Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 6/ 13).
Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 10/11)|
Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(3/4 remaining)

I sigh and with Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Stab the Leviathan remotely via Magic Powers

Camo suit && Rock Shirt = Boulder Suit. (Level 5: (2+2)/6 = 4/6)
Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = ??? (1+2 = 3/?)

Once again stump about how to do some sneakies, I give up on that Idea and instead carefully take out, and equip the Electrisuit.

Upon being fully dressed, I suddenly get inspired when I noticed one of the survivors ridding him and recall the moment I obtained an ability related to sneakies! So closing my eyes, I started to think, feel like there's Nothing to see here..

Opening my eyes, I look around me with wonder, does anyone... no... the better question if anything can even notice me here existing right now?

Entranced with this power, I make the decision to mount the Leviathan and reach the top of its head, unnoticed by the world.

I slap on as many bandaids as necessary.

[1] I, following the advice handed to me, nab the gun. [2] I then climb up as far as I can.

CATTLE PROD 4/4!

V2 climbs onto CAR 1, before prodding the LEVIATHAN with the CATTLE PROD

EYE OF ENGLISH 5/11

Red Glasses && 8-Ball 2/?
Discount Regisword && Dice 1/?
I finally revive, and climb onto the convenient nearby alchemiter wall to prepare for the next attack.

Camo suit && Rock Shirt = Boulder Suit. (Level 5: (2+2)/6 = 5/6)
Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = ??? (4/?)

Knowing that this might terribly backfire on me, I continue with I had planned and prepare to give some good BRAIN BLAST.

With some tinkering to get my suit to work, I immediately attempt to fry the Leviathan's brain and unleashed a whole load of electricity into its head. The Electrisuit continues to give more electricity into the attack as it is directed into my Zap Lens and immediately fires a larger shock.

Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = Fated ElectricSuit 5/5 Done!
Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = 2/?
Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = 1/?

The nedbens use THE SUNSCATeet...! to perform the rare and highly dangerous 2x Aerial Skateboard Ballet into the Leviathan, without being set on fire, and then return to the cartop.

I get some more clothes (hehehe) and tie them into a rope, so that I can get down from the walls and others can get up them.
Using this rope to climb down, I thrust Mars into the water and let it rip, sending fiery lightning currents through towards the Leviathan. Experience plasma, you overgrown worm!

V2 shanks the LEVIATHAN with the CRAPPY SPEAR, before grinding the freshly-salvaged BONES into BONE MEAL

EYE OF ENGLISH 6/11

CRAPPY SPEAR && FORK 1/?

Pope and V2 are healed for 4 HP because I goofed last turn and they were actually out of range. V2’s location is also swapped to be on the corpse pile, since I made another good.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 9 2019, 10:43 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: +1 to Alchemies for error finding Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn (Level 10: 5/11) (Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level ?: 3/??) Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm I put the Skaiatech™ Omega Collar on Pope. Because good doggos deserve good collars. Then, I assault the shell crack I made last turn with the Poppins’ Perforator, jamming it in and opening it, while praying to whatever deities in existence that it doesn’t break in the process.

You give Pope the collar. A wizard hat suddenly poofs into existence on his head, and he wags his tail. He seems to have gained powers?
Interesting.
You deal 4 damage to the shell.
-3 PP durabilty.
...please don't read that out loud.
*COUGH COUGH*, +6 EXP

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 9 2019, 11:02 PM)

Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 11/11 Done! Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = Fated ElectricSuit 4/5 Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = 1/? The nedbens use the Bunsen Burner Basher to heat up the water and start boiling the Leviathan alive by bashing it with a hammer. Keep up that fire status!

Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = le PURPASKEETA (Level 4: 1/4)
You deal 4 damage, refresh the On Fire duration, and loose 3 durability from the Basher.
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ May 10 2019, 12:03 AM)

Menu STRIFE DECK: Architect's Trident: POKEFORKKIND Talents: Parkour —-Alchemies—- Architects Trident && Gloves= Glyph Gauntlets 3/9 <<<Battlestuff>>> I try to parkour up a car. +++RPstuff+++ You watch the sheriff ride the Leviathan like a BOSS! KM: Jegus, the sheriff is cool.

