QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1440523482))

I use a CHARGE SHOT! on the Stormtrooper.

2000 damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1440535599))

The arrow impacts the metallic object. *Dink* It turns and stares downwards at the battlefield. Well done, Hawkeye, for getting the object's attention. It begins descending from the sky, and will touch down shortly.

Ok.

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1440553054))

I rip the knife from my spine and throw it at hoopa.

Stopped by Hawkeye's arrow!

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1440554805))

Wait. What do FG and PR mean?

See below.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1440555930))

First guardian and Pro-Raven. I dash past, decapitating Hawkeye with Ircucvci, then I stab the corpse a bunch of times just for good measure. You were always the crappiest avenger. (not saying that out of opinion, I thought he was awesome by the way) Piono then punts the corpse at Hoopa, and repeating the same dash attack as last time, only this time hitting Hoopa from the side, and not brandishing Denito Surrexit (which is a fob watch by the way. Yay Dr. Who references!) so as to make sure that his ability to stop time for long enough to circumvent the portals isn't disabled. Actually, that'd take removing more than just Denito Surrexit from his inventory...

Hawkeye killed! Hoopa cannot summon another entity in his place this turn like it planned to! However, Hoopa predicts the attack and opens up portals all around itself, the portals leading to one place.

Limbo.

Bye, Piono. Hope you manage to find a way back soon.

Raven teleports some of the glitch mass over to himself and throws it at Redstonetam15! His next attack has a chance of doing something completely random! Hoopa tries to summon an entity in Hawkeye's place but finds himself too tired to do so! Next turn he will be ready to summon entities in place of both the Stormtrooper and Hawkeye unless the Stormtrooper dies this turn, however. The stormtrooper blasts the metallic object with a futuristic EMP blaster thing that was in Episode IV, I think Jawas used it but who cares, rendering any electric components useless!

THE BATTLEFIELD [T MINUS ONE TURN UNTIL ENTRY.]
Raven: [FG]. HP: 75/75.
Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 767,000/775,000.
Stormtrooper: [PR]. HP: 13,000/15,000.

Originally posted on 2015-08-26 21:12:00

-opps double post-

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 02:18:00

I slice through the stormtrooper with a lightsaber.

Using complicated magic, I summon up a horde of nerds. They immediately begin arguing about the factual inconsistencies of the appearance of a stormtrooper and a Hoopa. They fly into a terrifying rage and begin attacking these failures of modern media and science!

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 02:18:00

Pionoplayer, thanks to his time manipulation, steps right back out of the portals right before they close, but still rather unhappy about the entire thing. (I was going to do something else but then realized that I'm too lazy to justify popping up back at the battlefield without any changes to what he has.)
What is wrong with me? I can fight much better than this...
While piono is idly thinking to himself, he challenges the stormtrooper to a shooting match.
The stormtrooper naturally fires at him, and similarly is completely outclassed by the dual energy rifles Navitas Nox.
Seriously, Ahab's Crosshairs ain't got nothin' on these babies.
The stormtrooper stands there, blinking comically, covered in soot in addition to all the damage he's taken.
Hoopa, even as a legendary, does not have the capability to detect light-speed projectiles, and was thus unable to block being clipped by the energy, singe Piono used the energy manipulation to curve the shots.

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 03:29:00

A giant ship comes into view.Suddenly a pod jettisons and parachutes slowly down.A Kerbal comes out and quickly goes back in and drives away, the pod having wheels.The rest of the ship comes crashing down on Hoopa.

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 03:38:00

The metal object sparks violently, electrical bolts shooting out of various important plates, then gravity picks the object up and rapidly forces it to descend upon the battlefield.

*KABOOM*

Right on top of the Stormtrooper. And from here, it's a lot easier to see that the object, whatever it is, is roughly the size of a mountain. Various internal systems work to repair the damage done by the EMP blast.

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 06:11:00

I use DA FORCE on Raven!

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 16:31:00

I use DA FORCE on Raven!
Oops double post.

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 16:31:00

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1440638318))

I slice through the stormtrooper with a lightsaber. Using complicated magic, I summon up a horde of nerds. They immediately begin arguing about the factual inconsistencies of the appearance of a stormtrooper and a Hoopa. They fly into a terrifying rage and begin attacking these failures of modern media and science!

