QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 25 2019, 12:59 AM)

I make a paper 1/1 I make another paper 1/1 I start talking to the Ogre from behind the barrier. "Hey wanna hear about my storys next stage ok so the protagonists go to sleep at night while pretending to be weasleys in the templar village and then the one with time powers has a vision of being captured by the templars where the templars cover them in blankets keeping them from moving or injuring themselves or dying but they catch a templar guard by surprise after sneaking out of the blankets and storm through the..." Two. Hours. Later. "and then they go back to sleep, having learned a lot."

ERROR!
Paper 1/2
Paper 1/2
The Ogre fights to stay awake, getting sleepy...

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Jan 25 2019, 01:23 AM)

Element Zero Laced Rock: 2/8 Lime Scribe's Perforator: 3/4 Lothyra stabs the Ogre with the Pencil Perforator again.

3 damage! +3 EXP!

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jan 25 2019, 02:17 AM)

Alchemizing saPhone 1/1 Needles && Infinite Use Pencil 1/? Throw the imp at the ogre to see if it burns.

..we already have a saPhone though?
You set the imp on fire!
Needles && Infinite Use Pencil = Needlewands 1/4 YOU'RE A WIZARD, HARRY

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jan 25 2019, 04:11 AM)

Broken iPhone && Glove 1/? Sock && Broken iPhone 1/? I blink and stare vacantly at my surroundings for a moment, wondering how I got here. Oh, right, I was wandering throughout the world now that nothing mattered.  My family was dead, my friends had fucked off to some Game World, and my pets were also dead. I subsisted myself on nothing but the stupidly large amount of canned foods and bottled water we had at home, all wrapped in my sheet and stick made knapsack. I learned quickly how to cook the canned food and I learned how to eat food I loathed.  Texture issues were what turned me off of food, not flavor, you see. Was tricky. I still had a few of each left. During my wanderings, I happen upon- OH SHIT! AN OGRE THAT IS ON FIRE!  AND AN IMP!I pull out my SHOVEL, my only weapon and constant companion. It was the only thing we had after the move that survived the apocalypse meteor that hit my new house. Still, I hadn't quite gotten used to using the Shovel as a weapon, and even less so in combat.  But I did at least practice enough that I wouldn't accidentally bean myself in the head and know how to make it swing or jab quickly. I decide I am SO not ready for the Ogre and focus on the Imp instead.  Since it's focused on the others, I proceed to sneak up behind it and bash it on the top of its head with all my might. "TAKE A DIRT NAP YOU FUCKING TOOL!" I reel from the force of my own blow, accidentally bumping into the Alchemiter and causing two Broken iPhones, a sock, and a glove to start Alchemizing. I wince. "Sorry about that!" I take a survey of the surrounding area, seeing what was around and available, so that I didn't accidentally bump into anything again.

Broken iPhone && Glove = iGlove 1/4
Sock && Broken iPhone = iSock 1/3 you’ve gone mad with power
You use the power of a proper intro post to bring a shovel into the game, then brutally smash the Imp into the ground!
MINICRIT! 4 damage, +4 EXP!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 25 2019, 06:05 AM)

Paper&&Infinite Use Pencil 2/?? With the KnifephoneX,I extract some Pencil Lead from the Infinite Use Pencil as well as the wood surrounding the Lead,it’s only a bit but it’s enough Needle&&Graphite 1/??

You get some Graphite! I would say that the pencil looses some durability, but it regens it anyway.
Paper&&Infinite Use Pencil = Paper-tipped Infinite Use Pencil 2/3
Needles && Graphite = Scribbler's Needles 1/2

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jan 25 2019, 06:42 AM)

Broken iPhone && Glove 2/? Sock && Broken iPhone 2/? After  surveying the area, I get up and roll my shoulders. I haven't encountered a lot of enemies, but the few imps I saw could take a lot more than I could dish out, even if most of the fat was gone from my physique. Just to be safe, I proceeded to stab the Imp in the head with my shovel. Shovelknd Specibus was the best investment I made, outside of Staffknd Specibus. Unfortunately I don't have a staff right now. After doing so, I decided to taunt the IMP to keep its attention on me. "Your mother was so old, she went extinct seconds after you were born!"  Then, feeling bad in case it did lose its mother so soon, I added. "I meant it as trash talk. Sorry if that actually happened."

The imp lacks a mother, being created by SBURB! Its SICK BURN METER skyrockets however, making it take more damage!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 25 2019, 12:59 PM)

Paper&&Infinite Use Pencil 3/?? Needles&&Graphite 2/?? I engage in some therapeutic Stabbing of Imp with KnifephoneX if the Imp is Already is dead,this goes to the Ohre

what ohre
You get the paper tipped Infinite Use Pencil and the Scribbler's Needles!
You deal 3 damage! +3 EXP.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Jan 25 2019, 08:51 PM)

Element Zero Laced Rock: 3/8 Lime Scribe's Perforator: 4/4 Complete! If the Ogre is still alive, Lothyra stabs it with the Lime Scribe's Perforator. Otherwise, she begins scanning the room, looking for metal objects.

