10/? for ascendance.
2/3 for fire elemental.

Is that a threat?
I believe that's a threat.
Surprise how little time that deal of ours lasted.
If you're so sure that the Auditor can handle Tricky, why don't you try it some time?

In correspondance with the newfound hostility, the earth elemental turns on Raven's forces, and attacks them.

Originally posted on 2015-09-18 02:38:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1442450694))

I feel something... 3/5 Mine Turtle 1/2 Mega attacks the heads of the Dodrio! I knock Hoopa down, T-Bag a bit, and then I get a TF2 rocket launcher. I fire it straight down, sending me high in the air, and hurting Hoopa.

One head killed! Hoopa takes 3,000 damage!

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1442521199))

Kingmaker 9/? Kingmaker Two 9/?

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1442522123))

Real world me facepalms, then gives the Missile Launcher an actual HP value so that it'll be counted as an entity. Missile Launcher: 32000/32000 Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 3/7 Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 1/5 A jagged metal blade rips out of the ground, lashing out at Dodrio's body.

There we go. 3,000 damage to the body!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1442525743))

The kerbal irradiates Ashimar by sticking him in the fuel tank of a nuclear rocket.

Ouch. 5,000 damage to Ashimar!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1442540338))

10/? for ascendance. 2/3 for fire elemental. Is that a threat? I believe that's a threat. Surprise how little time that deal of ours lasted. If you're so sure that the Auditor can handle Tricky, why don't you try it some time? In correspondance with the newfound hostility, the earth elemental turns on Raven's forces, and attacks them.

I'm not really surprised. You're an unstable being, Piono. You were going to end up fighting me sometime, especially seeing as I work for the Narrative. I'm honestly surprised I managed to pacify you as long as I did. And you'll regret trying to fight me. When? Oh, about right now. Also apparently I forgot to add the Earth Elemental in so adding that in.

EOTB
The Earth Elemental does 2,000 damage to Ashimar! The Missile Launcher kills Dodrio! Ashimar does 6,000 damage to the Missile Launcher! Raven's eyes glow a sharp lime green in anger. Perhaps angering him wasn't such a good idea, Piono. He teleports Inevitability's Shadow into his hand and stabs the Earth Elemental in the chest with it, then teleports it from the tip of the blade into the glitchy remnants of Alternia's Sun, where it is simultaneously burned and crushed by immense gravity. He then teleports it back and throws what remains of it at Piono, blocking his next action and smashing the remains of the Elemental. Hoopa summons my snail from Viridi for some reason, which sits there and acts cute.

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 68,500/125,000.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 70/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 747,000/775,000.

Missile Launcher: [AR]. HP: 26,000/32,000.

Shello: [N]. HP: 10,000/10,000. Does not attack. Cute.

Originally posted on 2015-09-18 22:43:00

Kingmaker 10/?

Kingmaker Two 10/?

Originally posted on 2015-09-18 23:15:00

The stone figure of piono collapses (Piono left the battlefield a while ago) and his laugh echoes through the battlefield.
Forgot about Abiit, did you?
I'll see you in... whenever.

Anyways, before this thing turns into an argument of absolutely ridiculous proportions, I'm calling hiatus on any piono-related shenanigans other than the elementals and that magic rod. I really don't want to disrupt this game any more than necessary, and I've already done a lot more than is welcome.

11/? for ascendance.
3/3 for fire elemental.

Anyways, I summon the fire elemental
It has extremely low health, but high attack.
fiery: takes half damage from physical attacks, but double damage from water and ice attacks.
burning: has a chance to inflict burn on anything that melee attacks it.
fireball: 3 round charge, regular attack, but also inflicts burn.

Originally posted on 2015-09-18 23:29:00

I start shooting up Ashimar with the plane.
The kerbal makes a rocket with extra fuel tanks.
I keep shooting Ashimar.
The kerbal launches the rocket Ashimar wards.
I come around for another go of shooting.
The rocket lands on Ashimar, burning him and crushing him.
I shoot up Ashimar before the rocket lands.
The landing legs come out, cutting into Ashimar.
I explode the fuel tanks.
The ensuing explosion engulfs Ashimar.
I pull up and out of the explosion and land.

