Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 10/10.
(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 6/11.

i proceed to stab a bunch of the remaining imps in the Imp Horde via Combo with the Blood Donators and then finishing it via the Messiah Robes Activated ability before i change my armor to the Heirfree Hood

Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = Can of MediMist™. 6/7.
Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = The Clockbreaker. 6/8.

[1] I try and nab a pill, if they're up for grabs. If I manage to get one, I superglue one of my many razorblades to it to counteract its healing effect. I use my godly dexterity that I totally have to shoot the razorpill into the weakened Lich. The healing is counteracted, meaning it just decreases the Lich's AC, opening him up for an attack [2] that I then perform, spinkicking the Lich in the [insert organ liches have here. Bones? I dunno].

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 7/9.
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 6/9.
(Just a OOC note. You said that the Split Hoodie gives a crit chance boost in the discord. Just wanted to make sure you are remembering to add it.)
I stay close to the tissue Lich, and then notice a few of his Imps incoming. I do the only logical thing. I noclip through them as they get there, before proceeding to use the Chainbreaker to slam the one in the back of the group into everyone else. Based on Conservation of energy, the only way that the thing at the end, IE the Lich, doesn't take damage, is if the others have something break to dissipate the energy. Since these creatures don't appear to actually get physically altered by damage... Well, I suppose that means that they would not dissipate any force from the attack.

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 8/9
[Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 5/11

I stab the tissue lich in the eyes with the Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating. Yay, back to violence!

I search for a battery. Come on, third time's the charm, right?

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Apr 17 2019, 10:39 PM)

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 4/8 8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 3/8 Switching targets, OMD (which we will now use to refer to Old Man Dagoth for the sake of time) runs up to Ogre, Injectors in hand, and stabs it in the eyes. Hopefully, it’s newfound weakened sight will make it easier to attack and avoid, and potential cause it to accidentally attack the Imp it’s guarding and either damaging it or getting damaged by it.

You poison the Ogre, damaging its eyesight, for -20% accuracy and -1 HP regen.
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 18 2019, 09:06 AM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 9/10. (Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 5/11. I give my Blood Donators LEECHING which will make any damage done by them heal me for half the damage dealt with them....while searching for the 12-Aspect Poster

You grant the Blood Donators LEECHING! This raises them to Level 5.
You search again, rolling a…
[5]
You don’t find a Homestuck poster, but you do find another DTG2 game poster, namely, one depicting Granger, the omnicidal hammer neutral! Granger Poster g-get!

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 18 2019, 09:32 PM)

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 7/9 [Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 5/11 I take... uhh... I take... I don't got many ideas. You know what,  I never did finish making that graphene. I go back to work surgically layering graphite onto paper with the Infinite Use Pencil, using the Shattered Timekeepers to speed up the process. ...Hopefully this isn't going to be a gross waste of their power. Huh... guessthere might still be some loot here. I take a short break to look for some eyewear or lenses.

You finish spreading Graphene. Okay?
[8]
Normally, this would net you nothing, but glasses are pretty common and you already do have most basic clothing and stuff, so Glasses get!
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 19 2019, 01:19 AM)

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 6/9. Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 5/9. I continue my onslaught on the Liches, pounding away at the one without the timer, and see proceed to test out a nice simple shot to the skull. I then walk over close to the Nightmare, and a few bugs seem to creep up it as well. This time, however, the bugs seem to be helpful, and not harmful, making it stronger.

-2 Chainbreaker durability, 9 (well, 6, but it got a +3 from the AC) damage!
+2 EXP. It seems the more you continue using the same alchemy and attack with it, the less EXP you gain. I recommend you use more then one weapon.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Apr 19 2019, 01:29 AM)

Alchemies: Atomic Tophat || Court Wizards = Queen’s Topper 3/6 High Noon && Hammer = Bunson Burner Basher 7/7! Action: The only sheriff in town rides off into the sunset on his Nightmare. Except, he's missing the sunset. Oh well. Trampling Imp Horde B2 works anyways. As he does this, he lines up one of the liches in the sights of High Noon, aiming at the tissue lich because flesh burns. He opens the umbrella and a burst of flame flies out of it, doing the aforementioned burning of its flesh and other important stuff.

