Welcome to Paradoxical Space, my take on DCCCV’s SuperSBURB,except it’s 413% more Exploitable and you guys, the Players, will be actually be playing in a Session with all that entails.Thanks to SBURBan Reckoning as well for providing another source for Inspiration.

Updates are...basically when I feel like it,pester me on Discord if I haven’t updated for more then 3 days though.





On Alchemy Grouping:

You'll notice there are separate areas on the alchemy list for the Alchemies. Let's explain. Those are Offensive alchemies, which deal Damage.Defensive Alchemies,which provide Dodge,DEF(reduce Damage,otherwise known as AC),resistance to status-ailments etc.Support Alchemies,for the Healing and Buffs and the Utility Alchemies,for stuff that doesn’t fall into the above categories but can still provide some effect like Jetpacks,Charm Horn,Scroll to summon Nedben,the entire Adjective and Nouns Papers etc.

When equipping Alchemies,Logic holds sway.Of course,you could wear a ridiculous number of outfits at once,but that would inflict a very heavy Dodge Penalty.Unless of course,you can Flavour Text it.

Experience and Echeladders:

Different actions can net you EXP, which allows to advance on the ECHELADDER. This grants you special abilities and battle techs, and it's all found in the main document. New players will get EXP boosts to help them catch up, and more creative actions can net you more EXP!

On Enemies:Other then a few Scripted Encounters,you will have to Seek your own Underlings to get the Grist for further Alchemising Goodness

Other stats(constantly updating,watch this space):

Dodge: The chance to dodge an attack. However, dodge isn't a solid value. Rather, the more effort you put into attacking the enemy, the less the dodge chance is treated as. This doesn't mean people can’t dodge the attack, but their chance to will lower the better your attack is.
Status Effects(Also constantly updating):
Some enemies (and alchemies) will inflict status effects. Most status effects, unless otherwise stated, require you to wait until they run out or perform a action that would make sense to remove it.
On Fire: Can Stack.You take 1 damage at the end of each turn for each stack of On Fire,it decreases by 1 each turn unless flammable stuff is applied.
Bleeding: can Stack.Stack one is 5 damage a turn. 2 stacks, 10 damage, 3 stacks, 20 damage.
Blinded: You have -50% Accuracy,other Senses might be able to partially negate this though
Weakened: Can Stack,up to 3.You deal -25% damage for each stack of Weakness
Critless: You cannot crit.
Confused: You have a 25% chance to hit yourself when you attack instead of the target.
Poisoned: Can Stack.You take 4x damage every turn,where x is the number of Stacks of Poison!!
Stunned:cannot take any actions for the next X turns, cannot stun the same target the turn it unstuns

Links: -The Atheneum,the repository of Alchemies,Fraymotifs,Land Progress and more is Found Here


https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=112&st=0 - The original SuperSBURB! Probably a much better game then this one :p
https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=146&st=0 - SBURBan Reckoning,the Successor to the Game above and has a higher chance to reach the End :p.Also a much better game then this one

Now, with that out of the way, are you ready to…
DESTROY!
THE!
....Black King I Guess ??
Choose your Land and your Classpect and Begin.

In a flurry of panic, one of the children of Prospit awakens on his planet. He's dazed and confused.

As the Prince of Mind awoke on their planet, the Land of Plans and Weakness (LOPAW), he scrambles around the house.

The very first thing he does is grab his NEARLY BUSTED LAPTOP and sign into DISCORD, looking to see if anyone is online. he goes to the CHAT GROUP that HIS FRIENDS had all made when they decided to PLAY SBURB.

Alastair Dragovich:
Guys? GUYS!? Anyone? Someone please respond, because that did NOT just happen, did it?

All the while, he had his Strife Spcibus, the RUSTY SHOVEL he used for his SHOVELKIND Specibus, in a deathgrip. Man, he was lucky it didn't break when popping that lid off the dowel dispenser thing.

(Action Summary:
Action 1: Grabbed a BUSTED LAPTOP, establishing that as my item.
Action 2: RUSTY SHOVEL established as part of his SHOVELKIND Strife Specibus.