Originally posted on 2015-09-19 00:21:00

I feel something... 4/5
Mine Turtle 2/2 Finished! The Mine Turtle (10000/10000 HP) He goes under Raven, who steps on him, as he says his catchphrase, "Hello!" he explodes.

Originally posted on 2015-09-19 18:46:00

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 4/7
Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 2/5

A padded hand on a stick extends out of the Control Core, reaching over to gently pet the snail. At the same time, a replica of Senator Armstrong is launched out of the side of the Control Core. The replica charges at Ashimar, then winds up and punches the earth, causing a fissure to open up beneath Ashimar, then erupt, covering Ashimar and the Replica Senator Armstrong in lava.

Originally posted on 2015-09-19 22:04:00

Ugh. I really don't feel like updating this but I have to sometime. I'm probably going to give up on PTU.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1442614527))

Kingmaker 10/? Kingmaker Two 10/?

Fseftr, this is your last warning: do something, or Raven is going to lose his mind and teleport you into a 1v1 fight with Piono.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1442615383))

The stone figure of piono collapses (Piono left the battlefield a while ago) and his laugh echoes through the battlefield. Forgot about Abiit, did you? I'll see you in... whenever. Anyways, before this thing turns into an argument of absolutely ridiculous proportions, I'm calling hiatus on any piono-related shenanigans other than the elementals and that magic rod. I really don't want to disrupt this game any more than necessary, and I've already done a lot more than is welcome. 11/? for ascendance. 3/3 for fire elemental. Anyways, I summon the fire elemental It has extremely low health, but high attack. fiery: takes half damage from physical attacks, but double damage from water and ice attacks. burning: has a chance to inflict burn on anything that melee attacks it. fireball: 3 round charge, regular attack, but also inflicts burn.

Oh, believe me, I'm having lots of fun finding ways to completely ruin Piono's plans and crush his arrogance. Fire Elemental summoned!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1442618469))

I start shooting up Ashimar with the plane. The kerbal makes a rocket with extra fuel tanks. I keep shooting Ashimar. The kerbal launches the rocket Ashimar wards. I come around for another go of shooting. The rocket lands on Ashimar, burning him and crushing him. I shoot up Ashimar before the rocket lands. The landing legs come out, cutting into Ashimar. I explode the fuel tanks. The ensuing explosion engulfs Ashimar. I pull up and out of the explosion and land.

10,000 damage!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1442684784))

I feel something... 4/5 Mine Turtle 2/2 Finished! The Mine Turtle (10000/10000 HP) He goes under Raven, who steps on him, as he says his catchphrase, "Hello!" he explodes.

Mine Turtle killed! 4 damage to Raven!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1442696672))

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 4/7 Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 2/5 A padded hand on a stick extends out of the Control Core, reaching over to gently pet the snail. At the same time, a replica of Senator Armstrong is launched out of the side of the Control Core. The replica charges at Ashimar, then winds up and punches the earth, causing a fissure to open up beneath Ashimar, then erupt, covering Ashimar and the Replica Senator Armstrong in lava.

You pet Shello and gain one (1) Snail Point! It's unclear what this accomplished. Perhaps you will find a use for it later? 5,000 damage to Ashimar!

EOTB:
The Fire Elemental does 10,000 damage to Ashimar! The Missile Launcher does 6,000 damage to Ashimar! Ashimar kills the Fire Elemental! Raven does 8,000 damage to the Missile Launcher! Hoopa uses Hyperspace Hole on the Missile Launcher for 5,000 damage! Shello snuggles up against Engie.

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 37,500/125,000.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 66/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 747,000/775,000.

Missile Launcher: [AR]. HP: 13,000/32,000.

Shello: [N]. HP: 10,000/10,000. Does not attack. Cute.


Originally posted on 2015-09-22 23:39:00

Kingmaker 11/?

Kingmaker Two 11/?

Hmmph, I shake Shello to try to collect snail points.

Originally posted on 2015-09-22 23:43:00

13/? for ascendance.
1/3 for blowing things up.

Really? Well, good luck with that, his ego goes pretty deep. I seem to recall having his butt kicked horrendously over and over again did nothing to negate it (one of those times being to a PGO no less).
Pretty sure it's gonna take one heck of a nail to burst that bubble.
Anyways, for reference, Piono has already time-stepped his way through the ruins of Scratch's Mansion and is leaving the planet presently.
Although where might require a bit more work on Raven's part due to aforementioned void alchemy.