IMP HORDE B2 SLAIN! Thanks to that only technically being 1 damage, you also crush 2 imps from the main horde underfoot.
+8 EXP!
-1 durability, 8 AC boosted damage to the Lich, burn reafflicted!
Wait, I forgot to roll crit, lemme ju-
…
Critted 16 damage to the lich. WHAT THE HELL.
+4 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 19 2019, 02:01 AM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 10/10. (Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 6/11. i proceed to stab a bunch of the remaining imps in the Imp Horde via Combo with the Blood Donators and then finishing it via the Messiah Robes Activated ability before i change my armor to the Heirfree Hood

You finish off the imps. +6 EXP. You heal for 2 HP, then equip the Heirfree Hood, granting you +25% Dodge, +1 HP Regen, and the passive of taking half damage from DoT effects!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Apr 19 2019, 01:07 PM)

Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = Can of MediMist™. 6/7. Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = The Clockbreaker. 6/8. [1] I try and nab a pill, if they're up for grabs. If I manage to get one, I superglue one of my many razorblades to it to counteract its healing effect. I use my godly dexterity that I totally have to shoot the razorpill into the weakened Lich. The healing is counteracted, meaning it just decreases the Lich's AC, opening him up for an attack [2] that I then perform, spinkicking the Lich in the [insert organ liches have here. Bones? I dunno].

You snatch a pill, and glue it to a knife. -1 Pill. -1 Kitchen Knife. You bring the Lich’s AC down to -2, then shankicate the lich for a AC-boosted 6 damage.
+6 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 19 2019, 02:01 PM)

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 7/9. Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 6/9. (Just a OOC note. You said that the Split Hoodie gives a crit chance boost in the discord. Just wanted to make sure you are remembering to add it.) I stay close to the tissue Lich, and then notice a few of his Imps incoming. I do the only logical thing. I noclip through them as they get there, before proceeding to use the Chainbreaker to slam the one in the back of the group into everyone else. Based on Conservation of energy, the only way that the thing at the end, IE the Lich, doesn't take damage, is if the others have something break to dissipate the energy. Since these creatures don't appear to actually get physically altered by damage... Well, I suppose that means that they would not dissipate any force from the attack.

Oof, forgot that. Have a +2 damage boost to this to make up.
They’re all dead, Jim. You deal 7, turned into 10 by AC, damage the tissue lich, killing it. +6 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 19 2019, 05:57 PM)

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 8/9 [Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 5/11 I stab the tissue lich in the eyes with the Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating. Yay, back to violence! I search for a battery. Come on, third time's the charm, right?

It’s dead, so you shank the Ogre for 5 damage. This sets it on fire.
You roll a...
[15]
You find a Battery and a Taser! Whoa!
+4 EXP.
EOTB:
The remaining lich prepares to attack.. And then the Timer goes off. It screeches as time energies swirl around it, and a holographic scratch construct falls from the sky, crushing it..The gets bonked on the head by the Door to Down Under, which cracks, for -2 durability. The Ogre takes 8 damage! It screeches, and smashes Ender_Smirk and TOG for 4 damage each. The dragon imp guards, for +2 Temporary AC. WARNING: Burn Baby Burn will be ready and used next turn. I highly recommend you find a way around the Ogre or a way to stun the Imp.
The ogre takes a combined 3 damage from fire and poison.
Weather: None.
Terrarain: SBURBan Surburbs. Every player has +1 Regen if there are no enemies alive.
Field Effects: None.

[UND] Ogre. 14/30 Hp. Bodyguarding the Dragon Imp. On fire! -20% Accuracy. -1 HP Regen.
[UND] Dragon Imp. 15/15 Hp. 2 Temporary AC. Burn Baby Burn: 2/3.

[EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell.

[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 29/34 Hp. 1 AC.
[NED-UND] Imps. 2/4 x 2. On Fire.
[NED-UND] Imps. 5/5 x 3 Hp. 1 Regen.
[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 10/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 14/20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 20/20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 9/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 14/20 Hp. Autorevive: READY!
[PLR] Nedben2: 20/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 12/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 9/21 HP. 25% Dodge. Half damage from DoT effects.
[PLR] TOG. 14/20 Hp.
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter!

