V2 examines the GLORK and the ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE, before voting for THE CLINIC

CLOTHES II BUILD POSTER = ADAM MASON'S SHIRT 2/3

LIGHTER II HANDLE 1/?

"I vote we go to the restaurant!" the guy who looks like a skeleton screams annoyingly.
Action:
The guy currently being narrated walks over to the now dead ogre and... oh no!... He rips a bone out of the ogre's finger. Why!? "I've got a bone to pick with him," he laughs.
Alchemies:
Saliva || Knife = ?/?
Door to Down Under && Needles = ?/?

Alrighty, I took way too long to get to these, but, the level ups!
O.R.I.G.I.N’s first tier is called Junior Deputy, and the branch with it is called The Only Sheriff in Town (i mean technically everyone is dead so you’re the only sheriff in the universe but that title sounds snazzier), focused around the Wild, Wild, West and being a badass cowboy. Your first ability is Mount the (x), Be the Rider, in which you mount a enemy or object and take it on a wild ride.
For Alistair’s Tier, we have Shovel Discipline, and the branch Treasure Hunter, focused around your shovel and diggin away. Your first ability is Trench Warfare, in which you dig a trench towards the enemy.
The next update will include some additions to the rules, including the formal introduction of crits, so stay tuned.

Broken iPhone && Sock = iSock 2/3

As he looted and searched, he stopped by the Alchemiter again. He looked at his shovel. It had been useful, but it was starting to get a bit too dinged up. Perhaps he should get an upgrade while he's searching.

He takes a look at everything that has been collected and looks over his choices. So far, there wasn't much that he really wanted. He had no clue how safe the glyphs were for his soul, and most of this stuff was salvaged junk made useful only through ingenuity.

There were three possibilities though. The Broken iPhone would be useful for a tech boost, the Lighter would allow for fire damage (though since this was real life fire was a double-edged sword), and the Rock for extra weight.

As he thought over things, he dismissed the rock. It wasn't as tough as the metals in the shovel and broke more easily. The iPhone... it was a cool idea, but phoning people with his weapon sounded like a headache.

Then he noticed two things that had escaped his notice earlier. The Swiss Army Knife and the saPhone. Now those had a lot more potential.

Still... What he needed was some immediate offense. And fire was nothing if not offensive. But just flat out combining the lighter and the Shovel seemed a bit wonky. So he tried the OR function instead. With the Alchmey set, he went back to his search.

Shovel || Lighter = 1/?

Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head 1/?
Flaming Ogre Head && Lighter 2/?

"So, what all are your names?"

Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = 2/?

Equip Needlewands

Test out needlewands. Can we shoot magic lasers at things?

"We are a mask of the Nedben. Our existence has been subsumed by the chains of Goldvine."
tragedian.exe

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Feb 2 2019, 10:53 PM)

Scribbler’s Needles&&”Magical” = The Quillwands 3/3 Clothes||Build Poster = Adam Mason’s Shirt. 3/3 Has a TB logo on it. I do some practice with my Wordcraft so as to better utilise my skills as I equip the Quillwands and AM’s shirt

+1 QUILLWANDS.
+1 ADAM MASON’S SHIRT.
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Feb 4 2019, 11:47 PM)

I put on the new outfit, and then look around. I suggest we check the clinic first. Needles && Kitchen Knife 2/2 Flaming Ogre Head && Lighter 1/?

+1 CLINIC VOTE. Clinic Votes: 1.
Flaming Ogre Head && Lighter = Shrek Lighter. 1/3 oh god why

QUOTE (Nedben @ Feb 5 2019, 12:07 AM)

Needles && Infinite Use Pencil = Needlewands 4/4 I vote the clinic first. Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = 1/? Let's see if this becomes some form of unlimited torch pencil to go with the pitchforks. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, then go stack rocks to build chest high walls or something so we have something to hide behind if we have to retreat.

+1 CLINIC VOTE. Clinic Votes: 2.
Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = Flaming Pitchfork 1/4 for angry ogre-burning mobs

You begin building up some walls. Wall completion stat added to the Battlefield listing. +15% wall progress.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Feb 5 2019, 12:23 AM)

Element Zero-Laced Rock: 5/8 (Don't need combination, the product is kind of obvious) ==Actions== I vote to go to the Clinic. Lothyra heals herself.

