"Hmmm... let me see, let me see..."
"...AHA!"

Hovering some four metres in the air, the Witch quickly floats over to the newly arrived dragon.
"Hello dearest sir, would you by any chance mind letting me ride you into battle next turn?"

Another Angel of Massacre is summoned! The Wizard should really consider repentance already, now that he is being doubleteamed into oblivion.

~`{ (<⚫>) }’~

25/40

Originally posted on 2018-07-20 11:49:00

35/40

The godfather orders another goon towards the Warmech.

Inside, the goon knocks out the pilot and hijacks the mech, sending it on many near-impossible tasks, the likes of which are not to be described in detail. All that can be said is that it won't end with the mech feeling so good.

Then, the goon leaves the mech and pilot be, letting them go their days as if the mech had been clamped by a giant crab, had a metal beam fall on its head and a train run through its metaphorical, if not physical, toes, and fell victim to the most recent pyramid scheme. Other than what's listed, nothing much really changed for them.

Originally posted on 2018-07-20 12:01:00

9/? Something
(Free 20 Charge in Reserve)

Noticing the weaponry on the Metal Gear Rex... especially the Nuclear Railgun. I hurried had the Orbital Fighter Beam Up the defected Soldier into the Orbital Heli to operate its spare turret and not get fried in Nuclear Waste should the Railgun fire.

Originally posted on 2018-07-20 12:10:00

I look over the Witch
"Yes,you may"

2/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I CREATE a Black Hole Grenade and throw it at the Soldiers after priming it to explode and collapse into a black hole for a few seconds before exploding in an explosion

Originally posted on 2018-07-20 13:45:00

DICE 5/20
CS gazes at metal gear and smiles.
CS: This will be fun.
A cobalt energy clone of CS appears on the top of Metal Gear. Tendrils of energy emerge from it, grabbing onto the laser.
CS will help Big Boss pilot Metal Gear by shooting people with lasers.
The real CS begins preparing for his duel with the Herald.


Originally posted on 2018-07-20 16:19:00

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532034660))

34/40 The godfather, not really godmodder-damaging material, orders a random but trustworthy goon to bust the Wizard's kneecaps. Once that is done, the godfather pulls out another golden revolver and shoots the Wizard in the kneecaps for good measure. All this was just right before that marathon that the Wizard was planning on doing too. Such a shame.

14k damage to the Wizard. In addition, you've shattered his hopes and dreams.
Hopes and Dreams Shattered: 1

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532034925))

33/40 (+6 from 2 Herald damage) note to self: figure out what this charge actually is. I assassinate the leadership of a Soldier unit. However, they apparently are one person to a unit, so instead, I just perform a craniectomy on one of them.

By the Architect, you do. Ick. 15k damage.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532036041))

30/30 METAL GEAR (collab) (+5 from Herald damage held in abeyance) LAUNCH METAL GEAR METAL GEAR stats given in Emerald's post. MAIN ACTION: I start singing, off-key and at the top of my voice: "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of THIS DTG GAME! We'll find he's not that great of a Wiz, since the PG side is lame!" and so on and so forth in the same vein. I further sing through a MEGAPHONE, guaranteed to make everything a hundred times louder and ruin everyone else's hearing.

You deal 2k damage to all PG entities with that horrid song.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1532037250))

30/30 METALLLL GEAAARR 5/30 after this yay A rather insanely large portal opens, a bipedal walking tank stepping through with mechanical noises. Equipped with 2x rotary guns, a laser, and anti tank missiles... Metal Gear REX! Piloted by Big Boss of course. “I see you have a mech. So do we!” METAL GEAAAR [(Big) BOSS] Metal Gear REX: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. 200,000 ATK Nuclear Railgun in 5 turns: 100,000 damage to everything on opposing side, change Terrain to “Irradiated Wasteland” for 5 turns. Nuclear Wasteland: Everything that is not Metal Gear REX, or Flying, takes 10,000 damage at the end of the turn. Only usable once Pilot: Naked Snake. Passive (Game Changer: Ignores Morale checks altogether)

Metal Gear REX summoned. -16 PG Morale. The Herald's eyes widen. "Oh my. This... complicates things."

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532037579))

30/30 METAL GEAR REX DONE I use this^^^ charge to help with the summoning of Metal Gear 5/yes I shame the Herald for not getting the reference in a disproportionately brutal manner. Like, we're talking whips, knives, lobster costumes, azes (sic), learning a foreign language, knives, Homestuck, guns, knives, knives, horses, tree branches, knives, rocks, stale bread, stakes, steaks, knives and a lot of knives.

You shame the Herald with whips, knives, lobster costumes, azes (sic), learning a foreign language, knives, Homestuck, guns, knives, knives, horses, tree branches, knives, rocks, stale bread, stakes, steaks, knives, etc. However, he shrugs them off, and tosses them away. In addition, he catches the aze and throws it back at you at a fraction of c*.
*c means lightspeed.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1532038922))

30/30 Metal Gear Collab COMPLETE! (+3 from Herald damage) The Metal Gear charge goes to above ^^^ CS walks over to the defected soldier. CS: Sorry for attacking you earlier. We were enemies. Good luck. CS: Oh, and take this. CS hands the soldier a rune, which glows and merges with the soldier. The rune will heal the soldier every turn. It will also teleport him to safety once his health is depleted. Now that that is done, CS turns to Herald.  A simple blade made of cobalt energy appears in CS's hand, and he points it at the Herald. CS: Hey Sir High and Mighty! I challenge you to a duel! Just you and me, no godmodding or magics allowed. CS awaits the Herald's response. I begin a new charge. DICE 4/20 (+3 from Herald damage)

You apply Hp Regen 1000 to the Defected Soldier.
"What?" The Herald is taken aback by this, but quickly regains his composure.
"Very well," he says, smiling broadly. "Ready when you are."

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532039461))

6/15 ODIN (using the rest of the Herald-damage boost) Seeing that a PG Soldier who succeeded his Morale check is still alive, I quickly rectify that situation by stabbing him 37 times with a sword.

You deal 200 damage for each stab, which kills him.
-1 PG Morale

QUOTE (Royal Witch Franciacorta @ (time=1532039670))

Her Majesty the Witch is... confused as to what flower the Herald is talking of. The confusion stops after approximately seven picoseconds, however, as She puts her mind to thinking of a new attack. But in the meantime, we need to do something with the new enemies that have just walked in! She summons an Angel of Massacre and has them purify the Wizard. That is, rain hellfire upon them until they repent and come to our side. ~{ (⚪) }~ 24/40

Angel of Massacre summoned.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532040192))

36/40 "There are no shadows anywhere because light seems to be coming from every direction. The very air seems to be glowing." In that cast, my flashlight worked, being brighter then the air glowing (that is the point of a flashlight), which makes it , when shined on something opaque, cause it to have a shadow! regardless, I take out a flashbang, and wrap it in a mesh that lets through only thin beams of light. everything else is hence a shadow, and instantly turns to diamond. this somehow only affects the herald.

Everything is being equally illuminated. That being said, you still make a giant sphere of diamond, which promptly shatters from being so structurally unsound with so many holes in it.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532041625))

34/40 I challenge the wizard to a Pokemon battle. What do you mean you don't have any pokemon? It says right next to your name that you're half-Alakazam! My Mega Alakazam proceeds to psychically beat up the wizard.

You choose your Mega Alakazam, and the Wizard chooses his Mega Sableye, who beats up your Mega Alakazam. Looks like his 2500 IQ (Half of Alakazam's) still greater than yours. Such an intellectual! Of course, with that being said, he suffers a sudden nosebleed for 17k damage, and keels over.
-2 PG Morale

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532047577))

6/yes I analyze the Warmech to see if there is any way to get at whoever's piloting the thing. If so, I shoot then several times with the Herald. Yes, the Herald himself.

