A man stands in an abandoned Munchy Crunchies™ factory. You don’t know what he’s up to, but you do know who he is. In a sense.

You first met him in a nondescript plane of existence. You beat him down to half health, but an attack that made him, in some sense, Herbert Hoover, at the exact time FDR was receiving a landslide victory over Hoover, gave him a serious grudge against FDR. A grudge serious enough for him to decide to completely derail the game by sending himself back in time to January 1936 to run for the 1936 Republican presidential nomination under the name of “Orwell Olaf”. After an unfortunate event occurred to two of the three serious competitors against him, William Borah and Alfred Landon, taking them out of the running, he defeated the remaining one, Alastair Dragovich, in a landslide. He campaigned for the general election against the Democratic nominee Franklin Delano Roosevelt and an independent candidate, a little-known cereal magnate. On October 29, a presidential debate occurred. Before it started, an Italian named Antonio Salieri roped the Godmodder into a game of Uno, and the Godmodder roped FDR into the game. Before they could finish the game, the debate began, and the candidates continued the game on the debate stage. The Republican presidential nomination, in an October Surprise, was taken from the Godmodder and given to Charles Lindbergh, who arrived at the debate by crashing his plane into the building. Mere minutes after Lindbergh arrived, the nomination was taken from him and given to an obscure non-politician in the audience named Carl Lidenbergh. The Godmodder won the debate, but this was overshadowed by two things. One, the figurative having-a-plane-fall-on-them that was “Olaf” and FDR’s rhetorical demolishing of Lindbergh and Lidenbergh. Two, the literal having-a-plane-fall-on-them that was the Godmodder’s excuse to conclude the debate and the Uno game. Election night came, and the Godmodder just barely lost. That was your cue to defeat his tie mech and then him.
(A record of your first encounter: https://pastebin.com/pi649C3L )

He hasn’t changed much since you saw him last. His armor still bears the colors of the Godmodder Coalition of Convenience: Grey boots, blue leggings, and a cyan chestplate bearing a dark brown piece of metal. But now, the metal is in the shape of the Roman numeral “V”.
And there is that tiny matter of his HP and power having increased significantly.
The factory is in Iowa. It’s August 31, 1939. Whatever “Olaf” is doing in this place and time, it can’t be good.

The Rules:
-1: There is undoubtedly an absurdly simple rule that I have forgotten to include here. Utilization of that fact will probably not be effective.
0: What the GM (Game Master; that is, me) says, goes. What the G (Godmodder; that is, not me) says is probably true but is not indisputable.
1: Your attacks on the Godmodder will usually not work; attacks should be made difficult to counter for the best chance of success.
2: You have 3 actions per turn, and you may convert actions into CP; that is, Charge Points that can be used to boost actions. CP cannot be used without an action. Base action power (with literally no creativity) is 100, and creativity increases that.
3: You can summon entities with actions. HP and Attack require separate CP investments, and Attack costs four times as much as HP. The costs of more complex and esoteric mechanics are available on request.
4: Alternate player alignments are allowed. You can be Neutral, or even Pro-Godmodder. (But don’t expect the Godmodder to give you support. What he’s giving you are bribes. The difference probably isn’t important.)
5: Players have 10 HP, and take 0.01 times as much damage and healing, multiplier applied after countering. They may counter up to half of an attack, depending on creativity, without using actions, but using actions is required to counter the remaining half. When a Player's HP is fully depleted, they must spend 2 actions to fully heal, and their base action power is halved for that turn and the next.
6: Changes to these rules will occur due to events of the plot, but also due to Rule -1.

Destroy a Godmodder 2: Final Attack Orders
Godmodder: 40/40 HP

Ladies and gentlemen of the assorted interstices of crossed fiction, the Floor is back. And it intends to gun. It manifests as a raksha of floor tiles because I don't feel like making a character design today.

A1: The Floor pulls out the Godmodder and shoots them at a gun, smashing them into the offending rifle.

