Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 5 / 11)
Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 4 / 10)
On the off chance that we haven't done enough damage to kill the Leviathan with all these attacks, I prepare to... Oooopsie!? Why are there more Bullet Hell rip off particles ripping into the Leviathan? And why am I beginning to think they look like Flowey's "Friendliness Pellet" Bullets?

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 8/13).
Glasses||Scroll of Curaga=??? 1/??
Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(2/3 remaining),Blood Donators,Archmage Robes
I equip the Archmage Robes and with some Magic,levitate the Needles and shot them into the eyes (if it has them) for maximum OW before they come back to me and probably make me a half-kaiju as well,the how of how the Leeching gives my HP becomes known

Architects Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets 6/9
Architects Trident && Unreal Air = ??? 2/9

Keane McZupp stabs the leviathan again.

(Does everyone get presight on their first rung or is every ability exclusive to that person? I figure I can justify Presight as my video game reflexes kicking in.)

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 12 2019, 11:21 PM)

Camo suit && Rock Shirt = Boulder Suit. (Level 5: 6/6) DONE Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = Fireman’s Smokesuit. (Level 5: 5 / 6) Not like how the water is rising, I make the snap decision of entering the late 90s car through its sunroof, which it conveniently has. Once inside, I find it surprisingly not totally flooded and quickly dive under the driver's wheel. Once under, I play around with the wire, thanking my luck as it still happens to be a car from the 90s and start hotwiring it to which I proceed to hijack it and drive the working car onto the Car number two... which I may or may not given warning about me occupying his space with the car.

You drive car four onto car two, crushing King_Fuffy for 5 damage.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ May 13 2019, 02:14 AM)

MENU ---Talents--- Dexteritous af :V Light Screen ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Camo Suit && Heirfree Hood = Blackheir’s Hood. (Level 8: 8/9.) Gives you +35% dodge, and STEALTH. Curse of Strahd && Sylph's Dress = Rogue of Blood PJs 3/?? ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball Armageddon Orb Frying Pan Phoenix Robes ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Sylph's Dress Armor:  Rock Shirt Turban Equipment: Queen's Mask Equipment: iGlove Johnny Five Equips the Armagedon Orb and drives up towards the Leviathan and detonates it. The rest of my entities run like hell. [1] I scavenge the battlefield for ammunition for my gun. Even if its just one bullet. I then proceed to [2] RUN THE FUCK AWAY.

ahahahhahhhaahahhahhaHAHAHHHHHimeanwhat
That action will happen in the EOTB.
You, because I feel merciful, ignore the great random.org in the sky and find three bullets.
You then run the fuck away, dodging past tentacles to flee the store and flooded parking lot, and stop, watching from a distance.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 13 2019, 12:38 PM)

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 7 / 13). Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 11/11)DONE Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(2/3 remaining),Blood Donators With Oblivion's Timekeepers,i warp Space itself,making the top of the Cars higher then before as i stretch the fabric of Space-Time with the wands,sing up the last of the Magical Power up i received,i then equip the Blood Donators...

You increase the height of Car Four by 2, and Car One by 1. -3 Timekeeper durability.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 13 2019, 09:25 PM)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 3 / 11) Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 2 / 10) Now I start climbing up the largest nearby rubble chunk, before using it as a point to get some slashes down the side of the Leviathan. I think this hit him where it hurts, but with something this big, how should I know? Also, I continue pondering whether these glasses were, and their friend is, worth the time it takes to alchemize, since no powers seem to be visible. (Side note, have you been including my crit chance from the split hoodie? If not, I sense it is becoming the hoodie of charge up DM missing the rolls for free bonus damage, at this point.)