Bonus Action: Messaged another Player via Discord.)

"I'm pretty sure you literally stole all my rules but m'kay."
"M'kay."
"Mmmmm'kay"
Scythe || Essence of Blood && Vampire Knives (From Terraria
Nerf Gun && Orbital Laser Station

A child of Derse awakens on his planet, a bit groggy, and confused as to why he was asleep, but none the worse from it. He is the Knight of Light, and he has awakened on the Land of Fantasy and Dungeons, known as LOFAD by what inhabitants may serve as consorts here. He pulls out a TWO YEAR OLD PHONE out of his pocket, and checks on the group DISCORD. Sure enough, the friend he serves as server player for is already here, and a bit freaked out, understandably.

Ender_Smirk:

It did happen, Al, so it looks like the game did do as advertised. Didn't figure getting stuck in the game would be literal. How are you holding up?
(Sum up, grab the phone he uses in place of a computer (Downloaded the disk's info onto the phone, don't worry), and uses it to respond to Al)

A particularly rambunctious youth scampers around his house in search of... something. It appears that some thief has stolen something of value to him, although at this point in time he believes it to merely have been misplaced.

Armed with nothing but a sack of marbles he holds at the ready, he prowls the halls like a sleuth prowls the backwater alleys of problem-laden streets. He's armed and pissed and set to kill. Instead, he merely manages to find his cap, vest and phone, all of which are equipped in the appropriate slots.

In a few hours, he will discover through his sprite (prototyped with a toy soldier) that he has been transported to the land of pains and plains, though for now he remains within his darkened home.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jun 23 2019, 06:21 AM)

In a flurry of panic, one of the children of Prospit awakens on his planet. He's dazed and confused. As the Prince of Mind awoke on their planet, the Land of Plans and Weakness (LOPAW), he scrambles around the house. The very first thing he does is grab his NEARLY BUSTED LAPTOP and sign into DISCORD, looking to see if anyone is online. he goes to the CHAT GROUP that HIS FRIENDS had all made when they decided to PLAY SBURB. Alastair Dragovich: Guys?  GUYS!?  Anyone? Someone please respond, because that did NOT just happen, did it? All the while, he had his Strife Spcibus, the RUSTY SHOVEL he used for his SHOVELKIND Specibus, in a deathgrip. Man, he was lucky it didn't break when popping that lid off the dowel dispenser thing. (Action Summary: Action 1: Grabbed a BUSTED LAPTOP, establishing that as my item. Action 2: RUSTY SHOVEL established as part of his SHOVELKIND Strife Specibus. Bonus Action: Messaged another Player via Discord.)

You EQUIP the RUSTY SHOVEL as well as find and use the BUSTED LAPTOP.You manage to heat a few somethings moving on the floor beneath you...You don’t think that’s its your GUARDIAN making these Noises...

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Jun 23 2019, 04:40 PM)

"I'm pretty sure you literally  stole all my rules but m'kay." "M'kay." "Mmmmm'kay" Scythe || Essence of Blood && Vampire Knives (From Terraria Nerf Gun && Orbital Laser Station

ERROR 101:NOT ENOUGH GRIST
ERROR 102:ITEMS NOT LISTED IN INVENTORY...though with certain ways, this Error can be...circumstanced
Either way, as you have not listed your Classpect and your Land, let me.You’re the Heir of Space on the Land of Slippers and Frogs and you’ve just entered the Medium.Currently you’re facing against a small problem, a Imp-like creature has accosted you!!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 23 2019, 08:51 PM)

A child of Derse awakens on his planet, a bit groggy, and confused as to why he was asleep, but none the worse from it. He is the Knight of Light, and he has awakened on the Land of Fantasy and Dungeons, known as LOFAD by what inhabitants may serve as consorts here. He pulls out a TWO YEAR OLD PHONE out of his pocket, and checks on the group DISCORD. Sure enough, the friend he serves as server player for is already here, and a bit freaked out, understandably. Ender_Smirk: It did happen, Al, so it looks like the game did do as advertised. Didn't figure getting stuck in the game would be literal. How are you holding up? (Sum up, grab the phone he uses in place of a computer (Downloaded the disk's info onto the phone, don't worry), and uses it to respond to Al)

