22/30 PATRIOTISM

I stealthily poke the Herald with a needle. This does nothing yet. Hell, it probably never will. Certainly this will have no further effect on this game at all.

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 15:45:00

1/?? something

I shank the Iron Prince's Regards with couch slipper shivs: Sharpened leather slipper-shaped couches.

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 16:08:00

9/10

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1533081298))

Meanwhile, the energy clone that CS made of himself leaps off of Metal Gear REX onto IPR and explodes violently, creating a tear in reality from which many Lord Englii emerge from, agressing IPR

Further fueling the Lord Englii's aggression towards the IPR is fact that its impulsive information-releasing may have caused it to reveal that it is stronger than them all in a rather untactful manner. Many other brash remarks certainly do not help the IPR's case in all these.

Sure, the IPR is indeed stronger than these lot of Lord Englii, but surely they are still capable of leaving a mark on the bigger beast, unlike a certain now-nonexistent Horrorterror.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 08:30:00

DICE 12/20
CS realizes that just the Psislammer won't be enough to take down the Herald. No. He needs weapons of even greater power. So CS takes out two legendary weapons:
Behold.
The Warhammer of Zillyhoo
And
Squdllu pop frazzle beep
the Thistles of Zillywich
He triple-wields his three weapons (wait what) and agresses the Herald. Now, the Herald
Might notice that CS Is holding the two legendary weapons lightly, meaning that a well placed attack could disarm him and send them into orbit. But of course, the Herald is receiving a beatdown righy now, so he might not notice .

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 19:18:00

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1533076797))

8/10 Big Fish stats: Spoiler Alert HP: 400,000 EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn: 1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field. Underling: HP: 10,000 Attack: 2,000 Hired Mussel: HP: 25,000 Attack: 5,000 2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others. AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000. Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity. Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000. Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000. QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1533069623)) the Underlings are merely shrugged off, while one manages to crit for 1k. Big Fish, normally unsympathetic to his own goons, tips his hat to the one Underling who dealt a critical against the beast. He then continues unleashing his arsenal against the IPR, second verse same as the first. QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1533069623)) The presence of a so-called omnipresent being piques the attention of the Nest, which sends an agent to investigate. Unfortunately, said agent is immediately erased from existence by the IPR. Meanwhile, the unknown force, had it had discernible eyes, rolls them at the spot where a once pathetic Horrorterror has been turned to a force of nothing. Couldn't even lay a finger against the beast. Let it be known that an Underling did more to the IPR than a Horrorterror did. In fact, the Regards may have just impulsively, with its reality-warping over information, released that information from within, and maybe even beyond, its acclaimed omnipresence. Petty? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. The unknown force does seem to have a sense of humor after all. However, what seemed like a harmless, playful, and pretty petty shenanigan became an uncontrollable predicament for the beast as its impulsive information-releasing begins spouting out useful information in combating it. Leaked information most definitely include physical weak spots in its body, giving future attackers a better idea as to where to strike it for maximized damage. (Yep, even more critical chance boosting)

The IPR spazzes out as the white-haired man you saw earlier flashes into your mind, followed by a whitesphere that gets larger and larger, until it's the only thing you can envision.
-8 to Dodge.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1533079282))

1/20 I grab a De-Diamondification Ray and blast the Herald with it. He's no longer made of diamond, but everything else about him is the exact same.

The Herald is now no longer composed of diamond! He brushes himself off. "Thank you very much, I'll remember that."

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1533079459))

7/40 Metal Gear, please refrain from nuking at the moment. Not worth the friendly fire damage. Instead just continue with your duel with IPR. Anyways, things to do. First, I reach into a magical space portal and grab a LPoS. A very specific LPoS. Caled sandwich. Or whatever it's called. Weird cueball sword thing, also magic! Yay! I shank the IPR's eyes a couple times, before giving him a biiiiiiig grin. Across the throat. Wanna know how I got these SCAR's? The ones I'm shooting you with? I have no clue. I just have them.