A2: The Floor conjures a made-up society of phantasms and apparitions to socially shun the Godmodder...but it's actually a staff-grace attack to weaken their vulnerability to emotional manipulation!

A3: The Floor flicks a kitten at the Godmodder. The kitten then reveals itself to be an enemy stand user whose power is counterattacks, intending to counter whatever the Godmodder uses to counter this...and also the Floor so this isn't an entity summon! The Godmodder, bamboozled by having having countered an attack that isn't actually an attack and a summon that isn't actually a summon, proceeds to end up a stand user because the Floor stabbed him with the wrong arrow. Since that was a buff and not an attack, he probably didn't automatically defend against shanking, and if he did, he still should show off his moves. Show me your Stand, OLAF!

Whoops.

CP: 0

Climbing out of a strange pipe in the ground I look around. "this is a bit different, but I suppose that will happen if you have been stuck in a tube for two and half years."
Looking over at the godmodder I decide that this dude looks kinda not good as a general rule and decide to throw a nearby chair at him with all the power of a random guy climbing through a tube for at least 2 years, which is too say, all of it. This random guy also worked out while climbing through the tube.

I also use 2 points for a charge of unknown purpose
2/chair

Action 1: I drop the complete text of the first Destroy A Godmodder game on the Godmodder. It's engraved in a series of commemorative anvils, one character to an anvil.

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Action 2: I order finals to attack the Godmodder. He's bombarded by hundreds of the hardest questions in math, physics, chemistry, biology, english, french, latin, art, music, history, geography, philosophy, computer science, and even meta-academic epidemiology. They team up on him, shuffling parts of questions together to complete unsolvable monstrosities. Here's a few sample questions:

1. If f(x) is a function whose domain is the set of all real numbers in the key of A major, then conjugate f'(x) in the past imperfect subjunctive tense.

2. Translate the following sentences from English to French: "Caecilius est in horto. Servus est in atrio. Cerberus est canis. Canis est in domo."

3. If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, what is the frequency of the sound produced?

4. How long would it take infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters to evolve into a species capable of producing literature of similar quality to Shakespeare?

5. Under the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, how many universes do you fail this question in? How much would that amount change by if you were listening to classical music while you studied for this test?

6. What output is produced by the following program? (Complete human genome with five hundred randomly changed base pairs omitted for brevity.)

This goes on for 999 questions, with the final bonus question being "Demonstrate on yourself an attack which will damage you." If the Godmodder fails the test, well, he's studying at the School of Hard Knocks, so rest assured it won't be pretty.

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Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

CP: 1.

I charge tree CP.

Not three, tree. Three supercharged trees erupt from the ground to encase Olaf.

(x1)I reveal the next TOP 10 cards of the Deck and show the Godmodder my hand. Unfortunately my hand are Suns and he just looked at the sun. Quite nice but also quite hot.

(x2)Charge Beta:2

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 2 2020, 09:09 PM)

Ladies and gentlemen of the assorted interstices of crossed fiction, the Floor is back. And it intends to gun. It manifests as a raksha of floor tiles because I don't feel like making a character design today. A1: The Floor pulls out the Godmodder and shoots them at a gun, smashing them into the offending rifle. A2: The Floor conjures a made-up society of phantasms and apparitions to socially shun the Godmodder...but it's actually a staff-grace attack to weaken their vulnerability to emotional manipulation! A3: The Floor flicks a kitten at the Godmodder. The kitten then reveals itself to be an enemy stand user whose power is counterattacks, intending to counter whatever the Godmodder uses to counter this...and also the Floor so this isn't an entity summon! The Godmodder, bamboozled by having having countered an attack that isn't actually an attack and a summon that isn't actually a summon, proceeds to end up a stand user because the Floor stabbed him with the wrong arrow. Since that was a buff and not an attack, he probably didn't automatically defend against shanking, and if he did, he still should show off his moves. Show me your Stand, OLAF! Whoops. CP: 0

The Godmodder transitions his forward motion into a roll, stopping just before the gun and carefully placing it into a box.

