QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1533245045))

23+3/30 PATRIOTISM I utalise the all-powerful skin glue to glue IPR's skin to the ground, lowering his dodge chance.

-6% Dodge to the IPR, even though there's no ground to be found anywhere! Isn't reality-warping fun?

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1533246821))

5/5 soul capture +1 herald A large device appears on top of the facility. it then quickly shrinks with a gold-pink flash, and is about the size of a person. it is then carried inside. Entity: Soul Net summoned! 40,000 HP, 0A. net range: 100%. 0 Tier 1 souls, 0 Tier 2 souls, 0 Tier 3 souls, 0 Tier 4 souls                  (you may reduce health if necessary for balance) Whenever an entity (hoard members are counted separately) dies, its soul is absorbed in the Soul Net. souls have a tier based on the intelligence of the entity. souls are not absorbed if DCCCV thinks the entity was summoned in some way to take advantage of the soul net. there are only five natural soul tiers (the fifth is Tier 0, for animal-level smarts. they probably won't show up much, since all entitys need to follow their owners orders) 4 Souls from one Tier can be fused to make a soul of the next Tier.  this means it will take 64 Tier 1 souls to make a Tier 4 soul. Souls can be put into an entity to slightly reduce generation cost and, if the entitys role is aided by higher intelligence, increase entity power significantly. ENTITY ORDERS: Aron is finished planning. his plan: a way to clone human bodies and insert souls from the Soul Net, creating units. sadly, a researcher will require at least a tier 2 soul to do his job. Steffan builds a cloning pod according to Aron's plans and engineers his way around whatever problems come up. Jason codes the inserter's fail-safes and the cloning method. James tries to build a lower-quality defending drone, and uploads in the existing AI. 3/10 Majority guard +2 herald Oh no! I just lost the game! [because you said 'the game' twice.] I immediately give all AG entitys and players earplugs and  scream "I JUST LOST THE GAME! oh deity of the nameless contest, grant me power for your conquest, to give this duo immense compulsion,  to try to win, the impossible task,this effect is all that i now ask." the duo refers to the IPR and the herald. also, there is no deity. I'm just making it look like there is so the placebo effect tricks them into thinking the compulsion is stronger then it is, making the compulsion genuinely difficult to ignore instead of a just a quiet nagging feeling.

Soul Net Summoned, Facility projects done. You invoke the power of the Almighty Game-That-Is-Not-The Game, and the two of them attempt to win the game. The Herald, being the amazingly amazing man he is does the impossible and wins the Game-That-Is-Not-The Game.
"Ha!"
Meanwhile, the IPR tries to not think of the Game-That-Is-Not-The Game, and fails miserably. He takes 20k emotional damage.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1533247808))

27/30 PATRIOTISM I summon a generic rpg slime, who slows the IPR down for a bit before inevitably dying. At the very least the distraction ought to lower dodge chance some, eh?

-5% Dodge to the IPR!

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1533248138))

5/?? something I dump liquid fish on the Herald. Fish contain fatty acid, and acids melt... uh... you know, it wasn't explicitly stated what the Herald is made out of, but acids melt a lot of things because that is totally how fish and fatty acids work. Entity orders: Tyranid Swarm, keep attacking The Iron Prince's Regards. Use 50,000 biomass to heal.

The liquid fish bath of Fatty Acids unfortunately has a relatively low acidity, and doesn't do much except for make him smell terrible and make him take 15k damage.
Entity Ordered.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1533248343))

4/10 Majority guard I point out that iron prince's regards is an idiot. while everyone is stunned by my scathing remark, I rip off his right ARM YES IT WAS ARM THE WHOLE TIME YES UNLESS I CANT THEN ITS HAND, gauntlet and/or armor included. this may be interesting to analyze... (I shunt it into a subspace- a section of reality disconnected from everything else- immediately afterwards, to prevent it being rendered useless by the iron prince. this guy may be 'everywhere', but he can't be in other realities as well, or else he would be hit with every possible weapon at once, burnt by every supernova variation possible, absorbed by every variety of black hole size,eaten by every AU version of wario, etc. even if he's in many realities, this subspace is only open for a second, and was created moments ago.

oh my
You... you just ripped the IPR's arm off!
Roaring in pain, the creature attempts to chase after it's missing arm, but it is held back by the hungry jaws of every free Wario in the multiverse. "OF WHICH THERE IS ONLY WAAAAAN!!!"
Isn't Wario terrifying? When I was little, my dad told me stories of him to scare me as a child.
17k damage.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1533248579))

6/20 using Herald boost I send the Iron Prince's Regards some regards of my own, phrased in the form of a massive set of hacks, slashes, stabs, projectile weaponry strikes (think trebuchets), and a little bit of locally applied fire, all concentrated on the rough area of the IPR's face.