You get the Lime Scribe’s Perforator.
No metal objects seem to be nearby. 4 damage!

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Jan 25 2019, 10:22 PM)

The costumed psycho stabs the Ogre with the Door from Down Under. Y'know, using the corner or the pointy rocks. Alchemy: Cowboy Hat && A Umbrella 3/3

2 damage!
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 25 2019, 11:18 PM)

SA Knife && Hammer 2/3 I proceed to try something. Since the Paper Bone Knife feels like Bone it must have structural support, since bone is tough. Since it reacts like paper, it can burn. I run it into the fire from the Ogre before throwing the knife directly into the imp's eye if it is still alive. Stabbing the ogre's eye is my backup if the imp died. Also, my clothes seem a bit sad, so I am going to try making cooler clothes. That poster seems nice. Build Poster && Clothes 1/?

SA Knife && Hammer = Multiuse Masher 2/3
AHHHHHHHHH WHY
You destroy the paper bone knife in fire, dealing..
MINICRIT!
Imp killed!
+1 EXP!
Build Poster && Clothes = Greenie’s Hood 1/3.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 25 2019, 11:40 PM)

New: Infinite use pencil || Paper 1/? New: Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) 1/? (intent: either a rock or metal glyph jacket, probably.) I grab the door to down under, run over to the imp, put down the door, and kick it open, hitting the Imp in the process, before picking the door to down under back up, putting it back into the inventory, and walking back to the biotic barrier. Then I captchalogue a random piece of random stuff, running out of room in my personal inventory (which I intentionally removed most of the cards from just now) and sending it flying at a high speed into the imp, forcing me to re-add all the cards, walk back over to the imp, grab the door to down under again, put it in the party inventory this time, and return to the biotic barrier for real this time.

Infinite use pencil || Paper = Glyph Paper 1/3
Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 1/5.
The Imp is dead, but as I'm nice you deal 3 damage to the Ogre! +3 EXP

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Jan 26 2019, 09:06 AM)

V2 kicks the STUFFED DINOSAUR IMP in the chest, to see it it squeaks like a scalemate GLORK 2/2! ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE 2/3

They're all dead, Jim.
You get the Glork.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 27 2019, 01:18 AM)

SA Knife && Hammer 3/3 Build Poster && Clothes 2/? Time to think... Done thinking. I proceed to look at the buildings nearby. I choose one with a second floor that looks relatively stable. I then rush, and noclip straight through a wall. I then abuse the way noclips give you vertical elevation, and an out-jutting wall, to jump quickly through the ceiling to reach the second floor. I find a suitable window, wait until the ogre stumbles near enough, and lunge down, slashing straight down its side.

2 damage! +2 EXP,
+1 MULTIUSE MASHER

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Jan 27 2019, 08:39 AM)

V2 applies some GRAPE BANDAGES to their wounds ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE 3/3! CLOTHES || BUILD POSTER

You use two durability of the grape bandaids to fully heal.
+1 ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE

EOTB:
The Ogre crushes the Biotic Barrier, destroying it.
BATTLEFIELD:
[UND] Weakened Flaming Ogre: 4/40 Hp. On fire. Damage debuff. -20% Accuracy. Sleepy.

[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 10/20 HP
[PLR] V2: 20/20

Needlewands 2/4

Equip new extra saPhone, that way if we get separated we can can remain in contact

attack ogre with rocks

I look at the Ogre, and decide, I will kill this thing. I pull the Multiuse Masher out from the Alchemiter, and begin my assault. I rush over to it and proceed to take a heavy swing at its leg.
Build Poster && Clothes 3/3
SA Knife && Build Poster 1/?
What, I am curious what it will make.

Element Zero Laced Rock: 4/8

With the Ogre dead, Lothyra begins exploring the building, looking for any metal objects.

iSock = 3/3 COMPLETE!
iGlove = 3/4

With a ding, as the ogre goes down, an iSock pops out of the Alchemiter. In fact, it lands on the replicator button, leading to a second iSock coming out. Not wanting this to continue until we hit iSock-ageddon, I grab them both before the second one could hit the button.

Not wanting them to go to waste, I take a second to put on the iSocks. Nice! Now I can make calls with my feet! but first comes mastery of not walk-dialing. I practice this by going through the hole the Ogre made.

As I do so, I mentally practice my Sick Burns so they'll be in top form. that last attack on the imp seemed to be extra brutal for some reason, and the only thing that happened before was that the Sick Burn meter shot up. So naturally...