The attack works as described! The Godmodder’s vulnerability to emotional manipulation is weakened, making him less vulnerable to emotional manipulation!

The Godmodder catches the kitten. The kitten counterattacks by… scrambling out of his hands? The kitten lands on the floor and scampers off, disappearing from the battlefield since it’s not an entity summon. The Godmodder time-stops the Stand Arrow just before it can hit his leg, shunts his leg and the Stand Arrow into a spatial dimension denoted by a very large number, and replaces his leg with a backup leg.
The Godmodder (casual tone): “I find that delaying these sorts of things works well for dramatic effect. And you know my name’s not actually Olaf, right?”

QUOTE (Foodman @ May 2 2020, 09:15 PM)

Climbing out of a strange pipe in the ground I look around. "this is a bit different, but I suppose that will happen if you have been stuck in a tube for two and half years." Looking over at the godmodder I decide that this dude looks kinda not good as a general rule and decide to throw a nearby chair at him with all the power of a random guy climbing through a tube for at least 2 years, which is too say, all of it. This random guy also worked out while climbing through the tube. I also use 2 points for a charge of unknown purpose 2/chair

The Godmodder (sincerely afraid?): “No! Not a chair thrown with all the power of a random guy who worked out while climbing a tube for two years!”
The chair smashes into the Godmodder, sending him sprawling onto the floor.
1 damage to the Godmodder!

QUOTE (Splashcat @ May 2 2020, 09:27 PM)

Action 1: I drop the complete text of the first Destroy A Godmodder game on the Godmodder. It's engraved in a series of commemorative anvils, one character to an anvil. ---- Action 2: I order finals to attack the Godmodder. He's bombarded by hundreds of the hardest questions in math, physics, chemistry, biology, english, french, latin, art, music, history, geography, philosophy, computer science, and even meta-academic epidemiology. They team up on him, shuffling parts of questions together to complete unsolvable monstrosities. Here's a few sample questions: 1. If f(x) is a function whose domain is the set of all real numbers in the key of A major, then conjugate f'(x) in the past imperfect subjunctive tense. 2. Translate the following sentences from English to French: "Caecilius est in horto. Servus est in atrio. Cerberus est canis. Canis est in domo." 3. If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, what is the frequency of the sound produced? 4. How long would it take infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters to evolve into a species capable of producing literature of similar quality to Shakespeare? 5. Under the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, how many universes do you fail this question in? How much would that amount change by if you were listening to classical music while you studied for this test? 6. What output is produced by the following program? (Complete human genome with five hundred randomly changed base pairs omitted for brevity.) This goes on for 999 questions, with the final bonus question being "Demonstrate on yourself an attack which will damage you." If the Godmodder fails the test, well, he's studying at the School of Hard Knocks, so rest assured it won't be pretty. ----- Action 3: I charge 1 CP. CP: 1.

The Godmodder leaps up from the floor, dodges the anvils like he’s in a particularly easy danmaku game, and drops them into a pocket dimension.
The Godmodder (deadpan tone): “This is probably the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me. The least nice thing you’ve ever done to me, on the other hand, was starting that whole FDR plotline.”

The Godmodder answers “f’(x)ra” to question 1, reasoning that “-ra” is the past imperfect subjunctive tense modifier in Spanish. The Godmodder answers “Caecilius est dans horto. Servus est dans atrio. Cerberus est canis. Canis est dans domo.” to question 2, reasoning that “in” was the only English word in those sentences. The Godmodder creates a remote falling tree detector and a remote frequency analyzer, connects them to each other, and answers question 3 with the result. The Godmodder answers that it would take place in one Planck time to question 4, reasoning that due to the fact that there are an infinite number of monkeys, the chance that quantum fluctuations cause the condition to be fulfilled in that timeframe is 100%. The Godmodder answers 0 and 0 to question 5, reasoning that if the parallel Godmodders all answered the same thing as he did, then they would all be correct, so therefore it is the optimum answer. The Godmodder answers “A human” to question 6. That one was a guess. This goes on for 999 answers, and the Godmodder declines to answer the final bonus question, because it’s a bonus question and therefore not required.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ May 2 2020, 11:16 PM)

I charge tree CP. Not three, tree. Three supercharged trees erupt from the ground to encase Olaf.