The IPR is struck by your savage assault, but absorbs the heat of your fire! Despite this however, it takes 47k damage!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1533249825))

11/40 (Herald was damaged) It’s sweeping time! Let’s sweep up the scrubs, namely the Iron Princes Regards. How to sweep them? Flamethrowers. In space. Space Flamethrowers.

However, Emerald has the right idea, using spacefire, which can actually harm the IPR. Good thinking! You deal 16k damage!

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1533253188))

7/20 I deploy headphones to all AG forces. The headphones are playing rousing music with subliminal pro-AG messages. (morale boost to AG side)

+7% AG Morale, as you listen to some awesome propaganda music, even though I don't approve of propaganda, not one bit!

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1533253779))

DICE 16/20 CS: What the heck? Herald, sir, can we please rewind what just happened and the damage I took, as what just happened clearly violated the rules of the duel? And the reason I use those weapons, is because while I hate the Game and all it stands for, it produces powerful weaponary. CS, if the Herald obliges, continues agressing with more weaponary that I will not list to avoid them being telepoped. He also cautiously manipulates the energy that makes him up, healing some of his wounds Actions: What the person who poofed the Zilly weapons away apparently doesn't know very much about them. Zilly weapons cannot be destroyed. Some have said they may even be Jujus. The Zilly weapons appear somewhere in the Void, and immediately vegan rocketing across the Void, gaining speed. We'll come back to them one day. The Captain's plans continue regardless, the disc positioning itself under us, and the satellite above. A second PC of mine appears on the battlefield. He glares at IPR and whoever is Homestuck-hating and poofing the weapons. You don't want homestuck? TOO BAD, SUCKERS. I load up the Homestuck Cannon, filling it with SBURB, Pumpkins, Leprechauns, First Guardians, Quest Beds, Regiswords, Exiles, DTG2, The Alpha Kids, Skaia, Jack Noir, Bec Noir, Emerald Novas,  incredibly deudly Magnums(Not the real ones, of course), and other assorted references. I aim it at the IPR. ANDREW HUSSIE SENDS HIS REGARDS, S U C K E R.  KA-BLAM! I fire. Unfortunately, Bec Noir escapes from the cannon, and flies off. I'm sure its not the last we'll see of him. Anyway, the Homestuck Cannon's load slams into the IPR. I then grab the IPR's hand and begin hitting it with it. Why are you hitting yourself? It's a shame that the only thing that can defeat you IS YOURSELF! Which means that this is lethal! HA

"I don't think you understand," The Herald says, looking around. "Six pieces. That was an act of god."
You still attack with your collection of items, dealing 5 damage to the Herald.
That's beside the point. If anyone knew you have items from The Game, you'd be marked as a security threat immediately.
Your weapons Vegan Rocket away. How very green of you.
A second descendant arrives on the battlefield, and loads up what you are calling a "Homestuck" Cannon, and fires it at the IPR, except their powers utterly fail. Suddenly, They are blinded by a vision of an utterly incomprehensible creature. Though they can't fully make it out, they can tell it's staring at them with strong disapproval. СТОП ·
The vison ends with them unconscious, insensible to the world around them.
I'm telling you, don't taunt whatever this thing is.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1533263517))

25/? I still don't know Taking out a bunch of oversized and grumpy space cats telepathically, I launched them towards the IPR as I screamed about using fury swipes.

You deal 12k damage!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1533307424))

20/20 To-Do List #1(holding this charge to next post)(20 in reserve) I attempt to reach out,to SAVE whoever is the host of the IPR

You look into the mindscape of the IPR, and see the White-haired person again, chained to a golden throne.
"Hello there," he says. "It's been a long, long time since I've seen anyone here. Could you... could you help me up?" He extends an arm for you to pull, but try as you might, you can't pull him off of his prison.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1533338465))

10/10 (Using now) +3 reserve from Herry damage. Big Fish stats: Spoiler Alert HP: 400,000 EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn: 1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field. Underling: HP: 10,000 Attack: 2,000 Hired Mussel: HP: 25,000 Attack: 5,000 2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others. AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000. Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity. Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000. Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000. Big Fish continues unleashing his everything into the IPR. Anyone feel as if a certain being has been banking on the wrong horses quite recently? Anyone? Horrorterrors becoming a joke and Lord Englii refusing to come, two "coincidences" have been sent unto the the beast and both have failed to do as is wanted of them. Mayhaps it's time to rely on non-living creatures to do damage on it, or so a certain unknown force would think, had it had thoughts discernible to everyone. As a test, the Regards beast finds many a space debris. Debris that are quite noteworthy and tough for one such as the beast. Debris that are now crashing into the beast as we speak. The IPR then finds the physical manifestation of 10 CPs entering its body. The beast finds this development to be a rather welcoming one...initially. In yet another cruel lie similar to his temporal shift not long ago, the Regards finds its every own feature, bodily, mental, emotional, and other such, preparing to disrupt whatever whatever it thinks of doing the moment it hits 0.

IPR's Body paralyzed!

