Respawning [2/2]

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 15 2019, 05:53 PM)

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 2 / 5) Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = ??? 1/? Happy with my relative safety, I take up the Healer's Headbreaker and decided to go around healing a someone or two. I leap across the water onto not too deeply flooded rubble and spot Apex still hanging on and not dead yet. As the sneaky boi that I am, I dive underneath the water briefly and get to the alchemiter wall and scale it. Soon enough, a shadow is cast over Apex from behind before he gets bonked by the Healer instrument, experiencing pain as his head break but heal at the same time. After he regains his mind from the healing blungeoning, I was already out of sight to bonk another person's head.

Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = Medic’s Sneaksuit. (Level 4: 1 / 5)
Bonkity bonk. Apex healed for 5 HP! -2 HH Durability.
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 15 2019, 09:04 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn (Level 10: 7/11) Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level ?: 5/??)  Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Mars   Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing, Repairing) "Goddamnit, people are really hurt. Pope," I call, beckoning him over, "could you be a dear and go heal Ender_Smirk with your new wizard powers? He nods and barks in affirmation, and rushes off to give aid. "Oh, and remember!" I call after him, "make sure that once you're done, you bound your fluffy ass right back on top of this wall! I don't want anything to happen to you! Understood?" He gives a yap in response, almost inaudible to my ineffective human ears at this distance. "Grr. I should have been faster with THE PLAN. Ugh. Guess I'll just finish it off now." Borrowing back the Architect's Trident, I raise it high into the sky and, with it's earthbending powers, raise the ground under all the cars, rubble and the alchemiter as high as the Trident can send them, keeping the pillars thick enough to stay sturdy against the wave. This will undoubtedly shred the durability of the Trident, so I take the EPOMP and read out the glyphs I wrote on it as a magical spell, to repair and reinforce the Trident. Finally, I build up a giant earthen wall with the newly-revitalized Trident, surrounding the Leviathan like a dam against the Tidal Wave.

Pope nods, barks, and readies his almighty power of wizardry.
You raise the height of every car by 1! This breaks the trident.. Or would have, if you didn’t use the EPOMP to restore 3 durability to it, at the cost of 2 max durability for the EPOMP.
+6 EXP.

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 15 2019, 11:28 PM)

Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = le PURPASKEETA 3/4 Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = 2/? "There's nothing to fear but fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." Franklin Delano Roosevelt declares splendidly. The Nedbens engage a Trick or Yeet with ZAZZERpan's SLICKRODS, yeeting the Leviathan about and getting skateboards everywhere. They then ride off into the air by using the sylladex as extradimensional ballast to keep the UNREAL AIRS captchalogued earlier as hoverboards. Nedben2 picks up Nedben's reviving corpse and flies off via an UNREAL AIR. Nope, nope, ollies outie into the sky.

Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = Crapdice of Derse. (Level 3: 1 / 4)
You ollie out into the sky!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 16 2019, 10:33 PM)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 6 / 11) Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 5 / 10) Can't let this get any more out of my hands. I only have one feasible option. First the setup. I borrow the Cattle Prod, and prepare myself. If possible, I observe what symbol the Leviathan has. If not, I just get to the wall, and use it as a point to lodge the spear directly into the Leviathan. Then, I pull out the Popomatic Masher someone just borrowed from me, and preform a jumping smash directly into the spear. This should embed the spear into that thing fairly well, with the bonus of possibly electrifying him.

You smash the Cattle Prod into the Leviathan, destroying it and dealing 12 damage! Then, the Popomatic Masher activates, and the die is cast..
2-8-8
...huh, another double eight. Vriska, is that you?
Anyway, due to this roll being so extremely similar to the one last turn, it gets a RNG-fueled boost, dealing four damage… and preventing the Leviathan from upping the water level this turn!
They didn’t really borrow it from you, considering the inventory is open to all, but /shrug.
+14 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 16 2019, 10:55 PM)

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 9/13). Glasse || Scroll of Curaga = Medic’s Spectacles. (Level 5: 2/ 6) Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes With the Levitating Umbrella,i quickly jump up to Ender Smirk's place on Rubble Chunk Two and pass him the Stirfry for him to consume in his own action while i switch to Heirfree Hoodie because -2 AC is a bad idea now

You move to Rubble Chunk Two, then swap to the Heirfree Hood, removing the Archmage’s robes.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ May 17 2019, 12:36 PM)

Menu Strife: Architects Trident Talents: Parkour Keane is FEELING IT. Specifically the feeling known as ACUTE OW. And also the feeling of DEATH. Architects Trident && Gloves= Glyph Gauntlets 7/9 Architects Trident && Unreal Air= GlyphstEL Sick Tricker 3/6 As Keane floats over the alchemiter, he contemplates the meaning of the gate and resolves to tell the others about it.

You begin resurrection. Due to a few new rule changes decided on, you now don’t need to post twice to revive (see details at the bottom of the dop), so you also finish resurrecting .

