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 Destroy the Karpmodder!
hungry visitor
 Posted: Jul 2 2019, 01:25 PM
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THat is the SPIRIT!!!

Now that we are 4, we are the POWER VISITORS!

Hungry visitor Red

Hungry visitor Yellow

Hungry visitor Pink

And Hungry visitor Blue

COMA-BINE x3 CHARGE!!!

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did we succeed?

Hmm... either that or the godmodder is faking the coma
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 Posted: Jul 2 2019, 01:44 PM
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I eat some eggs on toast.

This primarily serves to make me not hunger for eggs on toast.
which removes any parts of HV that may be in me.
since I'm the only thing that definitely isn't HV, that means everything else in the word might be HV.
So with a bit of probability manipulation, everything but me turns into HV.
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Alistair Dragovich
 Posted: Jul 2 2019, 02:10 PM
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I stare. I reread what I did. I reread the response. I read what I did again. I contact the game master. They point out the extra terror. I look again.

I then completely FLIP MY SHIT.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL KARMPMODDERING NUTCASE FANATASY IS THIS!? WHEN DID THAT THRICE ACCURSED, FOUL SMELLING, EXTRANEOUSLY REDUNDANT TERROR COME FROM!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

I rage so hard that my Anger, which was leaking out, now becomes tangible energy that is flowing out! This, unfortunately, causes reality to rewrite its laws for a few seconds! And due to having far more rage than anything else in existence, the Karpmodder and his Boss summon, the Annihilatron, both take obscene amounts of damage!

Wait, why did the Karpmodder take damage, you ask? Simple. All the unholy power of Ragequitting had to be stored somewhere. That turned into energy, which exploded inside of him!

As for the Annihilatron, it simply was designed to be as angry as possible to do it's job of Annihilation properly.

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FlamingFlapjacks
 Posted: Jul 2 2019, 02:44 PM
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I check with the supervisor that the below action is OK. If it's not, I instead ONLY hire player interns.
Players Incorporated, with my help, builds up their headquarters! I reverse-engineer the Godmodder's stuff to make a (x) Annihilator! It's a huge cannon that will target (x), which will be whatever entity on the field is the most powerful at the moment! It deals lotsa damage... but can only attack whenever its energy bar is full. The bar can only be filled by player and entity help, but whenever it's filled, the (x) Annihilator will blast the most powerful PG entity for incredible damage!
I also hire a few player interns. They sit on the sidelines, watching the ongoing battle, learning how to be good players.

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 Posted: Jul 2 2019, 05:52 PM
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(x2)I bless the Rains in Africa and by that I meant I heal Rain Dragon
(x1)I begin hacking the Attack shields
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SirNatureWriter
 Posted: Jul 2 2019, 10:01 PM
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A dwarven engineer walks out from a portal with a man in a green suit, a representative from The Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0 .

"So, this is where the new site's going to be?"
"Yep! Here's the price we agreed on."

The dwarven engineer quickly constructs a small wagon slightly, but not very, removed from the battlefield, and then leaves the battlefield.

With that, the man in the green suit, which I will now be referring to in the first person, steps into the wagon and sets the sign to open.

1/2 for Miner Problem.
2/2 for Miner Problem!

A dwarf with a pickaxe flies from the machine, sets up a "for hire" sign, and leans against the wagon.

"Ah yes, for those of you who don't know, I summon allies who fight for the highest bidder! Every turn charging you offer will yield 1 credit, and the person who donates the most credits at the end will win the auction! If there is a tie or nobody gains credits, the item goes up for sale for its full charge amount, and can be purchased with credits at a later date."

I then begin work on another project.
1/10 for Eye for an Eye.

Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0

1/10 for Eye for an eye
Minimum Cost: 1
Maximum Cost: 5

Credits:
No current credits

For Hire:
Dwarven Miner: 2 credits.

[Credits to Pionoplayer, the first shopkeep in CTG]

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