Originally posted on 2015-09-23 00:07:00

I am not the Control Core. Regardless, it's okay with Shello snuggling against it, handing her a little bit of... whatever it is that snails eat, I don't even know.

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 5/7
Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 3/5

The Control Core decides to devote some resources into repairing the currently-deployed Missile Launcher, mainly for the sake of trying to allow it to get another hit in before it's health expires.

Originally posted on 2015-09-23 01:49:00

I make my entrance however im stuck as atoms and cannot materialize

1/20 New Body

1/100 Moo Moo Dimension

Originally posted on 2015-09-23 02:31:00

The kerbal does some research and opens a weapon store.

Current weapons
Basic Turret:3 turns to make
Basic laser:5 turns to make

Anyone may order something.

Originally posted on 2015-09-23 02:32:00

A Dood has been summoned! (20000/20000 HP) The Dood slaps Ashimar/Hoopa!
Mega shoots Hoopa!
I slash at Ashimar/Hoopa!

Originally posted on 2015-09-24 00:22:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1442961816))

Kingmaker 11/? Kingmaker Two 11/? Hmmph, I shake Shello to try to collect snail points.

Shello stares at you blankly. Maybe you should be nicer.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1442963223))

13/? for ascendance. 1/3 for blowing things up. Really? Well, good luck with that, his ego goes pretty deep. I seem to recall having his butt kicked horrendously over and over again did nothing to negate it (one of those times being to a PGO no less). Pretty sure it's gonna take one heck of a nail to burst that bubble. Anyways, for reference, Piono has already time-stepped his way through the ruins of Scratch's Mansion and is leaving the planet presently. Although where might require a bit more work on Raven's part due to aforementioned void alchemy.

Why did I quote this

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1442969340))

I am not the Control Core. Regardless, it's okay with Shello snuggling against it, handing her a little bit of... whatever it is that snails eat, I don't even know. Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 5/7 Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 3/5 The Control Core decides to devote some resources into repairing the currently-deployed Missile Launcher, mainly for the sake of trying to allow it to get another hit in before it's health expires.

+3,000 HP! Shello eats the food and becomes happier.

QUOTE (MooGoesCow21 @ (time=1442971914))

I make my entrance however im stuck as atoms and cannot materialize 1/20 New Body 1/100 Moo Moo Dimension

what

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1442971926))

The kerbal does some research and opens a weapon store. Current weapons Basic Turret:3 turns to make Basic laser:5 turns to make Anyone may order something.

Ok

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1443050541))

A Dood has been summoned! (20000/20000 HP) The Dood slaps Ashimar/Hoopa! Mega shoots Hoopa! I slash at Ashimar/Hoopa!

4,000 damage to Hoopa because the attack is so generic! Who's Ashimar/Hoopa?

EOTB:
The Missile Launcher does 5,500 damage to Ashimar! Ashimar does 6,000 damage to the Missile Launcher! Raven does 7,000 damage to the Missile Launcher! Hoopa summons a Piranha Plant!

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 32,000/125,000.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 66/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 743,000/775,000.

Missile Launcher: [AR]. HP: 3,000/32,000.

Shello: [N]. HP: 10,000/10,000. Does not attack. Cute.


Originally posted on 2015-09-25 01:46:00

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1443141994))

4,000 damage to Hoopa because the attack is so generic! Who's Ashimar/Hoopa? EOTB tomorrow morning, probably.

It means attack Ashimar, but if he's dead, attack Hoopa.


Originally posted on 2015-09-25 03:34:00

I try to attack the Hoopa with my ghostly form

and say Hi to Shello

2/20 New Body

2/100 Moo Moo Dimension

Originally posted on 2015-09-25 05:47:00

EOTB complete

Originally posted on 2015-09-25 13:07:00

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 6/7
Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 4/5

An energy construct, a hammer of some kind, extends forth and swings at Ashimar, causing a shockwave upon impact that cracks open the ground.

Originally posted on 2015-09-25 20:56:00

I quickly slash at ashimar. Not creative today.

Originally posted on 2015-09-25 22:06:00