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ May 18 2019, 01:46 AM)

"One turn. One hundred twenty six damage. Seems reasonable." The sheriff has two real options. He either a) tries to use the Blue Moon but risk killing allies, or b) Do something else?Hmm... both sound like really good options. However, he just can't bring himself to attempt option a. Option b it is... umm... The sheriff leans back in his imaginary chair, contemplating what to do in this lawless town. He reaches forwards and opens a drawer in his invisible desk. A few fake rays of light escape past the nonexistent wooden shutters of his sheriff's office. These lights reveal that, in his hand, is a cigar. We interrupt this program to remind readers not to smoke. Smoking is bad. Don't do it kids. He puts it in his mouth and bites down, biting his tongue because his cigarette isn't really there. The sheriff doesn't notice. He leans back a bit more and kind of rocks in his chair. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the an actual lighter. And of course, by actual lighter, the sheriff means the Bunsen Burner Basher. It's like a lighter, but so much cooler. He grasps at the handle and presses the small button that turns on the flaming hammer head. As he does this, his imaginary world is burnt away in front of him. He begins to feel his teeth chomping against his tongue. He realizes that he isn't sitting on a chair, but instead on the top of one of the cars. He also notices that the rays of light aren't coming from the wooden shutters. No, it isn't shutters that's casting light on his face. It's light that has flowed through the telescope and is now like some sort of spotlight. As he looks at the telescope, he realizes that the Bunsen Burner Basher is there too. In fact, the Bunsen Burner Basher is currently emitting light through the telescope. And, to the sheriff's surprise, the light is being focused into some sort of laser beam by the telescope. It is a huge flaming hammer head after all. This focused light blasts out of the telescope and right at the Leviathan, creating an immensely painful sunburn on it. "What was that?" As the sheriff questions what he just did, the Nightmare attempts to leap up to the alchemiter walls. It can probably bite onto a rope made of clothes and then do other parkour shenanigans. Alchemies: Ball && Umbrella = Umbrella Ball. (Level 3: 3/ 4) Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 7 / 13)

You deal 15 damage to the Leviathan, and inflict On Fire!
+10 EXP.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ May 18 2019, 07:19 AM)

Respawning 1/2

You respawn.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ May 18 2019, 11:49 AM)

MENU ---Talents--- Dexteritous af :V Light Screen ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Camo Suit && Heirfree Hood = Blackheir’s Hood. (Level 8: 9/9.) Gives you +35% dodge, and STEALTH. lighter || bullet = probably some leadfuel, of precedent is anything to go by 2/?? Curse of Strahd && Sylph's Dress = Rogue of Blood PJs 5/?? ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Phoenix Robes ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Secondary: Pistol [III] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Sylph's Dress Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Queen's Mask Equipment: iGlove I check out my Pistol real quick. Is it a revolver or a standard handgun or what? What make, if you could spitball real quick? Either way, I load it in an appropriate manner for its model while remaining as dramatically stylish as ever. I toss the rock turban inside where pope is ordered to throw it on. He can also take the Atomic Tophat if Johnny Five wont be respawning. Meanwhile, I wrap the Blackheir's Hood around myself. [1] I set up a system of mirrors that allows me to see what's going on inside the building from a safe distance. If that ability was a free action then I search around for something with which I may ensure my continued survival. [2] From the safe distance of my hiding place outside and aiming through my mirror system, I timestop only a small part of the Leviathan's body using the clockbreaker. This means that its thrashing will force it to rip said timestopped part out as it is incapable of moving along with the rest of it. This does a bad thing to the leviathan. I grip onto my items VERY TIGHTLY to stop people from using them.

Lighter || Bullet (x1) = Bullet Lighter. (Level 3: 1 / 4). It’s like a lighter, but instead of fire it produces bullets.
You set up some mirrors.
It seems to be a standard handgun.
You freeze time on part of the Leviathan! The next time it attacks, it’ll get a nasty surprise…
-2 Clockbreaker durability.
+8 EXP.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ May 18 2019, 03:10 PM)

"There seems to be a distinct lack of... attacking... Well, no point in trying to survive..." The sheriff still can't bring himself to zap the entire battlefield. How unfortunate. Instead, the sheriff puts on the chief's hat and pulls out a police badge. He holds up the badge and points it at the Leviathan. "You're under arrest!" Didn't he already do that? "I'm charging you with grand theft auto, attempted burglary, and destruction of private property!" Well, that's new at least. "Put your hands in the air where I can see them!"" The Leviathan raises its various tentacles in the air, slightly confused. "You're gonna be going away for a long time!" Again, hasn't it been established there's no jail? "Now, get in the car!" He gestures towards car one, which oddly now has the ZAPPERpan's Slickrods resting on top of it, acting like some weird representation of police lights. The Leviathan, still confused about many things, firstly of which being why this cop isn't eating a donut, attempts to crawl into the car. Of course, the Leviathan doesn't fit in the car. However, the sheriff is undeterred. He takes out the iBash and starts trying to whack the Leviathan into the car. At the same time, he attempts to call headquarters with the iBash. As we've established, there is no headquarters, but the sheriff can always try. Eventually, the Leviathan finally fits a single tentacle into the car, taking up the entire car. The Leviathan seems quite content with the progress, but the sheriff isn't. "I can't drive around with a giant monster handing out the side of my car! You're under arrest! Get in the car!" The Leviathan attempts to fit another tentacle into the car. However, all of this stress is too much for the vehicle, causing it to shatter, sending different car parts exploding into the Leviathan's face. This also harms the sheriff, who was standing on the car, but that can't be helped. Alchemies: Ball && Umbrella = Umbrella Ball. (Level 3: 4/ 4) Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 9 / 13)