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 8/8. Done!
High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 8/8. Done!

Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = 1/?
Dice && Court Wizards = 1/?


The nedbens combine their powers to perform a satanic ritual summoning the Energizer Bunny with the Battery! Satangelic hawking radiation emits microangelic pinhead-dancer particulates as various profane majjyks from the firepit pitchfork and also the Hellminer do things.

ECHELADDER DOP.
TOG has leveled up to Rung 2, and is now a Lantern Lad. Or is it Rung 1 since he started with Beginner? Anyway, he gets the Branch Electromagnetism, focused around light and illusions! First ability is Light Screen, granting him the skill to use mirrors and lights to create neat illusions!
V2 leaps up the Rung 3, becoming a Pearlhead! He gain the ability Silence, where you stare down a enemy silently.. then lunge at them and let out a enderman screech to scare them out of their wits! You also gain the Battletech LASER!, in which you channel Endermancy to fire a laser at a foe! Heck yeah! It takes two turns to cooldown.
O.R.I.G.I.N climbs up to Rung 3 as well, becoming a Problem Sheriff! His new ability, Sheriff Negotiations, is... complex. Just read the doc. His battletech is THE LAW!, in which you arrest a enemy and sentence them to being beaten up, then enact the punishment, stunning them.

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 5/8
8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 4/8

Deciding to weaken the Ogre more, OMD next attacks it’s legs, jamming The Injectors filled with poison into them.

The sheriff rides his horse over to the ogre. They stop just before the ogre and the nightmare gets up on its hind legs. It kicks the ogre with its front legs and falls back to all fours. Meanwhile, the crazy one of the group takes the Bunsen Burner Basher and slams it into the ogre's head.
Alchemies:
Atomic Tophat || Court Wizards = Queen’s Topper 5/6
High Noon && Tazer = ? ?/?

Few tweaks made to the rules and doc: Alastair put in AFK, Armor Rules added, alchemy damage rebalance considered.

Oh, happy three month anniversary! Everyone gets a +1 to their alchemies and a new item is added to the shop to celebrate.

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 9/9.
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 8/9.
Taking the new Popomatic Masher in hand, I rush up the Ogre, and proceed to slam the Masher into its head rather violently. (Should the Ogre have been diagnosed with dead by the time my turn happens, doubtful though that is, then I hit the imp instead.)

Before going back to perpetuate the cycle of violence, I stop by the Dog Emblem.
"Hey. Sorry about being so aggressively dismissive earlier. I mean, I still don't trust you, at all, but... you're clearly here to stay, and being so hostile to you won't do any of us any favors, so... yeah. See you around, dawg." I try (and fail) to not smirk at that pun as I walk away.
Hmm... I need some equipment besides armor. I'll make some eyewear later, but for now... I wonder what I can make with this fancy arm.
Oh, and we need to do something about that dumb dragon, too.

[+1 to Alchemies]
Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 9/9
[Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 7/11
Cybernetic Arm || [Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]] = ??? 2/?

I summon a flood of saltwater with the Architect's Trident, trying to make a good amount go down the Dragon Imp's throat. Then, I manipulate some of the graphene into wires with the Wizsticks, and use them to connect the battery to the taser to give it some more oomph. Finally, after giving everyone a heads-up, I use my science experiment to charge the water with electricity, hopefully enough to stun, before dismantling the thing back into its constituent parts so I can reuse them separately.

I look around for a ball of some sort.

(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 8/11.
LEECHING Blood Donators||Scroll of Curaga2/??


I immediately REWRITE the Dragon Imp to be STUNNED while i search for the Legendary Homestuck Aspect Poster

V2 uses SILENCE on the DRAGON IMP, staring deep into the tiny pricks of white that are its eyes. Neither the mouth of the cardboard enderman mask nor the hidden human mouth within are ever opened, but a scream nonetheless echoes through the SBURBan suburbs and into the skull of the DRAGON IMP. It is not the kind of scream that is born of the throat and the tongue, but rather a psychic one born of the spine and the brain. Nonetheless, it should be sufficiently terrifying.

V2 then looks through the PILE OF CORPSES for anything of use

BOWLER HAT 3/3!

