AGH SHIT, OWOWOW!

I smash the imp over the head using my remote. I can’t alchemize anything yet, due to the Punch Designix not being placed, but I can definitely place Ender’s designix, and do so.

kF: Holy SHIT, Ender! I had no idea your dad was such a badass!
kF: My aunt just reads FANTASY NOVELS and works on her collection of SWASHBUCKLING PIRATES.

So that's what the glowy stuff is for. Magic crafting.
I need more.

I run down a flight of stairs, taking only a second to grab and equip a baseball as well as a scarf before reaching the bottom floor. Assuming that there are indeed enemies around there, I dump my marbles (including the marble nail) onto the floor in front of them and prepare to strife.

(In the back of my mind, I question the location of my miniature pet tiger. The one that Dad won in a game of blackjack however long ago.)

The newly leveled up Squire Ascendant takes a glance at his phone to see his friend, Al. Then, he just barely avoids dropping his phone, as he sees Al seem to die. He tries his best to not panic, and tries to think through what to do. Then, sees the frogsprite! He recalls what the things seem to do, and wonders whether they can do it twice. He decides he has no choice, and, pulling a chunk of floor up under Al, and using it as a platform to toss Al's limp body into the sprite. He then looks back up to see the imps in front of him, a look of anger on his face, and his lightsaber showing flickering hints of red.

I run downstairs and try to make my way through all the SWASHBUCKLING PIRATE MERCHANDISE and the stacks of FANTASY NOVELS. If I encounter imps, I smash them over the head with the remote.

kF: I think he’s in the kitchen. Anyhoo, I just deployed this “punch designix” thingy.
kF: FF hasn’t deployed mine yet. I hope he finishes up soon.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 28 2019, 01:33 AM)

The Knight begins rushing around. In his haste, he throws the code for his Dragon Ball Poster && Lightsaber, together through the alchemy process, and gets an Anime Lightsaber. He then quickly rushes towards the imps, ignites his new weapon, and cleanly severs the nearest two imps' heads from their bodies.

You get the ANIME LIGHTSABER,after the haste in the Alchemiter led to you using the || function instead,-16 Grist.

With this amount of Animeness..you instantly decapitate 1 while another gets sent to the Shadow Realm by your Father
2 Imps left
1 of the Imps tried to do something funny and attack your Father, unfortunately this led to it falling for your Father's Trap Card and all imps take 2 damage each
The Father would take 2 Damage but it's completely blocked by his FATHERLY AEGIS
Unfortunately, you have no such protection and take 1 damage from the other Imp
Imp1:3/5 HP
Imp2:3/5 HP
Ender:29/30 HP
Father:???/??? HP

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jun 28 2019, 03:23 AM)

I pant, smiling.  I high five my Mom, just so I don't leave her hanging.  Then I notice something. Oh look, the FrogSprite has come to me! "Uh, hey there froggy... frog." "Ribbit." Truly, a riveting conversation. ...Ba-bump Ba-bump I stumble, grabbing onto a nearby piece of furniture.  An intense, bad feeling overcomes me. BA-BUMP "M-Mom?" I say, tears starting to flow down my eyes. "I... I love you... I'm sorry I can't help you with Lil' Bro... I... I hope he isn't scared..." I sniffle.  Was I really this weak, that I can't provide my Mom some comfort despite... "I... I'm scared. I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry." For some reason- instinct maybe?- I reach out tot he FROGSPRITE. "I don't want to go!" And then, in front of his own Mom and the Sprite... BA-BEEEEEEEP! (Action Summary: Action 1: FROGSPRITE has joined the party! A loyal X1 Prototyped Sprite. Next to a Mom who will naturally do anything for her child. Action 2: Established that I have a LITTLE BROTHER. He can't really speak, and needs support from Mom and his older brother to survive! Free Action: I plea to the Frogsprite for help! Secret Action: I pay the Price.)

You pay the Price...and Die on the Spot...Actions will resolve at the end of turn.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 28 2019, 01:28 PM)

AGH SHIT, OWOWOW! I smash the imp over the head using my remote. I can’t alchemize anything yet, due to the Punch Designix not being placed, but I can definitely place Ender’s designix, and do so. kF: Holy SHIT, Ender! I had no idea your dad was such a badass! kF: My aunt just reads FANTASY NOVELS and works on her collection of SWASHBUCKLING PIRATES.