As you grab this sword, you experience visions of a blinding white prescence. Despite this, you pick up Caled sandwich and slash at the IPR, dealing 40k.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1533079725))

2/20 I write something on a piece of paper, fold it up, and then hand it to the Herald. "My friend the Herald," I say, "we're all so very proud of the good work you're doing here, me especially. I thought I'd write you this letter praising your accomplishments as a token of my appreciation." Even if the Herald senses something's amiss, the paper folds open on its own. Knew I should have used some tape or something. On the inside is written: I prepared Explosive Runes earlier. Since we're in space, the explosion sends the Herald flying in a new direction... or would, if the Herald's innate Godmodding energy didn't stabilize said trajectory almost immediately. Regardless, the Herald is suddenly surrounded by an orchestra... who can't play. Funny thing, space. We can all breathe, but that doesn't mean there's air. So they just all start whacking the Herald with their instruments. When they finish, the Herald is still standing there mostly unscathed. I move over. "My friend, I'm sorry about all of that," I say. "Let's shake hands and make up, and I'll stop trying to hurt you." When we go to shake hands, the Herald receives a powerful shock from a joy buzzer, which I was wearing on my hand. "Whoops!" I say. "Forgot I was wearing that. I hope you'll be understanding."

The Herald tanks everything effortlessly, and gives you his hand. But at the same time, he reveals that he has a joy buzzer too.
"Whoops, must've forgotten that too," he says. "Well, everyone makes mistakes."

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1533080943))

21/30 PATRIOTISM I craft myself a ekoms bomb, which I throw at IPR. It explodes, and the gas released somehow decreases his dodge chance. SCIENCE!

Ekoms Bombs, I see you are someone with good tastes. This bomb deals 4k damage, and lowers dodge by 3!

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1533081298))

DICE 12/20 CS: Yep, I'm a split. Used to be known as by the names FF and Astrec. Prehaps you've heard of me? Multiversal trader? Collector and seller of items of multiversal interest and power? His form suddenly flickers, and his blades disapear.  CS realizes that the damage he has taken has hurt his ability to manipulate the energy that makes up his body. CS: Dangit! At least I still have my more conventional weapons... He yanks out a large elegant  warhammer emblazoned with a Ψ. CS: Herald, meet Psislammer. He introduces the two by bashing the Herald many times with the hammer. Actions: Sorry about that. Can the Captain be summoned as a [N]? While everyone is distracted with IPR, the Captain drops a large green disk on the ground. Wire-like tendrils emerge from it, and it begins to dig down. Meanwhile in the orbit of the planet we are fighting on, a green satellite appears, cloaked from both sensors and view. Captain: And so my plans begin. Meanwhile, the energy clone that CS made of himself leaps off of Metal Gear REX onto IPR and explodes violently, creating a tear in reality from which many Lord Englii emerge from, agressing IPR

You too, experience the feeling of a radiant white presence paying attention to you as you pull out the your hammer, which quickly dissipates into harmless white light.
Your simulacrum rips a hole in reality, from which none of these "Lord Englii" you want to come out exit.
Strange.
Also, you aren't fighting on a planet anymore. You're fighting in space.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1533084931))

3/5 soul capture hey, dcccv, you said not to kill the host After I wrote the attack so no change was possibles. JOE: Hey captain-man, I asked you a questiiiionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. drone bodyguards. all sciencers continue to exist. "[PG-BOSS]The Iron Prince's Regards 662,000/1,111,000 Hp. 3 AC. -18% Dodge Chance! Regains +75,000 HP per turn! 1 [PG]The Herald 5/10 Hp." don't catch my reason for quoting? I'll bold it. "[PG-BOSS]The Iron Prince's Regards 662,000/1,111,000 Hp. 3 AC. -18% Dodge Chance! Regains +75,000 HP per turn! 1 [PG]The Herald 5/10 Hp." there's a "1" there. but what does it mean? well, it's right above the herald, so I'm going to guess the herald is going to take 1 damage. by the power of... uh, science? the herald does take 1 damage. this may or may not be related to the physical impossibility of them taking laser potshots. I don't know. i'm not a scientist.