You scamper up onto Car Two.
Hey, as a reminder, you can do two alchemies at once.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 10 2019, 09:01 AM)

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 45/ 13). Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 9/11)| Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(3/4 remaining) I render the Stir-Fry Revitalizing and consume 1/4 of it

You consume… One third of it instead, as four uses is kinda a lot for a healing item like that. Regardless, 4 HP regained.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ May 10 2019, 04:56 PM)

Menu STRIFE DECK: Architect's Trident: POKEFORKKIND Talents: Parkour ---Alchemies--- Architect's Trident && Gloves=Glyph Gloves 4/9 I take the Piece of Paper and draw a SBaHJ comic on it, if we don't have anything SBaHJ-related already. I then scan my surroundings for an Avengers: Infinity War poster.

We already have a SBaHJ item in the form of UNREAL AIR, so you just gain a buff for your searching.
You search…
[14+2=16]
You find nothing. Perhaps you’ll have better luck once the Leviathan is dead and the storm it brings is gone?

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 10 2019, 11:14 PM)

Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 11/11. Once more, as I hang above the Alchemiter, reviving, I find my clothing altered. I now wear these Red Glasses. How odd. I ponder what it is that these glasses do. Somehow, as I hang there, my curiosity turns into another Alchemy, and not a surprising one, either. Red Glasses && 8-Ball 1/?

Revival 1 / 2 done.
Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 1 / 11)
((You can do two alchemies at once, ender))

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ May 11 2019, 12:50 AM)

"Nope, no plans. I guess I could just kind of..." The Sheriff attempts to get the Leviathan to spin around. How does he do this? Electroshock therapy. Using the Blue Moon (Probably an umbrella that shoots lightning?) the Sheriff zaps at the Leviathan's left side. This causes it to shift over to the right a bit. The Sheriff does this again. It shifts to the right again. As this repetitive course of actions takes place, the Sheriff starts to zap the Leviathan less and less. The Leviathan attempts to stop spinning, but then gets another slight shock. Eventually, the Leviathan figures out that it doesn't get shocked if it doesn't stop spinning. So, it keeps spinning, making both the Sheriff and itself dizzier, and dizzier, causing the Leviathan to be slightly less accurate with its attacks. Amazing! The Nightmare can still attack! That's great. The Nightmare decides that this is so great, that it keeps attacking the Leviathan. There's not much else to do anyways. Alchemies: Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 3 / 13) Police Badge && Cowboy Hat = Chief’s Cap. (Level 2: 3 / 3)

I decide to be merciful and not have the electricity from Blue Moon hit everyone, in return for this attack not having the chance to crit. Anyway, the shell takes 8 damage, and the Leviathan gets a -25% accuracy debuff for this turn!
-2 Durability from Blue Moon!
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 11 2019, 12:54 AM)

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 6 / 13). Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 10/11)| Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(3/4 remaining) I sigh and with Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Stab the Leviathan remotely via Magic Powers

SHANKSHANKSHANKSHANKSHANKSHANK-
You become Jack Slash for a second, dealing 6 damage to the Leviathan! Or the Shell, at least!
+2 EXP. Looks like the CoR is dulling the EXP gain from using the Timekeepers.. It's not a permanent debuff, as gain will resume as normal if you throw some variety in.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 11 2019, 04:20 AM)

Camo suit && Rock Shirt = Boulder Suit. (Level 5: (2+2)/6 = 4/6) Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = ??? (1+2 = 3/?) Once again stump about how to do some sneakies, I give up on that Idea and instead carefully take out, and equip the Electrisuit. Upon being fully dressed, I suddenly get inspired when I noticed one of the survivors ridding him and recall the moment I obtained an ability related to sneakies! So closing my eyes, I started to think, feel like there's Nothing to see here.. Opening my eyes, I look around me with wonder, does anyone... no... the better question if anything can even notice me here existing right now? Entranced with this power, I make the decision to mount the Leviathan and reach the top of its head, unnoticed by the world.

Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = Fireman’s Smokesuit. (Level 5: 1 / 6)
You mount the Leviathan.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ May 11 2019, 06:32 AM)

MENU ---Talents--- Dexteritous af :V Light Screen ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Camo Suit && Heirfree Hood = Blackheir’s Hood. (Level 8: 6/9.) Gives you +35% dodge, and STEALTH. Johnny 5 && Rebel's Recipebook 3rd Edition = somekinda anarchef robot 8/8 Curse of Strahd && Sylph's Dress = Rogue of Blood PJs 1/?? ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball Armageddon Orb Frying Pan Phoenix Robes ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Sylph's Dress Armor:  Rock Shirt Turban Equipment: Queen's Mask Equipment: iGlove I slap on as many bandaids as necessary. [1] I, following the advice handed to me, nab the gun. [2] I then climb up as far as I can.

The Anarchist Cookbot is given life. It screeches something about Gorden Ramsey, then whirls around in a circle.
You expend two bandaids to boost yourself up to 15 HP.
You nab the gun. Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
What hath god TOG II wrought upon this world.
You whirl around to escape the store, but the Leviathan’s tentacles creep in, lashing out at you.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ May 11 2019, 08:14 AM)

CATTLE PROD 4/4! V2 climbs onto CAR 1, before prodding the LEVIATHAN with the CATTLE PROD EYE OF ENGLISH 5/11

You deal 3 damage to the shell.
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 11 2019, 05:13 PM)

Red Glasses && 8-Ball 2/? Discount Regisword && Dice 1/? I finally revive, and climb onto the convenient nearby alchemiter wall to prepare for the next attack.

Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 1 / 10)
You finish reviving… but can’t act on the turn of revival! Oof.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 11 2019, 09:19 PM)

Camo suit && Rock Shirt = Boulder Suit. (Level 5: (2+2)/6 = 5/6) Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = ??? (4/?) Knowing that this might terribly backfire on me, I continue with I had planned and prepare to give some good BRAIN BLAST. With some tinkering to get my suit to work, I immediately attempt to fry the Leviathan's brain and unleashed a whole load of electricity into its head. The Electrisuit continues to give more electricity into the attack as it is directed into my Zap Lens and immediately fires a larger shock.

ZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.
Electricity courses through the Leviathan, and the shell glows, drawing the electricity towards it…
And then shatters, as you deal the finishing blow to it!
Shell slain! 8 damage to the Leviathan!
You gain a free level up for slaying the shell.

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 12 2019, 03:16 AM)

Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = Fated ElectricSuit 5/5 Done! Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = 2/? Unreal Air && The Purple Moons = 1/? The nedbens use THE SUNSCATeet...! to perform the rare and highly dangerous 2x Aerial Skateboard Ballet into the Leviathan, without being set on fire, and then return to the cartop.

You deal 9 damage to the Leviathan.
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 12 2019, 08:27 AM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn (Level 10: 6/11) Clockwork Power Armor && Mars && ElectriSuit = Jupiter (Level ?: 4/??)  Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α])   Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm I get some more clothes (hehehe) and tie them into a rope, so that I can get down from the walls and others can get up them. Using this rope to climb down, I thrust Mars into the water and let it rip, sending fiery lightning currents through towards the Leviathan. Experience plasma, you overgrown worm!

You lower down a rope, expending 5 Clothes.
You…
okay so this is awkward you're trying to use Mars on the water
Which as we proved last turn with electricity, deals damage to a lotta people. So I'll offer you a choice
- Deal less damage to the Leviathan but inflict some status effects
orrr..
- Deal damage to everyone, but deal lotsa damage to the Leviathan.
For now, you just slap big snake man for 5 damage.
+4 EXP.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ May 12 2019, 06:24 PM)

V2 shanks the LEVIATHAN with the CRAPPY SPEAR, before grinding the freshly-salvaged BONES into BONE MEAL EYE OF ENGLISH 6/11 CRAPPY SPEAR && FORK 1/?