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1533355713))

26/?? Blah Blah, still thinking Pew pew! I point my finger guns at the IPS and fire out the pure essences of a cat's fury.

Oooh, cat magic! I've heard that it's very strong, able to easily kill commoners! I'd like to learn it one day, actually, but not today. You deal 12k damage to the IPR, who is very much not a commoner.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1533357209))

I break-dance on The Iron Prince's Regards. Emphasis on break. Not me, him. He is the one who is breaking. 6/6 life ray: I dump plants and grass and flowers into a steampunk contraption. Then, the device shoots a beam of life and rejuvenation at the Tyranid Swarm.

You dance on top of the IPR's Face, dealing 18k damage! In addition, you Heal up the Tyranid Swarm for 30k HP!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1533391907))

20/20 To-Do List #1(using it now)(20 in reserve) With 20 Charge Points, i summon a Spaceship,but this isn't a normal spaceship,it's a Spaceship Transformer that's also a Magical Girl who fights for LOVE,JUSTICE AND FRIENDSHIP!! And it's on our side!! Her first action is to also help me in saving the Host of the IPR

Spaceship summoned! The Spaceship enters the Mindscape as well, and with it's help, you dethrone the white-haired man. He stands up, smiling. "Thank you," he says.
"I'll handle the rest."
The two of you are ejected from the mindscape. In realspace, you see the white-haired man, now shining like the sun. He's coughing up a strange, scintillating energy, which is being absorbed into the Soulnet. The energy assumes the form of the muscled creature one last time, before dissapearing into JOE's Soulnet Contraption. Now free from his demonic possession, white-haired sun man falls asleep. Before any of you can get him to safety, a portal opens underneath him, blowing you all backwards. From this portal, the same mechanical arm that brought him here emerges from to retrieve him. The battlespace is silent.
1 T4 Soul get!
-20 PG Morale!
+10 AG Morale!
1 Herald Damage!

---

The Facility continues to work, spitting out a new shield drone, and making a soldier creation program.

The Herald is stunned at the defeat of his warbeast.
"Uh oh."

Now's your time to Alpha Strike him.

---

Terrain Effect: Space! You are fighting in Space.
Weather Effect: SPACE WEATHER! Space Weather.
Entity Advantage: [Heavy AG]

PG Morale: 62%
AG Morale: 93%

[AG-ELITE] Metal Gear REX in a Planet-Sized Zombie Planet Mecha Suit: 476,000/1,000,000 HP. 5/5 Nuclear Wasteland
[AG] The Facility 219,000/300,000 HP. Structural Stability: 110%! Bodyguarding Steffan, Jason, Aron and James! 1 AC!
[AG] #10: Steffan 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn!. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 0
[AG] #17: Jason 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn! Specialty: Programing! Work Points: 0
[AG] #34: Aron 20,000 Hp. 10 squadmates, +2 WP each turn! Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 0
[AG] #51: James 20,000 Hp, +0.5 WP each turn!. Specialty: The Substitute Person! Work Points: 0
[AG] The Big Fish 253,000/400,000 Hp.
[AG] Tyranid Swarm 232,000/355,000 Hp. Biomass: 118,000
[AG] Guard Drone 60,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Facility!
[AG] Spaceship 205,000/205,000 Hp.
[AG] Guard Drone v2 55,000/55,000 Hp. 2 AC
[PG] The Herald 3/10 Hp.

---

STRIFE
[PG] The Herald 5/20 Hp
[AG] Cobaltsuns 7/20 Hp

While this dop isn't really done yet, here's the TL;DR.
The Iron Prince's Regards is defeated, and The Herald is just standing there in shocked silence. Everyone has gained a +3 to charge. No PG entities have lost any entities this round. Now's your chance.

Originally posted on 2018-08-04 22:17:00

27+3/30 PATRIOTISM

I summon an overly-emotional, flag-waving country-musician to provide constant morale boosts to the AG side.

1/??

I take advantage of the Alpha Strike to beat up the Herald.



Originally posted on 2018-08-05 01:06:00

15/20 Charge. Let us continue
REX, finish him. Charge up your newly upgraded planet railgun, and fire the nuke.

Meanwhile I hold the Herald in a Full Nelson, calling upon the power of the Saiyan Race, and one particular Saiyan's bloodline in particular, that of Bardock, and Kakarot, to help me hold this Herald in place for REX's Special Nuke Cannon

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 01:15:00

8/10 Majority guard +3 herald

Well, given the heralds low health, I figure entity stuff isn't all that important at this point, especially given the alpha strike.
Instead, I point out that the heralds name is red and light-grey,or, averaged, desaturated pink. pink is a girly color stereotypically!

understandably, this argument is not particularly effective at causing emotional distress, since if i recall the herald is female.
mostly, this just confuses them.
they become so confused, they fail to realize what else pink symbolizes according to a quick internet search...
one or more types of cancer! while they aren't paying attention, they get cancer. while they're dealing with the cancer, I challenge them to play the game. this offer is impossible to refuse, and so they immediately lose the game- due to me having Just asked them to play it, bringing it straight to mind.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 01:16:00

7/8

Big Fish stats:

Big Fish, along with the other powerful [AG] entities, unleash all that he's got onto the Herald in the Alpha Strike.