//Assume that everyone placed their Punch Designx already,otherwise this first part would be really a slog.
You kill the Imp.VICTORY!!
+2 EXP and +5 Grist!!You are also fully healed!!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 28 2019, 04:45 PM)

So that's what the glowy stuff is for. Magic crafting. I need more. I run down a flight of stairs, taking only a second to grab and equip a baseball as well as a scarf before reaching the bottom floor. Assuming that there are indeed enemies around there, I dump my marbles (including the marble nail) onto the floor in front of them and prepare to strife. (In the back of my mind, I question the location of my miniature pet tiger. The one that Dad won in a game of blackjack however long ago.)

You manage to clear out the first 2 Imps on the next Level instantly !! However,the lone Imp also takes notice of your location and leaps towards you !! He takes 3 damage from stepping on the various marbles and marble nails,but he still manages to land a glancing blow for 2 Damage...this should be easy

Imp3:2/5 HP
TOG 28/30 HP

(You realise that the Tiger is probably in the Backyard somewhere...)

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 28 2019, 11:56 PM)

The newly leveled up Squire Ascendant takes a glance at his phone to see his friend, Al. Then, he just barely avoids dropping his phone, as he sees Al seem to die. He tries his best to not panic, and tries to think through what to do. Then, sees the frogsprite! He recalls what the things seem to do, and wonders whether they can do it twice. He decides he has no choice, and, pulling a chunk of floor up under Al, and using it as a platform to toss Al's limp body into the sprite. He then looks back up to see the imps in front of him, a look of anger on his face, and his lightsaber showing flickering hints of red.

Actions will resolve at the end of turn,.Animeness Stat:2

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 30 2019, 01:17 PM)

I run downstairs and try to make my way through all the SWASHBUCKLING PIRATE MERCHANDISE and the stacks of FANTASY NOVELS. If I encounter imps, I smash them over the head with the remote. kF: I think he’s in the kitchen. Anyhoo, I just deployed this “punch designix” thingy. kF: FF hasn’t deployed mine yet. I hope he finishes up soon.

You encounter another IMP...for some odd reason he's damaged already...and you killed it already,Great!!
VICTO--Oh wait another IMP has climbed up a NOVEL STACK and is asserting the HIGH GROUND!!For some reason,he's slightly more hurt then the other one before it

IMP2:3/5 HP(has the high ground)
Keane:30/30 HP


—END OF TURN—

The Prince is Dead, he has paid the Price of Oblivion.His Mom measures his pulse...then, trembling, gives a last kiss to remember him.
Ender places his dead waking self into the Sprite...
FrogLastairSprite Created!!
You open your eyes, and realise that you’re now one with your Sprite, you now know plenty about the Game, especially of your Land Quest.you’re now Empowered by the Reward,Gaining 20 EXP and a special Flavour Text ability:You can destroy the laws of Cause and Effect.Go Crazy

You awaken in a room atop a Golden Spire, the last thing you remember is...your Death ??

//Alastair’s Dream Self And Sprite Self are both active,he may take 1 action and 1 Bonus action for EACH of them in EACH Post

The kid smirks as he gives the Imp a shove, sending them tumbling down a flight of stairs to their death.
The kid returns all marbles to his inventory and nabs the glowy things dropped by that imp.

They then head outside to find the Tiger.

The Knight in training continues his steely glare at the imps, his eyes looking like quadrilaterals somewhere between a trapezoid and a scalene triangle. (Translation, angry anime eyes.) He then rushes towards the remaining imps. He performs a stab, aligned so that both of them get impaled. As they stand there, he yells out, "CEREBRAL BISECTION SLASH!!!!", and then pulls the blade upwards, cutting the imps' heads in half cleanly. Then, his eyes having a dulling glare as he moves, he checks in, and swiftly his expression softens as he sees Al in sprite form.

I see that FF managed to place my Designix down here... on top of the mantel. God DAMMIT. At least I can climb up the books to get to it.

Which reminds me. I topple the stack of novels over to get the imp to fall towards me. Then I hit it with my Woo Remote like a baseball bat, while chatting with FF and Ender.

KF: DaMMiT.
KF: FF put my Punch Designix on top of the mantel.

As a Sprite I float awkwardly, almost stumbling. "Wh-wha? How did... what happened?"

But then I get a fierce hug from my Mom. She's scared and confused, so I comfort her by hugging her back. I also use my SPRITELY POWERS to heal us both from the damage done.

Once the embrace is done, I take a moment to chat with her about what's going on, what I need to do next, and show her how to Alchemize items. I do so by doing the following Alchemy:

RUSTY SHOVEL || NEARLY BUSTED LAPTOP

Meanwhile, on the Moon of Prospit, I stumble, confused. Didn't I just die? How did I die? Am I in Heaven?

