th What restrictions on swearing?

._.

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1442008871))

I explode the machine guns' ammo.

Machine gun takes 2,500 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1442010804))

8/? on ascendance 3/3 for first elemental summon. Piono raises his nonexistent eyebrow. Raven, being a first guardian, is aware of this. Am I going to get any information out of this in the meantime before such a thing happens or am I going to need to start meddling? Either way, he expends the 3 post charge to summon an earth elemental, a high health, low damage entity. specials: earthen connection: heals small amounts of health every round it is directly touching the ground. passive. earthbound: cannot attack anything not on the ground. boulder: 3 round charge: flings a portion of itself, dealing medium damage to one target. Capable of targeting flying and water enemies (not submerged)

Earth Elemental summoned! Raven tells you go to find info yourself, he's too busy for this sh... NONSENSE.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1442010900))

It was a Teen Titans Go reference/joke. I use a Ruin to attack Ashimar. Mega throws Sticky Bombs at Raven. I feel something... 1/5

4000 damage to Ashimar! 2 damage to Raven!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1442051594))

Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 4/5 Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 1/7 A series of buzzsaws burst out of the ground. One of them slices through Ashimar's crotch region, the other two converging on the machine gun.

Ashimar parries! Machine Gun killed!

The Railgun Turret does 4,000 damage to Ashimar! Ashimar kills the Railgun Turret and takes Poison damage! Raven idles! Hoopa summons a Dodrio!

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 74,000/125,000.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 70/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 750,000/775,000.

Dodrio: [PR]. Heads: 2,000/2,000 (x3). Body: 5,000/5,000.

Originally posted on 2015-09-13 17:16:00

Kingmaker 8/?

Kingmaker Two 8/?

Originally posted on 2015-09-13 18:55:00

I feel something... 2/5

Mega throws Posion Eggs at the Dodrio, doing splash damage.
I use Keldrew to attack Ashimar!


Originally posted on 2015-09-13 19:49:00

Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 5/5
A panel bends, then breaks in half as what appears to be a launcher of some kind extends from within.

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 2/7

Something in the atmosphere shines brightly. A few seconds later, a stream of ionized particles blasts down in the general area of Dodrio.

Originally posted on 2015-09-13 22:44:00

The kerbal launches a rocket that comes down and smashes Ashimar.

Originally posted on 2015-09-14 01:17:00

9/? for ascendance.
1/3 for fire elemental.

Piono raises an eyebrow.
I believe part of the deal was that you'd help me find information, unless you want me coming back and causing problems later, you might want to eventually hold up on that part of our agreement.
But as for right now, I shall be going.
He pulls a glowing rod out of nowhere, and plunges it into the ground to act as a proxy for summoning elementals while he is elsewhere.

Originally posted on 2015-09-14 11:20:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1442226030))

9/? for ascendance. 1/3 for fire elemental. Piono raises an eyebrow. I believe part of the deal was that you'd help me find information, unless you want me coming back and causing problems later, you might want to eventually hold up on that part of our agreement. But as for right now, I shall be going. He pulls a glowing rod out of nowhere, and plunges it into the ground to act as a proxy for summoning elementals while he is elsewhere.

No time for an entire update so just RPresponding to this.
The deal was that I would help you find information, but I believe I am already doing that by even letting you stay alive. Trust me, the purpose of this all will be revealed in time. Why should you get spoilers?

Originally posted on 2015-09-15 14:01:00

I seem to remember killing Lord English once before, and if all else fails, I'm almost completely certain that my clown-caller still works.
Ever if you could kill me, I doubt the clown is beyond your scope of ability.
You'd be hard pressed trying to kill me were I not somewhat ambivalent about it.
I notice that you haven't managed to even make a scratch on the other descendants yet. Try harder, this doesn't validate the deal.

Originally posted on 2015-09-15 20:09:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1442166930))

Kingmaker 8/? Kingmaker Two 8/?

=_=

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1442170175))

I feel something... 2/5 Mega throws Posion Eggs at the Dodrio, doing splash damage. I use Keldrew to attack Ashimar!

What's a Posion Egg?

3000 damage!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1442180671))

Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 5/5 A panel bends, then breaks in half as what appears to be a launcher of some kind extends from within. Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 2/7 Something in the atmosphere shines brightly. A few seconds later, a stream of ionized particles blasts down in the general area of Dodrio.

2000 damage to one of Dodrio's heads, killing said head!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1442189864))

The kerbal launches a rocket that comes down and smashes Ashimar.

2500 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1442226030))

9/? for ascendance. 1/3 for fire elemental. Piono raises an eyebrow. I believe part of the deal was that you'd help me find information, unless you want me coming back and causing problems later, you might want to eventually hold up on that part of our agreement. But as for right now, I shall be going. He pulls a glowing rod out of nowhere, and plunges it into the ground to act as a proxy for summoning elementals while he is elsewhere.

Ok sure.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1442344152))

I seem to remember killing Lord English once before, and if all else fails, I'm almost completely certain that my clown-caller still works. Ever if you could kill me, I doubt the clown is beyond your scope of ability. You'd be hard pressed trying to kill me were I not somewhat ambivalent about it. I notice that you haven't managed to even make a scratch on the other descendants yet. Try harder, this doesn't validate the deal.

That's because of the accursed thing called player invincibility. That will be going away soon. [REDACTED] turns, to be exact. And what's that about your clown-caller working? We're in a doomed timeline; there's no Tricky here to save you this time. Even if you did manage to summon him somehow, I have a Hoopa with me that could always make a portal through spacetime to summon someone called the Auditor. So I'd advise you to watch your mouth and your arrogance, before you get into something you'd regret.

EOTB
Everyone idles!

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 68,500/125,000.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 70/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 750,000/775,000.

Dodrio: [PR]. Heads: 2,000/2,000 (x2). Body: 5,000/5,000.


Originally posted on 2015-09-17 01:08:00

I feel something... 3/5
Mine Turtle 1/2

Mega attacks the heads of the Dodrio!
I knock Hoopa down, T-Bag a bit, and then I get a TF2 rocket launcher. I fire it straight down, sending me high in the air, and hurting Hoopa.





Originally posted on 2015-09-17 01:44:00

Kingmaker 9/?

Kingmaker Two 9/?

Originally posted on 2015-09-17 21:19:00

Real world me facepalms, then gives the Missile Launcher an actual HP value so that it'll be counted as an entity.

Missile Launcher: 32000/32000

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 3/7
Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 1/5

A jagged metal blade rips out of the ground, lashing out at Dodrio's body.

Originally posted on 2015-09-17 21:35:00

The kerbal irradiates Ashimar by sticking him in the fuel tank of a nuclear rocket.

Originally posted on 2015-09-17 22:35:00