The Godmodder flies fifteen feet into the air before the trees can entangle him, and then blasts the trees with jets of lava, forcing them back underground.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 3 2020, 12:27 AM)

(x1)I reveal the next TOP 10 cards of the Deck and show the Godmodder my hand. Unfortunately my hand are Suns and he just looked at the sun. Quite nice but also quite hot. (x2)Charge Beta:2

As you reveal your hand, the Godmodder strikes a dramatic pose, thus giving him pose-based immunity to heat damage. The suns shine incredibly brightly, charring the wall behind the Godmodder from the sheer intensity of the light, thus creating a silhouette of the Godmodder in that dramatic pose.

EoTB:

The Godmodder, still in the dramatic pose, points dramatically at the players.
The Godmodder: “Make ready!”
Five cannons roll out from behind machinery and piles of boxes.
The Godmodder: “Aim!”
Dozens of cannonballs with legs run after the cannons, and form a pile once they arrive. The Godmodder ducks behind the pile. The cannons aim at the players.
The Godmodder: “Fire!”
The cannons fire at the players, dealing 2 damage to each player unless countered.

The Godmodder (deadpan tone): “It’s considered traditional at this point to create entities capable of delivering a return volley.”

Godmodder: 39/40 HP

Cannons: 400/400 x 5 HP, 200 x 5 A (each consume 1 Cannon Fodder per shot)
Cannon Fodder: 100 x 20 HP (bodyguarding the Godmodder)

Nedben: 10/10 HP
Foodman: 10/10 HP
Splashcat: 10/10 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 10/10 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 10/10 HP

[3x] I aim the cannons at the Cannon Fodder. this is, after all, what Cannon Fodder is for: being hit by cannons instead of the important people! The cannon fodder is soon bombarded by the cannons.
Since I didn't exist until after I started aiming the cannons, I don't need to counter the attacks.
Or continue to exist afterwards.

A1: The Floor steals their allotment of incoming cannonballs, countering them by virtue of abstractionmatter inventory captchalogue card shields catching each bullet!

A2: The Floor unpockets the pocket dimension inside the Godmodder, somehow spraying the entire contents of said dimension in the Godmodder's various internal organs. This happens to include the text of Destroy A Godmodder in anvil-per-character format.

A3: The Floor repockets the pocket dimension, shunting the Godmodder in it inside-out, causing them to be hit by all the anvils this time as the anvils were inside their innards which are now outside.

> The Godmodder answers “f’(x)ra” to question 1, reasoning that “-ra” is the past imperfect subjunctive tense modifier in Spanish. The Godmodder answers “Caecilius est dans horto. Servus est dans atrio. Cerberus est canis. Canis est dans domo.” to question 2, reasoning that “in” was the only English word in those sentences. The Godmodder creates a remote falling tree detector and a remote frequency analyzer, connects them to each other, and answers question 3 with the result. The Godmodder answers that it would take place in one Planck time to question 4, reasoning that due to the fact that there are an infinite number of monkeys, the chance that quantum fluctuations cause the condition to be fulfilled in that timeframe is 100%. The Godmodder answers 0 and 0 to question 5, reasoning that if the parallel Godmodders all answered the same thing as he did, then they would all be correct, so therefore it is the optimum answer. The Godmodder answers “A human” to question 6. That one was a guess. This goes on for 999 answers, and the Godmodder declines to answer the final bonus question, because it’s a bonus question and therefore not required.

