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Nedben |
Posted: Apr 22 2019, 08:58 PM
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![]() Orzic Nedbens ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 24 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 3/11
Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton 3/8 (incl. anniversary +1s) See what the Nightmare wants to eat. If it's not interested in corpses or meats, whisper fear into random bits of grass presumably around and see if it wants THAT. -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Apr 23 2019, 12:50 AM
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![]() Cheesecake Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
LEECHING Blood Donators || Scroll of Curaga = Enchantment Scroll: Vampiric. 5/9.
Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 11/11 Double Action:Respawning....I wake back up with a terrible headache....note to self:REINFORCE Heirfree Hood when this headache wears off... |
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ApexUltimo |
Posted: Apr 23 2019, 08:04 AM
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![]() Cosmic Academic ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: Accra, Ghana Status: N/A ![]() |
(Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers) && (Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident) = Clockwork Power Armor 9/11
Cybernetic Arm || (Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]) = ??? 4/10 I go over to the doggo and pet it. "Hey, there. You want to join our merry crew? Look, we've even got meat!" I offer him a nice, juicy cut of the meat we literally just found. "Oh, and we've got a pile of dead people too, but I don't know if you'd be okay with eating those. They're pretty old bodies anyway, might be kinda rancid." Once I think the doggo is sufficiently acquainted and happy with us, I show him the Dog Emblem. "By the way, do you know anything about this?" -------------------- Řėåłıťý įś āň īľļųšïőņ, țhę űńîvěřşĕ íś ă høĺöģŕąm, bůý ğõľď, BÝĔ!
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Apr 23 2019, 09:57 AM
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Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 6/8
8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 5/8 Switching targets AND weapons, OMD goes for the old reliable attack: smashing the Dragon imp over the head with his stick |
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Ender_Smirk |
Posted: Apr 23 2019, 08:05 PM
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![]() Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 23 Location: A random World of the Multiverse Status: N/A ![]() |
Dice || Chainbreaker = The Purple Moons. 2/3.
Glasses && Build Poster 1/? I ask the good Consort shopkeeper to accept the coupons for the alpha badge, and the book of consort knowledge. I then ask, "Is there anything else you might want?" -------------------- "Hey, Carl. Is playsburbanreckoning available?"
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ThatOtherGuy |
Posted: Apr 23 2019, 08:06 PM
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![]() from the AU with the french ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: somewhere like LEGOLAND, but with more burning whale carcasses... Status: N/A ![]() |
MENU I nab the Cake. Room for improvement, there. I grab the Frying Pan and some Meat. I use the lighter to heat the pan, and cook the Meat very lightly. Enough to get the juices running and to toughen the outer layer of flesh a bit. I cry a bit (I pinch myself to bring about the tears) and sieve the salt from the water using some paper folded into a coffee filter shape. I salt the juicy steak. I then extract some essence of onion from the ogre head and, since its already been roasted by the flames, just slather the meat in roasted onion essence. My masterpiece is completed. I feed the Doggo my masterpiece, inviting it to join my pseudoanarchistic society. I shall become king of the barbarians! (Oxymorons are for languages with rules). I also offer the Nightmare some corpses from the corpse pile. -------------------- ~LORD FRENCH, lord of the french
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Winkins |
Posted: Apr 23 2019, 10:21 PM
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![]() Green Robed Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Laying on the ground somewhere, somewhere that seems to be close to the group of people. There happens to be a man, a man who has been laying on that spot in a green camo suit, that happens to have a desert pattern camo when flipped inside out.
