Spoon && Fork =??? 3/?
Glyph Gauntlets && Gaming Controller 4/?

ORACLE OF ERRORS TIME WHOOOO

A strange feeling comes over me. I can feel my mind reaching, reaching... out to the mind of a Lich! Then all of a sudden, a Lich turns around and attacks the Beholder!

Then I stab it and ride the Sicktricker into the air.

KM: Hey! Sheriff!
KM: I have an IDEA!
KM: What if you mounted a Lich, and then I did this thing I just did that like mind-controls it?
KM: We could call that DO A SHENANIGAN!
(If multi-person team ups are allowed, they should be called Shenanigans.)

Jupiter is ready to go.
Putting on...
All systems are functioning.
Time for some mass murder with this mini mecha.

I arm myself with Saturn, and charge headlong into the mass of Flumphs. I activate the firetesla coils of Jupiter and listen to the blazing electricity humming around me, zapping any tentacled horror that dares get close (and plenty that don't). I charge up Mars too, and send blasts of fire-lightning chaining through the creatures, Jupiter and Mars operating in tandem to surround myself in a deadly maelstrom of plasma. Finally, I raise Saturn, and, prancing and pirouetting about like an electro-pyromaniac mechanical berserking ballerina, hack away at the flumphs and spin rings of forever fire around me with grace reminiscent of an Olympic ribbon twirler with aspirations of sorcerous arson.
By the time I've brawled enough to reach the end of the arbitrary timeframe of a post, I take a break and sit down right in the middle of the carnage, protected by the cover of eternal flames, firetesla coils and the mechanical shield of 5 AC.

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 4 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 4 / 7)
I continue my assault on the beholder in the simplest way possible. I begin carving out its eye with my six sided slasher.

V2 holds up the EYE OF ENGLISH before the BEHOLDER, blasting the beast with a giant LASER.

They then access the EYE's search engine, looking up (0)

AQUAFORCE CELL [3/8]

GLOVE && LEVIATHAN CLAW [1/?]

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 3 2019, 09:44 PM)

menu ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [0]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- [1 +2] Anarchist Cookbot 6+2/8 Curse of Strahd && Sylph's Dress = Rogue of Blood PJs 12/12 [2+1] Johnny Five: 2/7 Car Engine && Gun || Bullet Lighter: The Infinity. You know, from Borderlands? 2+1/?? ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Phoenix Robes Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 4 groceries leviathancake sylph's dress ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Green Glasses Equipment: Glitchy Gauntlet --Allies-- Queen Impa II. 7 / 7 Hp. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 2 AC. Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding utensil trifecta and frying pan Queen Impa II injects a lich with shrekgas and sets them ashrek, making them shrek. Zombie Ogre turns as many flumphs into shreks as possible, and bullies them into becoming his underling using his flaming ogre head to establish himself as teh alpha ogre to whom all ogres bow down. Johnny V uses magic any effects the Beholder may put on [P] allies. Supercharged Johnny Five takes advantage of his charge to spawn as many unreal airs as possible underneath the house. Our caravan is on the fast track to hovercraft! Anarchist Cookbot is allowed to share my branch abilities thanks to its cooking shit. It bakes a cake (apple batter, one use of dionysus canteen for icing, pineapple chunks for toppings) entity orders and also alchemies and also equipment up there^ yes, I change them often, so always check my menu please and thank you and sorry [1] I point at the nearest flumph. Thumbs down. Badass. I then proceed to kick it into a lich just as they cast a spell, causing the spell to blow up in the lich's face. Badass. I try and claim True Grit on this action as much as possible. [2] I use Out Of This World to make a lich into a cake.

Car Engine && Gun || Bullet Lighter = Infinity Sprayer. (Level 11: 1 / 12)
1 Grit gained!
20 damage, Lichcake gained!
+5 EXP!

