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 Destroy the Godmodder: Simulating
TotallyNotDagoth
 Posted: Apr 11 2020, 09:27 PM
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huh.

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With the sticks and wood in hand, I begin by fashioning a Wooden Axe (to make the wood cutting easier) and a Wooden Pickax. I then use the Wooden Pickax to harvest some suitably sized stones and use THOSE to make a Stone Pickax!

In the meantime, I don't like the Wire-Scale's vemon. So I immediately begin to wrestle it, dealing as much damage as possible...

And with my last action, procuring some of the venom! Next turn I plan on using this baby to make some anti-venom/antidotes!


You make a Stone Pickaxe!

You wrestle the Wire-Scale, and manage to deal 60 damage to it before it slithers out of your grasp!

You acquire some of the Code Venom! Making anti-venom may not be easy, this stuff looks rather complex....

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[1x] I pick up a couple of the nearby mountains and move them so that my wall is nestled between them, and harder to pick out and target.
[1x] I add a stone slime to the wall, a special species of slime which builds things out of its own material which it creates infinitely, increasing the walls regeneration.
[1x] I cover the wall in nanomotile, mechanical, microblades, so that anything touching the wall will be ground down into nothing over time. so, +thorns.


You hide the wall between two mountains!

You increase the Walls Hp generation to 650 per turn! At this point I’m going to start decreasing the amount the Wall is allowed to gain HP because I don’t it’s gonna get insane.

You add +Thorns to the wall!

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[1x] I use the World's Largest Marshmallow as a trampoline to get to a high point, at which point I use my high ground to pelt the Godmodder with peanuts.

[2x] I charge.

[ENTITY] The World's Largest Marshmallow will body-slam the Wire-Scale.

CP: 2


The Godmodder is unaffected by peanuts hitting him, but he does get curious as to what they taste like. He grows a mouth and eats some...only to find out he has a crippling peanut allergy! 5 damage!

Your entity will do as you say.

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[1A] While continuing to build up speed, I pick a mountain nearby and throw a hammer at it, shattering it into triangles. These triangles quickly reform themselves into a much lower-poly mountain. This...doesn't really do much right now, but it'll come in handy later.

CP: 4


You make a low polygon mountain!

END OF TURN BATTLE:

The Worlds Largest Marshmallow bodyslams the Wire-Scale, dealing 50 damage! In retaliation, the Wire-Scale uses it’s attack this turn on the marshmallow, biting into it and dealing 200 damage, injecting its venom as well!

The Godmodders body lines suddenly start glowing green and he looks in a random direction. He takes off to the sky and starts flying towards that direction! Wonder where he’s going off to....

Pro-Godmodder:
The Godmodder: 44/50 (Away from Battlefield)
Wire-Scale: 4,890/5,000 HP 500 Atk Abilities: Code Venom-Attacked entities are dealt 100 damage for two turns
Anti-Godmodder:
Tree: 1,000/1,000 HP Regens 50 HP (up to max) per turn
Wall: 4,800/4,800 HP Gains 650 HP per turn Status: On Fire+Thorns: Deals 200 damage to attackers Hidden-Decreases chance of being attacked!
Drawings: 1,000/1,000 HP 100 Atk
The World’s Largest Marshmallow: 2,800/3,000 HP 300 Atk Code-Venom: Takes 100 damage for 2 more turns
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 Posted: Apr 11 2020, 09:36 PM
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Alistair Dragovich
 Posted: Apr 11 2020, 09:55 PM
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With my Stone Pickaxe, I begin to mine deep into the mountain, but while I do so, I am also thinking hard about the Code Venom's properties!

You see... I HAVE A COMPUTER SCIENCE BACHELOR DEGREE! Therefore, I'm more well equipped than most to actually understand code, and therefore can reduce the difficulty of making an Anti-Venom!

In fact, I use the stone I've mined plus some of the gunk (for adhesive purposes) to fashion together a CRUDE RESEARCH TABLE! I'd do a whole station, but I need more thingamabobs and tools to make it more than a fancy stone shed.

Unfortunately, establishing my Computer Science Degree as a valid thing counts as an Action, so I'll have to work on that venom next turn.

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JOEbob
 Posted: Apr 12 2020, 06:45 AM
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[1x] I shine a spotlight on the Godmodder. wait, that's not a spotlight, that's a tractor beam! He gets yanked back towards the battlefield!
[2x] +2 CP.
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 Posted: Apr 14 2020, 08:10 PM
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eh.
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With my Stone Pickaxe, I begin to mine deep into the mountain, but while I do so, I am also thinking hard about the Code Venom's properties!

You see... I HAVE A COMPUTER SCIENCE BACHELOR DEGREE! Therefore, I'm more well equipped than most to actually understand code, and therefore can reduce the difficulty of making an Anti-Venom!

In fact, I use the stone I've mined plus some of the gunk (for adhesive purposes) to fashion together a CRUDE RESEARCH TABLE! I'd do a whole station, but I need more thingamabobs and tools to make it more than a fancy stone shed.

Unfortunately, establishing my Computer Science Degree as a valid thing counts as an Action, so I'll have to work on that venom next turn.

You create a CRUDE RESEARCH TABLE! It will help you produce Anti-Venom, along with general...research-y...stuff. Yeah.
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[1x] I shine a spotlight on the Godmodder. wait, that's not a spotlight, that's a tractor beam! He gets yanked back towards the battlefield!
[2x] +2 CP.


As the tractor beam starts pulling The Godmodder back towards the Battlefield, he pulls out his own tractor beam! He turns it on...and shoots a whole-ass tractor at your tractor beam, destroying it and allowing him to continue unimpeded!

END OF TURN BATTLE
The Worlds Largest Marshmallow takes 100 damage from the Code Venom!