You manage to get a Phone!!(Hooray for Mobile Communication Tools).While you’re busy talking to your Friend though, your Door suddenly got knocked on three times before an Imp comes in!!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 24 2019, 01:49 AM)

A particularly rambunctious youth scampers around his house in search of... something. It appears that some thief has stolen something of value to him, although at this point in time he believes it to merely have been misplaced. Armed with nothing but a sack of marbles he holds at the ready, he prowls the halls like a sleuth prowls the backwater alleys of problem-laden streets. He's armed and pissed and set to kill. Instead, he merely manages to find his cap, vest and phone, all of which are equipped in the appropriate slots. In a few hours, he will discover through his sprite (prototyped with a toy soldier) that he has been transported to the land of pains and plains, though for now he remains within his darkened home.

You don’t find your Mysterious Item, however you do find 2 Imps who have committed Breaking and Entering of your House!!

Alastair Dragovich:
Not too well, I-
I hear noises downstairs.
bbl

I steal my nerves. Wishing I knew what the hell happened to my SHITTY KID SIZED KARATE WEAPONS, I make my way out of my room. I quickly check on my GUARDIAN, MOM.

I also wonder where the fresh heck that FROG went off to. I swear, I didn't know that we even had a frog. Nor that floating Seizure balls apparently were attracted to dead things like magnets.

(Action 1: Check on Guardian, established as Mom.

Bonus Action: Established there are SHITTY KID SIZED KARATE WEAPONS in house. Wait, aren't the Imps Kid sized?

Bonus Action 2: Established that the Kernelsprite was prototyped with a FROG. You're welcome, and many apologies to the frogs that sometimes sneak their way into my house.)

I throw the imp out the window.

A young man awakens on his island. His DREAM SELF sleeps in his bed on Prospit. The last thing he remembers before falling asleep is his entry item, a CANDY. His title is the ROGUE of HEART, and he has many INTERESTS, such as Programming and Video Games. His name is KEANE FUFFARIOUS.

He dons his COMPUTER GLASSES, which have Discord and Sburb installed. His AUNT spoils him rotten. Speaking of, where is she?

>Keane: Ask server to search house for aunt.

That’s a great idea! Keane pesters Ender_Smirk about it.

kinglyFuffy: Smirk? You there?

(Established Guardian as his Aunt, uses his Computer in the form of Computer Glasses, and established his Strife Specibus as Gamingkind.)

An assailant! Two, in fact! And committing crimes! That's your job!

The Kid is ready for his attackers, though. He engages strife, starting by emptying his sack of marbles in the general direction of the first Imp, causing them to trip.
Taking advantage of their fallen state, the Kid jumps on them and begins to beat them to death.

If killing Imp one would take two actions, that^^^ took two actions. If only one action would be enough for that, count this spoiler as my second action instead.

The Knight who does not yet know he is one sees the imp, and quickly realizes he has to move. He pulls out a TOY LIGHTSABER from his STRIFE SPECIBUS to attack the imp, performing a quick swipe at its knees. He then, having pushed it off balance by this action, performs a quick kick to push it out of his room, and give him a bit more breathing room.

Ender_Smirk:
brb

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jun 24 2019, 02:59 AM)

Alastair Dragovich: Not too well, I- I hear noises downstairs. bbl I steal my nerves. Wishing I knew what the hell happened to my SHITTY KID SIZED KARATE WEAPONS, I make my way out of my room. I quickly check on my GUARDIAN, MOM. I also wonder where the fresh heck that FROG went off to.  I swear, I didn't know that we even had a frog. Nor that floating Seizure balls apparently were attracted to dead things like magnets. (Action 1: Check on Guardian, established as Mom. Bonus Action: Established there are SHITTY KID SIZED KARATE WEAPONS in house. Wait, aren't the Imps Kid sized? Bonus Action 2: Established that the Kernelsprite was prototyped with a FROG.  You're welcome, and many apologies to the frogs that sometimes sneak their way into my house.)