Scribbler’s Needles&&”Magical” 1/??
Clothes||Build Poster 1/??

I use REWRITE to make JOE REGENERATIVE,which causes him to start regenerating

infinite pencil || piece of paper 2/3
Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 2/5.
"Shame it's not a shirt made of forks."
With the Ogre gone, I take one of the kitchen knives and use several cutting glyphs on it to seperate it into handle and blade. what is each part made of?

Needles && Kitchen Knife 1/?
SA Knife && Build Poster 2/?
I do this whether I killed the thing already or not. I go up to the Ogre, pull out the longest knife we have, and proceed to try to decapitate him. I then see if the head maintains the fire that had been coating him, so we can use it as a fire source.

The costumed crazy unzips a mouth hole on his skeleton costume and spits out some saliva into his hand.
Alchemy:
Broken Skateboard && Glove 2/2
Saliva && Door 1/?

Needlewands 3/4

Continue throwing rocks at ogre

Do we have the captchalogue code for blank cards, or are we using some other nebulous inventory system?

Scribbler’s Needles&&”Magical” 2/??
Clothes||Build Poster 2/??

I do a quick scout around for more Alchemy materials

infinite pencil || piece of paper 3/3 Done!
Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 3/5.
new: Paper(s?) With Adjectives On It && Glyph paper 1/?
Then I cut off a yay big roughly palm-without-fingers sized piece of the glyph paper and use the Lime Scribes Perforator (looks magical to me) to carve a complicated interlocking array of glyphs. I only have to erase things four times! Once I'm done, I draw similar array things on further yay big pieces of glyph paper until the turn ends, except several symbols I imagine might be important are switched out to change the effects in each new one.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jan 30 2019, 04:26 PM)

Needlewands 2/4 Equip new extra saPhone, that way if we get separated we can can remain in contact attack ogre with rocks

You equip the extra saPhone.
1 damage. +1 EXP

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 31 2019, 02:14 AM)

I look at the Ogre, and decide, I will kill this thing. I pull the Multiuse Masher out from the Alchemiter, and begin my assault. I rush over to it and proceed to take a heavy swing at its leg. Build Poster && Clothes 3/3 SA Knife && Build Poster 1/? What, I am curious what it will make.

Tick tock, break heads legs
3 damage. Ogre SLAIN! +3 EXP
You get Greenie’s Hoodie.
SA Knife && Build Poster = The Fandom Multitool 1/2

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Jan 31 2019, 02:26 AM)

Element Zero Laced Rock: 4/8 With the Ogre dead, Lothyra begins exploring the building, looking for any metal objects.

..what building? I’ll just assume you loot a nearby building,.. And..
You find a Lighter. Nothing metal though.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jan 31 2019, 02:38 AM)

iSock = 3/3 COMPLETE! iGlove = 3/4 With a ding, as the ogre goes down, an iSock pops out of the Alchemiter.  In fact, it lands on the replicator button, leading to a second iSock coming out.  Not wanting this to continue until we hit iSock-ageddon, I grab them both before the second one could hit the button. Not wanting them to go to waste, I take a second to put on the iSocks. Nice!  Now I can make calls with my feet!  but first comes mastery of not walk-dialing. I practice this by going through the hole the Ogre made. As I do so, I mentally practice my Sick Burns so they'll be in top form.  that last attack on the imp seemed to be extra brutal for some reason, and the only thing that happened before was that the Sick Burn meter shot up. So naturally...

I’m going to assume that the two iSocks is just cosmetic because otherwise you would need to alchemize a second iSock.
You practice your SICK BURNs. +2 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 31 2019, 07:00 AM)

Scribbler’s Needles&&”Magical” 1/?? Clothes||Build Poster I use REWRITE to make JOE REGENERATIVE,which causes him to start regenerating

Scribbler’s Needles&&”Magical” = The Quillwands 1/3
Clothes||Build Poster = Adam Mason’s Shirt. 1/3 Has a TB logo on it.
You cause JOE to be regenerative. This lasts for two turns.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 31 2019, 12:43 PM)

infinite pencil || piece of paper 2/3 Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 2/5. "Shame it's not a shirt made of forks." With the Ogre gone, I take one of the kitchen knives and use several cutting glyphs on it to seperate it into handle and blade. what is each part made of?

You destroy a kitchen knife, and gain +1 Handle and +1 Blade. They seem to made of wood, and metal respectively.
-1 Paper Glyph Glove durability.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 31 2019, 03:45 PM)

Needles && Kitchen Knife 1/? SA Knife && Build Poster 2/? I do this whether I killed the thing already or not. I go up to the Ogre, pull out the longest knife we have, and proceed to try to decapitate him. I then see if the head maintains the fire that had been coating him, so we can use it as a fire source.