The Drawings rush forwards and attack the Wire-Scale, overwhelming it and dealing 100 damage! The Wire-Scale sings it’s fangs into them in retaliation, dealing 500 damage and injecting its venom into them!

Pro-Godmodder:
The Godmodder: 44/50 (Away from Battlefield)
Wire-Scale: 4,890/5,000 HP 500 Atk Abilities: Code Venom-Attacked entities are dealt 100 damage for two turns
Anti-Godmodder:
Tree: 1,000/1,000 HP Regens 50 HP (up to max) per turn
Wall: 5,450/5,450 HP Gains 650 HP per turn Status: On Fire+Thorns: Deals 200 damage to attackers Hidden-Decreases chance of being attacked!
Drawings: 500/1,000 HP 100 Atk Code-Venom: Takes 100 damage for 2 more turns
The World’s Largest Marshmallow: 2,700/3,000 HP 300 Atk Code-Venom: Takes 100 damage for 1 more turn
Crude Research Table: 2,000/2,000 HP
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 Posted: Apr 14 2020, 08:21 PM
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[1x] except for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction! the Godmodders own tractor beam's recoil pushes him into a trampoline, which pushes him back to the battlefield! As he tumbles through the air, the malfunctioning tractor beam fires tractors whenever he's facing away from the battlefield, causing him to careen through the air until he comes back (the off switching being mysteriously melted, naturally)!
[1x] +1 CP
[1x] I plate the wall with indestructium at random intervals, giving a chance for any given attack on it to fail- functionally, a dodge chance!
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 Posted: Apr 14 2020, 09:39 PM
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Alistair Dragovich
 Posted: Apr 15 2020, 05:26 AM
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Using the power of my COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE and THE CRUDE RESEARCH TABLE, I proceed to do a SCIENCE! on the Anti-Code Venom! This is super important, so I spend 2 Actions on this effort!

For my third Action, I give my brain a break and proceed to go back to mining - and in doing so I mine up a ton of coal! Which is useful - the mineshaft was starting to get too dark to see in there!

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 Posted: Apr 15 2020, 08:12 PM
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[1x] except for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction! the Godmodders own tractor beam's recoil pushes him into a trampoline, which pushes him back to the battlefield! As he tumbles through the air, the malfunctioning tractor beam fires tractors whenever he's facing away from the battlefield, causing him to careen through the air until he comes back (the off switching being mysteriously melted, naturally)!
[1x] +1 CP
[1x] I plate the wall with indestructium at random intervals, giving a chance for any given attack on it to fail- functionally, a dodge chance!


The Godmodder is unable to stop himself from slamming back onto the ground because of his malfunctioning tractor beam! When he lands, he makes a comically Godmodder shaped hole and takes 4 damage!

As you attempt to upgrade the wall you hear a loud mechanical voice come from the sky.

WARNING. OP SCALE LIMIT IS SURPASSING. FURTHER UPGRADING TO THIS ENTITY IS LOCKING.


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heh.

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Using the power of my COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE and THE CRUDE RESEARCH TABLE, I proceed to do a SCIENCE! on the Anti-Code Venom! This is super important, so I spend 2 Actions on this effort!

For my third Action, I give my brain a break and proceed to go back to mining - and in doing so I mine up a ton of coal! Which is useful - the mineshaft was starting to get too dark to see in there!


You create the Code Anti-Venom! However, you only have four doses, so you are only able to use it four times!

You keep digging!

END OF TURN BATTLE:

The Drawings and The WLMarshmallow take 100 damage from the Code venom, which is now flushed out of the WLMarshmallows system! Wire-Scale attacks the Drawings, and kills them!

In retaliation the WLMarshmallow once more attacks the Wire Scale for 300 damage!

The Godmodder, seeing the AGs won’t let him leave, pulls a small, antennae looking device out of his chest and presses it. It emits a droning noise. Whatever it is you can’t seem to target it, so you’ll have to prepare to face whatever he’s using it for.

Pro-Godmodder:
The Godmodder: 40/50
Wire-Scale: 4,590/5,000 HP 500 Atk Abilities: Code Venom-Attacked entities are dealt 100 damage for two turns
Anti-Godmodder:
Tree: 1,000/1,000 HP Regens 50 HP (up to max) per turn
Wall: 6,100/6,100 HP Gains 650 HP per turn Status: On Fire+Thorns: Deals 200 damage to attackers Hidden-Decreases chance of being attacked!
The World’s Largest Marshmallow: 2,600/3,000 HP 300 Atk Code-Venom: Takes 100 damage for 1 more turn
Crude Research Table: 2,000/2,000 HP
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 Posted: Apr 15 2020, 08:28 PM
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TO use my coal effectively, I begin by harvesting some sticks and leaves from my tree - taking the most sickly ones so as to minimize damage from the tree.

I then combine them to make a massive pile of torches! Now I can light up the Mines to dig deeper!

I also give the Crude Research Table a small fire to allow for heat and burning based testing, increasing its effectiveness!

The Godmodder worries me though... I'll have to see if I can dig up something I can use to deal with them next turn...

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 Posted: Apr 16 2020, 07:19 AM
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[2x] +2 CP.
[1x] I fire an incomprehensibly huge anti-memetic storm of fire at the Godmodder! Since it's antimemetic, he can't detect it. Since he's probably immune to fire, it doesn't hurt him. But this fire is so hot that anything the Godmodder is Holding would just so happen to melt or burn into scrap or ash. I didn't target that hypothetical object which may or may not be emitting a droning noise, of course; I just preformed an attack on the Godmodder with an unfortunately large area of effect and risk of collateral damage (Which I made sure was not aimed at any Targetable being other then the Godmodder, naturally), which will likely destroy the Godmodder's thingy he retrieved from his chest.
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