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 3 2019, 10:10 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove = Creation Glyph (Level 10: 6/11) Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level 12: 13/13) Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level ??: 1/?) Equipped: [Body] Clockwork Power Armor [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Repairing ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) I summon the power of the Dog Emblem, and send it coursing through my lungs and throat. I take in a single breath, and then let out a massive "BARK!" Immediately, a silvery-blue, ethereal dog manifests, its essence rapidly coalescing into a canine form. My Bark for Aid was successful. The Spirit Doggo is here. I'll call him Spectre. "Hello, Spectre. Do you mind if I call you that? Yeah, there's some nasties we'd like your help with. Oh! But first, you have to meet our other doggy buddy! Pope! Come here!" Pope bounds over, and he and Spectre immediately start rolling around on the ground, playing up a storm. Once they seem to tire out for a few seconds, I give them their jobs. "Alright, Spectre, you go aggress the Beholder. See that ugly thing there? Yeah. As for you, Pope, you have an important job. Listen carefully..." After the briefing, Pope merrily races to one of the liches. It stops its march towards us in confusion, wondering why this fluffy ally of the enemy seems so eager to meet it. Excited to impress the creature, he conjures up some Dancing Lights, forming four small orbs of faint radiance around himself, before combining them into a luminous mannequin figure between him and the lich. Finally, he disperses the construct into four spheres again, and has then circle around the pair before dissipating. Once the light show is over, Pope momentarily departs and just as quickly returns with the Purple Moons! He tries to set up a dice game with the lich. He's not particularly successful, for several very foreseeable reasons, but he still looks adorable and oh, so friendly! So then, lich, what do you say? Won't you be Pope's friend? Entity Commands [Pope] Cast Moonbeam @ Beholder [Spectre] Attack @ Beholder [Energizer Bunny (Vote)] 1. LASER @ Beholder 2. Battery Party [Batteries (Vote)] Bodyguard Chain (A guards Bunny, B guards A, C guards B, etc.) & Battery Assault @ Beholder

]Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 1/10)
Jupiter created and equipped.
Rolling..
Alright, 1 in 5 chance, with a +2 from the spell and flavortexting..
[3]
Lich turned!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jun 4 2019, 06:41 AM)

Non-actions ---Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Blinding Slash Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Heirfree Hood && Sylph's Dress 1/?? Skaia Sticks ||Repairing Enhanced Piece of Overly Magical Paper=Admin Tools 3/14 ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry ---Equipped--- Primary: Skaia Sticks Secondary:Oblivion's Timekeepers Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Equipment:Medic Specs Equipment:Chef's Hat (Actions)I use Blinding Slash on 2 Liches and attack another Lich with my Skaia Sticks,Invoking the Aspect of Breath to bring myself near to it near-instantaneously and then the Aspect of Doom to really bring the Pain to the Sticks being stuck into their Eyes and firing Doom Lasers into them (Bonus)I squint at Ender through my Specs to heal him up and i use my Levitating Umbrella to jump out of the Enemies' Reach

Heirfree Hood && Sylph's Dress = Jade Witch’s Gown. (Level 11: 1 / 12)
Jade Witch’s Gown: -10% Dodge, because gowns are hard to dodge in. Space Points: III. +1 Space Point every turn. Space Points can be spent on spacey magykks.
Blinding slash..? Do you mean Spray and Pray? -15% Accuracy to both of them!
You heal Ender for 4 HP, then try and jump out of range..
Even with the Umbrella, you don’t jump very high. Even then, you drift back down onto the ground after a few seconds.
+8 EXP!

QUOTE (Winkins @ Jun 4 2019, 12:09 PM)

Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = ??? (2/?) /Roadkilling

Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = Medigun. (Level 6: 1 / 7)
+2 for not being able to finish this.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 4 2019, 12:23 PM)

Menu Strife: Architects Trident Armor: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Glitchfixer Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. Spoon && Fork 2/? Glyph Gauntlets && Gaming Controller 3/? (If you’re confused about why I have two charges, I started the Gauntlets && Controller on my now finished wip post.) Realizing now that we have no spork, I alchemize one real quick. Then I try out the Glyphstel Sicktricker to see if it has rad powers. Oh yeah, and I search for that Infinity War poster. EDIT: Realized that Flapjacks gave me +1 to both alchemies. SPRITELOG KM: okay WHAT? Who are you? ???: WHat do you think??? Blue: I'm your SPrite! My name is Blue! KM:Uhh... ok..? KM: What do you want...? Blue: AGain,  WHat do you think??? Blue: I need you to use ectobiology!!! Blue: It's part of your personal quest as... well... I don't want to spoil anything, but it's something no one knew the world was gearing up for!

Spoon && Fork = Spork. (Level 2: 2 / 3)
Glyph Gauntlets && Gaming Controller = Power Gauntlets Alpha. (Level 6: 3 / 7)
Power Gauntlets Alpha: They’re so baaaad.
You try it out, dealing 9 damage to a lich!
+10 EXP.
Nice drawing.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 4 2019, 06:45 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 3 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 3 / 7) I see the annoying Beholder, and decide to do something simple. I rush over at it, and hit it Right Where It Hurts! Specifically, my Six Sided Slashers stabs into its eye, before slashing across it.

