Shovel || Lighter = The Blaze of Glory 3/3 Ding!

The Blaze of Glory pops out of the alchemiter, accidentally pressing random buttons on its way down, it just happens to start another charge!

Hammer && Shovel = ??? 1/?

Meanwhile, Alistair uses his iGlove to message the others!

"Hey, everyone sneaking about out there?" He spoke too quietly to be overheard by the imps. "Anyone seen the Employee's Door to the Clinic? I'm in the perfect place to distract a good chunk of the Imps inside, and they're right next to that door, ripe for an alpha strike."

Wait, when did they get each other's iSomthing numbers? Apparently, they had them already! Alchemiter brand iSomthings apparently have the phone numbers of everyone else and update whenever a new iSomthing is made! Convenient!

Naturally, Alistair didn't know which number belooned to which, though, and just group called them all to be safe. Hopefully that wouldn't hurt anything, right?

Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = Flaming Pitchfork 4/4
Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = Scroll of Black Inches 2/4

Continue building the rock wall so we have a safe retreat point if the invasion goes wrong.

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper = Messiah Robes 4/4.
KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids = The Winetaster 4/4

I STEALTH my way to the door and prepare my Quillwands

V2 continues to search for METAL PLATING or other similarly sturdy material to reinforce the WALLS with

BOWLER HAT 2/3
LIGHTER && HANDLE 1/?

Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head = Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating 4/4
8 ball && Multiuse Masher 2/?
As I stare at the locked door, holding my new stabneedles, I sort of chuckle. Then I noclip directly into it without issue. I look around for imps, and if there are any that might notice me that won't alert the others if I take them down, I do so, with excessive usage of stab their eyes out.

V2 examines the ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE, before giving some impromptu acupuncture to an IMP LEADER. And with impromptu acupuncture, they mean stabbing or slashing or clawing or whatever verb would be most appropriate for an application of force using the Acupuncture Glove

BOWLER HAT 3/3!
LIGHTER && HANDLE 2/?

Hammer && Shovel = ??? 2/?

Strangely, a bunch of leaves fall onto the buttons of the Alchemiter just hard enough to start another project!

Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = ??? 1/?

Finding that people are already entering and starting to cause chaos, Alastair panics and uses his Trench Warfare Skill while screaming, creating a defensive position AND serving as a distraction!

Now that the guy in the skeleton costume that's also wearing a waterproof cowboy hat has ridden his Imp leader A over to Imp Leader B (feeling very tempted to stop the sentence there), he pulls out the Stone Stabbers and stabs at Imp Leader B.
Alchemies:
Incredible Bulk #1-3 && Cowboy Hat = 1/?
The Yeehawer's Umbrella || Lighter = 1/?

@Ender_Smirk gets a +2 to their Alchemies due to me missing one of their posts last round. Sorry about that. If you started any alchemies in it, repost them.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Feb 24 2019, 07:56 PM)

The only sheriff in town mounts Imp Leader A and tries to ride it over to Imp Leader B. "Yeehaw!" he screams with surprising accuracy. Alchemy: Saliva||Knife = The Tonguewinder 3/3

You enter the clinic!
3 Damage to both of them! The imps are now aware of your presence!
+3 EXP!

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Feb 25 2019, 12:07 AM)

Shovel || Lighter = The Blaze of Glory 3/3  Ding! The Blaze of Glory pops out of the alchemiter, accidentally pressing random buttons on its way down, it just happens to start another charge! Hammer && Shovel = ??? 1/? Meanwhile, Alistair uses his iGlove to message the others! "Hey, everyone sneaking about out there?" He spoke too quietly to be overheard by the imps. "Anyone seen the Employee's Door to the Clinic? I'm in the perfect place to distract a good chunk of the Imps inside, and they're right next to that door, ripe for an alpha strike." Wait, when did they get each other's iSomthing numbers?  Apparently, they had them already!  Alchemiter brand iSomthings apparently have the phone numbers of everyone else and update whenever a new iSomthing is made!  Convenient! Naturally, Alistair didn't know which number belooned to which, though, and just group called them all to be safe.  Hopefully that wouldn't hurt anything, right?