This man has been laying there since the beginning of the Reckoning, all in the still green grass that happens to be around here, matching the camo suit he has been wearing. The man lying there for quite a while had watched in silence in his out of the open hiding place and saw all the creatures that were DEFINITELY not here before the Reckoning. Scared as he was only one man in a neat camo suit, he rested there, occasionally killing the occasional imps that got too close or sneakily scuttling away from hordes of imps or stronger monster in his area of vegetation. It was the sound of chatter and footsteps that the man noticed... Humans! The man overjoyed to see humanoids that look similar to humans, hope they are humans, tries to rush them to contact and interact with people again. However, having stayed in hiding for an unknown amount of time, i'm guessing its been a while, the man shies away from the group, only to stalk them from the distance. Sulking over his inability to properly interact with his fellow survivors and picking around the nearby vegetation for berries or something. Of course, having left the area which his camouflage has worked for him so far, the group is fully aware that he exists but more than likely doesn't bother to bother him anytime soon. I think. Glasses && Battery = 1/? ??? Camo Suit && Taser = 1/? ??? |
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ApexUltimo |
Posted: Apr 24 2019, 12:34 PM
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![]() Cosmic Academic ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: Accra, Ghana Status: N/A ![]() |
(Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers) && (Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident) = Clockwork Power Armor 10/11
Cybernetic Arm || (Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]) = Mars 5/10 I go over to the doggo after it's finished its wonderful meal, courtesy of TOG. "Hey, there," I start." I think you need a name." Hmm... I ponder what the dog should be dubbed. Then, like lightning, inspiration strikes. "How about we christen you... Pope?" I have my reasons for the name, and for some reason it feels as though it pays a tribute. The doggo barks once or twice and looks happy as ever, so I assume an affirmative response. "Hey, Pope, have you seen that guy over there, behind us?" I ask, pointing him out. "I think he wants to join our awesome band, but doesn't know how to introduce himself. Do you think you could go over to him slowly? I think you'd be perfect at helping him meet with the rest of us properly." Now, for business. I drag JOEbob and Lothyra back into existence (how? fuck you, that's how) and grimly smile as I take their bodies over to the firepit. I consider taking Alistair too, but something tells me I'd regret that. Huh, guess I have more than one kind of foresight. I focus on the flames that burn within my mind, the fires of foresight that fiercely flare to fill me with fearsome futures, and channel them out of me, into the firepit. The flames at first appear to remain as they were, but slowly build up in size and heat until they're practically a roaring inferno, with ethereal, chronal energies swirling around it so strongly it already feels like a magical bridge between time periods. But it's not active yet. I hoist up the two AFK players and, gently, lower them into the pyre of prophecy. Sorry not sorry. Immediately the flames and magic grow so violent they consume my entire field of vision, but I barely feel the heat. Instead, I concentrate on the energies that permeate the bonfire, focusing them so they align with the flames, until finally, I can peer into the future. Or rather, the possible futures we have. What threats might befall us? What is this "First Guardian" I have head whispers of? Will TOG doom us all? I gaze into what is to come, and what is to not, and search for the answers to questions such as these. -------------------- Řėåłıťý įś āň īľļųšïőņ, țhę űńîvěřşĕ íś ă høĺöģŕąm, bůý ğõľď, BÝĔ!
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Nedben |
Posted: Apr 24 2019, 02:09 PM
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![]() Orzic Nedbens ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 24 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 4/11
Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton 4/8 Look around for any more types of plants. PLANTS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also what if farms -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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Ender_Smirk |
Posted: Apr 24 2019, 08:18 PM
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![]() Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 23 Location: A random World of the Multiverse Status: N/A ![]() |
Dice || Chainbreaker = The Purple Moons. 3/3.
Glasses && Build Poster 2/? I hand apex the alpha badge, allowing him to see whether it will make the dog medallion do anything. He can play with them if not. No point wasting time. I then check around the restaurant again. Who know, I might be lucky and they had a prop sword somewhere around here. If not, I just pull out a random wood board, and bring it back to start whittling a wood sword. -------------------- "Hey, Carl. Is playsburbanreckoning available?"
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Winkins |
Posted: Apr 24 2019, 09:46 PM
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![]() Green Robed Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Glasses && Battery = 2/? ???
Camo Suit && Taser = 2/? ??? Noticing the Doggo who happens to approach in my direction, I felt the urge to act haughty and proceed to meme due to coping mechanism and trying to get over the fact I'm being approached by a being that doesn't want to kill me, maybe... Oh? You're Approaching Me? Whatever the response, I ended up grabbing a kitchen knife and practice backstabbing motions to past time or gain experience. more in the former in this case. |
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FlamingFlapjacks |
Posted: Apr 25 2019, 09:43 AM
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![]() Carleah22? No way. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Red Sea Status: N/A ![]() |
Literal thought bubbles pop into existence around the nightmare, indicating it wants.. Meat, and a imp. Multiple imps, actually. Either that or a living human, but I doubt you’re gonna feed it one of those.
You respawn.
He sniffs the meat, then devours it. He looks up at you, wagging his tail, and smiles. He stares at the Dog Emblem, then sniffs it. He then trots away, uninterested in it.
The Dragon Imp is dead, so you heal for 3 damage instead.
Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 1/11. A replica of the glasses Build wore, and a representation of his Zodiac Sign. All of the cosmos are reflected in their lenses... You purchase the Book and the Badge, consuming both coupons. You take at peek at the Book, specifically at the table of- Wait a damn second. This is literally a printed out GameFAQs guide, complete with unfinished chapters. What? “Book of “”Consort Knowledge”” “ By ??? [??]. TABLE OF CONTENTS: 0. Introduction. 0a. The Author. PART ONE: Armageddon and What to Do 1. SBURBan Survival. 2. Alchemiter. 3. The Fallen. (Work In Progress) 4. Consorts. 5. Underlings. 5a. Boss Underlings. 5b. Behomaths (Work in Progress) 5c. Underling Modifiers. Notes: Alchemy Add-ons. PART TWO: The Road Ahead. 7. How to Escape. 7a. The Gate. 8. The Guardian and the Virus. 9. The Vast Error. (Work in Progress) 10. The City of Light and Dark. 11. Obstacles. (Work in Progress) 11a. The Royalty. (Work in Progress) 11b. The Archagents. 11c. The Guards. 11d. The Automatons. PART THREE: Miscellaneous. [UNDER CONSTRUCTION] It looks like you can read one chapter each turn. However, chapters may not come with the dop, as they take a while to write.
You consume 1 meat, and create a masterpiece of cooking which you feed to the Doggo. It jumps up and down, and nuzzles you. You gain the Doggo as a ally, and your amazing meal grants it +5 MHP and +25% dodge! The Nightmare refuses! Dead people have tough, untasty, meat.
Welcome, Winkins/Camo Guy! Good to have you. Glasses && Battery = Zap Lenses. (Level 2: 1/3.) Camo Suit && Taser = ElectriSuit (Level 4: 1/5)
You dub the Doggo Pope. The Doggo nods, and bounds over to Winkens, looking at him excitedly. After having fun with Doggo, you then proceed to sacrifice your half-dead friends the flames of prophecy. This is a wholesome game, folks. You see. You see so much You see a Incisphere. Skaia, Prospit, Derse, orbited by six planets. You see the Earth. You watch meteors rain down. You see six players, six symbols. Breath, Heart, Time, Life, Void, Space. The Prince. The Knight. The Heir. The Sylph. The Bard. The Maid. You watch as they all die, meteors raining down. Underlings, misclicks, SBURB. You watch as red static consumes them as well. You watch as the cosmos of Earth are fractured, as a Vast Error rips apart the world. You watch a city of light and dark burst from the ground, a single, giant, white supercomputer fighting off red static in the background. It too, looses. With a flash, the computer ascends to the tallest point in the city, the tower, and red static consumes the Queen. The king. You see, at the top of the tower. A Gate. The Gate. Salvation is the only thing that comes to mind, though you don´t know why that word comes to mind. You feel drawn to it. And then your vision is yoinked back to the computer, red static forcing you to look that way. You can see the assorted green lights on the computer slowly turn red. And then it all goes black.
You find some assorted vegetables, because a restaurant obviously has those.
You hand the Badge to Apex, and the Dog Emblem and Badge click together. The Emblem advances to Tier One, whatever the hell that means. This grants it a three turn charge effect called Bark for Aid, which summons a Spirit Doggo. The Spirit Doggo is invincible, but disappears after two turns. The Emblem will not charge will the Spirit Doggo is active.
You meme at Pope. It stares at you and barks happily again, then sniffs you. You also practice with a knife. This nets you +3 EXP. EOTB: Nothing happens, aside from Apex having a headache from his visions. [EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell. [PLR-TOG] Pope the Doggo. 15/15 Hp. 25% Dodge. [H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 29/34 Hp. 1 AC. Hungry. [NED-UND] Imps. 5/5 x 3 Hp. 1 Regen. [PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 11/20 HP. [PLR] Ender_Smirk: 15/20 HP. [PLR] V2: 20/20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC. [PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 12/20 HP. [PLR] ApexUltimo. 15/20 Hp. Autorevive: READY! [PLR] Nedben2: 20/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC. [PLR] Nedben: 13/20 HP. [PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/21 HP. 25% Dodge. Half damage from DoT effects. [PLR] TOG. 15/20 Hp. [PLR] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20/20 Hp. 25% Dodge. [PLR-OBJ] Mirror. 3/3 Hp. Bodyguarding TOG. Enemies are less likely to attack it. Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes. Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter! OTHER: Dog Emblem: Tier One. [Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III READY! -------------------- Just a guy who likes DTG.