How did that get there? A giant 1 appears over the head of the Herald, indicating that he has taken 1 damage, as is the custom in many parts of the multiverse.
"How"
Because I said so. -5 PG Morale.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1533126890))

16/20 To-Do List #1 I call upon the powers of a Black Hole and the VOID between stars and use it to drain's the IPR's Regeneration

The IPR shrugs this off, and laughs.
[big][big][big][big][big]"YOUR INVOCATIONS TO FORCES BOTH LESSER AND GREATER ARE USELESS AGAINST ME.
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY USE THE SPACE BETWEEN THE STARS.
WHEN I AM ALREADY THERE?
THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME.
NOTH[/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]ing but myself.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1533134759))

22/30 PATRIOTISM I stealthily poke the Herald with a needle. This does nothing yet. Hell, it probably never will. Certainly this will have no further effect on this game at all.

You prick the Herald with a needle, which he ignores.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1533136109))

1/?? something I shank the Iron Prince's Regards with couch slipper shivs: Sharpened leather slipper-shaped couches.

This deals 15k damage!

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1533195019))

9/10 QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1533081298)) Meanwhile, the energy clone that CS made of himself leaps off of Metal Gear REX onto IPR and explodes violently, creating a tear in reality from which many Lord Englii emerge from, agressing IPR Further fueling the Lord Englii's aggression towards the IPR is fact that its impulsive information-releasing may have caused it to reveal that it is stronger than them all in a rather untactful manner. Many other brash remarks certainly do not help the IPR's case in all these. Sure, the IPR is indeed stronger than these lot of Lord Englii, but surely they are still capable of leaving a mark on the bigger beast, unlike a certain now-nonexistent Horrorterror.

How do you expect these "Lord Englii" to leave a mark on whatever the IPR is, if they aren't even there in the first place?

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1533233933))

DICE 12/20 CS realizes that just the Psislammer won't be enough to take down the Herald. No. He needs weapons of even greater power. So CS takes out two legendary weapons: Behold. The Warhammer of Zillyhoo And Squdllu pop frazzle beep the Thistles of Zillywich He triple-wields his three weapons (wait what) and agresses the Herald. Now, the Herald Might notice that CS Is holding the two legendary weapons lightly, meaning that a well placed attack could disarm him and send them into orbit. But of course, the Herald is receiving a beatdown righy now, so he might not notice .

Suddenly, your two weapons dissipate into white light too. At the same time, the Watcher is violently torn apart into six pieces, which explode into white light. This deals 6 damage to you.

The Herald himself is concerned, and he lowers his gun. "Hold on! Are you alright?"

Wait a minute. Are those weapons from The Game? You realize that The Game is dangerous, right? Haven't you ever been told that as a child, to never play The Game?

I think there's something watching us. Something powerful. Something that I can't see. I think you're doing something to gain it's attention. Whatever it is, stop doing it.

---

Metal Gear REX and The Tyranid Swarm both deal 197k damage, the latter because it critted. The Big Fish deals another 55k damage, and the Facility continues to work.

The IPR Roars a second time, dealing 111k damage to Metal Gear REX, the Tyranid Swarm, and The Big Fish!

The Herald shoots a Guard Drone down. +2 PG Morale. -1 AG Morale.

---

Terrain Effect: Space! You are fighting in Space.
Weather Effect: SPACE WEATHER! Space Weather.
Entity Advantage: [PG]

PG Morale: 82%
AG Morale: 76%

[AG-ELITE] Metal Gear REX in a Planet-Sized Zombie Planet Mecha Suit: 476,000/1,000,000 HP. 5/5 Nuclear Wasteland
[AG] The Facility 219,000/300,000 HP. Structural Stability: 110%! Bodyguarding Steffan, Jason, Aron and James! 1 AC!
[AG] #10: Steffan 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn!. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 3
[AG] #17: Jason 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn! Specialty: Programing! Work Points: 3
[AG] #34: Aron 20,000 Hp. 10 squadmates, +2 WP each turn! Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 6
[AG] #51: James 20,000 Hp, +0.5 WP each turn!. Specialty: The Substitute Person! Work Points: 1.5
[AG] The Big Fish 253,000/400,000 Hp.
[AG] Tyranid Swarm 182,000/355,000 Hp. Biomass: 118,000
[AG] Guard Drone 60,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Facility!

[PG-BOSS]The Iron Prince's Regards 229,000/1,111,000 Hp. 3 AC. -26% Dodge Chance! Regains +75,000 HP per turn!

[PG] The Herald 4/10 Hp.