3000 damage to the stormtrooper!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1440642562))

Pionoplayer, thanks to his time manipulation, steps right back out of the portals right before they close, but still rather unhappy about the entire thing. (I was going to do something else but then realized that I'm too lazy to justify popping up back at the battlefield without any changes to what he has.) What is wrong with me? I can fight much better than this... While piono is idly thinking to himself, he challenges the stormtrooper to a shooting match. The stormtrooper naturally fires at him, and similarly is completely outclassed by the dual energy rifles Navitas Nox. Seriously, Ahab's Crosshairs ain't got nothin' on these babies. The stormtrooper stands there, blinking comically, covered in soot in addition to all the damage he's taken. Hoopa, even as a legendary, does not have the capability to detect light-speed projectiles, and was thus unable to block being clipped by the energy, singe Piono used the energy manipulation to curve the shots.

5000 damage to the stormtrooper! 3000 damage to Hoopa because of the Curse of Alchepetitiveness™!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1440643123))

A giant ship comes into view.Suddenly a pod jettisons and parachutes slowly down.A Kerbal comes out and quickly goes back in and drives away, the pod having wheels.The rest of the ship comes crashing down on Hoopa.

Hoopa tries to open a portal but the ship is too big, lots of its parts smashing Hoopa anyway! 4000 damage!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1440652318))

The metal object sparks violently, electrical bolts shooting out of various important plates, then gravity picks the object up and rapidly forces it to descend upon the battlefield. *KABOOM* Right on top of the Stormtrooper. And from here, it's a lot easier to see that the object, whatever it is, is roughly the size of a mountain. Various internal systems work to repair the damage done by the EMP blast.

Stormtrooper killed!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1440689481))

I use DA FORCE on Raven!

The glitch mass causes you to instead disable Piono's alchemies for one turn!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1440689482))

I use DA FORCE on Raven! Oops double post.

Why did I quote this...

Raven teleports into the sky, hovering there, and lifts his sword, Inevitability's Shadow! A huge cascade of green fire emerges from it, bathing the makeshift battlefield in smoke and ruin. Players' attacks have a 33% chance to miss next turn! Hoopa creates a large ring... something is up.

> ENTER.

Out of the portal steps a large humanoid figure, clad in a black robe and wearing a golden pointed hood. He carries a very large shield with him, and bears an aura of power that indicates he is something more than human. Raven nods, as if expecting him.

RAVEN: Ashimar. So kind of you to join us.
RAVEN: I'm dealing with some rather ornery players, and if the glitching increases enough, I might be able to force health bars on them.
RAVEN: Mind holding them off for a while?
ASHIMAR: It will be my pleasure.

Ashimar raises his hands, and The Infinity Cleaver forms in it. He throws away his shield so he can two-hand it. Not his preferred weapon style, but The Infinity Blade is elsewhere, so this shall suffice.

> INFINITY: BEGIN.

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar: [PR BOSS]. HP: 125,000/125,000.

Raven[b][/b]: [FG]. HP: 75/75.

[b]Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 760,000/775,000.


Originally posted on 2015-08-27 19:33:00

Evidently this glitched and made a double post.

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 22:35:00

The kerbal, stranded on an unfamiliar planet sets up some scientific equipment. Taking some readings and being satisfied by what he see he comes to everyone and introduces himself as Scott Kerman. I quickly tell him what predicament we are in. He agrees to help as long as he is kept out of the danger. He then gets in the pod and drives away.

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 22:35:00

The mountain of metal begins to shift. The roaring of heavy machinery can be heard within, as the object quickly performs a system scan. Sensing that all is well, it focuses, a large door opening to let an Engietech Dragonfly Drone fly out.

Dragonfly Drone: 7500/7500 HP

Originally posted on 2015-08-27 22:41:00

I pull the sun out of orbit, using celestial magic, and crash it into Ashimar.

Suddenly, in response to Hoopa, Volcanion appears!