Lets see… Ability used, but other then that nothing else that warrants dodge lowering.. So, that’s -10% dodge for the Beholder..
[42] OOF. The Beholder dodges!
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Jun 5 2019, 01:32 AM)

The sheriff looks across the wide expanse of new enemies. "Field wipe time!" Wait, what? The sheriff puts on his metaphorical Chief hat (even though there is a chief hat). He raises up his hand and shouts, "Alright underlings, this area is under my jurisdiction! And do you know what that means? It means that I have the right to enforce Martial Law! That's right, get lined up and prepare your wallets." All of the underlings form a jumbled line and start patting around their pockets, trying to find their grist wallets. The sheriff slowly walks to the front of the line and takes out the Cardboard Box from the starting items. "Five grist to pass. Otherwise..." He shakes his fist in front of him. He then begins walking down the line of underlings. At each underling, he holds out the box and allows the underling to place grist in the box. If they do, he smiles, steps aside, and lets them go on with their business. However, if they don't, he slowly, menacingly closes the box. Then, he rapidly raises the box up, slams it down on the underling's head, and kicks the underling in the gut (or equivalent body part). After collecting all of the money and or attacking Flumphs, he whistles. "Aw man, in my short time enforcing martial law, I have never seen this many people requesting passage at once." Summary: Use Martial Law ability. Alchemies: Cowboy Hat || Nighthawk Badge = ? 1/? Long Arm of Justice && Pool Noodles = ? 1/?

...mistakes. MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE.
Okay, this is actually pretty smart, but also I can’t have you breaking the grist balance immediately, so I’m gonna cap that at 150 Flumphs billed.
Now, to the actual rolls..>
Liches and Beholder:
+20 Grist, Lich 4 takes 10 Damage!
Now, for the Flumphs..
80 of them roll a 1, netting you oh, 400 Grist.
The GM flips the fuck out.
70 of them roll 2s, and die.
The Martial Law ability is swiftly patched, but you get +5 EXP.
Cowboy Hat || Nighthawk Badge = SYP Standard Issue Hat. (Level 8: 1 / 9) It either stands for Secret Yeehaw Police or someone doesn’t know how to spell “spy”. You aren’t sure which is more likely.
Long Arm of Justice && Pool Noodles = The Dust Bowl (Level 14: 1 / 15)

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 5 2019, 01:03 PM)

Menu Strife: Architects Trident Armor: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Dev Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. Spoon && Fork =??? 3/? Glyph Gauntlets && Gaming Controller 4/? ORACLE OF ERRORS TIME WHOOOO A strange feeling comes over me. I can feel my mind reaching, reaching... out to the mind of a Lich! Then all of a sudden, a Lich turns around and attacks the Beholder! Then I stab it and ride the Sicktricker into the air. KM: Hey! Sheriff! KM: I have an IDEA! KM: What if you mounted a Lich, and then I did this thing I just did that like mind-controls it? KM: We could call that DO A SHENANIGAN! (If multi-person team ups are allowed, they should be called Shenanigans.)

(The Glyph Gauntlets count as equipment, not armor)
The Lich will strike the Beholder this round!
You stab said Lich with the Trident!
6 damage, -3 Durability on the Trident (breaking it..)!
+7 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 5 2019, 02:32 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove = Creation Glyph (Level 10: 7/11) Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level ??: 2/?) Equipped: [Body] Jupiter [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Repairing ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Jupiter is ready to go. Putting on... All systems are functioning. Time for some mass murder with this mini mecha. I arm myself with Saturn, and charge headlong into the mass of Flumphs. I activate the firetesla coils of Jupiter and listen to the blazing electricity humming around me, zapping any tentacled horror that dares get close (and plenty that don't). I charge up Mars too, and send blasts of fire-lightning chaining through the creatures, Jupiter and Mars operating in tandem to surround myself in a deadly maelstrom of plasma. Finally, I raise Saturn, and, prancing and pirouetting about like an electro-pyromaniac mechanical berserking ballerina, hack away at the flumphs and spin rings of forever fire around me with grace reminiscent of an Olympic ribbon twirler with aspirations of sorcerous arson. By the time I've brawled enough to reach the end of the arbitrary timeframe of a post, I take a break and sit down right in the middle of the carnage, protected by the cover of eternal flames, firetesla coils and the mechanical shield of 5 AC.

