0 Audience Power Points Spent.
(I know, I know, paradox wanted to spend some. His commands were basically already gonna happen though so I saved them for you guys.)

Round 5:
It's the fight of the century, whirling rage pitchfork versus twirling miku leeks. Miku begins to get desparate and calls on distant powers of anime intro openers, shooting a shockwave of pure sound at the farmer, but the farmer just barrels through it unscathed through the power of pure anger.
Mikue lashes out, attempting to send a rippling wave of rapidly growing leeks right at him, but before she can open up with these mysteriously acquired powers the Farmer slams into her, knocking his fist right into her teeth and begins his final finisher sequence, carving into her with the side of the pitchfork before slamming it into her and smashing her into the ground on either side of himself, before tossing the pitchfork up in the air.
It arcs upwards, starts to come back down, and the Farmer leaps up, grasping the pitchfork and sending a scissor-kick right down into Miku's face. She hits the ground with a crack, breaking the stone ground below slightly.
Hatsune Miku slain.

The Angry Farmer stalks back over to the Healing Toaster and chokes down the newest piece of toast, fully recovering from the injuries he received in his duel with Miku.


End of round:
2 APP added.


WAVE III

The Farmer and Toaster braces themselves as engines rumble. They know the vile evil that will be one of the newest threats for this fight, but the other is as yet a total unknown.

And then they arrive, two vehicles on opposite sides of the arena. One of them originally made to serve keepers of the peace and then taken and turned to serve adherents of mayhem. The other... is literally just one of those giant farming combine harvesters. Okay.


...I'm pretty sure what those two entities did just now in that duel wasn't tournament legal.

It definitely isn't in their statbooks, that's for sure.


Field Status:
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready!
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 10,000/10,000. 1/10 Toast.
Minion Potato Cop Car: HP: 30,000/30,000. Police Brutality: 0/3.
Combine Harvester: HP: 30,000/30,000. Mechanized Harvest: 0/2.

Audience Power Points: 4
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku.




OOC: I changed the formatting of the field status slightly, as I realized I'd not been doing it right previously. Nothing important, just thought I'd mention.

I suggest the combine harvester ally with a fellow farm inhabitant in order to purge the minion menace.

I agree with this Team up and name it “the Food-Like Industry” because it’s Farms and things somewhat to do with Food

Looking at the Farming Combine, I attempt to figure out how in the world is it moving without any sort of driver inside it before coming up with my next suggestion.

Narrowing my eyes at the farmer, I suggest them to drive the potential life harvesting machine to add to his already increasing carnage. It should know how to use such a tool for that extra carnage...

I agree with paradox and soup! Team Farmer Toast for the Win!
Farmer, be very careful here! Hit the cop car, then retreat to the safety of your allies. You can very easily die.

2 Audience Power Points expended!
Suggestion: Combine Harvester join Team 1
Suggestion: Angry Farmer make your attack on the cop car then retreat to safety.


Round 6:
The farmer and toaster jump backwards as the Combine Harvester rushes over to them. The Farmer raises his pitchfork nervously as the driver's door opens... and then pales when he sees who it is. Angriest Farmer leans out of the side, does the "I'm watching you motion" and then leans back in.
...That's as close to an alliance as they're probably gonna get so I guess it counts.

The cop car swerves and careens around madly, eventually charging straight for the harvester. The harvester attempts to ram it, but is only able to lightly graze it as the cop car swerves again suddenly, sending a barrage of potatoes harvester-wards.

The Angry Farmer angrily picks up a potato and launches it at the cop car. Through the power of entity attacks and GM fiat it hits, denting one of the doors and eliciting some angry chatter from one of the minions.


End of round:
2 APP added.


*Piono suddenly runs out of energy halfway through updating, resulting in the commentator's box having technical difficulties this round.*


Field Status
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready!
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 10,000/10,000. 2/10 Toast.
Combine Harvester: [Team 1] HP: 25,000/30,000. Mechanized Harvest: 1/2.
Minion Potato Cop Car: HP: 25,000/30,000. Police Brutality: 1/3.

Audience Power Points: 4
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku.

MURRRDER TIME.
By which I mean the farmer jumps on top of the harvester and together, they ram the cop car into the arena side.

Agreed with FF, also, Toaster heal the Combine Harvester

Liquid Badbutt to team 1 Please.
-Distracted businessman in audience

Calmly sips tea as he continues to plot to see the Toaster DED.

I suggest the Minions take out the Toaster.

Do the Carleah.

((Friendly OOC note: audience powers are per summon, not per team. You cannot apply liquid badbutt to an entire regiment of different entities at once, or order them all at once, or any of the like. You gotta pick and choose.))
1 Audience Power Point Expended!
Suggestion: Angry Farmer; climb on top of the Combine Harvester for a combo attack on the Minion Potato Cop Car!


Round 7:
The Angry Farmer suddenly has an idea, and clambers up on the roof of the combine harvester. Angry cursing from within not withstanding, he steadies himself and the machine blasts forwards right towards the opposing vehicle.

The minions chatter madly amongst themselves and bounce across the ground, potatoes already beginning to take flight. They prepare themselves to take evasive maneuvers as they draw nearer, seeing how close they can cut it...

The Angry Farmer taps on the roof of the combine harvester with his pitchfork and aburptly it turns and slows, the angry farmer launching himself off as the minions begin to make the sideways motion of their own. The farmer slides in between the hail of airborne tubers and reaches out with his pitchfork, slamming it right into the windshield of the minions, causing panic to break out in their ranks. One of them climbs out in an attempt to disarm the fighter but gets knocked off onto the ground.
Which is probably good for it because right about then, the wildly panicking minions have their car slammed into the side by the combine harvester. The fallen minion just barely out of its path, the harvester grinds into the cop car for several prolonged seconds before the car flips up into the air and bounces off away a fair distance.
The Angry Farmer eats dirt, but gets back up pretty quickly. He's a little bruised, but his ego's doing just fine. That combo attack went off great.