SHODDY LAMPPOST 2/3

[1] I set up a mirror in front of myself using Light Screen. Enemies facing me see themselves, and no one wants to attack themselves! It's the perfect strategy!

[2] Using my brand new weapon, I timestop (or timeslowdownalot) the Dragon Imp, buying us time to deal with it.

Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 9/9.
Dice || Chainbreaker 1/?
I attempt to beat up the Dragon Imp now. I pull out the Healler's Headbreaker, and rush up to him, spinning it beside myself as I do so. By the time I reach it, the hammer is spinning at pretty impressive speeds. I may be noclipping through it every so often to avoid slowing its spin. I let the hammer uppercut the Imp into the air, but that isn't it. I then prepare myself, and leap upwards, following after it. As I reach the apex of my jump, I watch him begin to fall, and I capitalize, slamming him back towards the ground. (If Ogre still lives somehow, replace this with breaking both knees with similar hammer speed up strategies.)

V2 firmly places the spare BOWLER HAT on the head of the SHOPKEEPER, before shaping a black-gloved fist into the form of a finger-gun and firing off a LASER at the OGRE.

SHODDY LAMPPOST 3/3!

d20 && 8-BALL 1/?

Before I go over to fight, I listen to the Dog Emblem.
I am not confident that this is a good idea, but oh well.

[Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 8/11
Cybernetic Arm || [Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]] = ??? 3/?

I run up to the Ogre with the Smoke n' Stab in hand and do a badass slide while spraying it in the face with smoke to blind it. While it's distracted, I spring up with my cybernetic arm and quickly toss the Tonguewinder down the Dragon Imp's throat, along with Handle Fluid if we still have some of that.

I look for a light source (one that isn't just fire, though I will take a lantern or candle).

(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 9/11.
LEECHING Blood Donators||Scroll of Curaga 3/??


I proceed to utilise Temporal Backlash from the Shattered Timekeepers to Damage the Dragon Imp after quickly searching through yet another house for the Aspect Poster

QUOTE (Nedben @ Apr 19 2019, 06:14 PM)

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 8/8. Done! High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 8/8. Done! Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = 1/? Dice && Court Wizards = 1/? The nedbens combine their powers to perform a satanic ritual summoning the Energizer Bunny with the Battery! Satangelic hawking radiation emits microangelic pinhead-dancer particulates as various profane majjyks from the firepit pitchfork and also the Hellminer do things.

You finish the violating the Geneva Convention. In other words, you finish the Unreal Air alchemies.
Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen. 1/11. A golden, rune covered, canteen filled with a glowing liquid that looks like… wine? Extremely good at healing, and grants the user buffs upon use… but also grants them much less dodge chance and less armor while active.
Dice && Court Wizards = Blackjack Baton. 1/8
You lack the necessary materials! You need a imp, three lit torches, a electrical outlet, and a bunny plushie, along with the battery, if you want to summon the Energizer Bunny! It’s very powerful, y’know.

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Apr 19 2019, 07:16 PM)

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 5/8 8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 4/8 Deciding to weaken the Ogre more, OMD next attacks it’s legs, jamming The Injectors filled with poison into them.

You shank the Ogre, for 2 damage and another -1 regen.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Apr 19 2019, 07:40 PM)

The sheriff rides his horse over to the ogre. They stop just before the ogre and the nightmare gets up on its hind legs. It kicks the ogre with its front legs and falls back to all fours. Meanwhile, the crazy one of the group takes the Bunsen Burner Basher and slams it into the ogre's head. Alchemies: Atomic Tophat || Court Wizards = Queen’s Topper 5/6 High Noon && Tazer = ? ?/?

((Wait, there are two of you? Or are the sheriff and crazy guy the same person?))
You deal a total of 8 damage to the Ogre, and inflict Burn! Burn is like On Fire, but he’ll take damage before he attacks, and every time he attacks!
High Noon && Tazer = The Blue Moon 1/11.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 19 2019, 07:54 PM)

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 9/9. Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 8/9. Taking the new Popomatic Masher in hand, I rush up the Ogre, and proceed to slam the Masher into its head rather violently. (Should the Ogre have been diagnosed with dead by the time my turn happens, doubtful though that is, then I hit the imp instead.)