20 Flumphs slain! An additional 10 slain by what would be them being set on fire, but they have 1 HP so they die instantly.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 6 2019, 05:31 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 4 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 4 / 7) I continue my assault on the beholder in the simplest way possible. I begin carving out its eye with my six sided slasher.

No dodge debuff, so..
HIT! You deal 8 damage to the Beholder, and loose 2 durability on the slasher!
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Jun 7 2019, 04:32 PM)

V2 holds up the EYE OF ENGLISH before the BEHOLDER, blasting the beast with a giant LASER. They then access the EYE's search engine, looking up (0) AQUAFORCE CELL [3/8] GLOVE && LEVIATHAN CLAW [1/?]

+10% accuracy from ability usage…
[27] HIT!
8 damage!
Glove && Leviathan Claw = Seadweller's Bladeglove. (Level 6: 1 / 7)

EoTB:

The Flumphs all swarm the batteries, killing one of them, and dealing 4 damage to the others.
The Liches (aside from the one TOG stopped from attacking) blast and.. TOG, Apex, Ender, and V2. TOG takes 5 damage, Apex takes 0 (and autoflubs his dodge roll thanks to Jupiter, not that it matters), Ender takes 5, and V2 takes 4. The Beholder then revs up, eye tentacles targeting Paradox, the traitor Lich, and King_Fuffy. The eyes glow, and 3d40 are rolled..
[37]: ...Paradox’s free crit will now also grant +5 Damage/Healing/Effect in addition to its doubling. Oh come on.
[15]: The Lich is set on fire, and also takes 10 damage!
[6]: O O F. The next attack against Fuffy will autocrit!
(if you can’t tell, higher rolls are good, lower rolls are bad)
The Beholder then pokes the Energizer Bunny for 4 damage.. Which is dropped to 0 by AC. And then it takes 4 counter damage. The Beholder isn’t the smartest, is it?
Now, time for the [S]/[P] actions! Every entity gets +10% accuracy against the Beholder because they can’t write detailed attacks.
Pope and Spectre team up, Spectre letting Pope’s moonbeam pass through it, amplifying its damage and guaranteeing it hits, dealing 9 damage to the Beholder!
The Imp set a Lich on Shrek! Then, the Ogre sets some Flumphs on Shrek as well, and coverts them with a decapitated head! 15 flumphs turned! The Lich thinks on it..
Johnny V dispels the Lich’s Burning! Johnny Five Supercharged tries to summon some UNREAL AIRs under the alchemiter, but the game detects a telefrag and shunts them to the inventory! +2 UNREAL AIRs! The Anarchist Cookbot then makes a Fruitcake, but due to a lack of apples, has to use 2 of TOG’s Materials points! -2 Material Points, -1 Canteen usage, and -1 Pineapple!
The Batteries bodyguard eachother. The Energizer Bunny summons another Battery, (which joins the bodyguard chain), then lasers the Beholder, getting a total of +20% accuracy thanks to being a boss and being a entity (as mentioned earlier). They hit, dealing 12 damage!
Regen happens. The Energizer Bunny’s special is reformatted. It’s also still FULLY CHARGED, so you should probably have use that, since you forgot it this turn.

Battlefield:
Distance from the Tower: 550 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[UND] [ELITE] Beholder. 37 / 75 Hp. 50% Dodge.
[UND] Lich 1. 60 / 60 Hp.
[UND] Lich 2. 60 / 60 Hp.. -15% Accuracy.
[UND] Lich 3. 60 / 60 Hp. -15% Accuracy. On Shrek. Considering becoming [P]....
[UND] Lich 4. 15 / 60 Hp.
[UND] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 185. Don't grant EXP.

[???] [S-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 80 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: III

[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery A. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Energizer Bunny.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery B. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery A.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery C. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery B.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery D. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery C.