You analyze the Warmech.
Warmech, MHP 80k, ATK 30k
A 18-foot tall battlesuit, armed with missiles and a flamethrower. Designed for mech-to-infantry combat.
"Bang, Bang, Bang!" You shoot indiscriminately with the Herald. This does nothing except for anger him. "Stop that."
He kicks you into orbit.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532048041))

37/40 I upgrade my flashbang with lazers, xrays, ultraviolet light, and various other varietys, meaning even if the air is glowing, there's still some light being produced, and blocked, meaning shadows, even if not visible ones.

You upgrade your flashbang with the ability to emit the entire electromagnetic spectrum, allowing it to function, even given the current mysterious field effect.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532048641))

8/? Something for the Orbitals units? (Free 20 Charge in Reserve) Looking at the new soldier I welcome the defected onto the AG side and suit him up in a less... Generic, outfit with all sort of defensive enhancing runes and gadgets.

You heal up the soldier for 8k Hp. "Hey, I appreciate everything that you're doing for me."

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532060217))

35/40 The AG Soldier suddenly finds himself holding a laser rifle, increasing his attack power. Ignore this, I seem to have miscounted something.

You increase the Soldier's attack power by 50%.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532071528))

1/20 To-Do List #1 (20 in reserve) +2 TTE A Paradox arrives!! “Errr,let me see here....ok” He attacks the Wizard with Anti-Magic Projectile shots from a Gun that fizzled in then just as quickly fizzled out

The Wizard is gone.

QUOTE (Royal Witch Franciacorta @ (time=1532083789))

"Hmmm... let me see, let me see..." "...AHA!" Hovering some four metres in the air, the Witch quickly floats over to the newly arrived dragon. "Hello dearest sir, would you by any chance mind letting me ride you into battle next turn?" Another Angel of Massacre is summoned! The Wizard should really consider repentance already, now that he is being doubleteamed into oblivion. ~`{ (<⚫>) }’~ 25/40

You ask the Descended Dragon if you can ride him, and you also summon another Angel of Massacre. You seem to like those a lot.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532084479))

35/40 The godfather orders another goon towards the Warmech. Inside, the goon knocks out the pilot and hijacks the mech, sending it on many near-impossible tasks, the likes of which are not to be described in detail. All that can be said is that it won't end with the mech feeling so good. Then, the goon leaves the mech and pilot be, letting them go their days as if the mech had been clamped by a giant crab, had a metal beam fall on its head and a train run through its metaphorical, if not physical, toes, and fell victim to the most recent pyramid scheme. Other than what's listed, nothing much really changed for them.

The Goon tries to get into the warmech, but fails, having been set on fire by it's flamethrower. However, they do manage to dent the armor, which deals 16k damage.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532085011))

9/? Something (Free 20 Charge in Reserve) Noticing the weaponry on the Metal Gear Rex... especially the Nuclear Railgun. I hurried had the Orbital Fighter Beam Up the defected Soldier into the Orbital Heli to operate its spare turret and not get fried in Nuclear Waste should the Railgun fire.

You move the soldier into the Orbital Heli.
Just wondering, is the Orbital Fighter flying? I can't really tell, from where I'm seeing this, unfortunately.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532090729))

I look over the Witch "Yes,you may" 2/20 To-Do List #1 (20 in reserve) I CREATE a Black Hole Grenade and throw it at the Soldiers after priming it to explode and collapse into a black hole for a few seconds before exploding in an explosion

You create a Black Hole Grenade, which becomes a grenade-sized black hole for a few seconds. You all run away from the singularity as fast as you can. However, the planet you were fighting on wasn't so lucky, getting swallowed by the black hole, which winks out of existence right after. The soldier group collectively takes 5k damage before activating their space jetpacks so that they can fly in space.
Planets Destroyed: 1
You receive a call from your superiors.
"SOLDIER! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1532099988))

DICE 5/20 CS gazes at metal gear and smiles. CS: This will be fun. A cobalt energy clone of CS appears on the top of Metal Gear. Tendrils of energy emerge from it, grabbing onto the laser. CS will help Big Boss pilot Metal Gear by shooting people with lasers. The real CS begins preparing for his duel with the Herald.

Metal Gear Rex will do an extra 20k damage this round. You prepare for your duel with The Herald.