All toasters toast toast and the healing toaster is no exception. +1 toast.


End of round:
+2 APP


Field Status
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 7,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready!
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 10,000/10,000. 3/10 Toast.
Combine Harvester: [Team 1] HP: 21,000/30,000. Mechanized Harvest: 2/2.
Minion Potato Cop Car: HP: 10,000/30,000. Police Brutality: 2/3.

Audience Power Points: 5
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku.

FINISH THEM!
Combine Harvester - Save your special, team up with farmer to murder the cop car.

Agreed, engage the Wrath of the Farmers in the Dual-Tech,Reap Harvest which will somehow deal extra damage because the potatoes are a Crop

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jun 22 2019, 11:50 AM)

Agreed, engage the Wrath of the Farmers in the Dual-Tech,Reap Harvest which will somehow deal extra damage because the potatoes are a Crop

WHAT THEY SAID!
-Small Child in audience

I curse slightly at how quickly the Minions are being decimated and reel in the urge to call the Divine Shield and leave it to its fate...

On the other hand... I'm rather curious about the one holding the "Angriest" title.. So with that, I call in for a Camera Filter on the one driving the Combine Harvester.

Supporting that Camera Filter

2 Audience Power Points expended!
Suggestion: Combine Harvester, perform finisher combo with Angry Farmer on Minion Potato Cop Car.
Camera Filter: target Combine Harvester.


Round 8:
In the cabin of the combine harvester, enraged shouting and yelling (enough to be slightly heard outside of it even with the soundproofing) fills the cabin. Something seems amiss though, the Angriest Farmer's eyes do not seem to match the shouting...

BACKSTORY MODE ENGAGE
Angriest Farmer, the oldest of the Farmer children, was also unique in that unlike the others he was also adopted. While you can't tell from the stat sheet, in person it's pretty clear that he's different. The others have somewhat darker skin tones and black or brown hair. Angriest Farmer instead has nearly pale white skin, with fiery red hair from his distant viking heritage. When he was born he was abandoned on a doorstep and adopted by the Farmer family.
Lots of things happened, but how his name came to be true is because he has the berserker gene running through his blood. His body wants nothing more than to break out into enraged shouting and beat people to death with their own skulls.
This had made his life difficult, it's hard to get through life when you black out sometimes and wake up just to discover that you've killed three of your coworkers in a blood frenzy, you know?
Eventually however, this therapist had an idea. Perhaps he could turn this to be a skill, rather than a hindrance? Something to simultaneously act as an outlet for the bloodlust, and make use of the lost time as well. And so Angriest Farmer had turned to the entity temp agency. A mysterious benefactor (though most of them tended to be) eventually hired him on, and since that day Angriest Farmer's life has turned around. A nice side job that allowed him to save his marriage, reconnect with his family, and all the like.

So deep inside his head, Angriest Farmer lets his body autopilot, while he himself meditates and contemplates the composition of his next single.

Back in the real world the combine harvester surges forwards, skidding around after the cop car, somehow chasing it down despite being far bulkier because apparently being angry just lets you break the laws of physics now.

The cop car is still far more nimble, and is managing to evade it, until the Angry Farmer initiates his part of the combo finisher. He plants his pitchfork down on the ground, right into the rock, and then stands back. The minions, currently busy trying to pelt their pursuer with potatoes, do not notice the fork in the road until they slam into it. The pitchfork doesn't break because technically it wasn't thrown and thus means it stays in full shape, and the cop car comes to a dead stop.
It promptly stops being a dead stop and more of just dead, when the combine harvester slams into it from behind. With nowhere to bounce out to, the entire thing is ground into metallic scrap without any mercy.
Minion Potato Cop Car destroyed!

The toaster watches in awe... +1 toast.


End of round.
+2 APP.


WAVE IV

Once more, the summoners on the field spin to life. Two more entities, great titans compard to previous entities, though likely they too will pale in comparison with those to come...

The King Slime wobbles happily in the healing toaster's direction. He'd probably join Team 1 immediately if he could, it'll have to wait until his actual action though.

Howard the Duck immediately realizes that he's got a roughly 0% chance of winning this, and resolves to take out as many of the others as he can before he goes down.


And once again, the minions are reduced to yellow paste in a satisfyingly grisly manner.

Actually I think they got teleported out when the car's health reached 0.

Don't ruin this for me please Billy.


Field Status:
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 7,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready!
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 10,000/10,000. 4/10 Toast.
Combine Harvester: [Team 1] HP: 18,000/30,000. Mechanized Harvest: 2/2.
King Slime: HP: 40,000/40,000.
LEGO Howard the Duck: HP: 30,000/30,000. Rocket: Unloaded.

Audience Power Points: 5
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car.



OOC: I had the idea for the Angriest Farmer's backstory and had to get it down. Lemme know what you guys think, whether it'd be okay to do those little "backstory bits" occasionally in the future, or I should just leave them out.

Alright, alright, this is bad, but we can win this.
Liquid Badbutt on the King Slime. Howard's trying to kill the friends of your toaster buddy! If they die, then the toaster will be defenseless... You must stop this!
The King Slime is suggested (not with AP, unless others want to do that) to smash into Howard as he advances onto the Toaster Team, and try to absorb the rocket launcher into his slime, like that ninja armor.

GO KING SLIME GO! SHOW THEM THE POWER OF LIQUID BADBUTT, WHICH YOU ARE MADE OF!
-Slime Enthusiast in Audience