You search for your MOM who just so happens to be downstairs an-HOLY SHITZ is she fighting off 4 Imps at once !!She...seems to be matched with them. Unfortunately, you don’t have your SHITTY KARATE WEAPONS with you, so you can’t really help your MOM...Best get to it while she’s distracting them.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Jun 24 2019, 01:30 PM)

I throw the imp out  the window.

You toss the Imp out of the Window, removing it instantly from Combat!! Victory!! You received 0 Grist and 2XP!!
You are in your Living Room where most of the Things required for Alchemy are.Where would you go next ??

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 24 2019, 04:55 PM)

A young man awakens on his island. His DREAM SELF sleeps in his bed on Prospit. The last thing he remembers before falling asleep is his entry item, a CANDY. His title is the ROGUE of HEART, and he has many INTERESTS, such as Programming and Video Games. His name is KEANE FUFFARIOUS. He dons his COMPUTER GLASSES, which have Pesterchum and Sburb installed. His AUNT spoils him rotten. Speaking of, where is she? >Keane: Ask server to search house for aunt. That’s a great idea! Keane pesters Ender_Smirk about it. kinglyFuffy: Smirk? You there? (Established Guardian as his Aunt, uses his Computer in the form of Computer Glasses, and established his Strife Specibus as Gamingkind.)

You begin pestering Ender_Smirk...also there’s an Imp behind you pretending to be your furniture.Nothing to see here.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 24 2019, 05:40 PM)

An assailant! Two, in fact! And committing crimes! That's your job! The Kid is ready for his attackers, though. He engages strife, starting by emptying his sack of marbles in the general direction of the first Imp, causing them to trip. Taking advantage of their fallen state, the Kid jumps on them and begins to beat them to death. If killing Imp one would take two actions, that^^^ took two actions. If only one action would be enough for that, count this spoiler as my second action instead. Spoiler Alert The Kid then proceeds to captchalogue every marble individually while facing the second Imp. For a second or two, nothing happens. Then, upon collecting the 7th marble, the revelation occurs: A limited number of Capthalogue Cards means that only 6 items can be held at a given time. After that, collecting more causes items to shoot out of the inventory at top speeds. The Kid continues collecting marbles and shooting them out of their inventory, killing the second imp with what are essentially bullets. The Kid snatches up the marbles in his Marble Sack, and attempts to nab those glowey things dropped by the imps.

On the first Action,2 of the 3 Marbles Critted!! Doubling their damage,for a total of 5!! Just enough to kill the Imp as it faceplants itself into death.For the Second Action, you deal 4 Damage!! It’s hanging on just by a thread...Now for it’s probable first and final Attack, it swipes its claws at you for 2 Damage!!

You also used your Bonus Action to grab some of the Vitality Gel that dropped onto the floor and...squish it back around the Vial?? Either way, you regain 1 HP.

TOG:29/30 HP
IMP 2:1/5 HP

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 24 2019, 06:17 PM)

The Knight who does not yet know he is one sees the imp, and quickly realizes he has to move. He pulls out a TOY LIGHTSABER from his STRIFE SPECIBUS to attack the imp, performing a quick swipe at its knees. He then, having pushed it off balance by this action, performs a quick kick to push it out of his room, and give him a bit more breathing room. Ender_Smirk: brb

You deal 5 Damage with the Combo Attack!! Killing the Imp and reaping the rewards...
Victory!! You regain 0 HP since your eyes already at full health,3 EXP and 5 Misc Grist !!
For solving the Sentence in the sheet, you also receive the White Shard isn’t he Inventory via Mysterious Force...and a certain spice jar is in your Fridge now.

OH HELL NO! Outclassed or not-

"GET AWAY FROM MY MOM YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!"

All thought has been driven from my mind. In a display of unusually competent parkour, I vault over the railing with my RUSTY SHOVEL in hand. I land on one of the Imps, spade down on its noggin!