You AGRESS with the Masher! Rolling…
6-1-5
6: A glowing aura surrounds the Ogre..
1: The hammer shakes in your hand..
5: ..and then flies from your hand, absorbing the aura, and smashing the ogre for huge damage! In other words, 6!
This KILLS the ogre! +8 EXP!

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 19 2019, 08:27 PM)

Before going back to perpetuate the cycle of violence, I stop by the Dog Emblem. "Hey. Sorry about being so aggressively dismissive earlier. I mean, I still don't trust you, at all, but... you're clearly here to stay, and being so hostile to you won't do any of us any favors, so... yeah. See you around, dawg." I try (and fail) to not smirk at that pun as I walk away. Hmm... I need some equipment besides armor. I'll make some eyewear later, but for now... I wonder what I can make with this fancy arm. Oh, and we need to do something about that dumb dragon, too. [+1 to Alchemies] Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 9/9 [Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 7/11 Cybernetic Arm || [Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]] = ??? 2/? I summon a flood of saltwater with the Architect's Trident, trying to make a good amount go down the Dragon Imp's throat. Then, I manipulate some of the graphene into wires with the Wizsticks, and use them to connect the battery to the taser to give it some more oomph. Finally, after giving everyone a heads-up, I use my science experiment to charge the water with electricity, hopefully enough to stun, before dismantling the thing back into its constituent parts so I can reuse them separately. I look around for a ball of some sort.

B A R K B A R K. A P O L O G Y A C C E P T E D , A P E X . N O W , B A R K B A R K . T O B U S I N E S S .
Cybernetic Arm || (Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser] ) = Mars. 1/10.
You deal (8-2=6) Damage to the Dragon Imp. -3 Durability to everything used.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 20 2019, 12:46 AM)

(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 8/11. LEECHING Blood Donators||Scroll of Curaga2/?? I immediately REWRITE the Dragon Imp to be STUNNED while i search for the Legendary Homestuck Aspect Poster

LEECHING Blood Donators || Scroll of Curaga = Enchantment Scroll: Vampiric. 1/9.
The Imp is stunned..
You roll a [1], and acidentally stumble upon a very-late game Archwyrm, which chases you away and deals 9 damage to you...
wait that kills you.
uh.
This is awkward.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Apr 20 2019, 02:07 PM)

V2 uses SILENCE on the DRAGON IMP, staring deep into the tiny pricks of white that are its eyes. Neither the mouth of the cardboard enderman mask nor the hidden human mouth within are ever opened, but a scream nonetheless echoes through the SBURBan suburbs and into the skull of the DRAGON IMP. It is not the kind of scream that is born of the throat and the tongue, but rather a psychic one born of the spine and the brain. Nonetheless, it should be sufficiently terrifying. V2 then looks through the PILE OF CORPSES for anything of use BOWLER HAT 3/3! SHODDY LAMPPOST 2/3

The Dragon Imp is scared off, screaming, and it backs up, trying to get away from you...
You find corpses. Lots of them. Prehaps specify what you're looking for?

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Apr 20 2019, 02:55 PM)

Menu ---Talents--- Dexteritous af :V Light Screen ---Alchemy--- [1] Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = Can of MediMist™. 7/7! Can of Medimist && Heirfree Hood = Some kinda armor with built in healing or something I dunno. 1/?? Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = The Clockbreaker. 7/8. [2] Can of Medimist && Heirfree Hood = Some kinda armor with built in healing or something I dunno. 2/?? Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = The Clockbreaker. 8/8! Masquerade Mask || Royale's Robes = some kinda fancy royal's mask. still very regal, but sans the armor penalty (one would assume, anyways) = 1/?? ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker [1] I set up a mirror in front of myself using Light Screen. Enemies facing me see themselves, and no one wants to attack themselves! It's the perfect strategy! [2] Using my brand new weapon, I timestop (or timeslowdownalot) the Dragon Imp, buying us time to deal with it.