Action 1: Okay, those were really good answers, actually. I'll mark question 1 correct. Question 2 correct. Question 3 correct. Question 4 correct. Question 5... Sorry, Godmodder, you only get half a mark. If all Godmodders answer 0, there are two possibilities. Either 0 is the correct answer, and therefore the Godmodder is correct in all universes, and therefore the correct answer is 0. Or 0 is not the correct answer, and therefore the Godmodder is wrong in all universes, and therefore the correct answer is the number of universes created in which the Godmodder answered that question. Either possibility is equally circular, and so there's no way to tell which one is the case. Therefore, in order to get full marks, the Godmodder would have to have taken both possibilities into account. Then Question 6 is definitely incorrect: The human (assuming none of the mutations prevent the DNA from creating a functional human) is considered the compiled form of the program. The output of the program is what the human does with their life. And thanks to the Godmodder not having filled out any work earlier in the class, in order to pass the course he needed to have gotten every question right, including the bonus question. Looks like it's hard knocks time for him.

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Counter: A cannibal cannonball flies out of nowhere and eats the cannonball aimed at me!

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Action 2: I introduce a cannon to Homestuck^2. It realizes that there are so many things beyond cannon and quits its job.

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Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

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CP: 2.

A1~Looking at the incoming cannon balls/fodder I reason that too stop this from hurting I either need to divert and/or stop them, eliminating the velocity OR I need to remove all or nearly all mass. I decide to do both and blast them with my Cheese Puff Ball (CPB) laser and turn all the incoming shots into cheese balls thereby turning them into regular fodder instead of cannon fodder. In addition Invoke gravity too make all the cheese-balls fall to the ground.

A2~I fire the CBP laser at the newly stacks pile of cannon fodder and turn them all into regular fodder for eating, not for shooting.


A3~3/chair charging for chair is a go!

I expend tree CP, becoming the Lorax. I speak for the trees. Very loudly. Through a megaphone. Through a very loud speaker. Through a obnoxious audio filter. My speaking for the trees erupts from the speaker, incredibly loudly. The sheer force liquefies the Godmodder's eardrums and probably causes him to explode.

(x1)A conveniently timed L-Shaped Tube redirects the Cannonballs aimed at me into the Above!!

(x1)I then quickly define the above as Outer Space, specifically the Space just above a dead Earth, whose inhabitants might have gotten to power mad with Robotics, either way there’s a lot of space debris here and the Cannoballs happen to hit all of them back down into Descent, down from Above and hitting the rest of the Cannon Fodder. One of them happens to be a Bowling Pin, and thus a Reverse Strike Happens.

(x1)Charge Alpha. CP:3

QUOTE (JOEbob @ May 3 2020, 11:21 PM)

[3x] I aim the cannons at the Cannon Fodder. this is, after all, what Cannon Fodder is for: being hit by cannons instead of the important people! The cannon fodder is soon bombarded by the cannons. Since I didn't exist until after I started aiming the cannons, I don't need to counter the attacks. Or continue to exist afterwards.

The Cannons destroy 3 Cannon Fodders before the Godmodder stops them by pointing out that “fodder” also means “food”, and the name “Cannon Fodder” is a pun on how cannonballs might be said to be the food of cannons.

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 3 2020, 11:26 PM)

A1: The Floor steals their allotment of incoming cannonballs, countering them by virtue of abstractionmatter inventory captchalogue card shields catching each bullet! A2: The Floor unpockets the pocket dimension inside the Godmodder, somehow spraying the entire contents of said dimension in the Godmodder's various internal organs. This happens to include the text of Destroy A Godmodder in anvil-per-character format. A3: The Floor repockets the pocket dimension, shunting the Godmodder in it inside-out, causing them to be hit by all the anvils this time as the anvils were inside their innards which are now outside.

