Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 5/11)
Oblivion’s Timekeepers||Aspect Writeup 1/??

Inventory:Aspect Wriiteup,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Stir Fry

I OBJECTIFY out the Aspect of Breath from the write up after searching around for some soybean seeds

Crappy Spear || Kitchen Knife = Dualblade Staff (Level 4: 4/5.)
Camosuit && Glork = ??? 1/?

Feeling lonely again, I look for companionship and noticed Pope nearby. Ushering the doggo to come to me, I take out the paper hat I just made and placed it over Popes head.

We quickly play a game of hide and seek with the boy seeking and me hiding... Results being I let myself be found by the doggo of course, not like I wanted to l-leave him in the dark o-or anything...

Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 6/11)
Oblivion’s Timekeepers||Aspect Writeup 2/??

Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry

I take the Umbrella,grant it LEVITATING,and use it to assist me in jumping to a car roof above the water while also keeping the rain off me

I use the Wizsticks to write "Reinforcing" on the Piece of Overly Magical Paper in glyphs, using the liquid mana as ink. Of course, I am privy to the glyphic language because of contact with this very same liquid mana. Then, I abscond, climbing onto a car and, if there is anything higher up that is stable enough to withstand more flooding, like, say, the Alchemiter Walls, I clamber up it with the might of my cybernetic arm, bringing Pope with me.

Then, I talk to the Dog Emblem, because I haven't done that in a while.
"Do I see what? The snow-white sphere of secrets and suffering that's sitting sneakily under our stuff?
Yes, I mean the Cueball."

I awkwardly throw the Sylph's Dress on. One word about this and I hurt you.


I search around for a flashlight.

I hop up on the highest bit of ground I can get to.

Toy Master Sword && Chainbreaker = Discount Regisword. 5/8.
Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 7/11.
I look around at everything and note to everyone, "I smell boss fight, anyone else? Also, I don't trust water when I smell boss fight. Probably best to bring ourselves to higher ground. Also might want to keep the Alchemiter at the edge of the water. It would make a good platform to jump to the cars, and it would also work as a retreat location with fair reinforcement."
With that, I begin jumping across the cars towards the shop, having decided to play the water is lava on approach. I watch carefully for any opponents incoming, as I don't like surprise attacks. As a side effect of this, I also am watching for any useful items I see near enough to grab.

I take off my Cybernetic Arm (it's the left one, by the way) and replace it with Mars.
This thing is so sweet I can't even.

Then, I read Chapter 5 of the Book. I believe the information contained within it, especially section 5a, will be pertinent to us in the very near future.

"Everybody else thinks this is some sort of boss fight aye? Well then, I might as well..." In true psychotic fashion, the sheriff kicks down the door to the store. As he does so, he randomly screams and points finger guns at everything in... Walmart? Meijer? Target? Gonna call it a Target. He then hops on the door. Water and cowboying doesn't mix.
At the same time that he does this, the Nightmare is pushing one of the cars everyone keeps assuming are here over to the front door. Why? For tactical reasons of course. It then hops up to the top of the car roof. Why not?
Alchemies:
High Noon && Tazer = Blue Moon 7/11
Cowboy Hat || Sock = Cowboy Sock 3/3

Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 8/11
Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton 8/8 Done!

Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = 1/?
(hopefully we get a more reliable electric outfit like Tesla's or Frankenstein's)

Scroll of Curaga && Stick = Yggdrasil Twig 2 / 12
8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 8/8

Our fine, Southern lunatic proudly regards his new “shotgun” (AKA Vantablack Stick) AND smiles.

“The POWER a’ PROPERTY lies within me. Any a’ Dem Dark fellers choose to get on my property, they’ll learn what happens to GUVMENT SPOOKS!”

He then bursts into the old store, ready to use whatever (if any) properties that his new “Shotgun” has on any “Guvment spooks” inside.

