Plane/guns 4/5.
I quickly attack ashimar with a flurry of sword strikes.

Originally posted on 2015-09-02 22:46:00

5/5 for elemental pulse
5/? for potential

Piono turns around and grins.
I guess that's our deal sealed.
Right now we have some player trashing to do, don't we though?
I'll ask questions in a bit, it'll take a fair amount to get me to stay down.
but first and foremost.
He suddenly whirls around and begins drawing a glowing blade.
I haven't gotten to try this out yet!
He levels the Archangel's blade at everyone, unleashing a massive blast of elemental energy everywhere and disrupting many attacks for this round and one or two rounds after wards as elemental energies spin around in every direction.

Originally posted on 2015-09-02 23:19:00

I angrily shove Ashimar towards a rake lying on the ground. He stubbles towards it, gets hit in the face, trips, lands on a subtlely placed banana peel, skids across the battlefield, slides off a cliff and lands in shark infested waters.

2/10 Broken Glass.

Originally posted on 2015-09-03 04:57:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1441221124))

MegaMinEr69 2/3 I take out a lighter. I get a piece of cardboard. This probably isn't good... 1/2 I kick Raven in the nuts.

Raven may have once had some sort of a reproductive system, but by this point he is so bizarrely mutated and completely inhuman that it is clear he has nothing of the sort! You kick him in the general crotch area anyway, doing one damage, but Raven stabs you with a sword and neglects to pull it out while you do this, disabling your next action!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1441227206))

An anti-personnel missile is launched at the Marrow Fiend. More panels slide back. Control Core Weapons System: Railgun Turret: 1/3 Control Core Weapons System: Missile Launcher: 1/5 Active CCWS modules: Railgun Turret X1

Okay, the missile kills the Marrow Fiend!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1441230366))

Plane/guns 4/5. I quickly attack ashimar with a flurry of sword strikes.

3000 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1441232393))

5/5 for elemental pulse 5/? for potential Piono turns around and grins. I guess that's our deal sealed. Right now we have some player trashing to do, don't we though? I'll ask questions in a bit, it'll take a fair amount to get me to stay down. but first and foremost. He suddenly whirls around and begins drawing a glowing blade. I haven't gotten to try this out yet! He levels the Archangel's blade at everyone, unleashing a massive blast of elemental energy everywhere and disrupting many attacks for this round and one or two rounds after wards as elemental energies spin around in every direction.

Next attack disabled! All attacks next turn have a chance to fail, including your own!

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1441252639))

I angrily shove Ashimar towards a rake lying on the ground. He stubbles towards it, gets hit in the face, trips, lands on a subtlely placed banana peel, skids across the battlefield, slides off a cliff and lands in shark infested waters. 2/10 Broken Glass.

Stopped by Archangel!

The Railgun Turret does 5,000 damage to Ashimar! Ashimar kills the Railgun Turret! Raven projects a forcefield around Hoopa, blocking the next attack against it! Hoopa summons... a piece of paper? Huh. Maybe someone should investigate.

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 103,000/125,000.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 73/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 750,000/775,000.


Originally posted on 2015-09-04 13:40:00

I do the only logical thing, and try to punch Hoopa in the face.
MegaMinEr69 has arrived! He gets out a Royal Guardian Sword and attempts to slash at Ashimar.
I drop the cardboard and match and throw it at Ashimar.

Originally posted on 2015-09-04 18:49:00

Kingmaker 5/?
Kingmaker Two 5/?

I grab the paper, read it to myself, and burn it.

Originally posted on 2015-09-04 21:03:00

Control Core Weapons System - Railgun Turret: 2/3
Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 2/5

A hard-light projector slides out of part of the mass of metal, quickly grid-scanning Hoopa to identify possible weaknesses and vulnerabilities.

Originally posted on 2015-09-04 22:16:00

Planes/guns 5/5.
I weld the guns to the plane and jump in the plane. I fill Ashimar with lead.

Originally posted on 2015-09-04 22:17:00

Dive tackle Soup before he burns the paper.

3/10 Broken Glass.

Originally posted on 2015-09-05 04:38:00

6/? for ascendance
1/? for undecided

I... can't think of anything screwy to do right now, so Piono just sits back and waits for a little bit, charging up a nasty attack.

Originally posted on 2015-09-05 18:49:00

I have been busy with Labor Day and stuff, update today or tomorrow.

Originally posted on 2015-09-07 17:53:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1441388976))

I do the only logical thing, and try to punch Hoopa in the face. MegaMinEr69 has arrived! He gets out a Royal Guardian Sword and attempts to slash at Ashimar. I drop the cardboard and match and throw it at Ashimar.

Blocked by the forcefield! The Curse of Multiple Attacks™ stops your other two!

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1441396980))

Kingmaker 5/? Kingmaker Two 5/? I grab the paper, read it to myself, and burn it.

Stopped by FeatheredDragon!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1441401402))

Control Core Weapons System - Railgun Turret: 2/3 Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 2/5 A hard-light projector slides out of part of the mass of metal, quickly grid-scanning Hoopa to identify possible weaknesses and vulnerabilities.

You analyze Hoopa's vulnerabilities. It has a x4 weakness to Dark and Ghost...

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1441401424))

Planes/guns 5/5. I weld the guns to the plane and jump in the plane. I fill Ashimar with lead.

4,000 damage!

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1441424282))

Dive tackle Soup before he burns the paper. 3/10 Broken Glass.

The paper reads the following:
psssh...nothing personnel...kid...

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1441475392))

6/? for ascendance 1/? for undecided I... can't think of anything screwy to do right now, so Piono just sits back and waits for a little bit, charging up a nasty attack.

Ok.

Congrats, you finally cleared 100,000 HP on Ashimar! That took way too long! Everyone idles except Hoopa, who summons a random machine gun that just sits there for now.

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 99,000/125,000.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 73/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 750,000/775,000.

Machine Gun: [PR]. HP: 5,000/5,000.

Originally posted on 2015-09-08 13:53:00

Kingmaker 6/?
Kingmaker Two 6/?

Originally posted on 2015-09-08 14:10:00

I shoot Ashimar with poisoned bullets.

Originally posted on 2015-09-08 23:53:00

I use dark energy and use it to attack Hoopa.
MegaMinEr69 shoots his bow at Ashimar.

Originally posted on 2015-09-09 00:07:00

Control Core Weapons System - Railgun Turret: 3/3
Railgun Turret: 24000/24000 hp
Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 3/5

There is a pause, then a hypnosis beam is blasted at Hoopa, trying to make it fall asleep. Pokemon players might know what the best followup to that attack is...

Originally posted on 2015-09-09 02:03:00

Huh. Weird message.

I use earth magic to create a huge spike of earth underneath Ashimar.

4/10 Broken Glass.

Originally posted on 2015-09-09 02:24:00

7/? for ascendance
2/3 for elemental summon #01

Piono shrugs and looks to Raven after sending a blast of magic at some unlucky sap.
Is there anything in particular you want me to do?
The OP Scale is keeping me from field wiping the area, so unless you have some specific quest for me I think I'll just sit around and summon elementals until something comes up where I can be useful.

Originally posted on 2015-09-09 03:49:00

Serpent plz update

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 00:47:00

I use MAGICKAZ to attack raven.
Mega impales Hoopa.
Wakakakaka 1/3

Originally posted on 2015-09-11 03:51:00