'Tis just a normal day for the Herald, engaging in Strifes, taking damage from ridiculous requests, and denying them when they fail to amuse a certain GM...jesting of course. This is not a normal day for him. His boss entity has been dealt with, there are no entities on his side, he's standing at 3 HP, and he's just utterly shocked.

Regardless, in such a brisk moment, he feels the atmosphere change around him, as if he has entered the jaws of the beast.

The unknown force has shifted its focus on to the Herald.

No matter how much the Herald looks, even with the aid of his 360° vision, he can not find the physical body of this phenomenon.

Then, a bright flash of light catches his attention and he faces towards its source. It's the speeding truck of a reckless space truck driver. Not really a difficult object to dodge. You can't even say the Herald narrowly dodges the truck because it's just that easy to dodge. Then, multiple flashes of bright light appear in the Herald's...well, could you even consider it peripheral vision? Regardless, many other speeding trucks of reckless space truck drivers speed by from all directions, left and right, down and up, and threaten to crash into the Herald, the latter dodging them with increasing stress. Among the reckless space truck drivers are the most reckless ones, so reckless that the contents of their trucks spill into the space road. Knives, bear traps, landmines, naval mines, volatile chemicals, Lego bricks, and other such dangerous hazards now float aimlessly all around, providing the Herald with even more obstacles to avoid. With how reckless these space truck drivers are, it's a miracle that none of them have crashed into each other. The Herald could, of course, change that, but seeing his position right now, does he really want to do that?

The Herald manages to step out of the Space Highway of Madness. Whether he's been hit by something or not depends on a certain someone's decision(wink wink nudge nudge shiv shiv stab but with a toy knife because I'm not trying to mess the narration what's wrong with your imagination boy?). Regardless, many other "coincidences" find their way careening into the Herald's own vicinity. Space debris, space wars from opposing sides of more than two, and an anime-esque climactic showdown between one who fights for the safety of their planet and another who wishes to see its destruction personally all inconvenience the Herald as if he himself was the debris.

Many more "inconveniences" follow, a notable one involving two reckless scientists performing an unknown experiment, which lead to the creation of a black hole in space which proceeds to suck the Herald as well as many other "conveniently present" hazardous objects into it before being closed off by what looks like space repairmen with the technology to safely close black holes, forgetting to pull out any victims off of it, thus trapping them. It wasn't until a millennia of being assaulted by a mix of shock making him forget how he can easily leave lasting more than a thousand year and hazardous objects inside, all equivalent to ten minutes of rather peaceful banters within [AG] forces outside, that the Herald was extracted out in not the most desirable manner, considering the rather primitive technology used to pull him out.

It's safe to say the Herald does not come out unscathed from this.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 01:52:00

11/12 (decreased from 20) using the +3

Entity Orders: Alpha Strike

Regular Action:

It's time to go on the offensive. Time to end this, one way or another.

I rush at the Herald, then jump into my own shadow and pop out of his, ending up behind him. I then crown him the Caesar Herald (making sure to make four separate offers of the crown). What's the difference between a Herald and a Caesar Herald?

About 23 stabs. Done by me.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 02:10:00

24/25 Aspect:Life:Heal and Grow+ Aspect:Breath:Speed=Key

I call for the Spaceship to perform a Powerful Alpha Strike in concert with the other AG Entities

I engage Code:Denouncement and unleash the Most Awesome Music to boost AG Morale



Originally posted on 2018-08-05 03:32:00

12/12 Call to Arms

I play a rousing Call to Arms, and continue doing so for the duration of the Alpha Strike, motivating the entities to strike with that much more ferocity and strength.

Also, I overclock Metal Gear REX (as my turn action, not adding any charge to it or anything).

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 04:18:00

25/25 Aspect:Life:Heal and Grow+ Aspect:Breath:Speed=Key

I gather the Aspect of [[LIFE]] and of [[BREATH]] and with the consent of the Spaceship Magical Girl,i infuse her metal body into something far greater,i grant her the ability to repair herself and others with Nanobots powered by an Infinite Energy Life Generator which is powered by the Fact that she lives and exists,the ability to learn and adapt to the enemy in microseconds with an Upgrader and an Adaptor Subsystem,working off complex learning programs and Oracle and Troubleshooting Programs and a Nanofabricator that converts the ambient Quintessence and Dreams into physical materials for upgrading. Finally i grant her hyperspeed,for hyper agile and dexterous actions in Planck seconds, and a FTL Core++ with the metaphysical blessings of Breath ensuring that she will face no obstacles in her travels helping a 5-D Navigation systems along.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 14:11:00

DICE 20/20
CS goes all out on the Herald. The game's almost up. He grabs, he punches, he throws, he stabs, he slashes, taking down the Herald in a final aggression.
i realize that the game is almost up and there is nothing left for me to use my charge on. I decide to use it to create a army of clones of me. Billions of mes now cover the planet's surface. (we drag everyone back down to one of the repaired planets) We then all take out brooms. One half of the army teleports to the incomprehensible creature and discipline it with our brooms, ignoring anything he does. Including attempts to stop us and/or teleport us back. The others charge the Herald. BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 16:40:00

4/??