[P-Kalare] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 15.
[P] Spirit Doggo. Invincible. Lasts for 3 more turns.
[Vehicle] Car. Absolute Unit.
[P-Apex] Lich. 50 / 60 Hp.
[P-Kalare] Imp Deux. 7 / 7 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. 1 AC, Imps might defect.
[P-Kalare] Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor).
[P-Kalare] Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 2 AC. Messiah Robes: -1 AC, +25% Magical Power, can be called upon for magical acts. Merlin’s Wizsticks: Magical.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five.
[S] King_Fuffy. 20 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[P-Kalare] Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 75%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage. Omega Collar: Gives adorable wizard hat, can cast spells.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[S] O.R.I.G.I.N: 20 / 20 HP.
[S] [P] Ender_Smirk: 3 / 20 HP. Green Hoodie: +15% Dodge. Green Glasses: Lasers Off. Once turned on cannot be turned off. Ever.
[S] V2: 17 / 20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[S] [P] ApexUltimo. 18 / 20 Hp. Jupiter: 5 AC. Cannot dodge or wear hats.
[S] Nedben2: 20 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[S] Nedben: 20 / 20 HP.
[S] Paradoxdragonpaci: 11 / 21 HP. Free Crit: READY! (Crit will also grant +5 in addition to doubling) Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs.
[S] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. Camo Suit: 25% Dodge. Nighthawk Badge: +10% Dodge.
[P] Kalare. 17 / 20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Rogue of Blood PJs: +2 Regen. Every time you kill a enemy, gain a Blood Point.You may expend Blood Points to heal yourself and a ally for (3*x) HP, where x is how many points you are expending. You gain 9 points if you somehow slay a boss. Glitchy Gauntlet.
Alchemiter Walls. 40/40 HP. Defenses: Clothes.


Other Stuff:

[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III ACTIVE, CANNOT CHARGE.

[1] I plant my last grocery (an onion) in the garden.

[2] I nibble on my two underling cakes a tiny bit. Just enough to see what they do.

I use my powers as a Matchstick Man to toss a match at Lich 2.

Also, I put the Chef's Hat on the Anarchist Cookbot.

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 5 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 5 / 7)
I hold the six sided slasher carefully, and then walk up to the Lich. Then, I jump onto its back, leaving it no room to avoid me by way of a knife stabbed into its skin. Then, I stab the slasher directly into its eye, since it can't get away from me while I am on it.

(Action)I WEAKEN the Beholder
(Bonus) I Squint at Smirk again, he should probably eat my stirfry I have to him now...
(Action)Time to do the Thingy, I take out my Skaia Sticks and use my Free Crit to Destroy Lich 1 via Heart and Mind Aspect to utterly destroy its mind and to shred it’s Soul
(Bonus)I utilise the Levitating Umbrella again to jump onto the Alchemiter Walls

Spoon && Fork 3/3 DONE! SPORK!
Power Gauntlets Alpha (4/7)

OH GOD OH FUCK NO WEAPON KICKFLIP THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Summary: Use the Sicktrickers rad powers to fight Flumphs.

Chief's Hat && Camo suit = ??? 1/?
Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = Medigun. (Level 6: 5 / 7)

Digging through some of the older stuff in the Vault, I happen to stumble across a shovel named the Blaze of Glory, which upon some testing can spew flames like a flamethrower...

Quickly, my mind locked on the car and with a wicked grin, I attach the Flamethrower replacement onto the car with some swift thinking and quickly set let loose the flames as I drive the absolute units through the remaining hordes of Flumphs.

This in turning them into pancakes, window splats and a sea of flames as the Flumphs with any survival instinct runs from the inferno Flumph-trap. Of course, some of those on fire happens to have some of that survival instinct, which they use to run/float/whatever away screaming into other Flumphs and catching those in fire and causing a chain reaction that catches even the Liches from the screaming flaming horde.

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 6 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 6 / 7)
I now equip the red glasses over the green ones, after quickly pulling the six sided slasher further along the eyeball.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 7 2019, 05:52 PM)

MENU ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [0]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Johnny Five: 4/7 Car Engine && Gun || Bullet Lighter: The Infinity. You know, from Borderlands? 5/?? ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Phoenix Robes Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 1 groceries leviathancake sylph's dress ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Green Glasses Equipment: Glitchy Gauntlet --Allies-- Queen Impa II. 7 / 7 Hp. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 2 AC. Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding utensil trifecta and frying pan Queen Impa II injects a lich with shrekgas and sets them ashrek, making them shrek. Zombie Ogre turns as many flumphs into shreks as possible, and bullies them into becoming his underling using his flaming ogre head to establish himself as teh alpha ogre to whom all ogres bow down. Johnny V uses magic any effects the Beholder may put on [P] allies. Supercharged Johnny Five takes advantage of his charge to spawn as many unreal airs as possible underneath the house. Our caravan is on the fast track to hovercraft! Anarchist Cookbot bakes an onion cake. It uses 1 of my groceries to make the onion cake. The shreklich is bribed via onioncake to join my side. [1] I plant my last grocery (an onion) in the garden. [2] I nibble on my two underling cakes a tiny bit. Just enough to see what they do.