You create some bone meal. Priorities™!
Crappy Spear && Fork = Makeshift Trident. (Level 4: 1 / 4)

EOTB:

The Leviathan roars, and leaps out with blinding speed off the rooftop and into the parking lot, much more mobile without the shell. He’s pissed. First off, water level raises by 2. No-one but the entities are available to be hit by the water pressure, and I’ll have mercy for this turn. Next, he opens his mouth and lashes out with blinding speed at Johnny Five, King_Fuffy, the Cookbot, Apex, and V2, dealing 6 damage each.. Not counting AC, which then lowers the damage each of them take. Except for the Cookbot, who just takes extra damage. The Leviathan takes 2 damage from attacking Johnny Five. Then, a water vortex forms… and Car Three gets sucked in, as determined by the great random.org in the sky. Paradox is left afloat, and the Leviathan wallops him for 7 damage. A wave then shoves him into a drowned store display for another 3 damage.
The Cookbot, Imps, and Johnny all team up for a total of 10 damage to the Leviathan.
Regen then happens. This includes the Leviathan’s Tidal Wave charge filling up! Brace for impact!

Some tips from me: Try creating PGOs or something.. Just do something to raise the height of your cars, or you’re screwed next turn, especially if the Leviathan targets down the Alchemiter Walls.
And I forgot to increment the plants last turn, so those finish, along with +1 of each type because my laziness.
WATER LEVEL: 5 Units.
[UND] [BOSS] Leviathan. 260/300 Hp. Raises Water Level by 2 every turn. Deals heavy damage to everyone in water. Tidal Wave: III READY!. Being Ridden by Winkins.

[EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell. Acts as a platform. Units High: 7. People: V2.

[EVI] Car One. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: O.R.I.G.I.N.
[EVI] Car Two. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: King_Fuffy.
Car Three is gonezo, rest in pepperonis.
[EVI] Car Four. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Winkins.
[EVI] Car Five. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Both Nedbens.
[EVI] Rubble Chunk. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Dagoth. The Nightmare
[EVI] Rubble Chunk Two. Platform!. 7 Units high.
[EVI-ALC] Alchemiter Walls. Platform! 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes. 10 units high. Cannot be jumped to unless you are on a platform 8 CLOTHES ROPE: 6 or more units high. People: Apex and Pope.


[RBT-PLR??] Anarchist Cookbot. 5 / 12 Hp. -1 AC. The Ultimate Recipe: III.
[PLR] King_Fuffy. 11/20 Hp.
[RBT-PLR] Johnny Five. 7 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 Damage. Phoenix Robes: Insta Revives upon death, once.
[PLR-TOG] Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 35%.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 24 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[NED-UND] Imps. 3 / 5 x 2 Hp. 1 Regen.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 11 / 20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 20 / 20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 9/20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 1/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 2/20 Hp. 4 AC. Cannot dodge.
[PLR] Nedben2: 16/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 9/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 9/21 HP. 25% Dodge. Half damage from DoT effects. +20% Magic damage (1 Turn remaining)
[PLR] Winkins/Camo Guy. 16/20 Hp. 25% Dodge.
[PLR] TOG. 15/20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Queen’s Mask: +2 AC, Imps might defect. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. iGlove: ???. Inside store.
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter! Garden.
[PLR-EVI] Nedben’s Garden. Compost: Growth of everything quintupled.
Planted:
OTHER:
Dog Emblem: Tier One.
[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III READY!

Camo suit && Rock Shirt = Boulder Suit. (Level 5: 6/6) DONE
Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = Fireman’s Smokesuit. (Level 5: 5 / 6)

Not like how the water is rising, I make the snap decision of entering the late 90s car through its sunroof, which it conveniently has. Once inside, I find it surprisingly not totally flooded and quickly dive under the driver's wheel.

Once under, I play around with the wire, thanking my luck as it still happens to be a car from the 90s and start hotwiring it to which I proceed to hijack it and drive the working car onto the Car number two... which I may or may not given warning about me occupying his space with the car.

Johnny Five Equips the Armagedon Orb and drives up towards the Leviathan and detonates it. The rest of my entities run like hell.

[1] I scavenge the battlefield for ammunition for my gun. Even if its just one bullet. I then proceed to [2] RUN THE FUCK AWAY.