Hammer && Shovel = Hammerhead Digger 1/3.
You start a group call! As you do this, calling everyone, a voice you don't recognize speaks. You hear some banging and scratching noises in the background, as the voice speaks.
"eep! Who's this! AA, eep! Back, back, fiends!"
The voice promptly disconnects from the chat. Odd.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Feb 25 2019, 06:47 PM)

Flaming Ogre Head || Infinite Use Pencil = Flaming Pitchfork 4/4 Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = Scroll of Black Inches 2/4 Continue building the rock wall so we have a safe retreat point if the invasion goes wrong.

+15% Wall progress.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Feb 25 2019, 10:41 PM)

Adam Mason’s Shirt||Piece of Overly Magical Paper = Messiah Robes 4/4. KnifephoneX||Grape Bandaids = The Winetaster 4/4 I STEALTH my way to the door and prepare my Quillwands

You finish the Messiah Robes and Winetaster.
You stealth into the clinic

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Feb 27 2019, 02:39 PM)

V2 continues to search for METAL PLATING or other similarly sturdy material to reinforce the WALLS with BOWLER HAT 2/3 LIGHTER && HANDLE 1/?

You search.. and..
[1]
Don't find anything metal. Or anything, really.
+2 PITY EXP!
Lighter && Handle = Extendable Torch 1/3.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Feb 28 2019, 09:08 PM)

Shankneedles of Stabwrath && Flaming Ogre Head = Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating 4/4 8 ball && Multiuse Masher 2/? As I stare at the locked door, holding my new stabneedles, I sort of chuckle. Then I noclip directly into it without issue. I look around for imps, and if there are any that might notice me that won't alert the others if I take them down, I do so, with excessive usage of stab their eyes out.

8 ball && Multiuse Masher = Darkened. 2/4.
You proceed to noclip through the employees door and stab down a imp, dealing.. 4 damage to a imp! Using the element of surprise, you deal a additional 2 damage to a second imp!
+5 EXP!

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Mar 2 2019, 07:04 PM)

V2 examines the ACUPUNCTURE GLOVE, before giving some impromptu acupuncture to an IMP LEADER. And with impromptu acupuncture, they mean stabbing or slashing or clawing or whatever verb would be most appropriate for an application of force using the Acupuncture Glove BOWLER HAT 3/3! LIGHTER && HANDLE 2/?

STAB!
You finish the Bowler Hat!

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 3 2019, 08:07 AM)

Hammer && Shovel = ??? 2/? Strangely, a bunch of leaves fall onto the buttons of the Alchemiter just hard enough to start another project! Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = ??? 1/? Finding that people are already entering and starting to cause chaos, Alastair panics and uses his Trench Warfare Skill while screaming, creating a defensive position AND serving as a distraction!

Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = Knives and Ivory 1/4 ((DISCLAIMER: not actually knives and ivory, that's just what it's called))
You proceed to DIG A GREAT HOLE, creating a trench!

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Mar 3 2019, 06:22 PM)

Now that the guy in the skeleton costume that's also wearing a waterproof cowboy hat has ridden his Imp leader A over to Imp Leader B (feeling very tempted to stop the sentence there), he pulls out the Stone Stabbers and stabs at Imp Leader B. Alchemies: Incredible Bulk #1-3 && Cowboy Hat = 1/? The Yeehawer's Umbrella || Lighter = 1/?

You shankificate the second Imp leader for 3 damage!
+3 EXP!
Incredible Bulk #1-3 && Cowboy Hat = Radioactive Hat 1/3.
The Yeehawer's Umbrella || Lighter = High Noon. 1/5.
END OF TURN STRIFE BATTLE!
The imps turns its attention from the closet to you, and one of them tries to cross the trench, but falls in, dying! The other two jump over it, and attack Ender_Smirk and V2, dealing 3 damage each! The imp leaders agress the closet door again, and it breaks open! As they advance in, you can hear a panicked "eep"-ing from the other side! In fact, Alastair recognizes the voice as the person(?) they accidentally connected to the group call! Perhaps you should save them?
The Alchemiter whirrs, and a spirograph appears above it, a green glow enveloping... the Walls! It seems like the Alchemiter will unlock something when the walls reach a certain level of progress. How do you know this? Friendship.
and by friendship i mean black magic
INSIDE THE CLINIC:
[UND] Imp Leader A. 12/15 Hp.
[UND] Imp Leader B. 9/15 Hp.
[UND] Imp. 6/6 Hp.
[UND] Imp. 4/6 Hp.