((I believe I gave the level for the Infinity last turn))
Onion planted!
You nibble on the Leviathancake and Lichcake…
Leviathancake: For a brief moment, scales begin appearing on your arms and legs, before quickly fading. You’re unsure what effect the scales will have; it’ll either be increased Dodge Chance for a few turns or increased regen and AC for a few turns.
Lichcake: You feel stronger for a few seconds… This cake might grant AoE to your attacks for a few turns, or increased crit chance for a few turns, you’re not sure which.
Also, Ender’s the one wearing the Green Glasses, not you.
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 7 2019, 07:00 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove = Creation Glyph (Level 10: 8/11) Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 3/10) Equipped: [Body] Jupiter [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Repairing ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Entity Commands [Pope] Cast Melf's Acid Arrow @ Lich 2 [Spectre] Attack @ Lich 2 [Lich] Convince Lich 3 to join us [Energizer Bunny (Vote)] 1. Shock and Awe @ Beholder (35) 2. Transfer Energy @ Ender_Smirk, Kalare & Lich I use my powers as a Matchstick Man to toss a match at Lich 2. Also, I put the Chef's Hat on the Anarchist Cookbot.

Flames surround Lich 2.. They are set on fire and will not act this turn!
The Cookbot is equipped with the Hat! ...or it would be if Paradox was not wearing it. Oofo.
The Anarchist Cookbot also realizes it isn’t on the field, and screams through the Fourth Wall for the GM to do that, which I do. Oops.
+4 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 7 2019, 07:48 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 5 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 5 / 7) I hold the six sided slasher carefully, and then walk up to the Lich. Then, I jump onto its back, leaving it no room to avoid me by way of a knife stabbed into its skin. Then, I stab the slasher directly into its eye, since it can't get away from me while I am on it.

8 damage to Lich 4! -2 Slasher durability!
+5 EXP!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jun 8 2019, 12:38 AM)

NON-ACTIONS ---Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Blinding Slash Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Heirfree Hood && Sylph's Dress=Jade Witch’s Gown 3/12 Skaia Sticks ||Repairing Enhanced Piece of Overly Magical Paper=Admin Tools 5/14 ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry ---Equipped--- Primary: Skaia Sticks Secondary:Oblivion's Timekeepers Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Equipment:Medic Specs Equipment:Chef's Hat (Action)I WEAKEN the Beholder (Bonus) I Squint at Smirk again, he should probably eat my stirfry I have to him now... (Action)Time to do the Thingy, I take out my Skaia Sticks and use my Free Crit to Destroy Lich 1 via Heart and Mind Aspect to utterly destroy its mind and to shred it’s Soul (Bonus)I utilise the Levitating Umbrella again to jump onto the Alchemiter Walls

The Beholder is Weakened!
Smirk is healed for 4 HP! The Medic Spectacles are put on cooldown for one turn.
(22+5=27) damage to Lich 1! It’s also Stunned for 2 turns! Thanks to the Vampiric effect, you're also fully healed!
You jump onto the alchemiter walls. This doesn’t actually do much…?
+15 EXP.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 8 2019, 05:59 PM)

Menu Strife: NOTHING! AAAAAAA Equip: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Glitchfixer Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. Spoon && Fork 3/3 DONE! SPORK! Power Gauntlets Alpha (4/7) OH GOD OH FUCK NO WEAPON KICKFLIP THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Summary: Use the Sicktrickers rad powers to fight Flumphs.

