The costumed crazy whacks the Weakened Flaming Ogre in the face with the Door to Down Under.
"Revenge!" he shouts.
Alchemy
Cowboy Hat && A Umbrella 1/?
Broken Skateboard && Glove 1/?

kitchen knife && Paper about Sans 2/2
That was useless. I proceed to sneak up behind the Ogre, and stab it with the knife in my glove, avoiding the fire as best I can.
SA knife && Broken Phone 1/?

V2 shrieks in pain, and throws the GLASS SHIRT at the OGRE, before sneaking past it into the hole it appeared out of and examining their surroundings

GLOVE && FORK 1/?

GLOVE && NEEDLES 1/?

SA knife && Broken Phone 2/?
I check if the Paper Bone Knife has any special properties. I then run the glove shaped knife along the flames from the ogre, and proceed to stab one of the imps in the eyes with the recently heated blade.
SA Knife && Hammer 1/?

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 23 2019, 12:33 AM)

Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 2/3 Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 2/3 I write another section of the Story,  then grab a small scrap of leftover paper. It's not a wet napkin, but it'll do, I think, before beating the ogre to death with it. or maybe not to death. But I certainly try!

Section on vintage written.
2 damage.
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Jan 23 2019, 12:40 AM)

Lime Scribe's Perforator: 2/4 "Hmm. Writing stuff now makes for valid alchemies? Well, I guess two can play at that game." Lothyra begins to alchemize Rock && Mass Effect Codex Entry on Element Zero = Element Zero. She then stabs the Ogre with the Pencil Perforator.

ERR. You can’t GM your own alchemies.
5 damage!
+5 EXP.
You consume another piece of paper to write a piece on Element Zero,
((As I note, I am no longer putting down pieces of paper with things written on it into the Vault, you’ll have to keep track.))
Rock && Mass Effect Codex Entry on Element Zero = Element Zero laced Rock. 1/8.
….that’s a high level.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 23 2019, 06:01 AM)

Diet Grape Juice Bandaid 2/3 Infinite Pencil 3/3 I use the KnifephoneX on Kill setting to murderise an Imp

3 damage!
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 23 2019, 11:59 AM)

Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 3/3 Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 3/3 I raise my hand and point it at the ogre. The paper glyph glove creates a glyph on the Ogre's neck for 'weakness', and I proceed to throw the nearest small unmentioned object that is reasonable to throw at their neck, resulting in it piercing a fair distance into the weakenned neck flesh.

You deal a minicritted (thanks to the weakness rune) 6 damage! This uses one durability from the paper glyph glove.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 23 2019, 01:05 PM)

Diet Grape Juice Bandaid 3/3 Paper&&Infinite Use Pencil 1/?? I proceed to add to the Minor pile of Adjectives with more adjectives with Infinite Use Pencil on Paper action

You seem to have run out of room on the paper.
NEW RULING: You can only store up to 3 adjectives on one piece of paper, for balance.
Sorry, but I have to keep this under control.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Jan 23 2019, 05:22 PM)

The costumed crazy whacks the Weakened Flaming Ogre in the face with the Door to Down Under. "Revenge!" he shouts. Alchemy Cowboy Hat && A Umbrella 1/? Broken Skateboard && Glove 1/?

2 damage!
+2 EXP.
Cowboy Hat && A Umbrella = The Yeehawer’s Umbrella 1/3 YEEHAW, NO MORE RAINY DAYS
Broken Skateboard && Glove = Fingerless Gloves 1/2 For the raddest skateboarder.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 23 2019, 06:05 PM)

kitchen knife && Paper about Sans 2/2 That was useless. I proceed to sneak up behind the Ogre, and stab it with the knife in my glove, avoiding the fire as best I can. SA knife && Broken Phone 1/?

BACKSTAB’D. 2 damage!
+2 EXP.
SA knife && Broken Phone = The saPhone. 1/2

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Jan 24 2019, 02:51 PM)

V2 shrieks in pain, and throws the GLASS SHIRT at the OGRE, before sneaking past it into the hole it appeared out of and examining their surroundings GLOVE && FORK 1/? GLOVE && NEEDLES 1/?