---

The Orbital Heli, Fighter and Soldier fire lasers at the Warmech, collectively dealing 15k damage. The Angels of Massacre, unable to target the Wizard, torment a soldier for 2k damage. Metal Gear REX Obliterates the opposing Warmech.
-3 PG Morale, +1 AG Morale.

Another Soldier fails their morale check and defects, while the others open fire on the Orbital Troops, defeating the Orbital Fighter, and dealing 7k damage to the Orbital Heli.

As Cobaltsuns gets ready for his duel with The Herald, he holds up a hand. "One moment, please." A phone materializes. "Hello?"
"Yes, it's me, you-know-who."
"Oh, you're in the middle of something?"
"Could you send him over?"
"Excellent."
The Herald takes out a lighter and flicks it on. The flame grows to a massive size as a mechanical arm reaches through it and throws a large muscular green creature wearing a coat over a suit of golden armor out, before disappearing back into the fire.
"The Iron Prince sent his regards. Alright, I'm ready now." He floats 40 meters in front of Cobaltsuns, shotgun in one hand, revolver in another. "Remember what you said: No Godmodding, No Magic."
STRIFE.
Alright, so this will be an irregular STRIFE. You are able to act in and out of the strife in each post. Your goal is to damage the Herald enough before he dispatches you. The Herald will also be able to act out of battle, and cannot be distracted by this fight. Are you ready? You better be.

---

Terrain Effect: Space! You are fighting in Space.
Weather Effect: SPACE WEATHER! Space Weather.
Entity Advantage: [PG]

PG Morale: 48%
AG Morale: 100%

[PG] The Herald 7/10 Hp.
[PG] Soldier 13,000/20,000 Hp. x3
[PG] The Iron Prince's Regards 352,300/413,000 Hp. 3 AC. Panopticon 1/4

[AG] Orbital Heli 44,000/55,000 Hp.
[AG] Soldier 17,500/20,000 Hp. Defected! Hp Regen 1000!
[AG] Angel of Massacre 4000/4000 Hp. Flying! x2
[AG-ELITE] Metal Gear REX: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. 1/5 Nuclear Wasteland
[PG] Soldier 9,000/20,000 Hp. Defected!

---

STRIFE
[PG] The Herald 20/20 Hp
[AG] Cobaltsuns 20/20 Hp

Originally posted on 2018-07-20 21:42:00

10/? Something
(20 Charge in Reserve)

Oh so tempted to summoning another entity, I stomp on that temptation. In fact, the temptation was stomped into a flat disc, which I pick up and boomerang it towards the soldiers. It slices into them, dealing minimal damage... but now temptation festers in them. It gnaws on their will to stay with their current employer and encourage the temptation of joining the AG team. After all, they seemed outgunned and outnumbered right now...

(Forced Morale roll I guess)

Originally posted on 2018-07-20 22:29:00

7/yes

I quickly construct a pool table and set myself up a game. I then decide that that's probably a waste of time, so I just toss the cueball at The Iron Prince's Regards. At mach 20.

Originally posted on 2018-07-20 22:41:00

35/40

I give the weakest AG soldier a new uniform. This has the effect of increasing his health, and fixing his alignment.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 00:51:00

38/40
See, the shadow-to-diamond effect was a type of radiation, so it stuck to the herald.
most of the heralds body was in shadow, so it turned into diamond too.
it would, however, take until the photons would have reached the herald (had nothing shaded him from them) until the diamondification, which is why the herald didn't notice anything until they spontaneously started turning into diamond at the speed of light.


Originally posted on 2018-07-21 00:59:00

DICE 6/20
Before CS makes his move, he takes out a golden vial and tosses it out. It explodes into golden light, from which a winged figure emerges.
CS: That's a Watcher. He'll watch our Strife and make sure no-one breaks the rules knowingly. If we break a rule that we didn't know of, he'll reset the Strife. If one of us breaks a rule that we knew of, they get a beatdown and the other person automatically wins.
CS: Now that that is out of the way...
CS: Let's go.
CS charges, moving faster then a regular being, dodging the Herald's bullets. As he approaches the Herald, he jumps into the air. Twin cobalt blades appear in his hands, which he slashes at the Herald's hand and gun, disarming and hopefully dishanding him. He then delivers a kick to the head, then jumps backward, moving into a defensive position.
CS: Your turn.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 01:01:00

36/40

The godfather, looking at his on-fire goon sighs disapprovingly.

