Oh, haha, very funny. You didn't make my attack do anything because I didn't attack, I just told it it had died once. Well then, I make my story of how the Troll Face died reality by kicking it into Meme Run, where a ton of memes run in an open area for a while. And by a ton I mean every single meme ever created. The Troll Face is trampled repeatedly until the end of time.

Originally posted on 2015-08-11 19:53:00

It...it actually exists...

Originally posted on 2015-08-11 23:37:00

Why?
Just why...

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 00:38:00

I decide to woo the Lovemodder in the black quadrant, by starting up a fearsome rivalry with him. To kick it off, I capture one of his love-stealing spaceships and seduce all the minions on it. "Your move."

I also start an Alchlovey. Contraception Pill && Heart Shaped Candy Box: ?/?

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 02:54:00

QUOTE (TwinBuilder @ (time=1439310846))

First reply! I summon Saxton "Hot Anal Sex" Hale and tell him the Lovemodder is a hippie. (Hint: Saxton Hale LOVES hippies.)

Saxton Hale summoned! The godmodder takes no offense at your remark, and instead YOU turn into a hippie!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1439315984))

Wtfdid I just read. I give the lovemodder a truck full of chocolate hearts.

A future historical document.

The lovemodder eats all the chocolate hearts, including the wrappers, and the truck! He is unaffected...

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1439332656))

It...it actually exists...

Every day we stray further from god's light.

I'm just happy to do my part.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1439336305))

Why? Just why...

Wynaut?

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1439344499))

I decide to woo the Lovemodder in the black quadrant, by starting up a fearsome rivalry with him. To kick it off, I capture one of his love-stealing spaceships and seduce all the minions on it. "Your move." I also start an Alchlovey. Contraception Pill && Heart Shaped Candy Box: ?/?

You start wooing the godmodder! He ignores you for now... one ship is insignificant to him.

You take control of a Lovemodding Inc. Spaceship!

Contraception Pill && Heart Shaped Candy Box = Contraceptive Candies [Level 2: 1/3]

End of Turn Seduction

Saxton Hale first runs towards the Lovemodder, but is quickly knocked back with the Breakhammer. Hale also takes 2,500 damage from this.

Saxton Hale turns to the hippified Twin, and immediately falls in love. Hale appears behind him, and [REDACTED]. Twin is stunned, and his attacks may fail for a short while.

The seduced lovemodding ship makes Saxton Hale's love powers weaker, dealing 1,500 damage.

Lovefield

Lovemodder [PL]: 100/100 WP

Saxton Hale [N]: 6,000/10,000 WP

Seduced Lovemodding Ship [AL]: 5,000/5,000 WP

Twinbuilder [AL]: Stunned

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 04:12:00

Wh-

...Whhyy?

Why would you create this horror?

...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

BONES FOR THE BONEHOARD!

I summon the Beast Skalewyrm to cleanse this abomination!

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 06:05:00

Huh.

So this is the true face of DTG.

Terrific.

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 06:51:00

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1439358667))

Huh. So this is the true face of DTG. Terrific.

Feathered, we're all completely mad. You didn't notice before?

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 14:21:00

I... What... Why...

I fire a vague seduction of vagueness at the Lovemodder that does a vague amount of vague damage.

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 15:12:00

We dont have any female usersz on here, do we? This battle would be easier with some.

I give the Lovemodder a torch and the twilight series and tell him to have at it. Unknowingly, the book hes burning is infact the death note, with his name in it. Soon, the lovemodder witll immolate himself, thinking he is burning the worst ship of all time.

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 15:40:00

Why are people even giving this the dignity of playing this?

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 17:13:00

I HATE EVERYONE!
(So I'm neutral)

AND I HATE THE LOVEMODDER THE MOST!!!

I START MAILING HATE MAIL FROM MAILES AWAY!!!

MR. ANGRY MAN!!! 1/20

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 18:27:00

Wtf is this, facepunch?

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 20:01:00

QUOTE (Ampersand @ (time=1439355914))

Wh- ...Whhyy? Why would you create this horror? ... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BONES FOR THE BONEHOARD! I summon the Beast Skalewyrm to cleanse this abomination!

Beast Skalewyrm summoned!

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1439358667))

Huh. So this is the true face of DTG. Terrific.

Indeed.

QUOTE (TwinBuilder @ (time=1439388736))

I... What... Why... I fire a vague seduction of vagueness at the Lovemodder that does a vague amount of vague damage.

This is so vague, the lovemodder doesn't know to prevent it!

1 damage!

+10,000 XP

QUOTE (Lord Herobrine @ (time=1439390435))

We dont have any female usersz on here, do we? This battle would be easier with  some. I give the Lovemodder a torch and the twilight series and tell him to have at it. Unknowingly, the book hes burning is infact the death note, with his name in it. Soon, the lovemodder witll immolate himself, thinking he is burning the worst ship of all time.

The lovemodder is bi, so its irrelevant.

The lovemodder is immune to normal attacks! Also, I'm pretty sure that's not how the Death Note works...

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1439396019))

Why are people even giving this the dignity of playing this?

Because they see the light.

QUOTE (ProofofconcepT @ (time=1439400443))

I HATE EVERYONE! (So I'm neutral) AND I HATE THE LOVEMODDER THE MOST!!! I START MAILING HATE MAIL FROM MAILES AWAY!!! MR. ANGRY MAN!!! 1/20

1,000 damage to all entities!

+3,000 XP

QUOTE (5l1n65h07 @ (time=1439406064))

Wtf is this, facepunch?

What that.

End of Turn Lovefest

Twin recovers from his stun!

The lovemodder ships the lovemodding ship and the beast skalewyrm, they crash into each other for 3,000 damage each!

Saxton Hale runs at the lovemodder again, but fails to do anything.

The two AL entities team up to finish off Saxton Hale!

Lovefield

Lovemodder [PL]: 99/100 WP

Seduced Lovemodding Ship [AL]: 1,000/5,000 WP

Beast Skalewyrm [AL]: 3,500/7,500 WP

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 22:06:00

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1439385683))

Feathered, we're all completely mad. You didn't notice before?

Good point.

I now need to apply ridiculous amounts of bleach to my brain.



Originally posted on 2015-08-12 22:58:00

I treat the lovemodder to a week of love making.

Originally posted on 2015-08-12 23:15:00

I send a mysterious letter to the lovemodder

Roses are red
Voilets are blue
I want you dead
I HATE YOU!!!

MR ANGRY MAN!!! 2/20

Another mysterious message appears by twin

"Secret Code : A= 2 B= 1 C =4 D=3 Etc.
Destroy this letter"



Originally posted on 2015-08-13 01:18:00

I destroy the letter.

I slap the Lovemodder, kick him, stab his legs, pin him to the ground, chainsaw his ribs off, stomp on his head, smother avacado over him, cut off both his middle fingers, shove them up his butt, smash a bag of flour on him, squirt lemon juice in his eyes, give him a healthy dose of grenade in his mouth, chainsaw his tongue off, feed him a fried watermelon, fill his nose up with gunpowder, light the gunpowder, smash his skull apart with a tsar bomba, extract his brain, eat it, flip him over, chainsaw his skin off, steal his spine, hammer screws into his kidneys, hedge chopper his kidneys off, overfill his bladder, chainsaw his crotch off, stab his intestines out, hack his limbs off, rip his testies off, cactus his heart out, rip his stomach out, take the body parts, make then into a very inaccurate crash test dummy filled with C4, pour gasoline on it, coil it in det cords, light the det cords, blow the C4, burn the gasoline, pile the bits and peices along with the remaining body parts from the start, cover it in thermite, set off the thermite, call in an orbital ion strike on it, set off the tsar bomba from before, blow up the planet, throw the bits into the sun, throw the sun in a super nova explosion, throw the super nova into a black hole, throw the black hole into a white hole, throw the white hole into a purple hole, throw the purple hole into a Big Bang, implode the universe, remove the universe from the timeline, destroy multiverse, remove the multiverse from the timeline, remove the timeline from the timeline, and then shoot the Lovemodder in the head with a M82A1 just to make sure.

The Lovemodder thinks that I am so powerful and amazing because of this massive chain attack that he is completely seduced by it!

Originally posted on 2015-08-13 16:21:00

I buff Twin with a staff of buffing.

I poke the lovemodder into the void.

Originally posted on 2015-08-13 23:23:00

I order the Scalewyrm to quote "Fuck shit up" unquote, and watch as it burns basically all the things with a high-density ferrous particle beam while flying around overhead with me riding on top wielding flipped birds akimbo.

I then jump three hundred feet to the ground and punch the Lovemodder in his sensitive bits with some brass knuckles.

Originally posted on 2015-08-14 03:40:00