I leave the room, which is decorated with all sorts of letters and the floors covered in programming code scrawled on paper. I just... wander around until I find someone or something to ask questions - where am I, why am I here, what is going on, and so forth.

As I do so... I realize that I don't know if I have my sylladex and check it.

(ACTION SUMMARY:
Action 1: Heal myself and MOM with SPRITE POWERED HUG.
Bonus Action 1: Alchemize RUSTY SHOVEL || NEARLY BUSTED LAPTOP

Action 2: Explore Prospit until I find a Loredump.
Bonus Action: Check My Sylladex/if I have a Sylladex.)

The Knight in training decides to set up another alchemy really quickly. He puts the code for his Clothes && the Dragonball Poster in, and then sees what he gets. He then walks over to his father. "How did you do those card tricks? That seems significantly more anime than I thought you were aware of. In any event, it was pretty cool."
His posture indicates he is worried about further attacks. "We should probably make sure there aren't more of those, don't you think?"

I mash Designix buttons and come up with PCHOOOOO.

Meanwhile, in a Golden Spire...

A young dreamself sleeps in his room. For some reason, there are drawings of pirates all over the walls.

(Established that my walls are covered in drawings of SWASHBUCKLING PIRATES. I cannot see these drawings, but everyone else can.)

/skeledop

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jul 1 2019, 11:36 PM)

The kid smirks as he gives the Imp a shove, sending them tumbling down a flight of stairs to their death. The kid returns all marbles to his inventory and nabs the glowy things dropped by that imp. They then head outside to find the Tiger.

You kill of the Last Imp.VICTORY!! +6EXP and 15 Grist,Health fully recovered.You LEVELLED UP!! Check the Sheet for more details.
You find your target mauling off the last few Imps,seems it already has it settled,+10 Grist.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 2 2019, 02:13 AM)

The Knight in training continues his steely glare at the imps, his eyes looking like quadrilaterals somewhere between a trapezoid and a scalene triangle. (Translation,  angry anime eyes.) He then rushes towards the remaining imps. He performs a stab, aligned so that both of them get impaled. As they stand there, he yells out, "CEREBRAL BISECTION SLASH!!!!", and then pulls the blade upwards, cutting the imps' heads in half cleanly. Then, his eyes having a dulling glare as he moves, he checks in, and swiftly his expression softens as he sees Al in sprite form.

+3 ANIMENESS STAT!!You decapitate both Imps in Style.VICTORY!! +12 EXP +25 Grist!!,Your DAD and you are fully Healed.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jul 2 2019, 12:25 PM)

I see that FF managed to place my Designix down here... on top of the mantel. God DAMMIT. At least I can climb up the books to get to it. Which reminds me. I topple the stack of novels over to get the imp to fall towards me. Then I hit it with my Woo Remote like a baseball bat, while chatting with FF and Ender. KF: DaMMiT. KF: FF put my Punch Designix on top of the mantel.

i can hear the Smash noise from here...scaryYou manage to kill the Imp!! Victory !! +5 EXP and +10 Grist.You're already at Full Health!!

Now back to navigating this labyrinth of Novels...

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jul 2 2019, 06:24 PM)

As a Sprite I float awkwardly, almost stumbling.  "Wh-wha? How did...  what happened?" But then I get a fierce hug from my Mom. She's scared and confused, so I comfort her by hugging her back. I also use my SPRITELY POWERS to heal us both from the damage done. Once the embrace is done, I take a moment to chat with her about what's going on, what I need to do next, and show her how to Alchemize items.  I do so by doing the following Alchemy: RUSTY SHOVEL || NEARLY BUSTED LAPTOP Meanwhile, on the Moon of Prospit, I stumble, confused.  Didn't I just die? How did I die?  Am I in Heaven? I leave the room, which is decorated with all sorts of letters and the floors covered in programming code scrawled on paper.  I just... wander around until I find someone or something to ask questions - where am I, why am I here, what is going on, and so forth. As I do so... I realize that I don't know if I have my sylladex and check it. (ACTION SUMMARY: Action 1: Heal myself and MOM with SPRITE POWERED HUG. Bonus Action 1: Alchemize RUSTY SHOVEL || NEARLY BUSTED LAPTOP Action 2: Explore Prospit until I find a Loredump. Bonus Action: Check My Sylladex/if I have a Sylladex.)