You counter the attack!

The Godmodder uses the mysterious voodoo doll power that is bodyguarding to shunt this attack onto a Cannon Fodder, inadvertently turning it into an impromptu grenade as the entire contents of the pocket dimension (which is actually only the anvils) appears inside it. Shrapnel flies everywhere.

The Godmodder does the same thing for this attack, killing another Cannon Fodder. The anvils, curiously, remain pristine, and the Godmodder puts them back in the pocket dimension.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ May 4 2020, 12:27 AM)

> The Godmodder answers “f’(x)ra” to question 1, reasoning that “-ra” is the past imperfect subjunctive tense modifier in Spanish. The Godmodder answers “Caecilius est dans horto. Servus est dans atrio. Cerberus est canis. Canis est dans domo.” to question 2, reasoning that “in” was the only English word in those sentences. The Godmodder creates a remote falling tree detector and a remote frequency analyzer, connects them to each other, and answers question 3 with the result. The Godmodder answers that it would take place in one Planck time to question 4, reasoning that due to the fact that there are an infinite number of monkeys, the chance that quantum fluctuations cause the condition to be fulfilled in that timeframe is 100%. The Godmodder answers 0 and 0 to question 5, reasoning that if the parallel Godmodders all answered the same thing as he did, then they would all be correct, so therefore it is the optimum answer. The Godmodder answers “A human” to question 6. That one was a guess. This goes on for 999 answers, and the Godmodder declines to answer the final bonus question, because it’s a bonus question and therefore not required. Action 1: Okay, those were really good answers, actually. I'll mark question 1 correct. Question 2 correct. Question 3 correct. Question 4 correct. Question 5... Sorry, Godmodder, you only get half a mark. If all Godmodders answer 0, there are two possibilities. Either 0 is the correct answer, and therefore the Godmodder is correct in all universes, and therefore the correct answer is 0. Or 0 is not the correct answer, and therefore the Godmodder is wrong in all universes, and therefore the correct answer is the number of universes created in which the Godmodder answered that question. Either possibility is equally circular, and so there's no way to tell which one is the case. Therefore, in order to get full marks, the Godmodder would have to have taken both possibilities into account. Then Question 6 is definitely incorrect: The human (assuming none of the mutations prevent the DNA from creating a functional human) is considered the compiled form of the program. The output of the program is what the human does with their life. And thanks to the Godmodder not having filled out any work earlier in the class, in order to pass the course he needed to have gotten every question right, including the bonus question. Looks like it's hard knocks time for him. ----- Counter: A cannibal cannonball flies out of nowhere and eats the cannonball aimed at me! ----- Action 2: I introduce a cannon to Homestuck^2. It realizes that there are so many things beyond cannon and quits its job. ----- Action 3: I charge 1 CP. ----- CP: 2.

Using the mysterious workings of the bureaucracy of the School of Hard Knocks, the Godmodder de-enrolls and enrolls a Cannon Fodder in his place. The Cannon Fodder does not survive the hard knocks.

The cannibal cannonball takes a big bite out of the cannonball flying at you, but the cannonball still hits you, dealing 1 damage!

The cannon looks fearfully at the Godmodder, unwilling to incur his wrath by quitting. No way is it risking being reforged into cannonballs because of one player action. But the Godmodder waves it on with a maniacal smile on his face, and the cannon leaves to go experience Homestuck. The current year is 1939, so the cannon will probably have some difficulty on that front.

QUOTE (Foodman @ May 4 2020, 01:28 AM)

A1~Looking at the incoming cannon balls/fodder I reason that too stop this from hurting I either need to divert and/or stop them, eliminating the velocity OR I need to remove all or nearly all mass. I decide to do both and blast them with my Cheese Puff Ball (CPB) laser and turn all the incoming shots into cheese balls thereby turning them into regular fodder instead of cannon fodder. In addition Invoke gravity too make all the cheese-balls fall to the ground. A2~I fire the CBP laser at the newly stacks pile of cannon fodder and turn them all into regular fodder for eating, not for shooting. A3~3/chair charging for chair is a go!