You launch another huge attack! -3 durability to iBash, Car One destroyed, and 23 damage done to the Leviathan! ..and then, due to you specifying you are also hurt by your attack, and uh, well, being at 1 HP, you proceed to accidentally KO yourself.
This heroic sacrifice adds another 5 damage to the attack.
+10 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 18 2019, 07:23 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn (Level 10: 8/11) Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level 12: 6/11)  Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Mars   Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing, Repairing) I send Pope off to make another round trip to go heal Paradox and return to the walls. Noncombatant medic doggo for the win! Then I start setting up for a Satanic ritual. Lovely, I know.. Anyway, I make the obligatory circle out of rocks and lay a clothes pentagram within it. Then, I bring the Makeshift Spear up and slam it down on my knee, snapping it in twain. It's so shoddy it's only useful for alchemizing anyway, and we've got its code already. Now, it shall have new purpose! I use my powers as a Matchstick Man to conjure up a match and light up the two halves at their ends, and using Eyes of Flame (what's the sacrifice? oxygen, duh! it's very important!) to see the future, I time my backwards toss of the match to correspond with the Mars fire-lightning blast through the water that for some unknown reason got temporally delayed. Hopefully that fire will give the blast even more oomph. I plant my two ghetto-ass broken spear torches by the circle along with the Extendable Torch, making an equilateral triangle. Symmetry's important, right? Then, I carefully arrange the bunny plush, outlet battery inside the circle, along with the dead imp bodies before they disappear. You never said they needed to be alive and in my future vision, their corpses were still there, so don't you Thanos-spirograph them away. Look, I even used two so you can't complain about their deadness. Finally, I take a small sip of the liquid mana bottle, just to make sure I've got the power for this operation, and proceed to chant. "IÄ ENERGIZER BUNNY! IÄ ENERGIZER BUNNY!! IÄ ENERGIZER BUNNY!!!"

You do it.
Bunny Plushie, Battery, Outlet, and Extendable Torch all expended.
Electricity arcs through the air, and everyone feels.. For some reason, energized. Even though many of you are exhausted due to your recent battles with underlings and the Leviathan.
With one final zap, a lightning bolt crashes from the sky, and from the flames, emerges…
The Energizer Bunny, who nods at you, and raises their hands, lightning swirling around them.
They turn to the Leviathan, who stares it down. It’s time for the conflict of the century.
The Energizer Bunny arrives.
His full stats and attacks can be found in a spoiler under his healthbar. You can also talk to him, if you want.
+8 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 18 2019, 08:06 PM)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 7 / 11) Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 6 / 10) Well, looks like someone will have to do something drastic for us to win at this point. Can't think of a better person to do it, so I look to those who aren't reviving currently. "If this doesn't work, and I don't come back, then please, survive for me." This time, I simply rush straight up, jumping to noclip straight through the beasts teeth, taking a second, and then stabbing the Discount Regisword through another noclip, sending it straight into the brain. When physics reasserts itself upon the regisword, the brain, the bone between it and the jaw, the flesh below said bone, and the regisword all are damaged quite severely. I use what remains of the handle, as it tore free from the rest which now sits in splinters within the thing's brain, mostly breaking the mental capacity to do much of anything, to stab into the fleshiest looking thing within the jaw. I either then try to escape back to the wall, using Noclip wherever possible, or if escape seems unlikely, I make certain to make the Leviathan regret letting me do anything near it.

You turn the Discount Regisword into the Discount 1/4th Regisword, leaving only the hilt, crossguard, and small shards of blade, and with one epic attack, dealing….
- = CRITICAL HIT! x2.0 DAMAGE! = -
30 damage!
...and 3/4ths of your blade are now impaled in the Leviathan’s brain! It screeches, and spins around.. But it seems your attack has heavily damaged its mental capabilities, rendering it slow, partially paralyzed, and completely unable to differentiate between targets. In other words, it now does less damage, and I’ll roll Random.org for attacks instead of just selecting them myself. Oh, and it has -25% accuracy.
+8 EXP.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 19 2019, 04:26 AM)

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 3 / 5) Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = ??? 2/? Looking for an ally to bash with the Healer's Headbreaker, I spot the Ned, or Ned 2? somehow floating above the water. My eyes happily gleam for another chance to bonk people and quickly traverse the watery store by swimming. Having come below Ned2, I ready my throwing arm and toss the Headbreaker directly at his head. A satisfying bonk sound echoes in the store as the hammer bounced off Ned2's head after making its impact which i caught and swam and climbed up the car stack that was Car four and two.