It shatters in the Ogre’s face, and it screeches! 2 damage and -20% accuracy.
+4 EXP.
You sneak… it seems to have just been a wall into a destroyed construction site.
Glove && Fork = Glork. 1/2.
Glove && Needles = Acupuncture Glove 1/3

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 24 2019, 07:45 PM)

SA knife && Broken Phone 2/? I check if the Paper Bone Knife has any special properties. I then run the glove shaped knife along the flames from the ogre, and proceed to stab one of the imps in the eyes with the recently heated blade. SA Knife && Hammer 1/?

It seems like it feels to be made of bone.. But it acts like paper.
AAA THE PAIN
You kill a imp. Brutal.


EOTB:
The Ogre flails around, dealing 3 damage to Paradox (AC brings it to 2), Nedben, Ender_Smirk, and Lothyra. The damage to Lothyra is taken by the Biotic Barrier, so it takes 2 damage. The imp scratches the Biotic barrier, bringin it to 2 HP.
Suddenly, a prototyping occurs. The imp gains +3 HP from a stuffed dinosaur prototyping.
BATTLEFIELD:
[UND] Weakened Flaming Ogre: 18/40 Hp. On fire. Damage debuff. -20% Accuracy.
[UND] Imp: 8/8 Hp.

[SMN] Biotic Barrier: 2/5 Hp. 1 AC. Bodyguarding Lothyra and JOE!
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 10/20 HP
[PLR] V2: 17/20

I make a paper 1/1
I make another paper 1/1

I start talking to the Ogre from behind the barrier.
"Hey wanna hear about my storys next stage ok so the protagonists go to sleep at night while pretending to be weasleys in the templar village and then the one with time powers has a vision of being captured by the templars where the templars cover them in blankets keeping them from moving or injuring themselves or dying but they catch a templar guard by surprise after sneaking out of the blankets and storm through the..."
Two. Hours. Later.
"and then they go back to sleep, having learned a lot."

Element Zero Laced Rock: 2/8

Lime Scribe's Perforator: 3/4

Lothyra stabs the Ogre with the Pencil Perforator again.

Alchemizing saPhone 1/1

Needles && Infinite Use Pencil 1/?

Throw the imp at the ogre to see if it burns.

Broken iPhone && Glove 1/?
Sock && Broken iPhone 1/?

I blink and stare vacantly at my surroundings for a moment, wondering how I got here.

Oh, right, I was wandering throughout the world now that nothing mattered. My family was dead, my friends had fucked off to some Game World, and my pets were also dead.

I subsisted myself on nothing but the stupidly large amount of canned foods and bottled water we had at home, all wrapped in my sheet and stick made knapsack. I learned quickly how to cook the canned food and I learned how to eat food I loathed. Texture issues were what turned me off of food, not flavor, you see. Was tricky. I still had a few of each left.

During my wanderings, I happen upon- OH SHIT! AN OGRE THAT IS ON FIRE! AND AN IMP!I pull out my SHOVEL, my only weapon and constant companion. It was the only thing we had after the move that survived the apocalypse meteor that hit my new house.

Still, I hadn't quite gotten used to using the Shovel as a weapon, and even less so in combat. But I did at least practice enough that I wouldn't accidentally bean myself in the head and know how to make it swing or jab quickly.

I decide I am SO not ready for the Ogre and focus on the Imp instead. Since it's focused on the others, I proceed to sneak up behind it and bash it on the top of its head with all my might.

"TAKE A DIRT NAP YOU FUCKING TOOL!"

I reel from the force of my own blow, accidentally bumping into the Alchemiter and causing two Broken iPhones, a sock, and a glove to start Alchemizing. I wince.

"Sorry about that!"

I take a survey of the surrounding area, seeing what was around and available, so that I didn't accidentally bump into anything again.

Paper&&Infinite Use Pencil 2/??
With the KnifephoneX,I extract some Pencil Lead from the Infinite Use Pencil as well as the wood surrounding the Lead,it’s only a bit but it’s enough
Needle&&Graphite 1/??