Needles && Kitchen Knife = Shankneedles of Stabwrath 1/2
You cut the Ogre’s head off. The fire remains.
+1 FLAMING OGRE HEAD.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Jan 31 2019, 04:09 PM)

The costumed crazy unzips a mouth hole on his skeleton costume and spits out some saliva into his hand. Alchemy: Broken Skateboard && Glove 2/2 Saliva && Door 1/?

OH GOD WHY
Saliva && Door = Door of Spit. 1/1
blegh

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jan 31 2019, 07:29 PM)

Needlewands 3/4 Continue throwing rocks at ogre Do we have the captchalogue code for blank cards, or are we using some other nebulous inventory system?

He’s dead, jim
Hell if i know. Do what you will with inventories…
….
…
I’m going to regret that arent i

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Feb 1 2019, 11:00 AM)

Scribbler’s Needles&&”Magical” 2/?? Clothes||Build Poster 2/?? I do a quick scout around for more Alchemy materials

You.. find… nothing. Be more specific maybe?

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Feb 2 2019, 12:32 AM)

infinite pencil || piece of paper 3/3 Done! Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 3/5. new: Paper(s?) With Adjectives On It && Glyph paper 1/? Then I cut off a yay big roughly palm-without-fingers sized piece of the glyph paper and use the Lime Scribes Perforator (looks magical to me) to carve a complicated interlocking array of glyphs. I only have to erase things four times! Once I'm done, I draw similar array things on further yay big pieces of glyph paper until the turn ends, except several symbols I imagine might be important are switched out to change the effects in each new one.

...what are you trying to make here? Until you clarify I’ll list it as “piece of overly magical paper’
Glyph paper obtained yadayada
Paper(s?) With Adjectives On It && Glyph paper = Explosive Runes 1/3 i prepared explosive runes this morning.

EOTB:
JOE regens for +3 HP.
You guys look around. You look down the street, and spot two buildings, each a different way. Hm, where should you go. Vote!
Do you want to go to the Emergency Clinic?
Or
Do you want to go to the Restaurant?
The next turn will be a down turn.
Also, can you guys start including the combinations for alchemies along with the name when you do them so I don’t have to scroll back to find them? It’s fine if don’t, just a minor thing.
BATTLEFIELD:


[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 13/20 HP Regenerative, lasts for 2 turns.
[PLR] V2: 20/20

Scribbler’s Needles&&”Magical” = The Quillwands 3/3
Clothes||Build Poster = Adam Mason’s Shirt. 3/3 Has a TB logo on it.

I do some practice with my Wordcraft so as to better utilise my skills as I equip the Quillwands and AM’s shirt

I put on the new outfit, and then look around. I suggest we check the clinic first.

Needles && Kitchen Knife 2/2
Flaming Ogre Head && Lighter 1/?

Needles && Infinite Use Pencil = Needlewands 4/4

I vote the clinic first.

Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = 1/?

Let's see if this becomes some form of unlimited torch pencil to go with the pitchforks.

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, then go stack rocks to build chest high walls or something so we have something to hide behind if we have to retreat.

Element Zero-Laced Rock: 5/8 (Don't need combination, the product is kind of obvious)

==Actions==

I vote to go to the Clinic. Lothyra heals herself.

Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) = Architect's Trident 4/5.
Paper(s?) With Adjectives On It && Glyph paper = Explosive Runes 2/3

the idea was that 'in combat you can't draw glyphs on paper that fast so maybe i should write the glyphs First.'
'and when I use them they'll do glyph things'
Also what do you mean by "Also, can you guys start including the combinations for alchemies along with the name when you do them so I don’t have to scroll back to find them? It’s fine if don’t, just a minor thing."? The only interpretation i can think of am already do.
Also, my vote is the resteraunt, and I search the nearby houses for any room referencing a card game in an obvious manner.

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper 1/??
KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids 1/??

Regardless,I vote for clinic so as to procure more medical supplies and also get Skin Glue....Which exists and can substitute for regular glue if the Arts N Crafts store is gone

Speaking of which,I look around for such a store

iSock = 1/3(To make official my flavortext iSock)

Alistair thinks things over. "Well, we'll need stuff to eat. But..."

He's holding the spare iSock as he thinks things over. A soft, distant look is in his eyes.

"...medical supplies are important too. Let's swing by there first."

He would definitely grab those first. But if there was time, there was one or two odd things to nab.

*Ding!*

Broken iPhone && Glove = iGlove 4/4

First, he grabbed the iGlove and put it on, flexing his fingers. Then he furrowed his brows. What would happen if he used the Or feature instead on these gloves and socks? And he could always use an upgrade to his trusty shovel. And were there other things he could do with this alchemizer aside from the two things he learned about through GameFAQs? Good grief, so many things, so little time.

He settled for searching a building for more survivors, or failing that looting its electronics, in the meantime.