Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 4/9
Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers && Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident = ??? 2/?

Argh, there are still too many bloody imps! Actually, scratch that, not enough of them are bloody. Let's take steps towards fixing that.
I take the Smoke n' Stab, and go for the jugulars of the imps in the main horde. Then, I spray smoke in their eyes and down their throats via their mouths, noses and the holes in their necks I hopefully just made. For good measure, I burn them with the Shrek Lighter and use the cover of the smoke to escape safely.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Apr 12 2019, 08:28 PM)

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 4/8. High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 4/8 The first nedben stops, drops, and rolls directly into the dream-catching lich to set them on fire instead. The second nedben also contributes to the attack on dreamcatcher, then asks the ally imps to help take out the dreamcatcher tissue lich.

You set the Dreamcatcher Lich on fire!
You deal 6 damage to it. +3 EXP. In the future, please list what weapon you are using.

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Apr 12 2019, 09:51 PM)

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 2/8 8-Ball && Stick = ?? 1/8 “I ain’t leavin none soldiers out here to DIE! I got yer back pardner!” Old Man Dagoth takes the time to run over to the Nedben with less health, and uses the power of the Scroll of Curaga to heal him.

8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick. 1/8
You expend the scroll, healing the Nedben to full health! Shit.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 12 2019, 10:04 PM)

V2's enderman Mask && 8-Ball = Masquerade Mask. 4/4. Dice && Chainbreaker 2/? and because free alchemy for no known reason ((In character)) Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga 1/? I begin to reform over the alchemiter, although my outfit is changed. Whereas I originally was wearing the Greenie's hood (apparently), I now appear to be reforming wearing the Split's hoodie. No one can tell why that is. ((Equip changed while resing because it looks cool. Now wearing Split hoodie as I res.))

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 1/9.
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 1/9.
You begin to rez.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Apr 12 2019, 11:05 PM)

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 5/8. High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 5/8. The Nedbens team up to Phobos and Deimos the blinded lich. BE AFRAID.

The Blinded Lich is terrified,

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 13 2019, 12:04 AM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 5/10. (Shattered Timekeepers||Build Poster)&&(Needlewands&&Quill Wands) 1/?? I make the Nightmare WEAK as I search around for a....flashlight maybe...

(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 1/11.
You weaken the Nightmare.
You search, and find…
[7].
Nothing.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Apr 13 2019, 01:07 AM)

((OOC: Oh, that was more roleplaying than complaining. It was just build up to "get the thing back." Note to self: make build up more obvious.)) The only sheriff in town needs more EXP! He then mounts the nightmare. It's one of those flaming horses, right? At any rate, he rides the nightmare over to the "normal" lich and gets medieval on it, slicing it with the stone stabbers. Alchemies: Radioactive Hat && Fizzy Drink = Atomic Tophat 4/4 ((So... I've been able to do stuff like this...)) High Noon && Hammer = Bunson Burner Basher 3/7 ((...all along? I thought it was you get 2 alchemy points... Silly O.R.I.G.I.N., you could've done so much more.))

Ah, alright.
The nightmare shifts to match your interpretation of it, then aids you in slashing and trampling a Lich for 8 damage! +8 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 13 2019, 03:05 AM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 6/10. (Shattered Timekeepers||Build Poster)&&(Needlewands&&Quill Wands) 2/?? I use some Temporal Hijinks involving the Shattered Timekeepers to send some Imp to the state before they were created or at the very least make them suffer Temporal Backlash

They take 2 damage each. +4 EXP. This wooould crit, but it already killed them….
kek

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 13 2019, 02:55 PM)

Dice && Chainbreaker 3/? Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga 2/? I finish being reformed by the Alchemiter, and get set down on top of it, before walking down, and tossing Nedben2 the Masquerade mask since it may help his costume out a bit.

You respawn.
You chuck him the mask.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 13 2019, 05:10 PM)

So, I think right about now's the time when we all alchemize things together in quantities far beyond practicality or reason. Let's a-go, then! Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 3/9. Extendable Torch && Hammerhead Digger = Hellminer 6/6 [Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = ??? 1/? I grab the Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating and, very carefully, I take up the Dog Emblem too. Deciding that not enough imps are have experienced the bliss of flame (Please note that flames are generally not actually blissful at all), I gouge out the eyes of the horde C imps with the Stabneedles. Then, turning to the liches, I test out a hypothesis that the [garbled mess of text] is related to the Dog Emblem. "Gaze upon this sigil, abominations, and know that your master has abandoned you!" I cry, holding out the Emblem. "Know that his favor lies with us!" It's a long shot, but you'll never know if you don't go. Also, I gather up all the corpses around the base into a nice, huge pile. Because reasons.

You deal 3 damage to the Liches. +6 EXP.
(Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers) && (Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident) = Clockwork Power Armor. 1/11.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Apr 13 2019, 05:29 PM)

[2 actions] Screw it, I'm joining the game. Screw it with a screwdriver, that is. Like, this is a violence-y thing. Not a nsfw thing. Get your mind out of the gutter! I'm trying to stuff a lich in there! I apologize profusely for literally everything. Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = ??, 2/?? Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = ??, 2/??

You stuff a Lich into the gutter for 4 damage. +5 EXP. Welcome, That Guy! Wait no, that , guy, the other one!
Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = Can of MediMist™. 1/7.
Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = The Clockbreaker. 1/8.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 13 2019, 10:27 PM)

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 4/9 Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers && Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident = ??? 2/? Argh, there are still too many bloody imps! Actually, scratch that, not enough of them are bloody. Let's take steps towards fixing that. I take the Smoke n' Stab, and go for the jugulars of the imps in the main horde. Then, I spray smoke in their eyes and down their throats via their mouths, noses and the holes in their necks I hopefully just made. For good measure, I burn them with the Shrek Lighter and use the cover of the smoke to escape safely.

3 Damage! +3 EXP!
..the imps that are burned with the Shrek Lighter proceed to change, their faces morphing to resemble that of..
Shrek.
God help us all.
EOTB:
The terrified lich shakes, not attacking. The other one growls, and AGRESSes O.R.I.G.I.N, Ender_Smirk and Nedben1 for 4 HP. The Nightmare, mad that the Lich attacked its rider, glares down the lich, cursing it. Imp Horde C screeches out, and wave their hands, dispersing the Smoke. The Imp Horde A all swarm around Paradox, dealing 9 damage!
The flames burn the tissue lich.
NEXT ROUND, START!
Weather: None.
Terrarain: SBURBan Surburbs. Every player has +1 Regen if there are no enemies alive.
Field Effects: None.
Ogre and backup imps arriving [NEXT] Turn.
[UND] Lich. 32/50 Hp. Blinded! Cursed! Weakened!
[UND] Dream-Catching Tissue Lich. 39/50 Hp. -3 AC. Blinded! On fire! Terrified!
[UND] Imp Horde. 1/4 x 11 Hp.
[UND] Imp Horde C. 3/4 x 3 Hp.


[H] Weak Nightmare. 34/34 Hp. 1 AC.

[NED-UND] Imps. 2/4 x 2. On Fire.
[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 13/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 16/20 HP. 1 Regen for one more turn.
[PLR] V2: 20/20
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 17/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 17/20 Hp. Autorevive: READY!
[PLR] Nedben2: 20/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 14/20 HP. On Fire/
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 11/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] TOG. 20/20 Hp.
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter!

I look throughout the enemy lines. I pull out the chainbreaker, and commence my assault. I... Oooopsie. Dunno how, but a bunch of damage bullets out of some type of bullet hell game just attacked the weaker Lich. Luckily, I was planning on trying to kill it anyways, so I jump upwards, and deliver a smashing strike to his head as the dust begins to settle.
Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 4/9.
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 3/9.

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 7/10.
(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 3/11.

I apply Regen to myself as I look around some houses for a Poster of the Homestuckian Aspects

Yeah... I'm not gonna keep losing actions and charges to not being able to double post. Screw that. I'm doing both actions and all charges in one post. kk? thanks.

Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = Can of MediMist™. 4/7.
Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = The Clockbreaker. 4/8.

With my first action grab one of the Imps from Hoarde C and pummel them.
With my second, I throw the Imp back into the hoarde, knocking the others over like bowling pins.

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 3/8
8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 2/8

Satisfied in healing up one of the Nedbens, Old Man Dagoth focuses on the non-dream catcher Lich. He runs forwards towards it, and then jumps it, Injectors in hand, and stabs them into the Lich’s head.

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 6/8.
High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 6/8.

Ned2 equips Masquerade Mask! And borrows the Court Wizards to kill off some of the first Imp Horde with the power of poking them with sharp objects.

Ned1 puts out the fire with some water source....I don't know, that Door of Spit we're clearly not going to use otherwise, that should do. Ew.

V2 forces an IMP to swallow a pill from the PILL BOTTLE, before swallowing one themself

BOWLER HAT 2/3

CRAPPY SPEAR && EXTENDABLE TORCH

I made a mistake. I should have never touched that goddamn lighter.
I have to fix this.

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 5/9.
[Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 3/11.

I take the Scroll of Black Inches rush into the midst of the main imp horde, pushing through bodies and springing off heads and then, once I'm in the middle, cast the spell. If there was ever a time to use it, it's now. I must purge this world of those Shreks.

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 8/10.
(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 4/11.

I proceed to do some righteous stabbing with the blood donator on Imps from Horde C as I continue the search for a Poster of the 12 Homestuck Aspects

The obvious psycho starts to stroke the nightmare's mane. "Good horse. You're the best horse ever. We should be friends." He continues to compliment the horse in similarly strange fashion, hoping to convert it to The Dark Side... I mean, PLR. Yes, obviously PLR.
Alchemies:
High Noon && Hammer = Bunson Burner Basher 5/7
Atomic Tophat || Court Wizards = ?? 1/?

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 5/9. (Note, last turn I got a +1 for all alchemies. This one was affected as well. I coulld have pushed it and argued the third, but we both know that wouldn't fly.)
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 4/9.
I continue attacking the weakened Lich. This time, I whack him with the Chainbreaker in the torso, launching him into a group of his allied Imps. As I walk away, I brush past the other Lich, and he gets buggy as well.

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 7/8.
High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 7/8.

Nedben 2 continues Court Wizards against Imps, violently.

Nedben 1 reveals Gilgamesh was Bilgamesh all along and uses Darkened to hammer an imp into another imp like a ball after taking a cue from That Other Guy about violence optimization.

Guys... the Dog Residue that we don't have is speaking to me.
...I shouldn't have touched that damn emblem. WHY do I keep on touching things and then regretting it?!
Anyway... there are slightly more urgent matters to attend to.

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 6/9
[Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 4/11

I take the Door to Down Under and, holding it out, I spin right into the midst of the liches, turning myself into a human Beyblade. While I spin around, I focus.
I gather ethereal, mystical flames from the power that lies in the air around us, and concentrate it into my sight. With the fire in my eyes, I peer into the future... and determine exactly where that ogre is going to stop.
Using the momentum from my spin, I yeet the door into the sky with my cybernetic arm, calculating its trajectory so it'll land right on the head of the ogre next turn. The flames dissipate from my face, and I return to base, pointedly not thinking about dogs or any other such nonsense.

The backup arrives, muahahahahhahahahahaha- ohgoddidImakethisencountetoohard

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 15 2019, 11:20 PM)

I look throughout the enemy lines. I pull out the chainbreaker, and commence my assault. I... Oooopsie. Dunno how, but a bunch of damage bullets out of some type of bullet hell game just attacked the weaker Lich. Luckily, I was planning on trying to kill it anyways, so I jump upwards, and deliver a smashing strike to his head as the dust begins to settle. Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 4/9. Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 3/9.

8 damage. No EXP because it’s a battletech.
3 damage. +2 EXP.
-2 Chainbreaker Durability.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 16 2019, 05:58 AM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 7/10. (Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 3/11. I apply Regen to myself as I look around some houses for a Poster of the Homestuckian Aspects

You try and apply regen again.. But it seems that you have a cooldown on it. It appears using the same words a lot will prevent you from using them for a bit.
You search...
[5]
Nothing.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Apr 16 2019, 11:32 AM)

Yeah... I'm not gonna keep losing actions and charges to not being able to double post. Screw that. I'm doing both actions and all charges in one post. kk? thanks. Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = Can of MediMist™. 4/7. Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = The Clockbreaker. 4/8. With my first action grab one of the Imps from Hoarde C and pummel them. With my second, I throw the Imp back into the hoarde, knocking the others over like bowling pins.

Bam! Imp killed, and a critted 2 damage to the other imps in Horde C! This nets you a nice 4 EXP!

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Apr 16 2019, 02:46 PM)

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 3/8 8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 2/8 Satisfied in healing up one of the Nedbens, Old Man Dagoth focuses on the non-dream catcher Lich. He runs forwards towards it, and then jumps it, Injectors in hand, and stabs them into the Lich’s head.