+1 CLINIC VOTE. Clinic Votes: 3.
+2 CURRENT HP.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Feb 5 2019, 01:27 AM)

Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 4/5. Paper(s?) With Adjectives On It && Glyph paper = Explosive Runes 2/3 the idea was that 'in combat you can't draw glyphs on paper that fast so maybe i should write the glyphs First.' 'and when I use them they'll do glyph things' Also what do you mean by "Also, can you guys start including the combinations for alchemies along with the name when you do them so I don’t have to scroll back to find them? It’s fine if don’t, just a minor thing."? The only interpretation i can think of am already do. Also, my vote is the resteraunt, and I search the nearby houses for any room referencing a card game in an obvious manner.

+1 RESTURANT VOTE. 3-1.
You search the nearby houses, which mostly already been looted, but you do find… oh.
Oh no.
+1 8 BALL.
It’s not a card game, but oh well.
Oh don’t worry, you’re already doing it.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Feb 5 2019, 02:12 AM)

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper 1/?? KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids 1/?? Regardless,I vote for clinic so as to procure more medical supplies and also get Skin Glue....Which exists and can substitute for regular glue if the Arts N Crafts store is gone Speaking of which,I look around for such a store

+1 CLINIC VOTE. 4-1.
Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper = Messiah Robes 1/4.
KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids = The Winetaster 1/4.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Feb 5 2019, 04:19 AM)

iSock = 1/3(To make official my flavortext iSock) Alistair thinks things over. "Well, we'll need stuff to eat.  But..." He's holding the spare iSock as he thinks things over. A soft, distant look is in his eyes. "...medical supplies are important too.  Let's swing by there first." He would definitely grab those first. But if there was time, there was one or two odd things to nab. *Ding!* Broken iPhone && Glove = iGlove 4/4 First, he grabbed the iGlove and put it on, flexing his fingers.  Then he furrowed his brows. What would happen if he used the Or feature instead on these gloves and socks? And he could always use an upgrade to his trusty shovel. And were there other things he could do with this alchemizer aside from the two things he learned about through GameFAQs?  Good grief, so many things, so little time. He settled for searching a building for more survivors, or failing that looting its electronics, in the meantime.

+1 iGLOVE!
You vote for the clinic. +1 CLINIC VOTE. 5-1.
You search for survivors…
..it looks like someone was , judging by the state of it. But they’re gone now. Odd.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Feb 5 2019, 09:14 AM)

V2 examines the GLORK and the ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE, before voting for THE CLINIC CLOTHES II BUILD POSTER = ADAM MASON'S SHIRT 2/3 LIGHTER II HANDLE 1/?

+1 CLINIC VOTE.
Lighter || Handle = Handle Fluid 1/3. RETURN OF THE KNIFE FLUID.
It’s a fluid that when ignited, turns into HANDLES.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Feb 5 2019, 10:54 PM)

"I vote we go to the restaurant!" the guy who looks like a skeleton screams annoyingly. Action: The guy currently being narrated walks over to the now dead ogre and... oh no!... He rips a bone out of the ogre's finger. Why!? "I've got a bone to pick with him," he laughs. Alchemies: Saliva || Knife = ?/? Door to Down Under && Needles = ?/?

+1 RESTAURANT VOTE. 5-2.
You pick a bone with the Ogre. As you pull it out, it dissolves into green lines of code that look similar to spirographs. -1 OGRE BONE.
Saliva || Knife = The Tonguewinder 1/3
Door to Down Under && Needles = Stone Stabbers 1/3

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Feb 7 2019, 07:00 PM)

Broken iPhone && Sock = iSock 2/3 As he looted and searched, he stopped by the Alchemiter again. He looked at his shovel.  It had been useful, but it was starting to get a bit too dinged up. Perhaps he should get an upgrade while he's searching. He takes a look at everything that has been collected and looks over his choices. So far, there wasn't much that he really wanted. He had no clue how safe the glyphs were for his soul, and most of this stuff was salvaged junk made useful only through ingenuity. There were three possibilities though.  The Broken iPhone would be useful for a tech boost, the Lighter would allow for fire damage (though since this was real life fire was a double-edged sword), and the Rock for extra weight. As he thought over things, he dismissed the rock.  It wasn't as tough as the metals in the shovel and broke more easily. The iPhone... it was a cool idea, but phoning people with his weapon sounded like a headache. Then he noticed two things that had escaped his notice earlier. The Swiss Army Knife and the  saPhone.  Now those had a lot more potential. Still... What he needed was some immediate offense. And fire was nothing if not offensive.  But just flat out combining the lighter and the Shovel seemed a bit wonky. So he tried the OR function instead.  With the Alchmey set, he went back to his search. Shovel || Lighter = 1/?