---

STRIFE
[PG] The Herald 10/20 Hp
[AG] Cobaltsuns 7/20 Hp

+3 charge to all players.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 21:18:00

23+3/30 PATRIOTISM

I utalise the all-powerful skin glue to glue IPR's skin to the ground, lowering his dodge chance.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 22:24:00

5/5 soul capture +1 herald
A large device appears on top of the facility.
it then quickly shrinks with a gold-pink flash, and is about the size of a person. it is then carried inside.
Entity: Soul Net summoned!
40,000 HP, 0A. net range: 100%. 0 Tier 1 souls, 0 Tier 2 souls, 0 Tier 3 souls, 0 Tier 4 souls (you may reduce health if necessary for balance)
Whenever an entity (hoard members are counted separately) dies, its soul is absorbed in the Soul Net.
souls have a tier based on the intelligence of the entity. souls are not absorbed if DCCCV thinks the entity was summoned in some way to take advantage of the soul net. there are only five natural soul tiers (the fifth is Tier 0, for animal-level smarts. they probably won't show up much, since all entitys need to follow their owners orders)
4 Souls from one Tier can be fused to make a soul of the next Tier. this means it will take 64 Tier 1 souls to make a Tier 4 soul.
Souls can be put into an entity to slightly reduce generation cost and, if the entitys role is aided by higher intelligence, increase entity power significantly.

ENTITY ORDERS:
Aron is finished planning. his plan: a way to clone human bodies and insert souls from the Soul Net, creating units. sadly, a researcher will require at least a tier 2 soul to do his job.
Steffan builds a cloning pod according to Aron's plans and engineers his way around whatever problems come up.
Jason codes the inserter's fail-safes and the cloning method.
James tries to build a lower-quality defending drone, and uploads in the existing AI.
3/10 Majority guard +2 herald
Oh no! I just lost the game! [because you said 'the game' twice.]
I immediately give all AG entitys and players earplugs and scream "I JUST LOST THE GAME! oh deity of the nameless contest, grant me power for your conquest, to give this duo immense compulsion, to try to win, the impossible task,this effect is all that i now ask."
the duo refers to the IPR and the herald. also, there is no deity. I'm just making it look like there is so the placebo effect tricks them into thinking the compulsion is stronger then it is, making the compulsion genuinely difficult to ignore instead of a just a quiet nagging feeling.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 22:53:00

27/30 PATRIOTISM

I summon a generic rpg slime, who slows the IPR down for a bit before inevitably dying. At the very least the distraction ought to lower dodge chance some, eh?

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 23:10:00

5/?? something

I dump liquid fish on the Herald. Fish contain fatty acid, and acids melt... uh... you know, it wasn't explicitly stated what the Herald is made out of, but acids melt a lot of things because that is totally how fish and fatty acids work.

Entity orders: Tyranid Swarm, keep attacking The Iron Prince's Regards. Use 50,000 biomass to heal.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 23:15:00

4/10 Majority guard
I point out that iron prince's regards is an idiot.
while everyone is stunned by my scathing remark, I rip off his right ARM YES IT WAS ARM THE WHOLE TIME YES UNLESS I CANT THEN ITS HAND, gauntlet and/or armor included. this may be interesting to analyze...
(I shunt it into a subspace- a section of reality disconnected from everything else- immediately afterwards, to prevent it being rendered useless by the iron prince. this guy may be 'everywhere', but he can't be in other realities as well, or else he would be hit with every possible weapon at once, burnt by every supernova variation possible, absorbed by every variety of black hole size,eaten by every AU version of wario, etc. even if he's in many realities, this subspace is only open for a second, and was created moments ago.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 23:19:00

6/20 using Herald boost

I send the Iron Prince's Regards some regards of my own, phrased in the form of a massive set of hacks, slashes, stabs, projectile weaponry strikes (think trebuchets), and a little bit of locally applied fire, all concentrated on the rough area of the IPR's face.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 23:22:00

11/40 (Herald was damaged)

It’s sweeping time! Let’s sweep up the scrubs, namely the Iron Princes Regards. How to sweep them? Flamethrowers. In space. Space Flamethrowers.

Originally posted on 2018-08-02 23:43:00

7/20

I deploy headphones to all AG forces. The headphones are playing rousing music with subliminal pro-AG messages.