Can of Medimist && Heirfree Hood = Slyph's Dress. 1/10. The god-tier outfit of a Slyph of Heart. It grants +3 HP regen, -20% Dodge, and -1 AC.
Masquerade Mask || Royale's Robes = Queen's Mask. 1/7. +3 AC, Summons Carapace Knights once you dip below 10 HP.
Mirror summoned!
..right into TOG, who timestops him and performs a beatdown!
Imp Timestopped, Stunned, and Scared! The game goes screw it, and turns that into a Uberstun, preventing him from acting for 3 turns.
muh partywide burn affliction nooooooooooo
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 20 2019, 03:24 PM)

Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 9/9. Dice || Chainbreaker 1/? I attempt to beat up the Dragon Imp now. I pull out the Healler's Headbreaker, and rush up to him, spinning it beside myself as I do so. By the time I reach it, the hammer is spinning at pretty impressive speeds. I may be noclipping through it every so often to avoid slowing its spin. I let the hammer uppercut the Imp into the air, but that isn't it. I then prepare myself, and leap upwards, following after it. As I reach the apex of my jump, I watch him begin to fall, and I capitalize, slamming him back towards the ground. (If Ogre still lives somehow, replace this with breaking both knees with similar hammer speed up strategies.)

Dice || Chainbreaker = The Purple Moons. 1/3.
The Healer's Headbreaker is more of a healer item, but I'll let it slide. 6 damage.
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Apr 20 2019, 05:39 PM)

V2 firmly places the spare BOWLER HAT on the head of the SHOPKEEPER, before shaping a black-gloved fist into the form of a finger-gun and firing off a LASER at the OGRE. SHODDY LAMPPOST 3/3! d20 && 8-BALL 1/?

The Shopkeep is happy. +1 Coupon.
It's dead, but you finish off the Imp! +4 EXP.
d20 && 8-Ball = Eye of English. 1/11. A replica of English's flashing poolball eye, that you use to replace one of your own eyes. Has a built-in search engine.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 20 2019, 05:40 PM)

Before I go over to fight, I listen to the Dog Emblem. I am not confident that this is a good idea, but oh well. [Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 8/11 Cybernetic Arm || [Paper Glyph Glove || [Lighter && Taser]] = ??? 3/? I run up to the Ogre with the Smoke n' Stab in hand and do a badass slide while spraying it in the face with smoke to blind it. While it's distracted, I spring up with my cybernetic arm and quickly toss the Tonguewinder down the Dragon Imp's throat, along with Handle Fluid if we still have some of that. I look for a light source (one that isn't just fire, though I will take a lantern or candle).

You.. you listen.
Instantly, knowledge flows through your mind. You can see a city of yellow and purple, of light and dark, of a tower, of a clockwork door, of a huge computer in the tower, lights slowing turning from green to red.
+1 MARK OF DOG STACK.
..and Dog Magic, it seems. Faint barking echos through your head, then fades...
It's dead, so you just heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 20 2019, 07:37 PM)

(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 9/11. LEECHING Blood Donators||Scroll of Curaga 3/?? I proceed to utilise Temporal Backlash from the Shattered Timekeepers to Damage the Dragon Imp after quickly searching through yet another house for the Aspect Poster

It's dead, and so are you.


Weather: None.
Terrarain: SBURBan Surburbs. Every player has +1 Regen if there are no enemies alive.
Field Effects: None.
+120 Grist from that huge amount of Underlings.

Well, that's done! Everyone moves on and loots the restaurant, loading...
+1 Frying Pan.
+1 Cake.
+5 Random Meats.
+1 Doggo-
wait what.
DOGGO. There's a doggo here! It wags its tail and bounds over, looking at the group of players.
Meanwhile, The Nightmare stamps its feet, and shows off its teeth. It then glances hungrily at the players. It seems to want food...
Regen happens. The flaming imps die, every player regens +1 HP, 'cept for V2, who regens 2.
[EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell.
[???] Doggo. 10/10 Hp.

[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 29/34 Hp. 1 AC.
[NED-UND] Imps. 5/5 x 3 Hp. 1 Regen.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 11/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 15/20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 20/20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 9/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 15/20 Hp. Autorevive: READY!
[PLR] Nedben2: 20/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 13/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 0/21 HP. 25% Dodge. Half damage from DoT effects.
[PLR] TOG. 15/20 Hp.
[PLR-OBJ] Mirror. 3/3 Hp. Bodyguarding TOG. Enemies are less likely to attack it.
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter!