I dedicate this to O.R.I.G.I.N.: F

Well, the Alchemiter didn't explode, but it did fail to make me some new threads. So... that Dog Emblem is way stronger than a level 2 item should be.
Perhaps... it is a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Anyway, time to go back to alchemizing and fighting!

Needlewands && Quillwands = ??? 1/?
Extendable Torch && Hammerhead Digger = Hellminer 4/6

Since we've ZA WARUDO'd the baddies, I proceed to take this opportunity to mess them up.
I don the Messiah Robes and use their great powers to disintegrate the enemies' weapons and, if I can, their bodies.
Once that's done, I grab Poppin's Perforator with my cybernetic arm and High Noon with my other.
Then, I attack one of the liches, stabbing it with the Perforator as deep as I can with my enhanced arm, and then opening it before pulling it back out. I shove High Noon into the resulting wound, and open it too. Finally, I shove an umbrella into each ear and open them again.
I repeat this procedure on the other lich, before drawing back to prepare for my next move.

So I'm guessing you don't get EXP for traps, then? Alright.

Syringe && Needlewands = The Injectors 5/5. DONE
Scroll of Black Inches && Pill Bottle = Scroll of Curaga 5/6.

Screaming like a goddamn banshee, Old Man Dagoth runs towards the army of enemies, attempting to fire his shotgun. This does not work, as his shotgun is, in fact, a stick. Rather than except this reality in his old demented mind, he decides that it’s just out of bullets and starts thwacking as many imps as possible like a wild gorilla.

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 4/10.
SA Knife && (Syringe || Bandages) = The Blood Donator 4/4.

I use SPRAY AND PRAY onto the 2 liches

Needlewands && Quillwands = ??? 2/?
Extendable Torch && Hammerhead Digger = Hellminer 5/6

I change clothes again, this time to the Phoenix Robes.
Since we've got so many foes to take care of, I grab the weapon I feel is best for the job: the Architect's Trident.
Twirling it around a bit for reasons of badassery, I use its earth powers to make a deep hole under the wakened horde B imps. Then, I fill this hole with water.
Turning my attention to the other imps, I blast them with a great tongue of flames, trying to channel the power of the Phoenix Robes into the attack.

Also, for experimentation purposes, I drag a monster corpse away from the base and light it with the Shrek Lighter, just to see what's so special abou it.

Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ = The Chainbreaker 6/6.
V2's enderman Mask && 8-Ball = Masquerade Mask. 3/4.
I quickly swap over to my Split outfit, whoever that is, and begin a campaign to break some bones with my nice new hammer. Or at least I would, but first I want to test a trick. A Lich gets bugged out. I then head over to wack another in the skull with my nice new hammer. I do so, and the crack is audible.

The only sheriff in town is sad. No towel. No lightbulb. No ogre finger bone. He did get a door, but his umbrella that just got stolen is way better. Wait, his umbrella just got stolen!? The costumed whako runs out of the clinic and sees the army he may or may not have been told about. He sees High Noon, just sitting there where Apex Ultimo dropped it. He picks it up and takes the caring time to blow the lich gook off of the umbrella tip. He looks around for any flammable rubble. He takes anything he can find and creates a line of things that can burn in between the ogres and things they're fighting right now. He then lights the line on fire. He points the tip of the umbrella up again and blows on it like someone in a western movie.
Alchemy:
Radioactive Hat && Fizzy Drink = Atomic Tophat 3/4

V2 attempts to skewer a LICH using the CRAPPY SPEAR, before inserting an empty CRUXITE DOWEL into the ALCHEMITER. They then begin to duplicate a BOWLER HAT

KITCHEN KNIFE 2/2!

BOWLER HAT 1/?

After continuing to smack some underlings with his stick, Old Man Dagoth starts shifting gears. He holds his stick out in front of him and begins spinning it around like a propeller, as he rushed into the underling army. He also starts another alchemy...somehow.

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat 1/??
Scroll of Black Inches && Pill Bottle = Scroll of Curaga 6/6 DONE

QUOTE (Nedben @ Apr 10 2019, 10:03 PM)

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 3/8. High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 3/8 The Nedbens pick off some of the remaining injured imps from Imp Horde B, with magic and rocks and possibly magic rocks.

-2 Durability from the Needlewands, two imps killed, +4 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 10 2019, 10:34 PM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 3/10. SA Knife && (Syringe || Bandages) = The Blood Donator 3/4. I grant myself QUICK and proceed to stab as many Imps as possible starting with Imp Horde B

..what do you stab them with? I’ll assume the Quillwands. -2 Durability, 2 damage, killing one. Hoard B is finished off, granting +3 EXP to you.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 10 2019, 11:09 PM)

I dedicate this to O.R.I.G.I.N.: F Well, the Alchemiter didn't explode, but it did fail to make me some new threads. So... that Dog Emblem is way stronger than a level 2 item should be. Perhaps... it is a weapon to surpass Metal Gear. Anyway, time to go back to alchemizing and fighting! Needlewands && Quillwands = ??? 1/? Extendable Torch && Hammerhead Digger = Hellminer 4/6 Since we've ZA WARUDO'd the baddies, I proceed to take this opportunity to mess them up. I don the Messiah Robes and use their great powers to disintegrate the enemies' weapons and, if I can, their bodies. Once that's done, I grab Poppin's Perforator with my cybernetic arm and High Noon with my other. Then, I attack one of the liches, stabbing it with the Perforator as deep as I can with my enhanced arm, and then opening it before pulling it back out. I shove High Noon into the resulting wound, and open it too. Finally, I shove an umbrella into each ear and open them again. I repeat this procedure on the other lich, before drawing back to prepare for my next move. So I'm guessing you don't get EXP for traps, then? Alright.

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks. 1/9.
You perform a epic attack, dealing a total of..
8 damage to both liches! +8 EXP.

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Apr 10 2019, 11:56 PM)

Syringe && Needlewands = The Injectors 5/5. DONE Scroll of Black Inches && Pill Bottle = Scroll of Curaga 5/6. Screaming like a goddamn banshee, Old Man Dagoth runs towards the army of enemies, attempting to fire his shotgun. This does not work, as his shotgun is, in fact, a stick. Rather than except this reality in his old demented mind, he decides that it’s just out of bullets and starts thwacking as many imps as possible like a wild gorilla.

You send a imp into the great beyond. +2 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Apr 11 2019, 01:28 PM)

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 4/10. SA Knife && (Syringe || Bandages) = The Blood Donator 4/4. I use SPRAY AND PRAY onto the 2 liches

You use SPRAY AND PRAY! +2 EXP, blind applied!

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Apr 11 2019, 08:15 PM)

Needlewands && Quillwands = ??? 2/? Extendable Torch && Hammerhead Digger = Hellminer 5/6 I change clothes again, this time to the Phoenix Robes. Since we've got so many foes to take care of, I grab the weapon I feel is best for the job: the Architect's Trident. Twirling it around a bit for reasons of badassery, I use its earth powers to make a deep hole under the wakened horde B imps. Then, I fill this hole with water. Turning my attention to the other imps, I blast them with a great tongue of flames, trying to channel the power of the Phoenix Robes into the attack. Also, for experimentation purposes, I drag a monster corpse away from the base and light it with the Shrek Lighter, just to see what's so special about it.

The B horde has been deaded.
You set three imps on fire with the architect’s trident, draining 4 durability from it.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Apr 11 2019, 10:24 PM)

Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ = The Chainbreaker 6/6. V2's enderman Mask && 8-Ball = Masquerade Mask. 3/4. I quickly swap over to my Split outfit, whoever that is, and begin a campaign to break some bones with my nice new hammer. Or at least I would, but first I want to test a trick. A Lich gets bugged out. I then head over to wack another in the skull with my nice new hammer. I do so, and the crack is audible.

You bug out a enemy! Their prototypings randomly swap, to wet tissue and dream catcher! This gives the Lich -3 AC.
You smash a Lich with the Chainbreaker. 7 damage, +6 EXP, and -2 durability.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Apr 11 2019, 10:36 PM)

The only sheriff in town is sad. No towel. No lightbulb. No ogre finger bone. He did get a door, but his umbrella that just got stolen is way better. Wait, his umbrella just got stolen!? The costumed whako runs out of the clinic and sees the army he may or may not have been told about. He sees High Noon, just sitting there where Apex Ultimo dropped it. He picks it up and takes the caring time to blow the lich gook off of the umbrella tip. He looks around for any flammable rubble. He takes anything he can find and creates a line of things that can burn in between the ogres and things they're fighting right now. He then lights the line on fire. He points the tip of the umbrella up again and blows on it like someone in a western movie. Alchemy: Radioactive Hat && Fizzy Drink = Atomic Tophat 3/4

...shit. I swear I wasn’t trying to stop you from getting anything.
You feel a bit luckier, as the Game takes pity on you and throws you a +3 for your next search roll.
BURN BABY BURN! When the Ogre arrives, it will be on fire, along with all the imps it comes with! -2 High Noon durability.
Hey O.R.I.G.I.N, you can have two alchemies going on at the same time, as a reminder!

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Apr 12 2019, 03:04 PM)

V2 attempts to skewer a LICH using the CRAPPY SPEAR, before inserting an empty CRUXITE DOWEL into the ALCHEMITER. They then begin to duplicate a BOWLER HAT KITCHEN KNIFE 2/2! BOWLER HAT 1/?

3 damage, -2 durability. +2 EXP.
You finish duping a Kitchen Knife.
Bowler Hat -D- 1/3.

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Apr 12 2019, 03:37 PM)

After continuing to smack some underlings with his stick, Old Man Dagoth starts shifting gears. He holds his stick out in front of him and begins spinning it around like a propeller, as he rushed into the underling army. He also starts another alchemy...somehow. Messiah Robes && Lab Coat 1/?? Scroll of Black Inches && Pill Bottle = Scroll of Curaga 6/6 DONE

1 damage to three imps.
Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 1/8. Has a large Spirograph embroidered on the front...


EOTB:
The Dream Catching Lich snatches one of Nedben’s thoughts, summoning a Nightmare. The other lich waves its hands around, screeches, and lunges forth, for 4 damage to Dagoth, Apex, and the second Nedben. Actually. 5 damage to Ned2 thanks to -1 AC. The imps look around, and select ender_smirk. They swarm around him, and rip him apart . Ender_Smirk Slain! The flaming imps poke the first Nedben for two damage, in addition to setting him on fire.
Ender’s regen happens, all the flaming imps take 2 damage. Two of them convert to Ned’s side.
[UND] Lich. 43/50 Hp. Blinded!
[UND] Dream-Catching Tissue Lich. 47/50 Hp. -3 AC. Blinded
[UND] Imp Horde. 4/4 x 11 Hp.
[UND] Imp Horde C. 3/4 x 3 Hp.
[UND] Imp Horde (Fire). 2/4 x 2. On Fire!

[H] Nightmare. 34/34 Hp. 1 AC.

[NED-UND] Imps. 2/4 x 2. On Fire.
[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP. 1 Regen for one more turn.
[PLR] V2: 20/20
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 17/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 17/20 Hp.
[PLR] Nedben2: 14/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP. On Fire/
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
Alchemiter Walls: 80% Built. 5/?? HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter!
Some changes are made to the new levels: Namely, Ender’s Bugged Out is changed from changing the entity into something else entirely to just changing parts of the target’s code, granting debuffs. Sorry, but I realized it could be a completely broken ability if used right. Have a +1 to your Alchemies in apologies.

And finally, we have a few minor changes:
Equipment and Armor have been moved to separate parts of the tab, away from the main list, for easier organization. Hopefully, this will help keep track of who's equipped what. Oh, and on the subject of Armor/Equipment, whenever you swap out your gear, please list what you are swapping out.
Minor text changes. The font on the explosive runes description has been changed to something even fancier. If you spot any typos, drop a ping in #dtg_discussion and I'll get to fixing it.
Changes to EXP:
- EXP will now be awarded for more then just attacking
- You can now get more EXP from more detailed or creative attacks.
- And finally, new players will get a EXP boost to prevent them from being overshadowed!
Thanks for playing!

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 4/8.
High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 4/8

The first nedben stops, drops, and rolls directly into the dream-catching lich to set them on fire instead.

The second nedben also contributes to the attack on dreamcatcher, then asks the ally imps to help take out the dreamcatcher tissue lich.

Messiah Robes && Lab Coat = Developer’s Coat. 2/8
8-Ball && Stick = ?? 1/8

“I ain’t leavin none soldiers out here to DIE! I got yer back pardner!”

Old Man Dagoth takes the time to run over to the Nedben with less health, and uses the power of the Scroll of Curaga to heal him.

V2's enderman Mask && 8-Ball = Masquerade Mask. 4/4.
Dice && Chainbreaker 2/?
and because free alchemy for no known reason ((In character))
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga 1/?
I begin to reform over the alchemiter, although my outfit is changed. Whereas I originally was wearing the Greenie's hood (apparently), I now appear to be reforming wearing the Split's hoodie. No one can tell why that is.
((Equip changed while resing because it looks cool. Now wearing Split hoodie as I res.))

Unreal Air && Shattered Timekeepers = ZAZZERpan’s SLICKRODS. 5/8.
High Noon || Unreal Air = THE SUNSCATeet 5/8.

The Nedbens team up to Phobos and Deimos the blinded lich. BE AFRAID.

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 5/10.
(Shattered Timekeepers||Build Poster)&&(Needlewands&&Quill Wands) 1/??

I make the Nightmare WEAK as I search around for a....flashlight maybe...

((OOC: Oh, that was more roleplaying than complaining. It was just build up to "get the thing back." Note to self: make build up more obvious.))
The only sheriff in town needs more EXP! He then mounts the nightmare. It's one of those flaming horses, right? At any rate, he rides the nightmare over to the "normal" lich and gets medieval on it, slicing it with the stone stabbers.
Alchemies:
Radioactive Hat && Fizzy Drink = Atomic Tophat 4/4
((So... I've been able to do stuff like this...))
High Noon && Hammer = Bunson Burner Basher 3/7
((...all along? I thought it was you get 2 alchemy points... Silly O.R.I.G.I.N., you could've done so much more.))

Phoenix Robes || (Build Poster && Split’s Hoodie) = Heirfree Hood. 6/10.
(Shattered Timekeepers||Build Poster)&&(Needlewands&&Quill Wands) 2/??

I use some Temporal Hijinks involving the Shattered Timekeepers to send some Imp to the state before they were created or at the very least make them suffer Temporal Backlash

Dice && Chainbreaker 3/?
Chainbreaker && Scroll of Curaga 2/?
I finish being reformed by the Alchemiter, and get set down on top of it, before walking down, and tossing Nedben2 the Masquerade mask since it may help his costume out a bit.

So, I think right about now's the time when we all alchemize things together in quantities far beyond practicality or reason. Let's a-go, then!

Needlewands && Quillwands = Merlin’s Wizsticks 3/9.
Extendable Torch && Hammerhead Digger = Hellminer 6/6
[Lab Coat || Shattered Timekeepers] && [Messiah Robes || Architect's Trident] = ??? 1/?

I grab the Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating and, very carefully, I take up the Dog Emblem too.
Deciding that not enough imps are have experienced the bliss of flame (Please note that flames are generally not actually blissful at all), I gouge out the eyes of the horde C imps with the Stabneedles. Then, turning to the liches, I test out a hypothesis that the [garbled mess of text] is related to the Dog Emblem.
"Gaze upon this sigil, abominations, and know that your master has abandoned you!" I cry, holding out the Emblem. "Know that his favor lies with us!"
It's a long shot, but you'll never know if you don't go.

Also, I gather up all the corpses around the base into a nice, huge pile. Because reasons.

[2 actions] Screw it, I'm joining the game.

Screw it with a screwdriver, that is. Like, this is a violence-y thing. Not a nsfw thing. Get your mind out of the gutter! I'm trying to stuff a lich in there!

I apologize profusely for literally everything.



Smoke n' Stab && Scroll of Curaga = ??, 2/??

Crappy Spear || Shattered Timekeepers = ??, 2/??