You climb up Rubble Chunk Two.
..please be more specific when you use abilities in the future, as I just barely caught that “hit him where it hurts”. Regardless, 4 damage done, Bleeding Applied.
+3 EXP.
...what weapon did you use?
As you ponder this, you briefly see.. Something, beyond your comprehension. You whirl around, your vision filled with non euclidean shapes, and can make out outlines of every person present, with a symbol floating within their outlines. You can use your bonus action to see what each person's symbol is.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 14 2019, 04:11 AM)

Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = Fireman’s Smokesuit. (Level 5: 6 / 6) DONE Police Badge || Camo Suit = ??? (1/?) (USING CAMO SUIT ON EVERYTHING REEEE) Climbing out of the car, I Immediately stare down at the leviathan and memed with Popomatic Masher in hand. "I have the high ground Leviathan!" With that said, I hold the Popomatic Masher with both hands, ready to smite RNG should he come close or use my obviously superior elevation to toss the Popomatic Masher at it, and still evoke RNG.

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 1 / 5)
Rolling (3d10)...
4-4-9.
With the mystical power of the double fours (and also a nine) you deal 11 damage!
imagine if that had crit...
+11 EXP.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ May 14 2019, 10:43 AM)

V2 grabs some stray COPSES from the PILE, and chucks them onto RUBBLE CHUNK ONE in an attempt to make it higher. They then throw a corpse at the LEVIATHAN to distract it. MAKESHIFT TRIDENT 2/4 EYE OF ENGLISH 7/11

You lower the height of the pile of corpses by 1, and raise the height of the first rubble chunk, also by 1.
The Leviathan takes 3 damage and will not target you this turn.
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 14 2019, 05:03 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn (Level 10: 7/11) Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level ?: 5/??)  Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Mars   Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing, Repairing) I take the EPOMP (fantastic acronym) and, once again, glyphically write out a word with the aid of Wizstick power. This time, I write out "Repairing". Then, I down the entire bottle of water and put the Wizsticks in the empty vessel, letting the liquid mana flow out and fill up the bottle.

You add the word Repairing to the EPOMP. It will now repair itself after use. oh god.
The Leviathan turns the water into ice as you drink it, choking you to death..
You turn the Bottle of Water into a Bottle of Liquid Mana.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ May 14 2019, 06:16 PM)

Menu STRIFE: Architect's Trident Talents: Parkour Architect's Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets 5/9 I attempt Architect's Trident && Unreal Air.  <<<Battlestuff>>> I continue stabbing the Leviathan. [[[RPstuff]]] As I stab the Leviathan, I look up to the sky. I very briefly see what appears to be a gate before I have to look back at the leviathan. I also decide to call the leviathan 'Leviathanos'. KF: Wait... Was that a Gate???

Architect's Trident && Unreal Air = GlyphstEL Sick TRICKER (Level 6: 1 / 6)
I’ll just assume you’re using the Architect’s Trident. You deal..
- = CRITICAL HIT! x2.0 DAMAGE! = -
12 damage! No durability is lost because of crits.
+15 EXP because newcomer bonus.
((er, could you tell me in PMs over discord what you plan to do with the gates? I’m Carleah22 over there))

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ May 14 2019, 10:57 PM)

"No no no no. Not the Nightmare. Not the Nightmare." The Sheriff looks to his left, then to his right. "Nope, that didn't work. Oo, new abilities." The Sheriff now attempts his arguably greatest feat. "CONTRABAND! Those charge points are against the law. Creating around tidal wave goes completely against the natural law. I'll be taking one of those." He takes one of the charges for the Tidal Wave and just kind of throws it away. Alchemies: Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 5 / 13) Ball && Umbrella = ? 1/?

Ball && Umbrella = Umbrella Ball. (Level 3: 1 / 4)
You proceed to.. Oh my god you..
You steal the Leviathan’s charge point because I laughed out loud at this action.
Leviathan’s Charge Point added to the inventory.
The Curse of Repetitiveness then kicks in, preventing you from doing that again for a while.
+11 EXP for the creative action.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 14 2019, 11:19 PM)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 5 / 11) Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 4 / 10) On the off chance that we haven't done enough damage to kill the Leviathan with all these attacks, I prepare to... Oooopsie!? Why are there more Bullet Hell rip off particles ripping into the Leviathan? And why am I beginning to think they look like Flowey's "Friendliness Pellet" Bullets?