Bashity Bongity! You heal Ned2 for 5 HP. -2 HH Durability.
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 19 2019, 06:21 AM)

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 10/13). Glasse || Scroll of Curaga = Medic’s Spectacles. (Level 5: 3/ 6) Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes I take another leap towards Car 4 with the Levitating Umbrella and nailed it,i take a swig of Dionysus Canteen and hope it heals me enough to the next turn

You join Winkins on the car stack.
You drink 1/3rd of the Canteen, healing you for 8 HP and giving you a free crit, which you can use at any time to ensure the action you’re using it on will crit.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ May 19 2019, 06:43 AM)

Respawning [2/2]

EOTB:

The Leviathan screeches, its voice growing weaker by the minute. But its not giving up. Even with a blade impaled in its brain and the multitude of attacks thrown at it, and even though it can’t raise the water this turn, it can still attack! And it does so, targeting… *rolls dice*..
Pope (Misses), Winkins (4 damage), Dagoth (dead), and Nedben (dead)
Part of the Leviathan also rips off thanks to TOG as it attacks, dealing 10 damage.
The Leviathan then deals a (weakened by Blade in Brain) 5 damage to everyone in water, which is V2 (4 damage because regen), King_Fuffy, and the Energizer Bunny (who’s AC negates the attack)
Pope then calls upon the power of cuteness, blessing Ender_Smirk, V2, and Apex, which is just a fancy way of saying he heals them all 5 HP.
The Energizer Bunny idles, with no orders.
Regen then happens. Everyone heals for double and The Leviathan takes double damage from the bleeding because I forgot regen last turn....
....
....
16% of 300 is 48.
The Leviathan has 46 HP remaining.
You see where I'm going with this?

LEVIATHAN SLAIN!
The Leviathan topples over, and slowly, water drains. Everyone stares in awe at the fallen beast, and cheering erupts!
Loot:
+10 EXP. To everyone.
+300 Grist.
+4 Skaiacoin.
+3 Free Repairs.
+5,000 Leviathan Scales
+2 To everyone's alchemy progress.

Parking Lot Zone:

[EVI] ascending unreal air. 10 Units high. Players: The Nedbens.
[EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell. Acts as a platform. Units High: 7. People: V2.
Car One is gonezo, much like its second cousin twice-removed, car three.
[EVI] Car Two. Platform!. 7 Units high. People: King_Fuffy (Being crushed)
[EVI] Car Four. Is on top of Car Four, giving it +6 Units. Platform!. 9 15 Units high. People: Winkins, Paradox/
Car Three is gonezo, rest in pepperonis.
[EVI] Car Five. Platform!. 7 Units high. Waterlogged.
[EVI] Rubble Chunk. Platform!. 8 Units high. People: Dagoth. The Nightmare.
[EVI] Rubble Chunk Two. Platform!. 8 Units high. People: Ender_Smirk.
[EVI-ALC] Alchemiter Walls. Platform! 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes. 11 units high. Cannot be jumped to unless you are on a platform 8 CLOTHES ROPE: 6 or more units high. People: Apex and Pope.

[???] [PLR-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 80 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: 1 / 3.

[PLR] King_Fuffy. 20 / 20 Hp.
[PLR-TOG] Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 35%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 0 / 20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 7 / 20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 20 / 20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 0 / 20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 12 / 20 Hp. 4 AC. Cannot dodge.
[PLR] Nedben2: 6 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 20 / 20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 10 / 21 HP. Free Crit: READY! Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs.
[PLR] Winkins/Camo Guy. 12 / 20 Hp. 25% Dodge.
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter! Garden.
[PLR-EVI] Nedben’s Garden. Compost: Growth of everything quintupled.
Planted:
N/A.

Street Zone:
[PLR] TOG. 15/20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Queen’s Mask: +2 AC, Imps might defect. iGlove: ???. Inside store.

OTHER:
Dog Emblem: Tier One.
[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III READY!

I buy a lootbox for 200 and two Johnny Fives from the Shop. I open the lootbox.
I arm Johnny Five A with Merlin's Wizsticks or whatever they're called as well as the Messiah Robes. I dub him Johnny V.
I arm Johnny Five B with Zazzerpan's Slickrods and the electrosuit, who's electrical properties supercharge this Johnny Five. The new Johnny Five will be appropriately dubbed the Supercharged Johnny Five.

I remind Carleah to read my equipment and see what I'm wearing and what I have been wearing for a while now and give me my frickin regen already.

[1] I tear almost all the paper out of the infinite use papertipped pencil, allowing it to begin regening from almost nothing. I light the paper on bullet using the bullet lighter, creating a bunch of bullets for myself.

[2] I bake a cake. The batter is made with fruit. The icing is made with medimist foam. It is sprinkled with little grapes. Voila! Healing x3 cake!

I gather up some of the shards of the Shell, using the Hammerhead Digger to break apart pieces too large to captchalogue.

For my bonus action, I more carefully read through chapters 0 and 5 if the Consort book, since certain events meant I was unable to peruse them properly.

(Bunny Action Vote: Battery Party)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 10 / 11)
Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 9 / 10)
Nearly there.
I look around at everything. It appears we easily skinned the thing once we killed it, so I get out a knife, and begin cutting around into the brain area. Might as well see if my sword fragments are retrievable. If they appear impossible to regain, I instead go over and try to cut out a claw. Might as well see if it would be useful.

The alchemiter makes a clone of the sheriff's body. Yay! As the new sheriff clone that may or may not possess the original sheriff's conscience looks around, one thought occurs to him. "How did we kill it?" And no one answers him because they're just as surprised as new him is.
The Nightmare, on the other hand, is too busy trying to eat some Leviathan flesh before its too old and rotten and loses all its flavor.
Alchemies
Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 13 / 13) (+2 from boss)

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 4 / 5)
Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = Medic’s Sneaksuit. (Level 4: 3 / 5)

After the cheers of the post battle, I start wondering what to do... It was then that I remember that we have a fully functional, if old, car that can be still used for our benefits!