Action:

QUOTE

I dump liquid fish on the Herald.

QUOTE

The liquid fish bath of Fatty Acids unfortunately has a relatively low acidity, and doesn't do much except for make him smell terrible and make him take 15k damage.

Therefore, the Herald is already dead from taking 15k damage.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 16:46:00

2/??

make Herald is die

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 17:02:00

30/30 Lunar Knight(Using)

From the portal comes a humanoid being. Cladded in full white grainy armor and wielding a large hammer, he approaches the closing battle to join the strike.

Lunar Knight:
300,000 Hp,
0/6 Lunar Fall: A heavy attack that stuns and deals big damage.

Meanwhile, I trap The Herald in Irresistible Cheese that has been cursed to only take relatively small bites out of it.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 17:15:00

9/10 Majority guard
I ask the herald if they'd like a hand. assuming i mean either help or IPR's hand, they say yes.
...
I meant their own hand, torn off and presented to them after being gift-wrapped.
they consented, and so are powerless to stop me from doing exactly what I did to IPR, except this time i give it back after covering it with radioactive flaming ribbons. I explain i'm clumsy, so i couldn't tie it up properly, and then accidentally dropped it into my radioactive gasoline swimming pool on the way here.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 18:14:00

5/??

I hold a "We totally trounced both stages of the enemy boss" party for the AGs.

Originally posted on 2018-08-05 18:22:00

20/20 (Using my free 20 charges finally) Lunar Priest

With the Knight, comes the Priest as she dutifully follows through the same portal the knight gone through.

Lunar Priest: Heals allies
150,000 Hp
0/4 Lunar's Light: a full party heal along with a morale boost

I poke out ALL off The Heralds Eyes. ALL OF THEM, even the mental eye that's giving him view from every direction.

Meanwhile. the Lunar duo gets together and the Knight 'Bodyguards' the Priest.

Originally posted on 2018-08-06 02:22:00

8/8 (using now)

The physical manifestation of 8 charges infuse themselves into Big Fish. However, the Big Fish does not use it to empower himself. Instead, he uses it to call upon an elite member of his mafia: the quickdrawin' deadeye menace, Pistol Shrimp!

Pistol Shrimp stats

As the only target available for Pistol Shrimp is the Herald, he joins in the Alpha Strike with a single bullet aimed for the Herald's vitals.

Meanwhile, coincidence has it that a glass jar of healing salve hits the Big Fish hard enough for it to shatter upon impact. The salve itself feels to be one of the most effective ones to have ever existed. This is mitigated to a significantly weaker effect since that was an entire glass jar thrown at him. There's bound to be glass shards too.

Originally posted on 2018-08-09 03:50:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1533427571))

27+3/30 PATRIOTISM I summon an overly-emotional, flag-waving country-musician to provide constant morale boosts to the AG side. 1/?? I take advantage of the Alpha Strike to beat up the Herald.

Musician summoned, Alpha Strike Vote noted.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1533428142))

15/20 Charge. Let us continue REX, finish him. Charge up your newly upgraded planet railgun, and fire the nuke. Meanwhile I hold the Herald in a Full Nelson, calling upon the power of the Saiyan Race, and one particular Saiyan's bloodline in particular, that of Bardock, and Kakarot, to help me hold this Herald in place for REX's Special Nuke Cannon

You go into what I think is called, "Ultra Instinct Mode", and force the Herald into Optimal deading position.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1533428160))

8/10 Majority guard +3 herald Well, given the heralds low health, I figure entity stuff isn't all that important at this point, especially given the alpha strike. Instead, I point out that the heralds name is red and light-grey,or, averaged, desaturated pink. pink is a girly color stereotypically! understandably, this argument is not particularly effective at causing emotional distress, since if i recall the herald is female. mostly, this just confuses them. they become so confused, they fail to realize what else pink symbolizes according to a quick internet search... one or more types of cancer! while they aren't paying attention, they get cancer. while they're dealing with the cancer, I challenge them to play the game. this offer is impossible to refuse, and so they immediately lose the game- due to me having Just asked them to play it, bringing it straight to mind.