10 damage!
No exp because Battletech.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 15 2019, 07:39 AM)

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 8/13). Glasses||Scroll of Curaga=??? 1/?? Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(2/3 remaining),Blood Donators,Archmage Robes I equip the Archmage Robes and with some Magic,levitate the Needles and shot them into the eyes (if it has them) for maximum OW before they come back to me and probably make me a half-kaiju as well,the how of how the Leeching gives my HP becomes known

Glasse || Scroll of Curaga = Medic’s Spectacles. (Level 5: 1 / 6)
You replace the Heirfree Hood with the Robes, granting you a whopping +50% magic damage.
..maximum what? What does OW stand for? Regardless, you deal 6 damage, get -2 durability, and heal for 3 HP. It sadly does not turn you into a kaiju, rip.
+6 EXP.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ May 15 2019, 12:00 PM)

Menu Strife: Architects Trident Talents: Parkour Architects Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets 6/9 Architects Trident && Unreal Air = ??? 2/9 Keane McZupp stabs the leviathan again. (Does everyone get presight on their first rung or is every ability exclusive to that person? I figure I can justify Presight as my video game reflexes kicking in.)

Again, assuming you’re using the Trident…
5 damage.
+6 EXP.
((OOC: everyone gets different abilities for their rungs. ...well, a few people may have identical branches, but everyone is guaranteed to have at least two unique branches. And even if two people share a branch, the branches will levelup separately.))

EOTB:
...well, this turn is gonna be a bloodbath.
First off, the Leviathan raises water level by 2. This waterlogs..
…
It waterlogs everything except the Walls and Car Four. WELL THEN.
The Leviathan tilts its head, and makes a expression that vaguely looks like a smile. It then proceeds to do 10 damage to everyone not above water. (Before you kill me, I will say that originally the water was going to do instakills by this point in the battle, so count yourself lucky). Anyway, this kills all of the entities (Johnny Five insta-revives, destroying the Phoenix Robes.), one of the Nedbens, Dagoth, V2, and King_Fuffy. Ahahah. The Leviathan then smacks Ender for 8 damage
With the Leviathan actions done, Johnny Five rolls up and raises the Armageddon Orb over his head. It then smashes it into the ground, breaking it. For those unaware, the Armageddon Orb was a object TOG obtained from finding a secret on the google sheet and using the wish it granted him to gain. Said wish was for something to deal with the Leviathan.
The orb explodes as it breaks, obliterating Johnny Five. But of course, it doesn’t stop there, shredding through the parking lot. The front of the store and part of the inside is casually obliterated, along with the Leviathan, dealing oh, just a casual 100 damage is done. +40 EXP to TOG.

Parking Lot Zone:

WATER LEVEL: 7 Units.
[UND] [BOSS] Leviathan. 126/300 Hp. Raises Water Level by 2 every turn. Deals heavy damage to everyone in water. Tidal Wave: III READY!. Bleeding: II.

[EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell. Acts as a platform. Units High: 6. People: V2. Waterlogged.
[EVI] Car One. Platform!. 7 Units high. People: O.R.I.G.I.N. Waterlogged.
[EVI] Car Two. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: King_Fuffy (Being crushed) Waterlogged.
[EVI] Car Four. Is on top of Car Four, giving it +6 Units. Platform!. 8 14 Units high. People: Winkins… is inside it.
Car Three is gonezo, rest in pepperonis.
[EVI] Car Five. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Both Nedbens. Waterlogged.
[EVI] Rubble Chunk. Platform!. 7 Units high. People: Dagoth. The Nightmare. Waterlogged.
[EVI] Rubble Chunk Two. Platform!. 7 Units high. People: Ender_Smirk. Waterlogged.
[EVI-ALC] Alchemiter Walls. Platform! 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes. 10 units high. Cannot be jumped to unless you are on a platform 8 CLOTHES ROPE: 6 or more units high. People: Apex and Pope.