Shovel || Lighter = The Blaze of Glory 1/3. It has a button that sends wreaths of fire all over the shovel head. Make sure not to run out the lighter fluid.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Feb 7 2019, 09:12 PM)

Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head 1/? Flaming Ogre Head && Lighter 2/? "So, what all are your names?"

Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head = Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating 1/4

QUOTE (Nedben @ Feb 8 2019, 04:41 PM)

Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = 2/? Equip Needlewands Test out needlewands. Can we shoot magic lasers at things? "We are a mask of the Nedben. Our existence has been subsumed by the chains of Goldvine." tragedian.exe

LASERSSSSSSSSS
Yes. you can shoot lasers.
EOTB:
Alright, seems the clinic has won. You advance down the street, and investigate the clinic. The sliding doors seem to have broken, and you can see some movement inside, as well as imp vandalism covering the outside. You have a couple options. Bust in, stealth, do completely unrelated things..
OUTSIDE THE CLINIC:

[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 20/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 13/20 HP Regenerative, lasts for 2 turns.
[PLR] V2: 20/20
STREETZONE:
Walls: 15% Built. 2/?? HP.

...and along with that, we have a update to the game mechanics!
Changelog for Version 1.01 Crits and Chaos:
- Crits added! You now have a 1 in 5 chance to double your damage on attack!
- Searching formally introduced! Whenever you scavenge for items, a d20 will be rolled, and the result will decide what you discover! Higher rolls get you closer to obtaining what the goal of your search is, while lower rolls might not get you anything! Be careful of what you search for, as more alchemizable things (rifles, swords.. stuff like that) might require higher rolls to get a shot at.
- Alchemies re-balanced. Alchemy damage is now equal to the alchemy's level + 1.
- Alchemies can now have special effects. yes that means you can set things on fire now
- Enemy HP rebalanced.
- Removed Herobrine.
- Fixed a bug that crashed the game when Dog Residue was used.
- Gave the Dog Emblem a function and fixed the bug that displayed its level as "ERR".
That's all, for now! The rules post will be updated with these changes in.. I dunno, soon!

Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = Flaming Pitchfork 3/4 for angry ogre-burning mobs

Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = 1/?

Continue building the walls. Do the needlewands come with levitation functions to help move bigger rocks/throw enemies, or nah?

I look around for a path into the clinic that is less suspicious than the front door.
Flaming Ogre Head && Lighter = Shrek Lighter. 3/3
Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head = Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating 2/4
"I will be honest. I can't tell what any of that meant, Nedben person."

Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 5/5 Done!
Paper(s?) With Adjectives On It && Glyph paper = Explosive Runes 3/3 Done!
New:Paper 1/1 done!
New: Paper 1/1 done!
I start drawing figures from my stories, sitting off to the side for now. very intricately, I make sure to vary the subjects as much as possible.

Alchemy:
Door to Down Under && Needles = Stone Stabbers 3/3
--------------------------------------------------------------
The coo coo in the costume walks the perimeter of the hospital to look for windows to open and/or break. "I wonder if the have hospital food," he thinks.

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper = Messiah Robes 2/4.
KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids = The Winetaster 2/4.

I Rewrite STEALTHY onto myself to see if I can do it If we are going the Stealth Route

I also bottle some of the Blinding Ink from the Quillwands if it counts as a free action

V2 sneaks around the Clinic, looking for another, more subtle entrance

ADAM MASON'S SHIRT 3/3!

HANDLEFLUID 2/3

OOC: What are the Acupuncture Glove and the Glork? The descriptions in the Google Document aren't really that descriptive

Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head = Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating 3/4
8 ball &&Multiuse Masher 1/?
I look around for anything that might be useful as I continue looking for a way in.

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper = Messiah Robes 3/4.
KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids = The Winetaster 3/4.

I Rewrite AM’s Shirt to be PROTECTIVE

V2 continues sneaking around the empty grounds of the CLINIC, away from the rest of the group, as an odd sense of melancholy overwhelms them.

Out here, it's easy to forget the name you took and the things you made, to once again stop thinking of yourself as V2 and continue to think of yourself as a mindless, purposeless "You". And perhaps the community isn't for you. Perhaps it'd be better to leave, to return to wandering the WASTES where you belong. They've all got their own HOPES AND DREAMS, their own stories to tell. You'd likely just be in the way. It's unlikely anyone of them remember the DESTROY THE GODMODDER games. It's unlikely any of them even care.