The Herald, being male, and not a girl still contracts cancer. However, they have no idea what the game that is not the game is, so they cannot lose it without being told how to play the game, which would mean that you would lose first!
Dang, this man is a genius.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1533430336))

7/8 Big Fish stats: Spoiler Alert HP: 400,000 EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn: 1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field. Underling: HP: 10,000 Attack: 2,000 Hired Mussel: HP: 25,000 Attack: 5,000 2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others. AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000. Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity. Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000. Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000. Big Fish, along with the other powerful [AG] entities, unleash all that he's got onto the Herald in the Alpha Strike. 'Tis just a normal day for the Herald, engaging in Strifes, taking damage from ridiculous requests, and denying them when they fail to amuse a certain GM...jesting of course. This is not a normal day for him. His boss entity has been dealt with, there are no entities on his side, he's standing at 3 HP, and he's just utterly shocked. Regardless, in such a brisk moment, he feels the atmosphere change around him, as if he has entered the jaws of the beast. The unknown force has shifted its focus on to the Herald. No matter how much the Herald looks, even with the aid of his 360° vision, he can not find the physical body of this phenomenon. Then, a bright flash of light catches his attention and he faces towards its source. It's the speeding truck of a reckless space truck driver. Not really a difficult object to dodge. You can't even say the Herald narrowly dodges the truck because it's just that easy to dodge. Then, multiple flashes of bright light appear in the Herald's...well, could you even consider it peripheral vision? Regardless, many other speeding trucks of reckless space truck drivers speed by from all directions, left and right, down and up, and threaten to crash into the Herald, the latter dodging them with increasing stress. Among the reckless space truck drivers are the most reckless ones, so reckless that the contents of their trucks spill into the space road. Knives, bear traps, landmines, naval mines, volatile chemicals, Lego bricks, and other such dangerous hazards now float aimlessly all around, providing the Herald with even more obstacles to avoid. With how reckless these space truck drivers are, it's a miracle that none of them have crashed into each other. The Herald could, of course, change that, but seeing his position right now, does he really want to do that? The Herald manages to step out of the Space Highway of Madness. Whether he's been hit by something or not depends on a certain someone's decision(wink wink nudge nudge shiv shiv stab but with a toy knife because I'm not trying to mess the narration what's wrong with your imagination boy?). Regardless, many other "coincidences" find their way careening into the Herald's own vicinity. Space debris, space wars from opposing sides of more than two, and an anime-esque climactic showdown between one who fights for the safety of their planet and another who wishes to see its destruction personally all inconvenience the Herald as if he himself was the debris. Many more "inconveniences" follow, a notable one involving two reckless scientists performing an unknown experiment, which lead to the creation of a black hole in space which proceeds to suck the Herald as well as many other "conveniently present" hazardous objects into it before being closed off by what looks like space repairmen with the technology to safely close black holes, forgetting to pull out any victims off of it, thus trapping them. It wasn't until a millennia of being assaulted by a mix of shock making him forget how he can easily leave lasting more than a thousand year and hazardous objects inside, all equivalent to ten minutes of rather peaceful banters within [AG] forces outside, that the Herald was extracted out in not the most desirable manner, considering the rather primitive technology used to pull him out. It's safe to say the Herald does not come out unscathed from this.

Alpha Strike Vote Noted. You collapse all known laws of Probability around The Herald, trapping him in the Black Hole for a thousand years. But a thousand years is merely a blink of the eye for an immortal such as him, and he returns unscathed for the most part.
"I have seen the many eyes of god."
Nevermind. He seems a bit dazed, but otherwise fine.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1533431412))

11/12 (decreased from 20) using the +3 Entity Orders: Alpha Strike Regular Action: It's time to go on the offensive. Time to end this, one way or another. I rush at the Herald, then jump into my own shadow and pop out of his, ending up behind him. I then crown him the Caesar Herald (making sure to make four separate offers of the crown). What's the difference between a Herald and a Caesar Herald? About 23 stabs. Done by me.

You attempt to perform the Julius Caesar on the Herald, but he claims the crown immediately, while nobody around him wants him to claim the crown. By doing so, he has ruined the Julius Casear Ritual of murder, and the stabs simply bend the would-be lethal knives, rendering them useless.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1533436371))

24/25 Aspect:Life:Heal and Grow+ Aspect:Breath:Speed=Key I call for the Spaceship to perform a Powerful Alpha Strike in concert with the other AG Entities I engage Code:Denouncement and unleash the  Most Awesome Music to boost AG Morale

Alpha Strike Vote Noted, song played in space. +3 AG Morale, +2 PG Morale too.
Hey, epic music doesn't discriminate.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1533439122))

12/12 Call to Arms I play a rousing Call to Arms, and continue doing so for the duration of the Alpha Strike, motivating the entities to strike with that much more ferocity and strength. Also, I overclock Metal Gear REX (as my turn action, not adding any charge to it or anything).