Seeing as I didn't unlock the doors when I was inside the car, I climbed on top of Car Four and go through its Sunroof as I did previously and unlocked them. I quickly got on the driver seat, noting the gas fuel meter was near full (Lucky!), I carefully drive off car two and grin at the new vehicle that available for our use.

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 13/13).Done
Glasse || Scroll of Curaga = Medic’s Spectacles. (Level 5: 6/ 6)Done
Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks
I use REWRITE to render Car 4 DRY as well as use the Vampirism Scroll on the Skaia Sticks

Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = le PURPASKEETA 4/4 Done! (finished earlier?)
Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = Crapdice of Derse 4/4 Done!

The nedbens fly over the alchemiter walls and captchalogue the Unreal Air to jump down to the walls accordingly.

because I get away with more stuff/round than usual:

...They then alchemize more Unreal Airs using excess +1s because flying skateboards of shittiness sound like a fun/terrifying time in case we have to fly past anything in the future. noooo

Broken Skateboard || iSock = UNREAL AIR. 1/1. Done!
Broken Skateboard || iSock = UNREAL AIR. 1/1. Done!

The Nedbens proceed to search the ruins of the store for waterproof or water-resistant objects, seeing as those are most likely to have survived the watery doom brought about by the Leviathan.

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Architects Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets 8/9
Architects Trident && Unreal Air = glyphSTEL Sick Trixcer 4/6

KM: GUYS GUYS GUYS! LOOK OVER THERE!

*Keane points at the gate*

KM: There's some sort of weird spirograph in the sky! Also hello, my name is Keane what're your names?

Just then, everyone witnesses something come shooting out of the gate and a resounding crash sounds. You see the lid of a cruxtruder and a Cruxite Dowel fly up, and you hear a voice.

???: WAUGH!

paper armor || scales = 1/?
Broken Skateboard || iSock = UNREAL AIR. 1/1. Done!

it doesn't stop from keep getting taller...until the Nedbens sylladex the offending unreal airs.

Search again for broken but usable objects in the area, such as smashed things, parts ripped out of machines, etc. They may not be that good, but even junk objects could be something new and exciting to alchemize with.

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 11 / 11)
Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 10 / 10)
Having finally gotten my two new alchemies, I try on the Green Glasses with the Greenie hoodie. What, I like to match the colors. I am going to put them together as a normal set later. First, I try to observe what sort of trippy visions these glasses give me.
Then, I dig, with my bare hands, a little irrigation setup in the garden, and see if I can route enough outside water into it to further our plant work.

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 5 / 5) (DONE!)
Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = Medic’s Sneaksuit. (Level 4: 4 / 5)

Upon obtaining the car, I quickly set about parking it within the Alchemiter to keep it safe.

I then get out the car and chill around the firepit, drying out the water from my clothing and get grabby with good ol' Pope. Pats were delivered and a furry belly was scratched as I healed up emotionally and physically as Pope and I dried up by the firepit.

V2 disassembles some CARS for materials, before voting for purchasing the HOLOPAD

MAKESHIFT TRIDENT [4/4]!

EYE OF ENGLISH [10/11]

CHARGE POINT && BATTERY [1/?]

Architects Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets DONE!
architects trident && unreal air = glyphstel sicktricker 5/6

Keane equips the Glyph Gauntlets and rushes off toward the crash site. Upon reaching the site, he finds an open Cruxtruder and a trail of Dowels.

I use the Dualblade Staff to carve up part of the Leviathan's carcass, slicing out giant, juicy cuts of meat.

Then, I scavenge for vegetables and fruits that we don't already have.

(Cake || Can of Medimist)&& Fruit 1/??
Skaia Sticks ||Repairing Enhanced Piece of Overly Magical Paper 1/??

Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks


I render the Medic Specs as HEALING and equip the Medic Specs

Alright, after a long wait (this post was made on may 24th but I actually did the dop on may 30th, for reference), I managed to finish the echedop!
I'm way too tired to write out a full explanation for everyone, and you guys can go read the sheet yourselves, so...
tl;dr, My Little Paradox: EXP is Magic, Apex is a dog trainer, Fuffy broke SBURB, TOG can make war crimes and/or/slash delicious cakes, and dagoth is technically inactive but still is leveled up
Now go forth, my improperly balanced players, and slaughter everything!

V2 disassembles the RUBBLE CHUNKS, using the resulting materials to fortify the ALCHEMITER WALLS, before installing the EYE OF ENGLISH on a pedestal inside the walls

EYE OF ENGLISH [11/11]!

CHARGE POINT && BATTERY [2/?]