Since the Warmech luckily has been dealt oh so quickly, the godfather starts firing at an opposing Soldier with his golden revolver whilst moving towards them. Upon melee range, he pops the cap of the cane, which he definitely had the entire time, revealing a sword inside. With that, he slashes at the same Soldier he's been shooting at.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 01:08:00

6/40

Ah, an inferior mecha. Metal Gear REX, show your superiority. And by that I mean wreck it.

I assist Metal Gear REX, via shanking the Iron Prince’s Regards. “The Lead Throne says hello.”

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 01:15:00

7/15 ODIN

I make a phone call to VIZ Media.

Two lawyers show up and sue the Iron Prince's Regards on the grounds that its maximum HP, being a multiple of 413, is clearly a violation of the IP known as Homestuck.

And, seeing the evidence, they extend the lawsuit to cover any additional aspects of the Iron Prince's Regards that are infringing on the IP.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 02:29:00

3/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

“The planet won’t have lasted Long anyway”

I warn the AG Soldiers and defected PG Soldiers to get away before I CREATE back the planet in its original orbit....if it happens some PG Soldiers also had their jet packs malfunction while caught its it’s gravitation pull then..

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 02:50:00

8/15 ODIN

I set down a TRIPOD CANNON, aim it at the Herald, and fire it.

The Tripod Cannon fires a Cannon Setup Box, which quickly sets up three more Tripod Cannons.

They all fire out their own Setup Boxes, giving nine new Tripod Cannons.

Each of these new cannons fires...

and all that happens is a flag comes out of the barrel of each of them saying BANG!

While this is distracting the Herald, I sneak up behind him and hit him in the head with a frying pan.

FREE ACTION BELOW:
I check the Iron Prince's Regards.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 03:13:00

11/? SOMETHINGGGGG

If any of the PG Soldiers had come to our side from the Forced morale roll, I quickly get them set up into the Orbital Heli to fully crew it for EFFICIENCY! Oh, and get out of the Nuclear Railgun strike should it ever fire.

Otherwise, I simply take a repairing Repair Box and toss it at the Orbital Heli. The Repair Box start taking out tools and repairs the space heli.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 04:50:00

39/40
I turn the iron prince's regards into an RPG slime, wearing armor, inside an iron-man suit.
this understandably makes them weaker, since slimes are weak, and the iron-man suit was not designed for a slime Or an extra layer of armor within.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 11:39:00

The absolute silence of space (or relative, if we're talking fictional space) is suddenly interrupted.
It is not the sound of TIE Fighters catching up, or the cries of an incomprehensible terror from before time that breaks it, however.
It is a song.
A song, that everything possessing a concept of sound currently hears.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTpp8PQSog

And there, from behind an asteroid, in all their majesty came flying a Great Dragon, and sitting upon it a Noble Witch in an overcomplicated dress, heralded by the trumpets of King Paimon's procession. And into glorious battle they did ride, wreaking carnage to all that stood in their path, and the Witch did grin, and Dr Kondraki did shed a proud manly tear, and Saint Atilla's followers did feast upon the fruit bats. Through the PG side a bloody path was cleaved, until they stopped before the infernal Herald. And lo, the Witch spake thusly:
"You know how rude it is to get into one's face and say obscure things? But considering I do that too, I will have to find something else to justify this attack with."
"Perhaps, because you are an arrogant fool whose purpose is to be defeated as a test dummy? Yes, I think that reasoning sounds very <Good>!"

They say the Royal Witch's deranged laughter as the Herald was washed with flames and slashed mercilessly by her blades and halberds is still echoing through the borders of this universe, and by the time it returns to this location, several thousand new Games will have been played in it.

‚~{ «(❇)» }~’

26/40

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 13:23:00

8/yes


I somehow manage to get myself close to the Herald, and lightly shove him back towards the blackhole.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 14:09:00