Alpha Strike Vote Noted, Metal Gear REX boosted! This can only end well.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1533474675))

25/25 Aspect:Life:Heal and Grow+ Aspect:Breath:Speed=Key I gather the Aspect of [[LIFE]] and of [[BREATH]] and with the consent of the Spaceship Magical Girl,i infuse her metal body into something far greater,i grant her the ability to repair herself and others with Nanobots powered by an Infinite Energy Life Generator which is powered by the Fact that she lives and exists,the ability to learn and adapt to the enemy in microseconds with an Upgrader and an Adaptor Subsystem,working off complex learning programs and Oracle and Troubleshooting Programs and a Nanofabricator that converts the ambient Quintessence and Dreams into physical materials for upgrading. Finally i grant her hyperspeed,for hyper agile and dexterous actions in Planck seconds, and a FTL Core++ with the metaphysical blessings of Breath ensuring that she will face no obstacles in her travels helping a 5-D Navigation systems along.

The Spaceship declines the blessings of the Aspects of Life and Breath. However, she does accept the charge, using it to upgrade herself.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1533483652))

DICE 20/20 CS goes all out on the Herald. The game's almost up. He grabs, he punches, he throws, he stabs, he slashes, taking down the Herald in a final aggression. i realize that the game is almost up and there is nothing left for me to use my charge on. I decide to use it to create a army of clones of me. Billions of mes now cover the planet's surface. (we drag everyone back down to one of the repaired planets) We then all take out brooms. One half of the army teleports to the  incomprehensible creature and discipline it with our brooms, ignoring anything he does. Including attempts to stop us and/or teleport us back. The others charge the Herald. BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP

You deal 3 damage to the Herald in your strife. However, as you throw your last punch to end the fight, he grabs your fist, knocks you off balance, and shoots you point-blank in the chest, dealing 7 damage.
As you fade into unconsciousness, the Herald stands over you, smiling. He bends over, to whisper something into you ear.
"May you see the light."
Strife Ended.
Using your charge, you clone yourself billions of times. Half of your army attempts to teleport to the exact location of the incomprehensible creature, and are immediately erased from existence, never to be seen again. The other half of your army is sent towards the Herald, who bats them aside effortlessly with his shotgun, as they suffer from the conservation of energy law.
The Herald laughs as your corpses pile up around you.
Woah. I did not expect that.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1533483974))

4/?? Action: QUOTE I dump liquid fish on the Herald. QUOTE The liquid fish bath of Fatty Acids unfortunately has a relatively low acidity, and doesn't do much except for make him smell terrible and make him take 15k damage. Therefore, the Herald is already dead from taking 15k damage.

Oh, dang. I didn't even notice that.
1 Damage to the Herald.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1533484923))

2/?? make Herald is die

I'm trying, I really am trying to make the Herald die.
But you have to give me something more than that.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1533485730))

30/30 Lunar Knight(Using) From the portal comes a humanoid being. Cladded in full white grainy armor and wielding a large hammer, he approaches the closing battle to join the strike. Lunar Knight: 300,000 Hp, 0/6 Lunar Fall: A heavy attack that stuns and deals big damage. Meanwhile, I trap The Herald in Irresistible Cheese that has been cursed to only take relatively small bites out of it.

Lunar Knight summoned. The Herald is trapped in the Irresisitble Cheese, from which he can only take small bites from, but thanks to the power of Time Dilation, he eats the entire cheese in what seems to be a very short span of time.
"That was the best cheese I have ever eaten."

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1533489250))

9/10 Majority guard I ask the herald if they'd like a hand. assuming i mean either help or IPR's hand, they say yes. ... I meant their own hand, torn off and presented to them after being gift-wrapped. they consented, and so are powerless to stop me from doing exactly what I did to IPR, except this time i give it back after covering it with radioactive flaming ribbons. I explain i'm clumsy, so i couldn't tie it up properly, and then accidentally dropped it into my radioactive gasoline swimming pool on the way here.

You rip off the Herald's hand, but he doesn't want it back. He'd prefer not to have that hand back.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1533489753))

5/?? I hold a "We totally trounced both stages of the enemy boss" party for the AGs.

+2 AG Morale!

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1533518549))

20/20 (Using my free 20 charges finally) Lunar Priest With the Knight, comes the Priest as she dutifully follows through the same portal the knight gone through. Lunar Priest: Heals allies 150,000 Hp 0/4 Lunar's Light: a full party heal along with a morale boost I poke out ALL off The Heralds Eyes. ALL OF THEM, even the mental eye that's giving him view from every direction. Meanwhile. the Lunar duo gets together and the Knight 'Bodyguards' the Priest.