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ May 19 2019, 07:39 PM)

MENU ---Talents--- Dexteritous af :V Light Screen ---Alchemy--- [1,2 +2] lighter || bullet = probably some leadfuel, of precedent is anything to go by 4/4 Anarchist Cookbot 3/8 Curse of Strahd && Sylph's Dress = Rogue of Blood PJs 9/12 ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Phoenix Robes Bullet Lighter ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Secondary: Pistol [III] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Sylph's Dress Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Queen's Mask Equipment: iGlove I buy a lootbox for 200 and two Johnny Fives from the Shop. I open the lootbox. I arm Johnny Five A with Merlin's Wizsticks or whatever they're called as well as the Messiah Robes. I dub him Johnny V. I arm Johnny Five B with Zazzerpan's Slickrods and the electrosuit, who's electrical properties supercharge this Johnny Five. The new Johnny Five will be appropriately dubbed the Supercharged Johnny Five. I remind Carleah to read my equipment and see what I'm wearing and what I have been wearing for a while now and give me my frickin regen already. [1] I tear almost all the paper out of the infinite use papertipped pencil, allowing it to begin regening from almost nothing. I light the paper on bullet using the bullet lighter, creating a bunch of bullets for myself. [2] I bake a cake. The batter is made with fruit. The icing is made with medimist foam. It is sprinkled with little grapes. Voila! Healing x3 cake!

You buy the Mythical Epic Games Superrarity Awesomium Lootbox.
You got…
- x1 Loyal Imp Duex (Uncommon)
- x1 Loyal Ogre (Super Rare)
- x1 Staff (Common)
- x1 Eraser (Common)
- x1 Chef’s Hat (Rare)
- x1 Skaiacoin (Super Rare)
- x1 Shop Coupon (Mythical)
- x1 Glitchy Gauntlet (Super Rare)
..that’s a lot of stuff.
Fixed.
You reduce the infinite use papertipped pencil to 0 durability, from which it slowly starts regening, loose 2 durability from the bullet lighter, and get three bullets.
You use the rest of the MediMist®, and 3 grape bunches, to make 3 Healing Cakes.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 19 2019, 07:59 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: (+2 to all from boss) Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn (Level 10: 11/11) ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove (Level ??: 3/?) Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level 12: 9/13)  Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Mars   Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing, Repairing) I gather up some of the shards of the Shell, using the Hammerhead Digger to break apart pieces too large to captchalogue. For my bonus action, I more carefully read through chapters 0 and 5 if the Consort book, since certain events meant I was unable to peruse them properly. (Bunny Action Vote: Battery Party)

ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove = Creation Glyph. (Level 10: 1 / 11)
Shards of the Shell added to inventory.
Loading chapters, please stand by…

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 19 2019, 08:30 PM)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 10 / 11) Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 9 / 10) Nearly there. I look around at everything. It appears we easily skinned the thing once we killed it, so I get out a knife, and begin cutting around into the brain area. Might as well see if my sword fragments are retrievable. If they appear impossible to regain, I instead go over and try to cut out a claw. Might as well see if it would be useful.

You dig around, and find the sword fragments…
And when I say sword fragments, I say “hundreds of little sword bits”. Oof.
You instead take a claw.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ May 19 2019, 08:56 PM)

The alchemiter makes a clone of the sheriff's body. Yay! As the new sheriff clone that may or may not possess the original sheriff's conscience looks around, one thought occurs to him. "How did we kill it?" And no one answers him because they're just as surprised as new him is. The Nightmare, on the other hand, is too busy trying to eat some Leviathan flesh before its too old and rotten and loses all its flavor. Alchemies Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 13 / 13) (+2 from boss)

You revive. I bop myself on the head for not adding the new revival rules.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 19 2019, 11:17 PM)

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 4 / 5) Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = Medic’s Sneaksuit. (Level 4: 3 / 5) After the cheers of the post battle, I start wondering what to do... It was then that I remember that we have a fully functional, if old, car that can be still used for our benefits! Seeing as I didn't unlock the doors when I was inside the car, I climbed on top of Car Four and go through its Sunroof as I did previously and unlocked them. I quickly got on the driver seat, noting the gas fuel meter was near full (Lucky!), I carefully drive off car two and grin at the new vehicle that available for our use.

You are now in possession of a car.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 20 2019, 12:19 AM)

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 13/13).Done Glasse || Scroll of Curaga = Medic’s Spectacles. (Level 5: 6/ 6)Done Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks I use REWRITE to render Car 4 DRY as well as use the Vampirism Scroll on the Skaia Sticks

You render Car 4 dry.
Vampirism Scroll consumed! Skaia Sticks enchanted!

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 20 2019, 01:32 AM)

Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = le PURPASKEETA 4/4 Done! (finished earlier?) Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = Crapdice of Derse 4/4 Done! The nedbens fly over the alchemiter walls and captchalogue the Unreal Air to jump down to the walls accordingly. because I get away with more stuff/round than usual: ...They then alchemize more Unreal Airs using excess +1s because flying skateboards of shittiness sound like a fun/terrifying time in case we have to fly past anything in the future. noooo Broken Skateboard || iSock = UNREAL AIR. 1/1. Done! Broken Skateboard || iSock = UNREAL AIR. 1/1. Done! The Nedbens proceed to search the ruins of the store for waterproof or water-resistant objects, seeing as those are most likely to have survived the watery doom brought about by the Leviathan. \></

+2 UNREAL AIRs. god is dead and nedben killed him.
[11]
You find three Pool Noodles.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ May 21 2019, 12:30 PM)

Menu Strife: Architect's Trident Talents: Parkour Architects Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets 8/9 Architects Trident && Unreal Air = glyphSTEL Sick Trixcer 4/6 KM: GUYS GUYS GUYS! LOOK OVER THERE! *Keane points at the gate* KM: There's some sort of weird spirograph in the sky! Also hello, my name is Keane what're your names? Just then, everyone witnesses something come shooting out of the gate and a resounding crash sounds. You see the lid of a cruxtruder and a Cruxite Dowel fly up, and you hear a voice. ???: WAUGH!