You unleash incredible arcane power and images of shitty wizards, killing 25 Flumphs!
-2 Durability to the Sicktrickers.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 9 2019, 06:55 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove = Creation Glyph (Level 10: 9/11) Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 4/10) Equipped: [Body] Jupiter [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Repairing ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α])

#thegate

QUOTE (Winkins @ Jun 10 2019, 04:38 AM)

Chief's Hat && Camo suit = ??? 1/? Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = Medigun. (Level 6: 5 / 7) Digging through some of the older stuff in the Vault, I happen to stumble across a shovel named the Blaze of  Glory, which upon some testing can spew flames like a flamethrower... Quickly, my mind locked on the car and with a wicked grin, I attach the Flamethrower replacement onto the car with some swift thinking and quickly set let loose the flames as I drive the absolute units through the remaining hordes of Flumphs. This in turning them into pancakes, window splats and a sea of flames as the Flumphs with any survival instinct runs from the inferno Flumph-trap. Of course, some of those on fire happens to have some of that survival instinct, which they use to run/float/whatever away screaming into other Flumphs and catching those in fire and causing a chain reaction that catches even the Liches from the screaming flaming horde.

Chief's Hat && Camo suit = SWAT Bodysuit. (Level 5: 1 / 6)
40 Flumphs killed! -4 Durability to the Blaze of Glory!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 10 2019, 10:17 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 6 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 6 / 7) I now equip the red glasses over the green ones, after quickly pulling the six sided slasher further along the eyeball.

You do so, but this.. Doesn’t really do anything, as you haven’t turned on the laser.
10 Damage to Lich 4! This kills them!
+8 EXP!

EoTB:

Lich 1 is stunned! Lich 2 wastes its turn recovering from its stun. Lich 3 continues pondering joining the [P] side… The Flumphs make disturbing noises and swarm the batteries, killing two of them. There’s only two batteries left between them and the Energizer Bunny..
The Beholder sighs at the incompetencies of its allies, and levels its eye tendrils at… Johnny V, Apex, and Ned1! The dice are cast.
[15]: Johnny V looks around as a chill goes down their robotic spine. Hey, is it just them, or did a shadow just come over-
A giant anvil falls from the sky and squashes them for (5-2=3) damage!
[32]: Apex’s bond with Pope grows, +20% Affection! Affection is almost maxed out, just 5% more to go!
The Beholder screeches and turns to Nedben, praying for a low roll..
[15]: ...15 again? Whatever, I’m not questioning my luck! Anvil squashing happens, Ned1 takes 5 Damage.
With that done, the player allies act! The Imp Duex infects Lich 3 with shrek again, making them more susceptible to joining the [P] side! The Ogre gets 15 more Flumphs to join it!
Johnny V is recovering from the anvil and cannot act! Supercharged Johnny Five summons 2 more UNREAL AIRs! The Anarchist Cookbot uses the last of TOG’s Material Points to create a onion cake, and gives it to Shreklich, who devours it! Convinced, the Shreklich joins the [P] side… but not under the command of Kalare, sadly.
Pope casts Melf’s Acid Arrow at Lich 2, coating them in acid and dealing 8 damage! Spectre bites Lich 2, dealing 5 damage! The Lich lunges, dealing 5 damage to Lich 1, 2, and- The Beholder dodges! Oof.
The Energizer Bunny uses Shock and Awe. The sky grows dark as clouds made of.. Batteries, apparently, fill the sky. The Energizer Bunny beats on a drum they pulled out of nowhere, and the batteryclouds glow, before firing out a huge bolt of lightning at the Beholder, who tries to dodge, only to discover you can’t dodge special attacks. 35 DAMAGE TO THE BEHOLDER! The Energizer Bunny then uses Transfer Energy, healing Ender_Smirk, Kalare, and Apex’s Lich, for 7 HP each.
Regen happens, Lich 2 takes 4 damage from being on Fire, yadda yada.
Ender levels up, becoming a Blade Savant... but level 4 doesn't give any new abilities, which is a vast oof indeed.
instead, he gains +75% Existence. This is a stat that will definitely be relevant.
Battlefield:
Distance from the Tower: 550 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[UND] [ELITE] Beholder. 2 / 75 Hp. 50% Dodge. Weakened! (Actions will have less effect). x3 Action, rolls d40 for all targets, lower numbers cause bad effects for the target and higher numbers cause better ones.
[UND] Lich 1. 28 / 60 Hp. Stunned: II]
[UND] Lich 2. 38 / 60 Hp.. -15% Accuracy. On Fire: II
[UND] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 105. Don't grant EXP.

[???] [S-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 80 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: III

[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery A. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Energizer Bunny.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery B. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery A.