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 7 / 13).
Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 11/11)DONE
Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(2/3 remaining),Blood Donators
With Oblivion's Timekeepers,i warp Space itself,making the top of the Cars higher then before as i stretch the fabric of Space-Time with the wands,sing up the last of the Magical Power up i received,i then equip the Blood Donators...

Red Glasses && 8-Ball = Green Glasses. (Level 10: 3 / 11)
Discount Regisword && Dice = Six Sided Slasher. (Level 9: 2 / 10)
Now I start climbing up the largest nearby rubble chunk, before using it as a point to get some slashes down the side of the Leviathan. I think this hit him where it hurts, but with something this big, how should I know? Also, I continue pondering whether these glasses were, and their friend is, worth the time it takes to alchemize, since no powers seem to be visible.
(Side note, have you been including my crit chance from the split hoodie? If not, I sense it is becoming the hoodie of charge up DM missing the rolls for free bonus damage, at this point.)

Makeshift Axe || Camo Suit = Fireman’s Smokesuit. (Level 5: 6 / 6) DONE
Police Badge || Camo Suit = ??? (1/?) (USING CAMO SUIT ON EVERYTHING REEEE)

Climbing out of the car, I Immediately stare down at the leviathan and memed with Popomatic Masher in hand.

"I have the high ground Leviathan!"

With that said, I hold the Popomatic Masher with both hands, ready to smite RNG should he come close or use my obviously superior elevation to toss the Popomatic Masher at it, and still evoke RNG.

V2 grabs some stray COPSES from the PILE, and chucks them onto RUBBLE CHUNK ONE in an attempt to make it higher.

They then throw a corpse at the LEVIATHAN to distract it.

MAKESHIFT TRIDENT 2/4

EYE OF ENGLISH 7/11

I take the EPOMP (fantastic acronym) and, once again, glyphically write out a word with the aid of Wizstick power. This time, I write out "Repairing". Then, I down the entire bottle of water and put the Wizsticks in the empty vessel, letting the liquid mana flow out and fill up the bottle.

Architect's Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets 5/9

I attempt Architect's Trident && Unreal Air.

<<<Battlestuff>>>
I continue stabbing the Leviathan.

[[[RPstuff]]]
As I stab the Leviathan, I look up to the sky. I very briefly see what appears to be a gate before I have to look back at the leviathan. I also decide to call the leviathan 'Leviathanos'.

KF: Wait... Was that a Gate???

O.R.I.G.I.N. leaps up to Rung 3, becoming DA CHIEF. He gains the Confiscater branch, focused around declaring things illegal and taking them. He also gains the ability Martial Law, letting him get MOAR GRIST, and the ability to stuff boxes over people's heads.
Nedben flips up like a weasel on a rocket ship to Rung 2, The Only Thing to Fear. (If someone gets the joke they get a +1). They gain the dangerous and feared Trick or Yeet ability, where one of you distracts a enemy long enough for the other to yeet the enemy into a wall. They also get a cool new battletech where they combo someone.
Alright, what else
Apex gains the ability Matchstick Man, allowing him to surround a enemy in fire, and the tech Flame War, which grants him the mystical ability of teaming with a ally to lay down some SICK BURNS on a foe.
Winkins gains the Moving Day ability, allowing them to summon boxes, and the FACESTAB battletech.
King_Fuffy levels up to his tier two, SBURBan Wonder, and becomes the Oracle of Errors! His first ability allows him to override a non-boss underling's AI for a turn and force them to perform one of the basic actions listed in the doc's description of this ability.

"No no no no. Not the Nightmare. Not the Nightmare." The Sheriff looks to his left, then to his right. "Nope, that didn't work. Oo, new abilities." The Sheriff now attempts his arguably greatest feat. "CONTRABAND! Those charge points are against the law. Creating around tidal wave goes completely against the natural law. I'll be taking one of those." He takes one of the charges for the Tidal Wave and just kind of throws it away.
Alchemies:
Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 5 / 13)
Ball && Umbrella = ? 1/?