You counter the attack!

You transform one Cannon Fodder, but then the Godmodder sets up an anti-CPB-conversion shield.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ May 4 2020, 04:49 PM)

I expend tree CP, becoming the Lorax. I speak for the trees. Very loudly. Through a megaphone. Through a very loud speaker. Through a obnoxious audio filter. My speaking for the trees erupts from the speaker, incredibly loudly. The sheer force liquefies the Godmodder's eardrums and probably causes him to explode.

You fail to counter the attack, and take 2 damage!

The Godmodder plugs his ears with three Cannon Fodder, and they explode instead of him.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 4 2020, 04:56 PM)

(x1)A conveniently timed L-Shaped Tube redirects the Cannonballs aimed at me into the Above!! (x1)I then quickly define the above as Outer Space, specifically the Space just above a dead Earth, whose inhabitants might have gotten to power mad with Robotics, either way there’s a lot of space debris here and the Cannoballs happen to hit all of them back down into Descent, down from Above and hitting the rest of the Cannon Fodder. One of them happens to be a Bowling Pin, and thus a Reverse Strike Happens. (x1)Charge Alpha. CP:3

You counter the attack.

Space debris hits a Cannon Fodder, destroying it.

EoTB:

The Godmodder repurposes some of the machinery lying around into a foundry so as to slow the rate of Cannon Fodder destruction.

The remaining cannons fire again, targeting Nedben, Foodman, FlamingFlapjacks, and Paradoxdragonpaci, dealing 2 damage to each unless countered.
The foundry produces Cannon Fodder.

The Godmodder: “I wasn’t kidding about the return volley, you know.”

Godmodder: 39/40 HP

Cannons: 400/400 x 4 HP, 200 x 4 A (each consume 1 Cannon Fodder per shot)
Foundry: 1000/1000 HP, Summon Cannon Fodder * 4
Cannon Fodder: 100 x 9 HP (bodyguarding the Godmodder)

Nedben: 10/10 HP
Foodman: 10/10 HP
Splashcat: 9/10 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 8/10 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 10/10 HP
JOEbob: 10/10 HP

A1: The Floor counters the cannonballs with cast-iron volleyball players who do in fact return the volley to the Godmodder's court. Golems can do a lot of things.

A2: The Floor uses a voodoo doll to stab the Godmodder to pieces, which actually damages a Cannon Fodder instead due to existing protections.

A3: The Floor sprays the Godmodder with Godmodder Repellent. The repellent actually repels godmodders physically, pushgunning the Godmodder away at aerosol speeds...only for the bodyguards to catch the spray instead, causing the Godmodder to vibrate rapidly as if crushed between the repulsion fields of several interdiction torches.

I scream about the trees into my megaphone-speaker-necronomicon combination, liquefying the cannonballs mid flight. Then I plant a tree and wait.

Action 1: I deposit the Foundry in the Lost and Found-ry. It crash lands on a mysterious island and gets killed by a smoke monster.

Action 2: I open a charity to feed starving gremlins with the help of generously donated machinery parts from the Foundry.

Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

"Sorry about the lack of volley, I'm still charging for a summon. You can have your volley next turn."

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CP: 3.

A1~ I fire The CPB laser at the air infront of the incoming cannon fodder impacting the air infront of it creating an wall of cheese puff, granted on its own this is not very effective at stopping much of anything. However it does obscure line of sight and as such i take 5 steps sidewards and move out of line-of fire of the shots.

A2~ I fill the foundry with itching powder completely too the top rending it useless and very difficult to clean out without an extreme amount of irritation, also this particular brand of itching powder happens to be a bit acidic, so eventually the foundry will just cease to exist.

A3~ 4/chair~!