As I stand over what is likely chunky Imp salsa, I roar bestially! The imps begin to flip the fuck out. Unfortunately for them, I immediately begin slamming one over the head with my shovel as furiously as possible while my MOM, who is a lot more combat savvy than I expected, is now able to properly focus on the remaining two imps.

They don't have a prayer.

(Action Summary:

Action 1: Scrooge Pogostab (Shovel Edition) + Roar Intimicombo!

Action 2: Bapbapbapbapbapbap to Imp 2's noggin!)

>Keane: Forget it, find your aunt yourself.

You guess you'll do everything yoUAAAAGH WHAT'S THAT

>Keane: STRIFE!

You deal a blow with your WOO REMOTE!

Also, where'd your Q*BERT PLUSH seizure float ball go. Why did FF put that in, anyway?

kinglyFuffy: ENDER! SPEAK TO MEEEE

We pan out and see Keane's planet.


LAND OF CLOUDS AND WHALES

The Knight checks the beast, seeing it turned into something similar to fruit gushers, but in assorted colors, and decides to check on Al, via his phone since he downloaded the server program off his laptop onto it, although his laptop is somewhere upstairs. He quickly sees the mook swarm, and then recalls his ability to move things around from their rush to get here. He quickly picks up a chair, and slams it into two of the imps, avoiding the mother and son, slamming the imps out of the way, hopefully killing them.

Ender_Smirk:
Hello Fuff. What's up? Once you get a chance, I would appreciate it if you looked over my house using your server app. Pretty sure my DAD is somewhere around here, and I have weird little creatures invading my house.

I don't even need to finish the Imp off. It merely trips over one of the marbles on the ground and does a big dead.
I empty all the marbles from my inventory, dump them into the sack and then captchalogue it.
I nab those glowy game constructs dropped by the enemies and carry on.

I then run over to my computer, because I personally find it much more convenient than my phone. I open up whatever generic-ass program we use for communication and hop in.

After a quick conference, I decided to go to the alchemiter and see what's what.

Marble && Old Nail I found on the ground = Caltrop???

The young Knight begins to carefully look around the house. He is curious if there are any more of these imp creatures anywhere, and therefore ascends from his room in the basement into the kitchen. He looks around the area, trying to catch sight of any imps.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jun 25 2019, 03:49 AM)

OH HELL NO! Outclassed or not- "GET AWAY FROM MY MOM YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!" All thought has been driven from my mind. In a display of unusually competent parkour, I vault over the railing with my RUSTY SHOVEL in hand.  I land on one of the Imps, spade down on its noggin! As I stand over what is likely chunky Imp salsa, I roar bestially!  The imps begin to flip the fuck out.  Unfortunately for them, I immediately begin slamming one over the head with my shovel as furiously as possible while my MOM, who is a lot more combat savvy than I expected, is now able to properly focus on the remaining two imps. They don't have a prayer. (Action Summary: Action 1: Scrooge Pogostab (Shovel Edition) + Roar Intimicombo! Action 2: Bapbapbapbapbapbap to Imp 2's noggin!)

You manage to instantly kill 1 Imp with your stab, unfortunately, it does not explode into salsa but into other things.You also deal 4 Damage to another Imp which causes it to be vulnerable to your MOM’s technique of stepping on it, she’s not wearing high heels but still, she manages to crush the Imp while spritzing the other Imps with water and various Cleaning Liquids, They are rendered unable to Attack and all of them(2) take 1 Damage !!

Mom:“Son, you shouldn’t have come down here, we’re facing some kind of Pest Infestation at the moment !!”

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 25 2019, 01:47 PM)

>Keane: Forget it, find your aunt yourself. You guess you'll do everything yoUAAAAGH WHAT'S THAT >Keane: STRIFE! You deal a blow with your WOO REMOTE! Also, where'd your Q*BERT PLUSH seizure float ball go. Why did FF put that in, anyway? kinglyFuffy: ENDER! SPEAK TO MEEEE We pan out and see Keane's planet. LAND OF CLOUDS AND WHALES

You er, deal 4 Damage to the Imp,WOO REMOTES are not to be trifled with after all.It then swipes at you for 2 Damage.OW!!