[RBT-PLR??] Anarchist Cookbot. 0 / 12 Hp. -1 AC. The Ultimate Recipe: III.
[PLR] King_Fuffy. 0 / 20 Hp.
[RBT-PLR] Johnny Five. 0 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 Damage. Phoenix Robes: Insta Revives upon death, once.
[PLR-TOG] Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 35%.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[NED-UND] Imps. 0 / 5 x 2 Hp. 1 Regen.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 1 / 20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 2 / 20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 0 / 20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 0 / 20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 2 / 20 Hp. 4 AC. Cannot dodge.
[PLR] Nedben2: 6 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 0 / 20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 2 / 21 HP. Archmage’s Robes: +50% Magic Damage. -2 AC.[PLR] Winkins/Camo Guy. 16 / 20 Hp. 25% Dodge.
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter! Garden.
[PLR-EVI] Nedben’s Garden. Compost: Growth of everything quintupled.
Planted:
N/A.

Street Zone:
[PLR] TOG. 15/20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Queen’s Mask: +2 AC, Imps might defect. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. iGlove: ???.

OTHER:
Dog Emblem: Tier One.
[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III READY!

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 2 / 5)
Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = ??? 1/?

Happy with my relative safety, I take up the Healer's Headbreaker and decided to go around healing a someone or two. I leap across the water onto not too deeply flooded rubble and spot Apex still hanging on and not dead yet. As the sneaky boi that I am, I dive underneath the water briefly and get to the alchemiter wall and scale it. Soon enough, a shadow is cast over Apex from behind before he gets bonked by the Healer instrument, experiencing pain as his head break but heal at the same time.

After he regains his mind from the healing blungeoning, I was already out of sight to bonk another person's head.

"Goddamnit, people are really hurt.
Pope," I call, beckoning him over, "could you be a dear and go heal Ender_Smirk with your new wizard powers?
He nods and barks in affirmation, and rushes off to give aid.
"Oh, and remember!" I call after him, "make sure that once you're done, you bound your fluffy ass right back on top of this wall! I don't want anything to happen to you! Understood?"
He gives a yap in response, almost inaudible to my ineffective human ears at this distance.
"Grr. I should have been faster with THE PLAN. Ugh. Guess I'll just finish it off now."

Borrowing back the Architect's Trident, I raise it high into the sky and, with it's earthbending powers, raise the ground under all the cars, rubble and the alchemiter as high as the Trident can send them, keeping the pillars thick enough to stay sturdy against the wave.
This will undoubtedly shred the durability of the Trident, so I take the EPOMP and read out the glyphs I wrote on it as a magical spell, to repair and reinforce the Trident.
Finally, I build up a giant earthen wall with the newly-revitalized Trident, surrounding the Leviathan like a dam against the Tidal Wave.

Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = le PURPASKEETA 3/4
Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = 2/?

"There's nothing to fear but fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." Franklin Delano Roosevelt declares splendidly.

The Nedbens engage a Trick or Yeet with ZAZZERpan's SLICKRODS, yeeting the Leviathan about and getting skateboards everywhere. They then ride off into the air by using the sylladex as extradimensional ballast to keep the UNREAL AIRS captchalogued earlier as hoverboards.

Nedben2 picks up Nedben's reviving corpse and flies off via an UNREAL AIR. Nope, nope, ollies outie into the sky.

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 6 / 11)
Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 5 / 10)
Can't let this get any more out of my hands. I only have one feasible option. First the setup.
I borrow the Cattle Prod, and prepare myself.
If possible, I observe what symbol the Leviathan has.
If not, I just get to the wall, and use it as a point to lodge the spear directly into the Leviathan. Then, I pull out the Popomatic Masher someone just borrowed from me, and preform a jumping smash directly into the spear. This should embed the spear into that thing fairly well, with the bonus of possibly electrifying him.

Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = le PURPASKEETA 4/4 Done!
Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = 3/?

Nedben2 continues ascending into the sky. He can drop down by abusing sylladex to captchalogue, drop down slightly, and redeploy. Jpeg flight power!

...Nedben continues respawning.

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 9/13).
Glasse || Scroll of Curaga = Medic’s Spectacles. (Level 5: 2/ 6)
Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes
With the Levitating Umbrella,i quickly jump up to Ender Smirk's place on Rubble Chunk Two and pass him the Stirfry for him to consume in his own action while i switch to Heirfree Hoodie because -2 AC is a bad idea now

Keane is FEELING IT. Specifically the feeling known as ACUTE OW. And also the feeling of DEATH.