Originally posted on 2015-08-28 00:55:00

Raven suddenly has a sickle coming towards his head...
Take this you little...
And then Piono's alchemies get glitched and he crashes into Raven instead of cutting his head off.
Dagnabbit why did my void alchemy have to go out right before I landed the hit?

Fine. We do this the hard way.

((are charges allowed?))
If they are:
1/? for ascendance
1/5 for elemental burst

Originally posted on 2015-08-28 03:06:00

I know how to do this. I get a copy of the infinity blade and get him into a dodge break. I then slash away.

Originally posted on 2015-08-28 05:13:00

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1440711312))

The kerbal, stranded on an unfamiliar planet sets up some scientific equipment. Taking some readings and being satisfied by what he see he comes to everyone and introduces himself as Scott Kerman.  I quickly tell him what predicament we are in. He agrees to help as long as he is kept out of the danger. He then gets in the pod and drives away.

...Why did I quote this?

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1440711698))

The mountain of metal begins to shift. The roaring of heavy machinery can be heard within, as the object quickly performs a system scan. Sensing that all is well, it focuses, a large door opening to let an Engietech Dragonfly Drone fly out. Dragonfly Drone: 7500/7500 HP

Dragonfly Drone summoned!

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1440719745))

I pull the sun out of orbit, using celestial magic, and crash it into Ashimar. Suddenly, in response to Hoopa, Volcanion appears!

What sun? We're in a dying timeline on what's left of the Green Moon of Alternia. Volcanion summoned!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1440727569))

Raven suddenly has a sickle coming towards his head... Take this you little... And then Piono's alchemies get glitched and he crashes into Raven instead of cutting his head off. Dagnabbit why did my void alchemy have to go out right before I landed the hit? Fine. We do this the hard way. ((are charges allowed?)) If they are: 1/? for ascendance 1/5 for elemental burst

Charge attacks are allowed, but they may be nerfed a bit. Entity charges work as normal. Ow. Get off me. 2 damage to Raven!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1440735202))

I know how to do this. I get a copy of the infinity blade and get him into a dodge break. I then slash away.

Where the hell did you get that Infinity Blade? Both Infinity Blades are currently with other people, the original with Scratch and the modern with... someone else. You fail.

The Dragonfly Drone does 2000 damage to Ashimar! Volcanion does 3000 damage to Hoopa! Ashimar kills the Dragonfly Drone with a powerful Slash! Raven teleports Volcanion into a locked box and teleports in a Gastrodon, who absorbs all of Volcanion's Water attacks with Water Absorb and resists the Fire attacks. Gastrodon then proceeds to use a powerful Earth Power, dealing a super-effective 8000 damage! Hoopa summons a Uranium Golem to protect Ashimar!

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 123,000/125,000. Protected by Uranium Golem.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 73/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 757,000/775,000.

Uranium Golem: [PR]. HP: 7,000/7,000. Protecting Ashimar.

Volcanion: [AR]. HP: 12,000/20,000.

Originally posted on 2015-08-28 17:03:00

"Because," I say as I transform into Siris' signature armor, "I've killed many of 'them.' I've got a few blades under my sleeve from collecting. Did I forget to mention that the 'Worker' made a bunch of copies of these blades?" I then pull of the Infinity Swords have slash at the Uranium Golem.

Originally posted on 2015-08-28 18:10:00

The kerbal begins making a simple plane 1/5.
I busy myself by also making guns for the plane 1/5.
I also throw a lot of rocks at the uranium golem.


Originally posted on 2015-08-28 19:37:00

Kingmaker 1/?
Kingmaker Two 1/?

I observe, and ask Raven what the timeline's ultimate purpose is

Originally posted on 2015-08-28 20:13:00

2/? for ascendance
2/5 for elemental burst

Piono draws Navitas Nox again now that his alchemies are back in commission, and levels them at the uranium golem, then sets them to atomic energy.
The blast slams into the uranium golem, but instead of just melting it like it would normally, the uranium golem goes into a nuclear chain reaction, and due to its close proximity to the current boss, detonates in a fair sized nuclear explosion.
Considering the fact that it's probably not enriched to the point of nuke-size, it's probably only about as powerful as... oh, I dunno, an anti-tank weapon.

Originally posted on 2015-08-29 00:00:00