Keane:28/30 HP
Imp1/5Hp

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 25 2019, 05:21 PM)

The Knight checks the beast, seeing it turned into something similar to fruit gushers, but in assorted colors, and decides to check on Al, via his phone since he downloaded the server program off his laptop onto it, although his laptop is somewhere upstairs. He quickly sees the mook swarm, and then recalls his ability to move things around from their rush to get here. He quickly picks up a chair, and slams it into two of the imps, avoiding the mother and son, slamming the imps out of the way, hopefully killing them. Ender_Smirk: Hello Fuff. What's up? Once you get a chance, I would appreciate it if you looked over my house using your server app. Pretty sure my DAD is somewhere around here, and I have weird little creatures invading my house.

You manage to do so, dealing 4 Damage to the 2 remaining Imps and killing them!! You also accidentally scratch both of them for 1 Hp each but they quickly recovered because...VICTORY!!
Alastair gains 5 EXP and 20 Grist!! He and his Mom fully recover with the Vitality Cubes lying about.
Ender gains 4 EXP!!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 26 2019, 01:20 PM)

I don't even need to finish the Imp off. It merely trips over one of the marbles on the ground and does a big dead. I empty all the marbles from my inventory, dump them into the sack and then captchalogue it. I nab those glowy game constructs dropped by the enemies and carry on. I then run over to my computer, because I personally find it much more convenient than my phone. I open up whatever generic-ass program we use for communication and hop in. After a quick conference, I decided to go to the alchemiter and see what's what. Marble && Old Nail I found on the ground = Caltrop???

Well, that was anti-climatic.VICTORY!! You gain 4EXP and 10 Grist!!You recover your Health fully.
You also alchemised the MARBLE NAILS, which are Nails made out of the same kind of unbreakable glass as the marbles which are slightly rounded....Kind of Good really(-4 Grist)Also it probably fit in your BALLKIND Specibus

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 26 2019, 09:30 PM)

The young Knight begins to carefully look around the house. He is curious if there are any more of these imp creatures anywhere, and therefore ascends from his room in the basement into the kitchen. He looks around the area, trying to catch sight of any imps.

You find a whopping 5 IMPS in the Kitchen!!Luckily it seems you dad is beating them with...Trading Card Games ??Wait did the Imp who just lost got crushed into bits for no apparent reason ?? 4 Imps remain

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Ender and Alastair gets 20 Grist,Carleah gets the Scales and 10 more Grist and TOG gets a whopping 30 Grist,an Orb of Destruction and a Clockwork Music Box,with the Orb to be received as a Reward after entering the First Gate and solving a puzzle from various secrets being found

The Knight begins rushing around. In his haste, he throws the code for his Dragon Ball Poster && Lightsaber, together through the alchemy process, and gets an Anime Lightsaber. He then quickly rushes towards the imps, ignites his new weapon, and cleanly severs the nearest two imps' heads from their bodies.

I pant, smiling. I high five my Mom, just so I don't leave her hanging. Then I notice something.

Oh look, the FrogSprite has come to me!

"Uh, hey there froggy... frog."

"Ribbit."

Truly, a riveting conversation.

...Ba-bump

Ba-bump

I stumble, grabbing onto a nearby piece of furniture. An intense, bad feeling overcomes me.

BA-BUMP

"M-Mom?" I say, tears starting to flow down my eyes. "I... I love you... I'm sorry I can't help you with Lil' Bro... I... I hope he isn't scared..."

I sniffle. Was I really this weak, that I can't provide my Mom some comfort despite...

"I... I'm scared. I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry." For some reason- instinct maybe?- I reach out tot he FROGSPRITE. "I don't want to go!"

And then, in front of his own Mom and the Sprite...

BA-BEEEEEEEP!

(Action Summary:
Action 1: FROGSPRITE has joined the party! A loyal X1 Prototyped Sprite. Next to a Mom who will naturally do anything for her child.
Action 2: Established that I have a LITTLE BROTHER. He can't really speak, and needs support from Mom and his older brother to survive!
Free Action: I plea to the Frogsprite for help!
Secret Action: I pay the Price.)