+3 cp in case i decide to join the game properly and remain in the future.

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 5 2020, 07:18 AM)

A1: The Floor counters the cannonballs with cast-iron volleyball players who do in fact return the volley to the Godmodder's court. Golems can do a lot of things. A2: The Floor uses a voodoo doll to stab the Godmodder to pieces, which actually damages a Cannon Fodder instead due to existing protections. A3: The Floor sprays the Godmodder with Godmodder Repellent. The repellent actually repels godmodders physically, pushgunning the Godmodder away at aerosol speeds...only for the bodyguards to catch the spray instead, causing the Godmodder to vibrate rapidly as if crushed between the repulsion fields of several interdiction torches.

You counter the attack!

You stab a Cannon Fodder to pieces.

Let’s see… you’re trying to spray the Godmodder with Godmodder Repellent, a chemical that physically repels Godmodders, so therefore he would be pushed away from you very fast, except the Cannon Fodder catch the spray instead, so therefore the Godmodder would be pushed away from them and out of their bodyguarding very fast…
But the Godmodder counters by transferring the Godmodder Repellent-induced momentum into a Cannon Fodder, sending it smashing through the wall of the factory as if it had been shot out of a cannon, removing it from the battlefield!
The Godmodder squints at the newly created hole.
The Godmodder: “It’s… still increasing in altitude? Because… it has a constant source of new momentum. Huh. This will probably not have future repercussions.”

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ May 5 2020, 03:49 PM)

I scream about the trees into my megaphone-speaker-necronomicon combination, liquefying the cannonballs mid flight. Then I plant a tree and wait.

You counter the attack!

You plant a tree. What does it do?

QUOTE (Splashcat @ May 5 2020, 07:17 PM)

Action 1: I deposit the Foundry in the Lost and Found-ry. It crash lands on a mysterious island and gets killed by a smoke monster. Action 2: I open a charity to feed starving gremlins with the help of generously donated machinery parts from the Foundry. Action 3: I charge 1 CP. "Sorry about the lack of volley, I'm still charging for a summon. You can have your volley next turn." ----- CP: 3.

250 damage to the Foundry.

QUOTE (Foodman @ May 5 2020, 11:54 PM)

A1~ I fire The CPB laser at the air infront of the incoming cannon fodder impacting the air infront of it creating an wall of cheese puff, granted on its own this is not very effective at stopping much of anything. However it does obscure line of sight and as such i take 5 steps sidewards and move out of line-of fire of the shots. A2~ I fill the foundry with itching powder completely too the top rending it useless and very difficult to clean out without an extreme amount of irritation, also this particular brand of itching powder happens to be a bit acidic, so eventually the foundry will just cease to exist. A3~ 4/chair~!

You counter the attack!

The Godmodder casts a cleaning spell to remove the itching powder, but not before it deals 100 damage to the foundry.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ May 6 2020, 04:41 PM)

+3 cp in case i decide to join the game properly and remain in the future.

Acknowledged.

EoTB:

The Godmodder sighs, and gestures for the cannons to hold fire.
The foundry produces Cannon Fodder.

The Godmodder (deadpan tone): “Seriously? Are you telling me that the only type of entity you’re capable of creating is political campaign teams? I ask because Foundry Supervisor is an at-referendum elected position, and I’m not confident you’d vote without your own political campaign teams to remind you.”

Godmodder: 39/40 HP

Referendum to call a Foundry Supervisor election: 0/3 votes. Or was the Godmodder being sarcastic?

Cannons: 400/400 x 4 HP, 200 x 4 A (each consume 1 Cannon Fodder per shot)
Foundry: 650/1000 HP, Summon Cannon Fodder * 4
Cannon Fodder: 100/100 x 11 HP (bodyguarding the Godmodder)

Nedben: 10/10 HP
Foodman: 10/10 HP
Splashcat: 9/10 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 8/10 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 10/10 HP
JOEbob: 10/10 HP