Architects Trident && Gloves= Glyph Gauntlets 7/9
Architects Trident && Unreal Air= GlyphstEL Sick Tricker 3/6

As Keane floats over the alchemiter, he contemplates the meaning of the gate and resolves to tell the others about it.

"One turn. One hundred twenty six damage. Seems reasonable." The sheriff has two real options. He either a) tries to use the Blue Moon but risk killing allies, or b) Do something else?Hmm... both sound like really good options. However, he just can't bring himself to attempt option a. Option b it is... umm...
The sheriff leans back in his imaginary chair, contemplating what to do in this lawless town. He reaches forwards and opens a drawer in his invisible desk. A few fake rays of light escape past the nonexistent wooden shutters of his sheriff's office. These lights reveal that, in his hand, is a cigar.
We interrupt this program to remind readers not to smoke. Smoking is bad. Don't do it kids.
He puts it in his mouth and bites down, biting his tongue because his cigarette isn't really there. The sheriff doesn't notice. He leans back a bit more and kind of rocks in his chair. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the an actual lighter. And of course, by actual lighter, the sheriff means the Bunsen Burner Basher. It's like a lighter, but so much cooler. He grasps at the handle and presses the small button that turns on the flaming hammer head.
As he does this, his imaginary world is burnt away in front of him. He begins to feel his teeth chomping against his tongue. He realizes that he isn't sitting on a chair, but instead on the top of one of the cars. He also notices that the rays of light aren't coming from the wooden shutters. No, it isn't shutters that's casting light on his face. It's light that has flowed through the telescope and is now like some sort of spotlight. As he looks at the telescope, he realizes that the Bunsen Burner Basher is there too. In fact, the Bunsen Burner Basher is currently emitting light through the telescope. And, to the sheriff's surprise, the light is being focused into some sort of laser beam by the telescope. It is a huge flaming hammer head after all. This focused light blasts out of the telescope and right at the Leviathan, creating an immensely painful sunburn on it. "What was that?"
As the sheriff questions what he just did, the Nightmare attempts to leap up to the alchemiter walls. It can probably bite onto a rope made of clothes and then do other parkour shenanigans.
Alchemies:
Ball && Umbrella = Umbrella Ball. (Level 3: 3/ 4)
Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 7 / 13)

Respawning 1/2

I check out my Pistol real quick. Is it a revolver or a standard handgun or what? What make, if you could spitball real quick? Either way, I load it in an appropriate manner for its model while remaining as dramatically stylish as ever. I toss the rock turban inside where pope is ordered to throw it on. He can also take the Atomic Tophat if Johnny Five wont be respawning. Meanwhile, I wrap the Blackheir's Hood around myself.

[1] I set up a system of mirrors that allows me to see what's going on inside the building from a safe distance. If that ability was a free action then I search around for something with which I may ensure my continued survival.

[2] From the safe distance of my hiding place outside and aiming through my mirror system, I timestop only a small part of the Leviathan's body using the clockbreaker. This means that its thrashing will force it to rip said timestopped part out as it is incapable of moving along with the rest of it. This does a bad thing to the leviathan.

I grip onto my items VERY TIGHTLY to stop people from using them.

"There seems to be a distinct lack of... attacking... Well, no point in trying to survive..." The sheriff still can't bring himself to zap the entire battlefield. How unfortunate. Instead, the sheriff puts on the chief's hat and pulls out a police badge. He holds up the badge and points it at the Leviathan. "You're under arrest!" Didn't he already do that? "I'm charging you with grand theft auto, attempted burglary, and destruction of private property!" Well, that's new at least. "Put your hands in the air where I can see them!"" The Leviathan raises its various tentacles in the air, slightly confused. "You're gonna be going away for a long time!" Again, hasn't it been established there's no jail? "Now, get in the car!" He gestures towards car one, which oddly now has the ZAPPERpan's Slickrods resting on top of it, acting like some weird representation of police lights. The Leviathan, still confused about many things, firstly of which being why this cop isn't eating a donut, attempts to crawl into the car. Of course, the Leviathan doesn't fit in the car. However, the sheriff is undeterred. He takes out the iBash and starts trying to whack the Leviathan into the car. At the same time, he attempts to call headquarters with the iBash. As we've established, there is no headquarters, but the sheriff can always try. Eventually, the Leviathan finally fits a single tentacle into the car, taking up the entire car. The Leviathan seems quite content with the progress, but the sheriff isn't. "I can't drive around with a giant monster handing out the side of my car! You're under arrest! Get in the car!" The Leviathan attempts to fit another tentacle into the car. However, all of this stress is too much for the vehicle, causing it to shatter, sending different car parts exploding into the Leviathan's face. This also harms the sheriff, who was standing on the car, but that can't be helped.
Alchemies:
Ball && Umbrella = Umbrella Ball. (Level 3: 4/ 4)
Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 9 / 13)