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Nedben |
Posted: Apr 25 2019, 04:58 PM
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![]() Orzic Nedbens ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 24 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 5/11
Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton 5/8 Acquire seeds from the various fruits and vegetables and whatnot, then start setting up a garden in the alchemiter fort. It seems we will have to leave this universe to survive, because nothing less will escape the miles. -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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ApexUltimo |
Posted: Apr 25 2019, 05:09 PM
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![]() Cosmic Academic ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: Accra, Ghana Status: N/A ![]() |
oh god my head argh why did i let you guys convince me that cooking our friends to get high was a good idea oof
Ahem. As I recover from my agony, I make a drawing of a collar to take my mind off the pain. If only we had one of those for Pope... Oh, right. Alchemiter. In preparation, I cut off some skin from the ogre head, as a base. Just so the thing doesn't end up being made of paper. (Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers) && (Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident) = Clockwork Power Armor 11/11 Cybernetic Arm || (Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]) = Mars 6/10 (Collar Drawing || Ogre Hide) || (Heirfree Hood && Camo Suit) = ??? 1/? Taking the ball, I play fetch with Pope. Fostering healthy relationships with your comrades-in-arms is always important, after all, especially in these bleak times. Also, I'm training my throwing arm (the one that isn't made of metal and wiring). Yeah, that's totally why I'm doing this. Once that's done, I don my Clockwork Power Armor over my Phoenix Robes and attach the Dog Emblem, and decked out in full battle gear, I... Sit down and read the Book of Consort Knowledge, starting from SBURBan Survival. There's nothing to kill, after all. -------------------- Řėåłıťý įś āň īľļųšïőņ, țhę űńîvěřşĕ íś ă høĺöģŕąm, bůý ğõľď, BÝĔ!
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Winkins |
Posted: Apr 25 2019, 05:36 PM
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![]() Green Robed Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Glasses && Battery = Zap Lenses. (Level 2: 3/3.) DONE!
Camo Suit && Taser = ElectriSuit (Level 4: 3/5) Seeing as the dog is a normal Doggo, I simply allow it to sniff me and proceed to scratch and pet the normal Doggo. I immerse myself in this feeling of fur and Doggy goodness, washing away my earlier mood and get ready to do something productive. Shaking my limbs of any numbness, I practice some body movements and start trying to be more "sneaky" in my actions, this includes scouting areas which we haven't explored, but without alerting or making to much commotion. |
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Apr 25 2019, 06:09 PM
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Player ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 7/8
8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 6/8 The stick is raised in the air triumphantly, and Old Man Dagoth hoots southernly. He then begins moving out from the current area to see if there any shops with goodies to search around in. |
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Ender_Smirk |
Posted: Apr 25 2019, 06:38 PM
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![]() Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 23 Location: A random World of the Multiverse Status: N/A ![]() |
Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 3/11.
I am running out of ideas. I don't have anything good at the moment... Wait. Do I... Just a second. Furious Strife Specibus checking. I am an idiot. I have had this toy sword this whole time in my bladekind specibus. It is even a toy Master Sword, for crying out loud! Why did I not remember about this? I feel like a moron. On that subject, time to get to useful work. Toy Master Sword && Chainbreaker 1/? -------------------- "Hey, Carl. Is playsburbanreckoning available?"
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Nedben |
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![]() Orzic Nedbens ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 24 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 6/11
Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton 6/8 Reinforce, you say? Let's search for some anime merchandise, preferably Nanoha or Fate/, then. Double the Nedben, double the searching! -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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Winkins |
Posted: Apr 26 2019, 09:28 PM
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![]() Green Robed Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Crappy Spear || Kitchen Knife = ??? (1/?)
Camo Suit && Taser = ElectriSuit (Level 4: 4/5) I continue experimenting with this whole "Camouflaged, but can still get around" idea all the while exploring for new areas and experience. |
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Apr 26 2019, 09:29 PM
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![]() Cheesecake Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
LEECHING Blood Donators || Scroll of Curaga = Enchantment Scroll: Vampiric. 6/9.
Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 11/11(done last turn??) I render my Heirfree Hood PROTECTIVE while I begin writing out the 12 Aspects and a basic summary of their properties onto a sheet of paper,using both sides Protective Heirfree Hood&&(Messiah Robes&&Paper Glyphfueled jacket)||Camo Shirt 1/?? |
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