You regard yourself in a SHATTERED CLINIC WINDOW. Not your true face, of course. Merely the spray-painted CARDBOARD BOX with purple painted-on enderman eyes that you once hoped would resemble V enough for people at the LAUNCH PARTY to recognize you. The chances were small, however, as you were missing a few VERY CRUCIAL PIECES of the cosplay. V, namely, had a VERY NICE HAT and a VERY NICE COAT, too nice for you to make yourself. Back then, at least. The ALCHEMITER may have changed that.

8-BALL && COWBOY HAT 1/?

HANDLEFLUID 3/3!

As you return to the ALCHEMITER, once again watching it spin into action and listening to the MAYBE-HALLUCINATORY HUM, you take a moment to look around. Someone's built walls around the Alchemiter in an attempt to keep the IMPS out. They're unlikely to last long in their current state, but perhaps they could have a chance if someone were to FORTIFY them.

These people have got a good thing going, you decide. No. You people have got a good thing going. You're a part of them, now. You're not going anywhere.

V2 tests out the new search function by returning to the CLINIC and searching for METAL PLATING or another similarly sturdy material.

Shovel || Lighter = The Blaze of Glory 2/3
Broken iPhone && Sock = iSock 3/3 - Ding!


Alistair thinks about things calmly. Everyone is trying to sneak in. But there's only one Imp at the front door.

Now, he could, in fact, try a different method of sneaking. However, he also doesn't have a whole lot of experience in combat, despite the brief skirmishes from before he found this group.

Plus, if he's here drawing attention, then the others will have less of a chance of being spotted due to all possible threats homing in on him.

....Alistair realizes this is slightly suicidal, so he doesn't go all Leeroy Jenkins. Instead, he's going to try and do a legendary STEALTH TAKEDOWN.

He first lobs a rock over the imp's head while it seems to lapse in attention. When it looks in the rock's direction, Alistair rushes in from behind and begins to choke the Imp unconcious!

"I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but at least the rock is smart enough to be a distraction," Alistair says, practicing his sick burns and trying to mix them with Witty One-liners!

QUOTE (Nedben @ Feb 14 2019, 10:44 PM)

Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = Flaming Pitchfork 3/4 for angry ogre-burning mobs Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = 1/? Continue building the walls. Do the needlewands come with levitation functions to help move bigger rocks/throw enemies, or nah?

Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = Scroll of Black Inches 1/4.
Yes they do! Wall is upped to 25% completion!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Feb 15 2019, 12:04 AM)

I look around for a path into the clinic that is less suspicious than the front door. Flaming Ogre Head && Lighter = Shrek Lighter. 3/3 Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head = Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating 2/4 "I will be honest. I can't tell what any of that meant, Nedben person."

It seems there is only the front door, or the windows...
There is a employee's door in the back, but it's locked.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Feb 15 2019, 12:52 AM)

Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 5/5 Done! Paper(s?) With Adjectives On It && Glyph paper = Explosive Runes 3/3 Done! New:Paper 1/1 done! New: Paper 1/1 done! I start drawing figures from my stories, sitting off to the side for now. very intricately, I make sure to vary the subjects as much as possible.

ERR! You cannot duplicate paper in one turn!
Paper 1/2
Paper 1/2
You begin drawing... +2 Drawings! One is a picture of one of the protagonists, and the other is the Antagonist.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Feb 15 2019, 01:29 AM)

Alchemy: Door to Down Under && Needles = Stone Stabbers 3/3 -------------------------------------------------------------- The coo coo in the costume walks the perimeter of the hospital to look for windows to open and/or break. "I wonder if the have hospital food," he thinks.