(morale boost to AG side)

Originally posted on 2018-08-03 00:39:00

DICE 16/20
CS: What the heck? Herald, sir, can we please rewind what just happened and the damage I took, as what just happened clearly violated the rules of the duel? And the reason I use those weapons, is because while I hate the Game and all it stands for, it produces powerful weaponary.
CS, if the Herald obliges, continues agressing with more weaponary that I will not list to avoid them being telepoped.
He also cautiously manipulates the energy that makes him up, healing some of his wounds
Actions:
What the person who poofed the Zilly weapons away apparently doesn't know very much about them. Zilly weapons cannot be destroyed. Some have said they may even be Jujus. The Zilly weapons appear somewhere in the Void, and immediately vegan rocketing across the Void, gaining speed. We'll come back to them one day.
The Captain's plans continue regardless, the disc positioning itself under us, and the satellite above.
A second PC of mine appears on the battlefield. He glares at IPR and whoever is Homestuck-hating and poofing the weapons. You don't want homestuck? TOO BAD, SUCKERS. I load up the Homestuck Cannon, filling it with SBURB, Pumpkins, Leprechauns, First Guardians, Quest Beds, Regiswords, Exiles, DTG2, The Alpha Kids, Skaia, Jack Noir, Bec Noir, Emerald Novas, incredibly deudly Magnums(Not the real ones, of course), and other assorted references. I aim it at the IPR. ANDREW HUSSIE SENDS HIS REGARDS, S U C K E R. KA-BLAM! I fire. Unfortunately, Bec Noir escapes from the cannon, and flies off. I'm sure its not the last we'll see of him. Anyway, the Homestuck Cannon's load slams into the IPR. I then grab the IPR's hand and begin hitting it with it. Why are you hitting yourself? It's a shame that the only thing that can defeat you IS YOURSELF! Which means that this is lethal! HA

Originally posted on 2018-08-03 00:49:00

25/? I still don't know

Taking out a bunch of oversized and grumpy space cats telepathically, I launched them towards the IPR as I screamed about using fury swipes.

Originally posted on 2018-08-03 03:31:00

20/20 To-Do List #1(holding this charge to next post)(20 in reserve)
I attempt to reach out,to SAVE whoever is the host of the IPR

Originally posted on 2018-08-03 15:43:00

10/10 (Using now)
+3 reserve from Herry damage.

Big Fish stats:

Big Fish continues unleashing his everything into the IPR.

Anyone feel as if a certain being has been banking on the wrong horses quite recently? Anyone?

Horrorterrors becoming a joke and Lord Englii refusing to come, two "coincidences" have been sent unto the the beast and both have failed to do as is wanted of them. Mayhaps it's time to rely on non-living creatures to do damage on it, or so a certain unknown force would think, had it had thoughts discernible to everyone.

As a test, the Regards beast finds many a space debris. Debris that are quite noteworthy and tough for one such as the beast. Debris that are now crashing into the beast as we speak.

The IPR then finds the physical manifestation of 10 CPs entering its body. The beast finds this development to be a rather welcoming one...initially.

In yet another cruel lie similar to his temporal shift not long ago, the Regards finds its every own feature, bodily, mental, emotional, and other such, preparing to disrupt whatever whatever it thinks of doing the moment it hits 0.

Originally posted on 2018-08-04 00:21:00

26/?? Blah Blah, still thinking

Pew pew! I point my finger guns at the IPS and fire out the pure essences of a cat's fury.

Originally posted on 2018-08-04 05:08:00

I break-dance on The Iron Prince's Regards. Emphasis on break. Not me, him. He is the one who is breaking.

6/6 life ray: I dump plants and grass and flowers into a steampunk contraption. Then, the device shoots a beam of life and rejuvenation at the Tyranid Swarm.

Originally posted on 2018-08-04 05:33:00

20/20 To-Do List #1(using it now)(20 in reserve)

With 20 Charge Points, i summon a Spaceship,but this isn't a normal spaceship,it's a Spaceship Transformer that's also a Magical Girl who fights for LOVE,JUSTICE AND FRIENDSHIP!! And it's on our side!!

Her first action is to also help me in saving the Host of the IPR

Originally posted on 2018-08-04 15:11:00