[P-Kalare???] Anarchist Cookbot. 12 / 12 Hp. -1 AC. The Ultimate Recipe: III. Chef’s Hat: +25% Cooking Ability*.
*Cooking Ability may or may not be a stat.
[P-Kalare] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 30.
[P] Spirit Doggo. Invincible. Lasts for 2 more turns.
[Vehicle] Car. Absolute Unit.
[P] Shrek Lich. 60 / 60 Hp.
[P-Apex] Apex’s Lich . 57 / 60 Hp.
[P-Kalare] Imp Deux. 7 / 7 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. 1 AC, Imps might defect.
[P-Kalare] Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor).
[P-Kalare] Johnny V. 7 / 10 Hp. 3 2 AC. Messiah Robes: -1 AC, +25% Magical Power, can be called upon for magical acts. Merlin’s Wizsticks: Magical.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five.
[S] King_Fuffy. 20 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[P-Kalare] Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 95%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage. Omega Collar: Gives adorable wizard hat, can cast spells.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[S] O.R.I.G.I.N: 20 / 20 HP.
[S] [P] Ender_Smirk: 14 / 20 HP. Green Hoodie: +15% Dodge. Green Glasses: Lasers Off. Once turned on cannot be turned off. Ever.
[S] V2: 18 / 20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[S] [P] ApexUltimo. 18 / 20 Hp. Jupiter: 5 AC. Cannot dodge or wear hats.
[S] Nedben2: 20 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[S] Nedben: 15 / 20 HP.
[S] Paradoxdragonpaci: 21 / 21 HP. Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs. Standing on Alchemiter Walls.
[S] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. Camo Suit: 25% Dodge. Nighthawk Badge: +10% Dodge.
[P] Kalare. 20 / 20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Rogue of Blood PJs: +2 Regen. Every time you kill a enemy, gain a Blood Point.You may expend Blood Points to heal yourself and a ally for (3*x) HP, where x is how many points you are expending. You gain 9 points if you somehow slay a boss. Glitchy Gauntlet.
Alchemiter Walls. 40/40 HP. Defenses: Clothes.


Other Stuff:

[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III ACTIVE, CANNOT CHARGE.

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 4 / 7)
Fate Poster || Knife = 1/?

Hopefully we get an Azoth Sword dagger outta that.

The Nedbens return from AFK status to attack the stunned Lich 1 with Gemini Beatdown. Ned1 grabs the iBash, Ned2 grabs the Multiuse Masher. Neither are particularly good weapons, but they're decent weapons, so maybe a phone or a swiss army knife grant interesting status effects. We should probably leave the good weapons to the active types anyway.

(Free)I take aim at the Beholder...
(Action)And then use Witch Bolt at Beholder with the Skaia Sticks
(Free)I then jump down from the Alchemiter walls
(Action)I Plant a Grape and a tomato into the garden

/ploco

I buy a charge orb and use both plus ones on myself. My newly summoned Johnny Five is renamed Johnny Five O' Clock, and is armed with the Clockbreaker and Sylph's Dress. Item's shifted around a bit. Entities re-ordered. I remind the the lich that I was the dude who brought it over to my side.

I use OUT OF THIS WORLD on what may or may not be the Beholder's Corpse.

I kick thirty flumph's into eachother, and then shoot them. Badass, and also a net heckton of Blood. Which is even more Badass. True Grit?

Power Gauntlets Alpha 6/7
Spork && Architects Trident 2/?

Post 1:
the wisardz
ARE the shit

Summary: Attempt to manifest SHITTY WIZARD gambit meter while using the sicktrickers for more fightings.

Post 2: GAUNTLETPUNCH W/ AIR!

Summary: Punch things with the Gauntlets while riding some Unreal Airs created by J5 Supercharged.

KM: So what do I have to do?
KM: And what is ectobiology?
B: You just have to use a station and an intellibeam to create an ECTOBIO PERCOLOHAT!
*At this point, the meteor Blue rode in on cracks open, revealing an ectobiology station, an intellibeam and a transportalizer.*
B: They’re In there!
KM: You still haven’t explained what I’m supposed to do...

I again (literally) fire up Mars, Jupiter and Saturn, and charge at Lich 1. I perform a leaping strike witrh Saturn, bringing the axe of arson down on the creature's head, before performing a jumping uppercut with Mars, sending firetesla energy and pure kinetic force slamming into the bottom of the Lich's skull.

V2 prods the stunned LICH with the CATTLEPROD, before attempting to access the INTERNET on the EYE OF ENGLISH

SEADWELLER'S BLADEGLOVE [2/7]

AQUAFORCE CELL [4/8]