Crappy Spear || Kitchen Knife = Dualblade Staff (Level 4: 5/5.) DONE
Camosuit && Glork = ??? 2/?

I suppose we're going into the store? If that's the case, I sneakily slip into the store and get some practice on climbing as I get on top of a high shelf and lay there.

Toy Master Sword && Chainbreaker = Discount Regisword. 6/8.
Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 8/11.
Since apparently all the cool kids are bullrushing the store now, I would probably stay outside the building since cool has always been one thing I spectacularly fail at, but seeing how I sort of need the safety in numbers currently, I leap to a car near the wall, quickly noclip through it, and then climb onto one of the shelves in here for some better footing. I also get out the Chainbreaker, and prepare to introduce any threats to the pointy end.

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 4 2019, 01:42 AM)

Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 7/11 Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton 7/8 warm up the air and ward off the terraria mobs Investigate the area around the store. Is there a parking lot? Side alleys? An employee entrance? Large windows damaged by meteor-induced shockwaves? Different civilian entrances? This will likely host a boss fight, so we'd better make sure our angle of entry/exit is good and we're not surrounded by underlings even before we get there. If there's action power remaining, search nearby accessible cars for content. Any pens, tissues, leftover water bottles, GPSes, stuff like that which ends up in cars.

You poke around the store. There’s water everywhere, so you’re forced to jump from car to car. You see that the water gets deepest around the store, and seems to originate from it, somehow. Don’t ask.

You rummage around the cars.. You find.. Oh my god you find…
A Bunny Plushie. Don’t ask why I didn’t roll random.org for this.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 4 2019, 02:14 AM)

Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 5/11) Oblivion’s Timekeepers||Aspect Writeup 1/?? Inventory:Aspect Wriiteup,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Stir Fry I OBJECTIFY out the Aspect of Breath from the write up after searching around for some soybean seeds

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 1 / 13).
You objectify Breath.. But it just turns into a mini-tornado, which zooms off into the distance, taking a random imp with it.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 4 2019, 03:24 AM)

Crappy Spear || Kitchen Knife = Dualblade Staff (Level 4: 4/5.) Camosuit && Glork = ??? 1/? Feeling lonely again, I look for companionship and noticed Pope nearby. Ushering the doggo to come to me, I take out the paper hat I just made and placed it over Popes head. We quickly play a game of hide and seek with the boy seeking and me hiding... Results being I let myself be found by the doggo of course, not like I wanted to l-leave him in the dark o-or anything...

Pope equips the paper hat and becomes +2000% more cute, short circuiting the-
////////-ate terminal for a few seconds. You then play with him, raising his affection by 20%.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ May 4 2019, 03:44 AM)

Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 6/11) Oblivion’s Timekeepers||Aspect Writeup 2/?? Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry I take the Umbrella,grant it LEVITATING,and use it to assist me in jumping to a car roof above the water while also keeping the rain off me

You make the Umbrella LEVITATING, and levitate up onto a car!

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 4 2019, 09:41 AM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Cybernetic Arm || (Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]) = Mars (Level 9: 9/10) (Collar Drawing || Ogre Hide) || (Heirfree Hood && Camo Suit) = Skaiatech™ Omega Collar (Level 8: 5/9) Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks (yes, all of them) Clothes (ditto) Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw I use the Wizsticks to write "Reinforcing" on the Piece of Overly Magical Paper in glyphs, using the liquid mana as ink. Of course, I am privy to the glyphic language because of contact with this very same liquid mana. Then, I abscond, climbing onto a car and, if there is anything higher up that is stable enough to withstand more flooding, like, say, the Alchemiter Walls, I clamber up it with the might of my cybernetic arm, bringing Pope with me. Then, I talk to the Dog Emblem, because I haven't done that in a while. "Do I see what? The snow-white sphere of secrets and suffering that's sitting sneakily under our stuff? Yes, I mean the Cueball."