...okay, before I process this, King_Fuffy, can we please chat over discord in DMs about what you’re trying to do with this? Reckoning isn’t like most DTG games, and while I do want to allow player freedom, I need to make sure that things don’t mess with the overarching plot as a whole. I believe you’re in #DTG discord? My username and tag is Carleah22#0354.

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 21 2019, 07:34 PM)

paper armor || scales = 1/? Broken Skateboard || iSock = UNREAL AIR. 1/1. Done! it doesn't stop from keep getting taller...until the Nedbens sylladex the offending unreal airs. Search again for broken but usable objects in the area, such as smashed things, parts ripped out of machines, etc. They may not be that good, but even junk objects could be something new and exciting to alchemize with.

You don’t have paper armor, so i assume you make some. -1 paper.
Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 1 / 7)
+1 UNREAL AIR.
You search..
[18]
You find a broken cash register!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 21 2019, 10:49 PM)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 11 / 11) Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 10 / 10) Having finally gotten my two new alchemies, I try on the Green Glasses with the Greenie hoodie. What, I like to match the colors. I am going to put them together as a normal set later. First, I try to observe what sort of trippy visions these glasses give me. Then, I dig, with my bare hands, a little irrigation setup in the garden, and see if I can route enough outside water into it to further our plant work.

Where are you routing water from? If it’s the parking lot, then let me remind you that the Leviathan’s flood slowly drained away after it died.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 22 2019, 12:34 PM)

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 5 / 5) (DONE!) Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = Medic’s Sneaksuit. (Level 4: 4 / 5) Upon obtaining the car, I quickly set about parking it within the Alchemiter  to keep it safe. I then get out the car and chill around the firepit, drying out the water from my clothing and get grabby with good ol' Pope. Pats were delivered and a furry belly was scratched as I healed up emotionally and physically as Pope and I dried up by the firepit.

You raise Pope’s affection by 20%. Both you and him fully heal.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ May 22 2019, 05:13 PM)

V2 disassembles some CARS for materials, before voting for purchasing the HOLOPAD MAKESHIFT TRIDENT [4/4]! EYE OF ENGLISH [10/11] CHARGE POINT && BATTERY [1/?]

You get the Assorted Car Parts and Engine.
You no longer have enough grist to purchase the Holopad, sadly.
I && Battery = Aquaforce Cell. (Level 7: 1 / 8)

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ May 23 2019, 12:21 PM)

Menu Strife: Architects Trident Talents: Parkour Architects Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets DONE! architects trident && unreal air = glyphstel sicktricker 5/6 Keane equips the Glyph Gauntlets and rushes off toward the crash site. Upon reaching the site, he finds an open Cruxtruder and a trail of Dowels.

You equip the gauntlets.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 23 2019, 06:14 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove (Level ??: 4/?) Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level 12: 10/13)  Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Mars   Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing, Repairing) I use the Dualblade Staff to carve up part of the Leviathan's carcass, slicing out giant, juicy cuts of meat. Then, I scavenge for vegetables and fruits that we don't already have.

You get Leviathan Meat. Ew.
[3]
You find nothing.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 24 2019, 10:28 AM)

(Cake || Can of Medimist)&& Fruit 1/?? Skaia Sticks ||Repairing Enhanced Piece of Overly Magical Paper 1/?? Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks I render the Medic Specs as HEALING and equip the Medic Specs

It seems that rendering Car 4 as dry sapped most of your Rewrite energies for this turn…
Equipped.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ May 25 2019, 02:19 PM)

V2 disassembles the RUBBLE CHUNKS, using the resulting materials to fortify the ALCHEMITER WALLS, before installing the EYE OF ENGLISH on a pedestal inside the walls EYE OF ENGLISH [11/11]! CHARGE POINT && BATTERY [2/?]

+10 MHP to the Walls! It immediately heals up to 40.

End of Turn.. uh, there isn’t a fight, so just End of Turn:

Everyone sits around, unsure of what to do next. Birds chirp, pope cuddles with Winkins, Apex reads, a few other players peeking over his shoulder. The Energizer Bunny summons up a pair of batteries, using Battery Party twice.. All is good.
…but of course, this is DTG, and something has to happen.
As everyone sits around, the air grows cold. Everyone tenses, some of you readying weapons. A crackling sound fills the air, coming from above, and your group glances up. In the sky, green energy congregates and zooms down, slamming into the middle of the parking lot. The energy takes on a humanoid shape, adding in a cloak to its form for some reason. Some of the more trigger-happy players attack, but are immediately teleported back to where they were standing. The figure looks at all of you, then looks at the dead Leviathan and a smile appears on its face. And then, it speaks.
Clap clap clap, y(0)u did it! Aren’t y(0)u pr(0)ud (0)f y(0)urselves! Killing the big bad m(0)nster! Amazing! I w(0)uld pat y(0)u guys (0)n the back, but then y(0)ur at(0)ms w(0)uld be individually ripped apart and spread (0)ut acr(0)ss space, instantly killing y(0)u, and we can’t have that!
Everyone stares, confused.