[FIELD] A Trench. Blocking the advance of the imps! Will remain for one more turn, because balance!

[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 15/20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 17/20

OUTSIDE:
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 20/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 13/20 HP Regenerative, lasts for 2 turns.
[PLR] V2: 20/20
Alchemiter Walls: 40% Built. 5/?? HP.
If you for some reason don't have the Reckoners role by now, make sure to ask a mod for it, or you won't be pinged for the dops! Unless you don't want to be pinged for whatever reason.

Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = Scroll of Black Inches 3/4
8-Ball && Needlewands = ??? 1/?

Use something safe to establish the Flaming Pitchfork as a firepit near the walls. The fort shall have campfire!

Hammer && Shovel = Hammerhead Digger 3/3 = ding!
Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = Knives and Ivory 2/4

After seeing what his trench did to that one imp and not having much time, Alastair applies Trench Warfare in the most aggressive way possible- Digging the trench DIRECTLY underneath the Imp Leaders in an attempt to save the person trapped in the closet!

"Looks like I threw a TRENCH in your plans!" He says to the leaders, either using it as a witty one-liner or using it to goad them into focusing on the shovel wielding maniac instead of their intended victim!

V2 rushes over to the INFINITE PILE OF CLOTHES, using some cloths to fortify the WALLS before tearing a particularity absorbent-looking sweater to scraps, using them to mend their wounds

EXTENDABLE TORCH 3/3!

BOWLER HAT && 8-BALL

Alchemies:
The Yeehawer's Umbrella || Lighter = High Noon 3/5
The sheriff dismounts Imp Leader A, spits on the Door of Spit, and drops it on Imp Leader A. This grosses the Imp Leader out so much, it can personally needs to take a turn bathing before it can do anything else.

8 ball && Multiuse Masher = Darkened. 3/4.
Greenie's Hood && 8 ball 1/?
I look around, and then proceed to flit through the walls to the frightened voice. I take the path of least resistance in this process, using noclip every time necessary. I end up right between him, and the imp leaders who are scaring him. "Need some help?" I say, holding my stabneedles in front of me to prepare to stab. I then rush through one, noclipping myself through, but leaving a needle behind once the duration ends. A needle right into its heart. It can feel the fire from the needle starting to smolder.

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator 1/??
Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket 1/??

I equip the Messiah Robes and with it’s Glyph Power and the Quillwands to direct and boost it,I send a torrent of Elemental Blinding Ink Glyphs at the Imps

Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = Scroll of Black Inches 4/4
8-Ball && Needlewands = ??? 2/?

Fortify the walls, more stones for the fortress!

NOTICE: It is very unlikely I will be able to post within the next week, due to family vacation. You may post as normal, regardless.

8 ball && Multiuse Masher = Darkened. 4/4.
Greenie's Hood && 8 ball 2/?
As I stand there, a needle still in the first leader, my alchemy dings done. For some reason, it suddenly is in my captcha deck. I then give another quick chuckle, and then, I leave the needle embedded in the first imp, as I pulls from my card the Darkened. I then rush up to the second imp, and stabs into its head with my second needle, embedding it just enough to hold somewhat steady. Before the imp can do much but feel the pain, however, I whirl the Darkened down into the needle, forcing it deep into the skull. I then retrieve my two needles, and make certain to watch how they react to such attacks, since they would be lethal to a human.

V2 douses an IMP LEADER in HANDLEFLUID, then lights it on fire using the LIGHTER.

BOWLER HAT && 8-BALL 2/?

HAMMER && BROKEN iPHONE

The convenient spitting out of alchemiter items to add new combos into it continues as the Hammerhead digger starts...

Messiah's Robes && broken iPhone = ??? 1/???

Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = Knives and Ivory 3/4

Alastair goes trench crazy, digging more trenches underneath the closest enemy that isn't dead yet!