The Lich takes 5 damage!
+5 EXP. -2 Durability.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Apr 16 2019, 02:55 PM)

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 6/8. High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 6/8. Ned2 equips Masquerade Mask! And borrows the Court Wizards to kill off some of the first Imp Horde with the power of poking them with sharp objects. Ned1 puts out the fire with some water source....I don't know, that Door of Spit we're clearly not going to use otherwise, that should do. Ew.

You equip the Masquerade Mask! With your Dersite theme complete, imps have a higher chance to join your side, and receive buffs if they do!
You poke the imp horde, killing one imp and dealing 3 damage to another.
The imp you poked down to 1 hp successfully resists the urge to join you.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Apr 16 2019, 05:51 PM)

V2 forces an IMP to swallow a pill from the PILL BOTTLE, before swallowing one themself. BOWLER HAT 2/3 CRAPPY SPEAR && EXTENDABLE TORCH

You consume a pill. +1 HP Regen but -1 AC for two turns.
The imp gets a pill stuffed their throat. They immediately suffer hallucinations, suiciding into the rest of the Imp Horde, killing it and 2 other imps.
+4 EXP.
Crappy Spear && Extendable Torch = Shoddy Lampost. 1/3.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 16 2019, 07:02 PM)

I made a mistake. I should have never touched that goddamn lighter. I have to fix this. Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 5/9. [Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 3/11. I take the Scroll of Black Inches rush into the midst of the main imp horde, pushing through bodies and springing off heads and then, once I'm in the middle, cast the spell. If there was ever a time to use it, it's now. I must purge this world of those Shreks.

You activate the Scroll of Black Inches!
[ [ B L A C K I N C H E S ] ]
The scroll crumbles to dust as black tendrils snake away from it, multiplying, growing, tearing through the imp horde! They slowly fade after a while, but by then the damage has been done..
2 damage to every imp in the main horde. 1 damage to every other underling (killing Imp Horde C) Main Imp Horde stunned.
Unfortunately, no EXP gained due to using a item.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 16 2019, 10:56 PM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 8/10. (Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 4/11. I proceed to do some righteous stabbing with the blood donator on Imps from Horde C as I continue the search for a Poster of the 12 Homestuck Aspects

Horde C is dead, so your damage is redirected to the main Imp Horde, killing one and doing 2 damage to another!
+3 EXP.
[12]
…nothing.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Apr 16 2019, 11:22 PM)

The obvious psycho starts to stroke the nightmare's mane. "Good horse. You're the best horse ever. We should be friends." He continues to compliment the horse in similarly strange fashion, hoping to convert it to The Dark Side... I mean, PLR. Yes, obviously PLR. Alchemies: High Noon && Hammer = Bunson Burner Basher 5/7 Atomic Tophat || Court Wizards = ?? 1/?

You convert the Nightmare to your side..
Maybe???? It seems appeased.. For now.
Atomic Tophat || Court Wizards = Queen’s Topper. 1/6.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 17 2019, 12:48 AM)

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 5/9. (Note, last turn I got a +1 for all alchemies. This one was affected as well. I coulld have pushed it and argued the third, but we both know that wouldn't fly.) Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 4/9. I continue attacking the weakened Lich. This time, I whack him with the Chainbreaker in the torso, launching him into a group of his allied Imps. As I walk away, I brush past the other Lich, and he gets buggy as well.

You smack the Lich for 4 damage, knocking him into the imps for 1 damage to two of them.
The other Lich gets buggy... A timer suddenly appears on their forehead. Something will happen to them next turn...

QUOTE (Nedben @ Apr 17 2019, 01:22 AM)

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 7/8. High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 7/8. Nedben 2 continues Court Wizards against Imps, violently. Nedben 1 reveals Gilgamesh was Bilgamesh all along and uses Darkened to hammer an imp into another imp like a ball after taking a cue from That Other Guy about violence optimization.

You deal 4 damage to a horde B2 imp, slaying it. One of the imps in that horde is converted, healed, and buffed.
Horde B2 imp killed, 2 damage to another. Both the remaining ones convert, getting healed and buffed. You seem to have reached a cap for minions.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 17 2019, 08:57 PM)

Guys... the Dog Residue that we don't have is speaking to me. ...I shouldn't have touched that damn emblem. WHY do I keep on touching things and then regretting it?! Anyway... there are slightly more urgent matters to attend to. Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 6/9 [Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 4/11 I take the Door to Down Under and, holding it out, I spin right into the midst of the liches, turning myself into a human Beyblade. While I spin around, I focus. I gather ethereal, mystical flames from the power that lies in the air around us, and concentrate it into my sight. With the fire in my eyes, I peer into the future... and determine exactly where that ogre is going to stop. Using the momentum from my spin, I yeet the door into the sky with my cybernetic arm, calculating its trajectory so it'll land right on the head of the ogre next turn. The flames dissipate from my face, and I return to base, pointedly not thinking about dogs or any other such nonsense.