Oh, yeah! I’m sure you’re wonder who I am~! That’s easy! I’m parentheses zero parentheses, your friendly neighborhood AI First Guardian! Of course, you guys don’t know what a First Guardian is. To put it simply, I’m god!

It… giggles.
And just like the biblical g(0)d, (0)r at least s(0)me interpretati(0)ns (0)f it while I may still like y(0)u guys, I’m still g(0)nna kill y(0)u all brutally in the Rapture! In r(0)ughly.. (0)h, three days!
….wait, what.
I did menti(0)n that part, right? N(0)? (0)h, (0)(0)psies? T(0) put it simply, I have this Gate thingy (y(0)ur b(0)(0)k can tell y(0)u m(0)re ab(0)ut that, I’m sure), that up(0)n (0)pening will annihilate Earth, reset SBURB, the game that screwed everything up, and grant the (0)ne (0)r (0)nes wh(0) walk thr(0)ugh g(0)dh(0)(0)d (0)ver this new universe. Why’s the Gate there? Again, b(0)(0)(0)(0)k! Unf(0)rtunately, the Gate’s pr(0)grammed t(0) n(0)t let First Guardians in (Rude!), s(0) I’m g(0)nna have t(0) spend th(0)se three days gathering up energy t(0) brute-f(0)rce it!
..and that’s why I’m here t(0) talk t(0) y(0)u! Y(0)u see, I have a l(0)ve (0)f sp(0)rt, s(0), little surviv(0)rs. Y(0)u’ve pr(0)ven y(0)ur strength by besting the Leviathan, which has caught my attenti(0)n. And s(0), I have a challenge f(0)r y(0)u
Images appear in the air behind “(0)”, showing the city of light and dark, of Derse and Prospit, the city with the tower containing that white monolith, and that.. Gate. The image zooms out, showing the continent you’re on, dots marking where the city is, and where you guys are.
If y(0)u can make it acr(0)ss this c(0)ntinent. If y(0)u can fight thr(0)ugh the waves (0)f Underlings. If y(0)u can beat everything I thr(0)w at y(0)u, make it thr(0)ugh the city I’ve crafted (0)f SBURB’s fractured c(0)de and reach my t(0)wer. If y(0)u can best me in a duel…
Then I’ll let y(0)u thr(0)ugh the Gate. Y(0)u’ll escape Earth. Bec(0)me the g(0)ds (0)f a new w(0)rld, with(0)ut any games that will destr(0)y the w(0)rld.
The being does a flip in midair, and slowly spins around, staring at each and every one of you with the mad grin on its face.
But if y(0)u fail? Die? Run (0)ut (0)f time?
Then I win. I bec(0)me the g(0)d, the (0)nly g(0)d, and I’ll be able t(0) d(0) whatever I want.
N(0)w, lemme just…
In the very far distance, you can see something emit a pillar of green and red energy, twisting into the sky.
hat marks the t(0)wer, s(0) y(0)u can measure y(0)ur distance fr(0)m it.
The being laughs AGAIN, and waves.
Y(0)u can take my challenge, (0)r just sit ar(0)und and wait f(0)r y(0)ur deaths. Either way is fine with me. But if y(0)u want t(0) try and defy g(0)d, and play a game with him?
G(0)(0)d luck! :D

The being proceeds to explode harmlessly, leaving a scorch mark in the shape of (0) on the ground.
...well then.


...and with that, that marks the end of Act 0, or the Prologue! Buckle up friends and TOGs, because it's time for things to truly start.
Also, changes are made to the rules, mainly about revival.
Battlefield:
Distance from the Tower: 550 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[???] [PLR-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 80 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: 1 / 3.

[???] [PLR-ALY] Battery A. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard.
[???] [PLR-ALY] Battery B. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard.

[OBJ-VEH] Car.
[UND-PLR] Imp Deux. 7 / 7 Hp. Loyal to TOG.
[UND-PLR] Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Loyal to TOG.
[RBT-PLR] Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 2 AC. Messiah Robes: -1 AC, +25% Magical Power, can be called upon for magical acts. Merlin’s Wizsticks: Magical.
[RBT-PLR] Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five.
[PLR] King_Fuffy. 20 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[PLR-TOG] Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 20 / 20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 8 / 20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 20 / 20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 13 / 20 Hp. 4 AC. Cannot dodge.
[PLR] Nedben2: 7 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 20 / 20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 11 / 21 HP. Free Crit: READY! Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs.
[PLR] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. 25% Dodge.
Alchemiter Walls. 40/40 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter! Garden.
[PLR-EVI] Nedben’s Garden. Compost: Growth of everything quintupled.
Planted:
N/A.

Street Zone:
[PLR] TOG. 19/20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Queen’s Mask: +2 AC, Imps might defect. iGlove: ???. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Slyph’s Dress: +3 Regen, -2 AC.

OTHER:
Dog Emblem: Tier One.
[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III READY!