Spriteself:
All damage on all allies fully healed.
You get the SMART SHOVEL, It's a shovel that tells you wear to dig for treasure if you ask it to, it also helps you optimise doing shovel things like smacking people's head and bury their bodies and where to plant the flowers i suppose.Unfortunately, it does not have Internet Connection.-9 Grist
Dream Self:

You find out about that you and the rest of the Players are Royalty here,and you gain information of the Derse Prospit Conflict and how it ties to Skaia and the End Game,you also discover that while you have a Sylladex, it's empty.Pity, you wanted to play a Five Arm Organ Piece to the sound of the Talkative Pope who's telling you all of these.He finally ends of his long winded speech by telling you to go see the White Queen and where the palace is.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 5 2019, 06:27 PM)

The Knight in training decides to set up another alchemy really quickly. He puts the code for his Clothes && the Dragonball Poster in, and then sees what he gets. He then walks over to his father. "How did you do those card tricks? That seems significantly more anime than I thought you were aware of. In any event, it was pretty cool." His posture indicates he is worried about further attacks. "We should probably make sure there aren't more of those, don't you think?"

You get the ANIME GI,literally clothes from the Dragonball Anime just like those in the Poste.Wearing this makes you feel ANIMESQUE,and there's a bunch of other benefits too!!

Your father describes the Card Tricks as merely something he learned in his Wild Youth.He suggests that YOU should be the one to explore.He will stay behind to guard home base,as it were.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jul 6 2019, 12:17 PM)

I mash Designix buttons and come up with PCHOOOOO. Meanwhile, in a Golden Spire... A young dreamself sleeps in his room. For some reason, there are drawings of pirates all over the walls. (Established that my walls are covered in drawings of SWASHBUCKLING PIRATES. I cannot see these drawings, but everyone else can.)

You Establish these things...hmmm

The young Knight pulls out his phone, and begins quickly chatting with his friend, before going to his refridgerator to get some food to eat while he searches for any more imp things.
Ender_Smirk:
Hey, Fuffy, I somehow think we are supposed to start building upwards, towards the weird circle things. Would you mind getting started on that for my house?

After having communicated to the Fuffy one, the Knight gets into the fridge, and discovers an odd spice jar. Odd for several reasons, including that a spice jar has a cabinet. He decides it must be a game thing, so he captchalogues it, along with some ham, cheese, and tortillas to make wraps with as he walks.

I open Sburb and build all the way up to Ender’s first gate.

Then, I rush through the mazy maze of novels and run towards the kitchen, where I can hear someone yelling like a pirate and cannon shots.

Having successfully collected his jar of Waluigi Thyme (odd brand name, but, whatever), the Knight begins his quest through his house. At this point, he is mainly concerned with finding his avatar sprite, especially since these creatures are appearing everywhere, and the house just grew significantly. He also figures odds are that he will find new enemies, ones that are worth more EXP and Grist, if he keeps searching long enough. Therefore, he rushes throughout the house, moving as if he is only there for the few seconds it takes for him to spin his head from one side to while checking a room. (Describe how anime characters search locations any better if you can. At least, when it is a house instead of an ancient ruin.)

As the Spriteself, I Proceed to fly up to the 1st Gate! No sense letting this place get flooded with Imps and other ne'er do wells, Ribbit! I let her know I'm doing this to keep her and my brother safe, and that I will be back soon.

But before I go.... I proceed to give her my Sprite Medallion. If she ever needs me in an emergency, she can always summon me with that. I'll never not be too busy to help her.

Meanwhile, as the Spriteself, I Decide to head to the White Queen. It's not like I have anything better to do.

As I do so, though, I do keep an eye out for Prospitans in need. Kid's kite stuck somewhere? I'll help them get it down. Lost dog? Sure, it's not too far out of my way. Which dress doesn't make them look fat? Trick question - they both make them look gorgeous.

================================================

Action 1: Spriteself Absconds through the 1st Gate....
Bonus Action 1: Not before entrusting MOM with the Sprite Medallion, though!

Action 2: Dreamself heads to the White Queen of Prospit.
Bonus Action: I generally help the populace out as I go with odd jobs. Like a proper sidequester should!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 8 2019, 03:51 PM)

The young Knight pulls out his phone, and begins quickly chatting with his friend, before going to his refridgerator to get some food to eat while he searches for any more imp things. Ender_Smirk: Hey, Fuffy, I somehow think we are supposed to start building upwards, towards the weird circle things. Would you mind getting started on that for my house? After having communicated to the Fuffy one, the Knight gets into the fridge, and discovers an odd spice jar. Odd for several reasons, including that a spice jar has a cabinet. He decides it must be a game thing, so he captchalogues it, along with some ham, cheese, and tortillas to make wraps with as he walks.

You captchalogue a Jary of WALUIGI Thyme, and make some HAM AND CHEESE WRAPS.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jul 8 2019, 11:10 PM)

I open Sburb and build all the way up to Ender’s first gate. Then, I rush through the mazy maze of novels and run towards the kitchen, where I can hear someone yelling like a pirate and cannon shots.