You scry the ogre’s future, and send the door skyward! It’ll land next turn during the EOTB!


EOTB:
The first lich, near death, growls, and rapidly claws Paradox, TOG, Apex and O.R.I.G.I.N for 3 damage each! (2 damage in the case of Paradox) The curse then overtakes it, possessing it to kill all the B1 Imps in one lunge! The Dream-Catching Lich deals 8 damage to Dagoth! The main imp hordes idles, stunned. The B2 horde then attacks the nightmare for 6, 5 because of AC, damage! The Nightmare retaliates by smashing one of them to death under its hooves.
The Flaming Lich takes 2 damage, boosted by the -3 AC to 5 damage. The flames then fade. Nedben1 takes 2 damage. The Liches wipe the ink from their eyes, removing the Blinded effect. The lich also overcomes its fear.


Weather: None.
Terrarain: SBURBan Surburbs. Every player has +1 Regen if there are no enemies alive.
Field Effects: Cloudy with a chance of Doors: Door to down Under hitting Ogre next turn.
[UND] Lich. 14/50 Hp. Weakened! Timer: 1/2.
[UND] Dream-Catching Tissue Lich. 33/50 Hp. -3 AC.[UND] Imp Horde. 2/4 x 4 Hp. Stunned.
[UND] Imp Horde B2. 2/4 x 1 Hp.
[UND] Ogre. 30/30 Hp. Bodyguarding the Dragon Imp. On fire!
[UND] Dragon Imp. 15/15 Hp. Burn Baby Burn: 1/3.

[EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell.

[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 29/34 Hp. 1 AC.
[NED-UND] Imps. 2/4 x 2. On Fire.
[NED-UND] Imps. 5/5 x 3 Hp. 1 Regen.
[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 10/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 20/20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 9/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 14/20 Hp. Autorevive: READY!
[PLR] Nedben2: 20/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 12/20 HP. On Fire.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 9/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] TOG. 17/20 Hp.
Alchemiter Walls. 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter!

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 4/8
8-Ball && Stick = Vantablack Stick 3/8

Switching targets, OMD (which we will now use to refer to Old Man Dagoth for the sake of time) runs up to Ogre, Injectors in hand, and stabs it in the eyes. Hopefully, it’s newfound weakened sight will make it easier to attack and avoid, and potential cause it to accidentally attack the Imp it’s guarding and either damaging it or getting damaged by it.

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 9/10.
(Shattered Timekeepers || Build Poster) && (Needlewands && Quill Wands) = Oblivion’s Timekeepers. 5/11.

I give my Blood Donators LEECHING which will make any damage done by them heal me for half the damage dealt with them....while searching for the 12-Aspect Poster

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 7/9
[Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = Clockwork Power Armor 5/11

I take... uhh... I take... I don't got many ideas.
You know what, I never did finish making that graphene. I go back to work surgically layering graphite onto paper with the Infinite Use Pencil, using the Shattered Timekeepers to speed up the process.
...Hopefully this isn't going to be a gross waste of their power.

Huh... guess there might still be some loot here. I take a short break to look for some eyewear or lenses.

Dice && Chainbreaker = Popomatic Masher. 6/9.
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga = Healer’s Headbreaker. 5/9.
I continue my onslaught on the Liches, pounding away at the one without the timer, and see proceed to test out a nice simple shot to the skull. I then walk over close to the Nightmare, and a few bugs seem to creep up it as well. This time, however, the bugs seem to be helpful, and not harmful, making it stronger.

Alchemies:
Atomic Tophat || Court Wizards = Queen’s Topper 3/6
High Noon && Hammer = Bunson Burner Basher 7/7!
Action:
The only sheriff in town rides off into the sunset on his Nightmare. Except, he's missing the sunset. Oh well. Trampling Imp Horde B2 works anyways. As he does this, he lines up one of the liches in the sights of High Noon, aiming at the tissue lich because flesh burns. He opens the umbrella and a burst of flame flies out of it, doing the aforementioned burning of its flesh and other important stuff.