You add Reinforcing the glyphic words on the piece of overly magical paper.
You somehow yoink the alchemiter with you onto a car. Don’t ask.
T H E V I S I O N S . N O , N O T T H E F L AM E O N E S .

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ May 4 2019, 01:35 PM)

MENU ---Talents--- Dexteritous af :V Light Screen ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Can of Medimist && Heirfree Hood = Sylph's Dress 10/10 ! Camo Suit  && Heirfree Hood = EVEN MORE DODGE 1/?? Johnny 5 && Rebel's Recipebook 3rd Edition = somekinda anarchef robot 3/8 ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball Armageddon Orb Frying Pan Phoenix Robes ---Equipped--- The Clockbreaker Sylph's Dress Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Queen's Mask I awkwardly throw the Sylph's Dress on. One word about this and I hurt you. I search around for a flashlight. I hop up on the highest bit of ground I can get to.

Camo Suit && Heirfree Hood = Blackheir’s Hood. (Level 8: 1 / 9.) Gives you +35% dodge, and STEALTH.
You equip the Slyph’s Dress.
You search…
[14]
Flashlight obtained.
You lunge up onto a piece of rubble.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 4 2019, 05:48 PM)

Toy Master Sword && Chainbreaker = Discount Regisword. 5/8. Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 7/11. I look around at everything and note to everyone, "I smell boss fight, anyone else? Also, I don't trust water when I smell boss fight. Probably best to bring ourselves to higher ground. Also might want to keep the Alchemiter at the edge of the water. It would make a good platform to jump to the cars, and it would also work as a retreat location with fair reinforcement." With that, I begin jumping across the cars towards the shop, having decided to play the water is lava on approach. I watch carefully for any opponents incoming, as I don't like surprise attacks. As a side effect of this, I also am watching for any useful items I see near enough to grab.

You lunge onto a car.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ May 4 2019, 08:37 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Cybernetic Arm || (Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]) = Mars (Level 9: 10/10) (Collar Drawing || Ogre Hide) || (Heirfree Hood && Camo Suit) = Skaiatech™ Omega Collar (Level 8: 7/9) Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn (Level ?: 1/?) [I'm calling it Saturn, and that's that.] Equipped: Clockwork Power Armor (+4 AC, can't dodge) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Inventory: Hellminer Merlin's Wizsticks Rocks Clothes Outlet Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm I take off my Cybernetic Arm (it's the left one, by the way) and replace it with Mars. This thing is so sweet I can't even. Then, I read Chapter 5 of the Book. I believe the information contained within it, especially section 5a, will be pertinent to us in the very near future.

Makeshift Axe && Clockbreaker && Architect's Trident = Saturn. (Level 10: 1 / 11)
I don’t have the time to write up the full article, so I’ll just
- Bosses bad, they usually hang around some important spot with MAD L00T
- They usually have a elemental focus, like reality warping, distortion, water, fire, earth,
- They’re immune to instakills, but take HUGE debuffs and damage from them.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ May 4 2019, 11:11 PM)

"Everybody else thinks this is some sort of boss fight aye? Well then, I might as well..." In true psychotic fashion, the sheriff kicks down the door to the store. As he does so, he randomly screams and points finger guns at everything in... Walmart? Meijer? Target? Gonna call it a Target. He then hops on the door. Water and cowboying doesn't mix. At the same time that he does this, the Nightmare is pushing one of the cars everyone keeps assuming are here over to the front door. Why? For tactical reasons of course. It then hops up to the top of the car roof. Why not? Alchemies: High Noon && Tazer = Blue Moon 7/11 Cowboy Hat || Sock = Cowboy Sock 3/3

In join Ender on the Car roof.

QUOTE (Nedben @ May 5 2019, 01:27 AM)

Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 8/11 Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton 8/8 Done! Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = 1/? (hopefully we get a more reliable electric outfit like Tesla's or Frankenstein's)

Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = Fated ElectricSuit. (Level 4: 1 / 5) A ElectriSuit themed around Fate, and can channel some of the character’s powers into its lightning.

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ May 5 2019, 02:01 AM)

Scroll of Curaga && Stick = Yggdrasil Twig 2 / 12 8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 8/8 Our fine, Southern lunatic proudly regards his new “shotgun” (AKA Vantablack Stick) AND smiles. “The POWER a’ PROPERTY lies within me. Any a’ Dem Dark fellers choose to get on my property, they’ll learn what happens to GUVMENT SPOOKS!” He then bursts into the old store, ready to use whatever (if any) properties that his new “Shotgun” has on any “Guvment spooks” inside.

You regard the Vantablack Stick. Darkness.. “Glows” around it, and you feel a bit cursed holding it.
You bust into the store. This and the other people entering the store will be handled in the EOTB.

QUOTE (Winkins @ May 5 2019, 07:42 PM)

Crappy Spear || Kitchen Knife = Dualblade Staff (Level 4: 5/5.) DONE Camosuit && Glork = ??? 2/? I suppose we're going into the store? If that's the case, I sneakily slip into the store and get some practice on climbing as I get on top of a high shelf and lay there.

Camosuit && Glork = ChefSuit 2,000. (Level 3: 1 / 4).

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ May 6 2019, 12:06 AM)

Toy Master Sword && Chainbreaker = Discount Regisword. 6/8. Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 8/11. Since apparently all the cool kids are bullrushing the store now, I would probably stay outside the building since cool has always been one thing I spectacularly fail at, but seeing how I sort of need the safety in numbers currently, I leap to a car near the wall, quickly noclip through it, and then climb onto one of the shelves in here for some better footing. I also get out the Chainbreaker, and prepare to introduce any threats to the pointy end.

You abandon the safety of your car to lunge inside the building

EOTB:
The people inside the building look around. Everything seems normal- AND OH DEAR GOD.
Out of the back of the store, something rockets forth, and it’s HUGE. Water streams forth, hurling everyone heads over and back through the doors, slamming them into cars. The things smashes the front of the store open, sending bits of rubble everywhere. The thing glares down. Water swirls around, and you feel a sinking feeling in your gut.. Pun unintentional. Ah shit, here we go.
You are accosted by...
THE LEVIATHAN
Stormspirit.

>PLAY: [GRIEF] - Lands of Fans and Music

-=- / HOW TO PLAY \ -=-

AREE YOU READY? Because it’s time for the first boss battle! You’re up against the Leviathan, a huge, hulking behemoth of a boss! It has control over water, so you have to stay on top of the environment objects! In addition, the water level will slowly rise, and if it overtakes your object, the Leviathan will drag you in and crush you, and then consume you to heal. Mechanically, this means it has a 50% chance to kill you when you're in water, +10% every turn you remain there. SO BE CAREFUL.. Also, the Leviathan is protected by the shell, so you’ll have to smash that down to kill it.
And of course, it’ll try to kill you.
(Also, I’ll post a picture on discord roughly showing what the Leviathan looks like, so you know how to kill it.)
+42% Growth to the plants.
EOTB:
WATER LEVEL: 2 Units.
[UND] [BOSS] Leviathan. 300/300 Hp. Raises Water Level by 2 every turn. Will instantly kill anyone in water. Tidal Wave: III. Shell: 70/70 Hp. 4 AC. Bodyguarding the Leviathan.

[EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell.

[EVI] Car One. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Ender_Smirk. The Nightmare + O.R.I.G.I.N.
[EVI] Car Two. Platform!. 6 Units high.
[EVI] Car Three. Platform!. 6 Units high.
[EVI] Car Four. Platform!. 6 Units high.
[EVI] Car Five. Platform!. 6 Units high.
[EVI] Rubble Chunk. Platform!. 6 Units high.
[EVI] Rubble Chunk Two. Platform!. 8 Units high. People: TOG.

[RBT-PLR] Johnny Five. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 Damage. Phoenix Robes: Insta Revives upon death, once.
[PLR-TOG] Pope the Doggo. 15/15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 35%.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 29/34 Hp. 1 AC. Hungry.
[NED-UND] Imps. 5/5 x 3 Hp. 1 Regen.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 11/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 15/20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 20/20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 12/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 15/20 Hp. 4 AC. Cannot dodge.
[PLR] Nedben2: 20/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 13/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/21 HP. 25% Dodge. Half damage from DoT effects.
[PLR] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20/20 Hp. 25% Dodge.
[PLR-OBJ] Mirror. 3/3 Hp. Bodyguarding TOG. Enemies are less likely to attack it.
[PLR] TOG. 16/20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Queen’s Mask: +2 AC, Imps might defect. S
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter! Garden.
[PLR-EVI] Nedben’s Garden. Compost: Growth of everything quintupled.
Planted:
Tomato x 3. Growth: 91%.
Pineapples x 3. Growth: 84%.
Grapes x 3. Growth: 84%
OTHER:
Dog Emblem: Tier One.
[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III READY!

Scroll of Curaga && Stick = Yggdrasil Twig 3 / 12
Merlin’s Wizsticks && Police Badge = 1/??

Jumping into the air, Old Man Dagoth slams his Vantablack Stick onto the Shell, and then falling backwards onto a car, slamming the stick into the roof of it and holding on tight to stop from falling off.

Double Action Post!

I give Paradox a nice dollop of Wizstick sauce, for THE PLAN. Then, I set the Hellminer to pickaxe mode, light it on fire and smash away at the Shell.
For my second act of violence, I use the Wizsticks to freeze the water in the chink in the Shell just made (if it's not wet enough, that's what the Architect's Trident is for) and melt it by bringing the Hellminer near. Since water expands when it's frozen, I do this repeatedly until the Shell has a substantial crack in it.

I equip the iGlove and don a rock shirt by wrapping it around my head like a turban. What, you never made a shirt turban before? jeez, what kind of childhood did you have?

I run across highbeams and platforms to reach my prize, taking guidance from the Cueball regularly in order to reach it safely and rapidly. You know exactly what I'm referring to here.
I, in fact, spend two actions on this to make sure it works and that I return to my platform when I'm finished.

Toy Master Sword && Chainbreaker = Discount Regisword. 7/8.
Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 9/11.
Great, a big old serpent with a crab shell. Well, while my sword finishes alchemizing, I might as well take a stab at that shell, before we get to the main course. I pull out an oldie, but a goodie. I refer, of course, to the Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating. No w one may ask why I would take out such relics. Well, there is a simple answer. Why not make them exit, stage left, in a blaze of glory?
I hold both in a single hand, pulling my new popomatic masher out for my other hand. Little known fact, if you hit something with a wedge, then it goes in further than without one. Okay, I lied about the little known bit, so sue me. I Stab the stabneedles into the shell of the Leviathan, and they do very little , relative to its inherent health. But then, I wind up my masher, and slam it deep into the Leviathan. The stabneedles, of course, don't fare too well being smashed into the shell. I think they may break. If they do, I think that the attack will likely be a slight bit more... explosive, than it would be otherwise.

Crappy Spear || Kitchen Knife = Dualblade Staff (Level 4: 5/5.) DONE
Camosuit && Glork = ChefSuit 2,000. (Level 3: 3 / 4).

I pause at the series of events and decided to simply jump car four. Upon reaching the car and lazing comfortably on it, I glare at the Leviathan which activates my Zap Lens and shoots electricity in its direction.

Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 3 / 13).
Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 7/11)|
Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry

I channel the Wizstick Energies into my REWRITE rendering the piece of Overly Magical Paper ENHANCED

Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 9/11
Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = Fated ElectricSuit 2/5

The nedbens get out of the car and on top of it to be higher up.

((note to self next action, or someone else: grab Architect's Trident and use it to waterbend the water away from the cars to buy us more time before the cars are sunk))