You find your AUNT!! Who's currently cosplaying as a Pirate and apparently has cannonkind as her Strife Specibus...she is killing Imps quickly but there are 2 Imps remaining and...a Satyr?? This can't be good for her spine.
STRIFE

Aunt:???//???HP
Keane:30/30 HP

Imps 5/5 x2
Satyr: 25/25 HP(being focused on my Aunt)

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 12 2019, 03:24 AM)

Having successfully collected his jar of Waluigi Thyme (odd brand name, but, whatever), the Knight begins his quest through his house. At this point, he is mainly concerned with finding his avatar sprite, especially since these creatures are appearing everywhere, and the house just grew significantly. He also figures odds are that he will find new enemies, ones that are worth more EXP and Grist, if he keeps searching long enough. Therefore, he rushes throughout the house, moving as if he is only there for the few seconds it takes for him to spin his head from one side to while checking a room. (Describe how anime characters search locations any better if you can. At least, when it is a house instead of an ancient ruin.)

You find your Avatarsprite, mindlessly wandering about the House(it’s prototyped once, don’t expect too much out of it) and have it follow you...
You find 2 Satyrs and 2 Imps.Oh oh, your Avatarsprite pulls out a...pickaxe??
Animeness+1

STRIFE!!
Avatarsprite: HP not applicable
Ender:30/30HP

Satyr:25/25 HP x2
Imp:5/5 HP x2

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jul 16 2019, 06:14 PM)

As the Spriteself, I Proceed to fly up to the 1st Gate!  No sense letting this place get flooded with Imps and other ne'er do wells, Ribbit! I let her know I'm doing this to keep her and my brother safe, and that I will be back soon.  But before I go....  I proceed to give her my Sprite Medallion.  If she ever needs me in an emergency, she can always summon me with that. I'll never not be too busy to help her. Meanwhile, as the Dreamself(cough cough), I Decide to head to the White Queen. It's not like I have anything better to do. As I do so, though, I do keep an eye out for Prospitans in need.  Kid's kite stuck somewhere? I'll help them get it down.  Lost dog? Sure, it's not too far out of my way.  Which dress doesn't make them look fat? Trick question - they both make them look gorgeous. ================================================ Action 1: Spriteself Absconds through the 1st Gate.... Bonus Action 1: Not before entrusting MOM with the Sprite Medallion, though! Action 2: Dreamself heads to the White Queen of Prospit. Bonus Action: I generally help the populace out as I go with odd jobs. Like a proper sidequester should!

Spriteself:
You Ascend through the 1st Gate, after handing your Medallion to your MOM...You know, without helping TOG build up his House...though to be fair, he doesn’t have enough Grist either way...

Anyway...

A white light fills your Vision, when you open your eyes again, you find yourself on an unstable rock formation, luckily you can levitate and thus don’t cause a Landslide...The General colour Scheme is a refreshing Mint Green that pleases The Eye as you scour the Landscape that’s both familiar and unfamilar...Welcome to the Land of Plans and Weakness.
Dreamself:

You gain 20 PROSPIT GOODWILL, a Stat representing how much a Dream Moon adores(or does not wish to seriously/permanently maim)you!! Can be traded in for Favours with some of the people on the Dream Moons.

You go meet the White Queen, though she is mildly surprised that you have already awoken so early, she seems well-composed, though it’s hard to tell with her features being all blocky and that Holy Aura she’s extruding(Minecraft And Frog Prototypings affect her the Most)

The Knight in training looks at the satyrs. He tries ro think through a good method to take them down fast. Then he yells to the Minecraft avatar, "Block me."

The Minecraft avatar somehow recognizes the idea, and as the Knight jumps upwards, the avatar tosses luminescent blocks at directly where the Knight's foot will land, therefore allowing him to take another jump. He proceeds to do this three times before leaping at the Satyr, lightsaber raised over his head. "HEAVENLY SWORD SLASH!!!!!" The blade cuts straight through the satyr, going cleanly through it down the center. It shows no signs of damage until the Knight sheathes the blade, and puts it on his belt. Then, the damage suddenly becomes visible, and the Knight walks away.

I smash the satyr over the head with the remote. TECHMOLOGY!

As the FrogSprite, I proceed to go towards the first area of interest and assess the situation. As I do so, I finally realize my Smart Shovel has no internet connection! My next task might have to be finding a gate back before too long...

As my Dreamself, I give a wide, sweeping bow as is befit of Royalty. "Your highness. A subject of yours told me to come here. How may I assist you?"