I send Pope off to make another round trip to go heal Paradox and return to the walls. Noncombatant medic doggo for the win!

Then I start setting up for a Satanic ritual. Lovely, I know..
Anyway, I make the obligatory circle out of rocks and lay a clothes pentagram within it. Then, I bring the Makeshift Spear up and slam it down on my knee, snapping it in twain.
It's so shoddy it's only useful for alchemizing anyway, and we've got its code already. Now, it shall have new purpose!
I use my powers as a Matchstick Man to conjure up a match and light up the two halves at their ends, and using Eyes of Flame (what's the sacrifice? oxygen, duh! it's very important!) to see the future, I time my backwards toss of the match to correspond with the Mars fire-lightning blast through the water that for some unknown reason got temporally delayed. Hopefully that fire will give the blast even more oomph.
I plant my two ghetto-ass broken spear torches by the circle along with the Extendable Torch, making an equilateral triangle. Symmetry's important, right?
Then, I carefully arrange the bunny plush, outlet battery inside the circle, along with the dead imp bodies before they disappear. You never said they needed to be alive and in my future vision, their corpses were still there, so don't you Thanos-spirograph them away. Look, I even used two so you can't complain about their deadness.
Finally, I take a small sip of the liquid mana bottle, just to make sure I've got the power for this operation, and proceed to chant.
"IÄ ENERGIZER BUNNY! IÄ ENERGIZER BUNNY!! IÄ ENERGIZER BUNNY!!!"

Gonna delay the dop till tomorrow so that more people have time to post and revive.
Remember: You still have to post twice to revive.

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 7 / 11)
Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 6 / 10)
Well, looks like someone will have to do something drastic for us to win at this point. Can't think of a better person to do it, so I look to those who aren't reviving currently. "If this doesn't work, and I don't come back, then please, survive for me."
This time, I simply rush straight up, jumping to noclip straight through the beasts teeth, taking a second, and then stabbing the Discount Regisword through another noclip, sending it straight into the brain. When physics reasserts itself upon the regisword, the brain, the bone between it and the jaw, the flesh below said bone, and the regisword all are damaged quite severely. I use what remains of the handle, as it tore free from the rest which now sits in splinters within the thing's brain, mostly breaking the mental capacity to do much of anything, to stab into the fleshiest looking thing within the jaw. I either then try to escape back to the wall, using Noclip wherever possible, or if escape seems unlikely, I make certain to make the Leviathan regret letting me do anything near it.

Police Badge || Camo Suit = Nighthawk Badge. (Level 4: 3 / 5)
Healer's Headbreaker && Camo Suit = ??? 2/?

Looking for an ally to bash with the Healer's Headbreaker, I spot the Ned, or Ned 2? somehow floating above the water. My eyes happily gleam for another chance to bonk people and quickly traverse the watery store by swimming. Having come below Ned2, I ready my throwing arm and toss the Headbreaker directly at his head.

A satisfying bonk sound echoes in the store as the hammer bounced off Ned2's head after making its impact which i caught and swam and climbed up the car stack that was Car four and two.

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 10/13).
Glasse || Scroll of Curaga = Medic’s Spectacles. (Level 5: 3/ 6)
Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes
I take another leap towards Car 4 with the Levitating Umbrella and nailed it,i take a swig of Dionysus Canteen and hope it heals me enough to the next turn