Individual: Smol Ket and toaster vs slime.
action advice power or whatever: Slime! absorb the cop car to become the Slime Car! It's no slime reaper, but it'll do, right?

Team Victory.
The King Slime's been on a team with the Healing Toaster before, and on a team with a cat, so this doesn't seem to be too much of a stretch.

Team victory: 1
Individual victory: 1

It seems like we have a tie! We'll default now to our automatic tie resolver!

The big screens at the sides of the stadium show a giant coin flipping in the air.

TEAM VICTORY!

VICTORY GOES TO: Team Jiggletoast
Welp. Almost wish they'd gone for individual victory just to avoid that name coming back.

There there.


The victory podium is much the same as it was at the end of season 1. The King Slime and Healing Toaster both fail to make victory speeches, with the added addition of the smol ket sleeping on top of the toaster.


Thank you all for watching folks, and we'll see you next time!





OOC:
I just wanna thank the folks who've posted for this, and let you all know that next round will function different mechanically, so as to switch things up a bit.

OOC:
Welcome to another season of Statstick Arena. I have two announcements to make.
First: I'm removing the hall of fame and rollcall at the end of each season. It's way too time consuming for no particularly good reason, so I'm cutting it.
Second: Two new audience powers!
Perception Filter: No entities that aren't already focused on this entity will target it this round. Cost: 2
Back Targets: Any entity that doesn't have incentive to attack something else will target this entity this round. Cost: 4



WWWEEELCOME BACK LEGGIES AND GENLEFINS

We're back with another season closer for Statstick Arena! wait what did you just say

It's time for another wait we said that already uh....

We're making a mess of this, cut to the carnage please.

First though we gotta do some 'splainin my dude.

Oh, that's right!
Before we launch into it, this is going to be a special round. Instead of summoning entities in wave by wave...

We're just frontloading the entire summoning sequence and doing it all at once!

This is gonna be utter chaos.


WAVE YES
The audience cheers as the summoners whir to life, groaning under the immense entity summoning load.
EVERYTHING SUMMONED!


*sounds of popcorn munching from the commentator's booth*


Field Status
Potted Plant. HP: 5,000/5,000. Am-Bush: 0/3
Garbage Can. HP: 5,000/5,000
Creeper. HP: 10,000/10,000. Guess: 0/2
Angry Farmer. HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork: Ready!
Insignificant Rock. HP: 5,000/5,000
Unsettling Teapot. HP: 7,500/7,500
Battle Droid Command. HP: 5,000/5,000
Battle Droids (x10). HP: 2,500/2,500 (x10)
Healing Toaster. HP: 10,000/10,000. Toast: 0/10
Smol Ket. HP: 3,000/3,000
Minion Potato Cop Car. HP: 30,000/30,000. Police Brutality: 0/3
Educated Boulder. HP: 50,000/50,000.
King Slime. HP: 40,000/40,000.
Dispenser Cactus. HP: 50,000/50,000
Ultimate Idler. HP: 30,000/30,000
Tub of Ice Cream [A]. Uses: 6/6

Audience Power Points: 5
The Fallen: None yet

No audience power points expended...

Round 1
Angry Farmer opens up the round with a bit of stretching, then abruptly realizes how crowded the arena is. As the various combatants eye each other warily, he searches for a handful of familiar faces to try and make a run for it.
The Healing Toaster does the same, making a slice of toast as it trundles its way over to the largest and most easily located of its assorted allies: the King Slime.

The Healing Toaster's movement is the impetus needed, and chaos immediately ensues. The creeper runs about, hissing, in an attempt to find a target, and the Smol Ket... just does ket stuff don't worry about it.

Others are more proactive however, the Dispenser Cactus flares its needles, sending out a needley barrage that scratches the paintjob of the Minions' cop car as it blares past and ploinks off the side of the potted plant and educated boulder. The Educated Boulder, in turn, rumbles across the ground, somehow picking up the tub of ice cream on its surface and bowling right over the unsettling teapot.

While the chaos reigns, the Angry Farmer, Healing Toaster, and King Slime all meet up in a corner of the arena. The King Slime wobbles, the Angry Farmer nods. The Healing Toaster nudges its plate of toast.
Then there's the screech of rubber as the minion potato cop car burns rubber on its way past, flinging potato after potato into the side of the king slime. The king slime wobbles but the car is already retreating out of range... when a barrage of ROGER ROGERs and blaster fire rips open upon the fleeing cop car. The smell of smoke wafts through the air, but the car is still alive, though with more wounds than just on its pride.

The Angry Farmer looks over at the battle droid commander as he walks over.
"Hey" says the battle droid commander. "You guys mind if I join you this time around? You seem like the team to beat and I wanna try out winning for once."
"Wait we have actual dialogue now?"
"I guess so."
"...what do you two think?" The King Slime wobbles affirmatively, and the healing toaster is just happy so long as it has someone to feed toast. "Guess you're in. OW!" The Farmer looks around, having just had a rock thrown at him. There's nobody to be seen however, just the rock that beaned him in the head.

Meanwhile, in another corner of the field, the Garbage Can and Unsettling Teapot meet up, a dastardly plan being concocted. Already down to half health, the Unsettling Teapot knows it can't win on its own, and the Garbage Can even less so. So the two will work together, waiting, in the shadows, until the time comes.

Elsewhere, the Ultimate Idler idles, and the potted plant laments being long range stabbed by its distant relative in mournful silence.


End of round:
+4 APP


Whew, this is quite the crowd.

Must've been difficult to update with this many aimless entities all tossed into the pit at once.


Field Status
Angry Farmer. [Team 1] HP: 5,000/8,000. Pitchfork: Ready!
Healing Toaster. [Team 1] HP: 10,000/10,000. Toast: 1/10
King Slime. [Team 1] HP: 35,000/40,000.
Battle Droid Commander. [Team 1] HP: 5,000/5,000
Battle Droids (x10). [Team 1] HP: 2,500/2,500 (x10)
Garbage Can. [Team 2] HP: 5,000/5,000
Literal Trash x3 [Team 2] HP: 500/500 (x3)
Unsettling Teapot. [Team 2] HP: 4,000/7,500
Teaspider [Team 2] HP: 1,500/1,500
Potted Plant. HP: 3,000/5,000. Am-Bush: 1/3
Creeper. HP: 7,500/10,000. Guess: 1/2
Insignificant Rock. HP: 5,000/5,000
Smol Ket. HP: 3,000/3,000
Minion Potato Cop Car. HP: 20,000/30,000. Police Brutality: 1/3
Educated Boulder. HP: 48,000/50,000. Tub of Ice Cream [A]. Uses: 6/6
Dispenser Cactus. HP: 50,000/50,000
Ultimate Idler. HP: 30,000/30,000 (1,000 regen)


Audience Power Points: 9
The Fallen:

King_Fuffy, who's been here the entire time, decides to try out the suggestion power.

A suggestion for the educated boulder: Heal the Unsettling Teapot using the Tub of Ice Cream, then team up with the Unsettling Teapot and the Garbage Can.