You poke out the Herald's eyes, rendering him temporarily blind to what's about to happen next. Lunar Priest summoned.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1533696647))

8/8 (using now) The physical manifestation of 8 charges infuse themselves into Big Fish. However, the Big Fish does not use it to empower himself. Instead, he uses it to call upon an elite member of his mafia: the quickdrawin' deadeye menace, Pistol Shrimp! Pistol Shrimp stats Spoiler Alert HP: 50,000 EoTB Attack Choices: 1. Pistol Shrimp fires a bullet into a single enemy's vital points, dealing a "critical" damage of 25,000 damage. "Critical" basically means the damage can't be reduced by armor. 2. Pistol Shrimp fires 3 bullets into 3 separate enemy targets, dealing 10,000 to each. As the only target available for Pistol Shrimp is the Herald, he joins in the Alpha Strike with a single bullet aimed for the Herald's vitals. Meanwhile, coincidence has it that a glass jar of healing salve hits the Big Fish hard enough for it to shatter upon impact. The salve itself feels to be one of the most effective ones to have ever existed. This is mitigated to a significantly weaker effect since that was an entire glass jar thrown at him. There's bound to be glass shards too.

Pistol Shrimp Summoned. The Big Fish is Healed for 35k Hp!

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All of the non-reality-warping combatants on the battlefield turn their respective sensory organs towards the blind, bound Herald. The Big Fish throws a grenade, and runs him through with his sword cane, as the Pistol Shrimp shoots him in the heart. The Tyranid Swarm ravages him, tearing up his clothes, while the Lunar Knight slashes him with his sword. Finally, the Spaceship rams him at hundreds of times faster than the speed of light. All of this deals 1 Damage to him.
The Herald laughs. "Is this the best you can do?"
Then, Metal Gear REX launches the largest nuke ever constructed directly onto the Herald's face. He is engulfed in a massive fireball so large that everyone is forced to close their eyes from the heat of it.

Emerald. You feel a pair of hands break your hold over the Herald, and throw you away from him.

Everyone opens their eyes to find themselves on the floor of the bridge of a massive spaceship. Those that aren't descended find themselves teleported away in bursts of life, while those that are find that their powers aren't working. You attempt to use your stored energy, but there isn't any. It's gone.

Outside, space is on fire. Countless vessels, as far as the eye can see are flying off in every possible direction.
The invasion force is here.

At the center of the room, a woman, the only new person here, is kneeling next to the Herald, holding his arm. He does not look good. After all, he did tank a nuke to the face.
"Hey," the Herald says, still smiling. "I did it. It's done."
And with that, The Herald's body disappears, leaving behind nothing but his gun, which the woman picks up. She takes a deep breath before standing up to face all of you, as her Godmodding aura flares to life.
"The War has begun."

As the Godmodder says those words, you feel your powers coming back. Around you, more Descended are teleporting in to join the fight.

[big][big]Game Complete.[/big][/big]

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[big][big]Credits:[/big][/big]

Players
Winkins, as themselves.
JoeBOB, as themselves.
Emerald_Mann, as Emerald.
FlamingFlapjacks, as CobaltSuns.
ThatOtherGuy, as themselves.
Krill13, as some mysterious force.
Karpinsky, as themselves.
The_Two_Eternities, as themselves.
Royal Witch Franciacorta, as The Royal Witch Fʀᴀɴᴄɪᴀᴄᴏʀᴛᴀ.
ParadoxDragonPaci, as a Draconic Paradox.

The Anti-Godmodders:
TOG II
The Big Fish
Orbital Fighter
Orbital Heli
Space President of the Space League
Hired Mussel
Underlings
Steffan
Aron
Jason
James
Guard Drone
Guard Drone v2
Spaceship
The proud workers of the Facility
ODIN
Mega Alakazam
Angel of Massacre
Spaceship
Metal Gear REX
Naked Snake, as Big Boss
Country Musician
The Drivers of the Space Highway of Madness
The Two reckless scientists who made a black hole
Lunar Knight
Random Space General
Lunar Priest
Pistol Shrimp
The many, many clones of a Descendant
Tyranid Swarm

The Pro-Godmodders:
Name unknown, as The Herald.
Soldiers
Hovertanks
Warmechs
Wizard
Name unknown, as The Butcher.
Name unknown, as The Iron Prince.
"Sun Man", as The Iron Prince's Regards.
The Godmodder herself.

Other People:
Weird Maneating Goat-things
Harbinger of the Noble Circle
Captain
The Person at the Update Terminal
Creepy Dummy

Special thanks to Pionoplayer, Moniker, Emerald_Mann, ThatOtherGuy, and NinjaTwist. This game wouldn't have been possible without you.

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Thank you all for playing this game, I hope to see you all in the sequel, hopefully coming soon.

In the meantime, you can find me playing Project Thymium, or GMing the game I put on hiatus to host this: superSBURB.

See you around, peace out.

Originally posted on 2018-08-09 21:19:00

I idly point out that the Lunar Knight doesn't have a sword on him.

Then proceed to shut up for the fight to come.

Internally, I'm screaming at myself at how this has no relevancy to the current situation and chide myself for my minor outburst.

Originally posted on 2018-08-09 23:07:00

coolio

Originally posted on 2018-08-09 23:30:00