There's nothing except for the aforementioned employee's door.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Feb 15 2019, 06:52 AM)

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper = Messiah Robes 2/4. KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids = The Winetaster 2/4. I Rewrite STEALTHY onto myself to see if I can do it If we are going the Stealth Route I also bottle some of the Blinding Ink from the Quillwands if it counts as a free action

You STEALTH yourself!
You try and bottle it, but it produces too little ink with each swipe, so you don't get enough to count as a full alchemy ingredient.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Feb 15 2019, 10:10 AM)

V2 sneaks around the Clinic, looking for another, more subtle entrance ADAM MASON'S SHIRT 3/3! HANDLEFLUID 2/3 OOC: What are the Acupuncture Glove and the Glork? The descriptions in the Google Document aren't really that descriptive

See above for that entrance.
You get another Adam Mason Shirt.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Feb 15 2019, 11:44 PM)

Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head = Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating 3/4 8 ball &&Multiuse Masher 1/? I look around for anything that might be useful as I continue looking for a way in.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Feb 16 2019, 05:37 AM)

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper = Messiah Robes 3/4. KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids = The Winetaster 3/4. I Rewrite AM’s Shirt to be PROTECTIVE

It now provides +1 AC!

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Feb 16 2019, 08:53 AM)

V2 continues sneaking around the empty grounds of the CLINIC, away from the rest of the group, as an odd sense of melancholy overwhelms them. Out here, it's easy to forget the name you took and the things you made, to once again stop thinking of yourself as V2 and continue to think of yourself as a mindless, purposeless "You". And perhaps the community isn't for you. Perhaps it'd be better to leave, to return to wandering the WASTES where you belong. They've all got their own HOPES AND DREAMS, their own stories to tell. You'd likely just be in the way. It's unlikely anyone of them remember the DESTROY THE GODMODDER games. It's unlikely any of them even care. You regard yourself in a SHATTERED CLINIC WINDOW. Not your true face, of course. Merely the spray-painted CARDBOARD BOX with purple painted-on enderman eyes that you once hoped would resemble V enough for people at the LAUNCH PARTY to recognize you. The chances were small, however, as you were missing a few VERY CRUCIAL PIECES of the cosplay. V, namely, had a VERY NICE HAT and a VERY NICE COAT, too nice for you to make yourself. Back then, at least. The ALCHEMITER may have changed that. 8-BALL && COWBOY HAT 1/? HANDLEFLUID 3/3! As you return to the ALCHEMITER, once again watching it spin into action and listening to the MAYBE-HALLUCINATORY HUM, you take a moment to look around. Someone's built walls around the Alchemiter in an attempt to keep the IMPS out. They're unlikely to last long in their current state, but perhaps they could have a chance if someone were to FORTIFY them. These people have got a good thing going, you decide. No. You people have got a good thing going. You're a part of them, now. You're not going anywhere. V2 tests out the new search function by returning to the CLINIC and searching for METAL PLATING or another similarly sturdy material.

8-BALL && COWBOY HAT = Bowler Hat 1/3

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Feb 21 2019, 07:05 PM)

Shovel || Lighter = The Blaze of Glory 2/3 Broken iPhone && Sock = iSock 3/3 - Ding! Alistair thinks about things calmly.  Everyone is trying to sneak in. But there's only one Imp at the front door. Now, he could, in fact, try a different method of sneaking.  However, he also doesn't have a whole lot of experience in combat, despite the brief skirmishes from before he found this group. Plus, if he's here drawing attention, then the others will have less of a chance of being spotted due to all possible threats homing in on him. ....Alistair realizes this is slightly suicidal, so he doesn't go all Leeroy Jenkins.  Instead, he's going to try and do a legendary STEALTH TAKEDOWN. He first lobs a rock over the imp's head while it seems to lapse in attention.  When it looks in the rock's direction, Alistair rushes in from behind and begins to choke the Imp unconcious! "I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but at least the rock is smart enough to be a distraction," Alistair says, practicing his sick burns and trying to mix them with Witty One-liners!

You slide into the clinic stealthily and choke down the Guard Imp, getting a instant kill due to suprise!
+7 EXP! Thanks to your stealth, the other imps, who are gathered around some medical supply closets, trying to figure out how to get through the doors to them. The employee's door the others found is near where the imps are, maybe it could be used for a ambush?
EOTB:
The imps mill around, bashing the closet door.
BATTLEFIELD:
INSIDE THE CLINIC:
[UND] Imp Leader A. 15/15.
[UND] Imp Leader B. 15/15.
[UND] Imp. 6/6 x3.

[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
OUTSIDE:
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 20/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 13/20 HP Regenerative, lasts for 2 turns.
[PLR] V2: 20/20
Alchemiter Walls: 25% Built. 5/?? HP.

The only sheriff in town mounts Imp Leader A and tries to ride it over to Imp Leader B. "Yeehaw!" he screams with surprising accuracy.
Alchemy:
Saliva||Knife = The Tonguewinder 3/3