Broken iPhone && Glove 2/?
Sock && Broken iPhone 2/?

After surveying the area, I get up and roll my shoulders. I haven't encountered a lot of enemies, but the few imps I saw could take a lot more than I could dish out, even if most of the fat was gone from my physique.

Just to be safe, I proceeded to stab the Imp in the head with my shovel. Shovelknd Specibus was the best investment I made, outside of Staffknd Specibus. Unfortunately I don't have a staff right now.

After doing so, I decided to taunt the IMP to keep its attention on me.

"Your mother was so old, she went extinct seconds after you were born!" Then, feeling bad in case it did lose its mother so soon, I added. "I meant it as trash talk. Sorry if that actually happened."

Paper&&Infinite Use Pencil 3/??
Needles&&Graphite 2/??
I engage in some therapeutic Stabbing of Imp with KnifephoneX if the Imp is Already is dead,this goes to the Ohre

A lot of people just leveled up (like three) last dop, so here’s your stuff:
Ender_Smirk has unlocked his first Branch, METAMAN. You see dead people the world for what it really is: A game. You can use this knowledge to perform little exploits in the code of reality itself. Your first ability, Noclip, allows you to noclip through a object for like two seconds? Useful? Maybe.
For V2, your first branch is Tall, Dark, and Teleporty, representing your connnection to V. Your first ability is Enderman Flashstep, which is just you running really really fast so it seems like a teleport. Still works like one though.
And finally, for JOE.
Your first branch is Worldbuilder, based around you captivating the masses with your EXPERT STORYTELLING and AMAZING WORLDBUILDING. Your first ability is Canonized Rambles, in which you go on a wild ramble telling a enemy about your story, either putting the to sleep or getting a adoring fan.
Whew, that’s all of them.

Element Zero Laced Rock: 3/8

Lime Scribe's Perforator: 4/4 Complete!

If the Ogre is still alive, Lothyra stabs it with the Lime Scribe's Perforator. Otherwise, she begins scanning the room, looking for metal objects.

The costumed psycho stabs the Ogre with the Door from Down Under. Y'know, using the corner or the pointy rocks.
Alchemy:
Cowboy Hat && A Umbrella 3/3

SA Knife && Hammer 2/3
I proceed to try something. Since the Paper Bone Knife feels like Bone it must have structural support, since bone is tough. Since it reacts like paper, it can burn. I run it into the fire from the Ogre before throwing the knife directly into the imp's eye if it is still alive. Stabbing the ogre's eye is my backup if the imp died.
Also, my clothes seem a bit sad, so I am going to try making cooler clothes. That poster seems nice.
Build Poster && Clothes 1/?

New: Infinite use pencil || Paper 1/?
New: Fork && ([paper glyphfueled jacket && paper glyph glove]|| rock shirt) 1/? (intent: either a rock or metal glyph jacket, probably.)
I grab the door to down under, run over to the imp, put down the door, and kick it open, hitting the Imp in the process, before picking the door to down under back up, putting it back into the inventory, and walking back to the biotic barrier.
Then I captchalogue a random piece of random stuff, running out of room in my personal inventory (which I intentionally removed most of the cards from just now) and sending it flying at a high speed into the imp, forcing me to re-add all the cards, walk back over to the imp, grab the door to down under again, put it in the party inventory this time, and return to the biotic barrier for real this time.

V2 kicks the STUFFED DINOSAUR IMP in the chest, to see it it squeaks like a scalemate

GLORK 2/2!

ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE 2/3

SA Knife && Hammer 3/3
Build Poster && Clothes 2/?
Time to think... Done thinking. I proceed to look at the buildings nearby. I choose one with a second floor that looks relatively stable. I then rush, and noclip straight through a wall. I then abuse the way noclips give you vertical elevation, and an out-jutting wall, to jump quickly through the ceiling to reach the second floor. I find a suitable window, wait until the ogre stumbles near enough, and lunge down, slashing straight down its side.

V2 applies some GRAPE BANDAGES to their wounds

ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE 3/3!

CLOTHES || BUILD POSTER