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 DTG: Antebellum, Before the storm
Karpinsky
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 09:02 PM
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15/15 ODIN:

Nearby, orbiting the planet-sized zombie planet mecha suit, is a satellite with a rather large laser attached.

This is ODIN. The Orbital Defense INitiative.

It has the ultimate high ground. It is the greatest in first strike capabilities.

However, ODIN is old, a relic from a long-forgotten age of war and strife. It only has enough energy left for one shot. But it will not miss.

And it has its target.

ODIN aims at the Iron Prince's Regards, and fires.

A massive beam of light lances out across the battlefield as its source disintegrates from the strain. It strikes the Iron Prince's Regards with its full force.

(Also, if anyone gets the reference, let me know!)

Normal Action:

I Scan the Iron Prince's Regards

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 00:56:00
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 09:02 PM
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2/5 soul capture
JOE stands in front of the Facility, and looks up to the Iron Prince's Regards.
reaching out his hand, colourful cyan gas pouring from it, diluting as it spreads. the outpouring accelerates, then some time later, slackens. this gas pushes out the air, and so it can glow despite the strange magics. and then it glows, flashing brightly for a few moments.
a few letters float down from somewhere, trailing cyan mist.they float down onto a white canvas, the letters themselves black. and a hand reaches out from above, and pulls a single line free from its place.
______________________________________________________________________________________________mage
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da-

___________________________________________________________________________________________mage
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da-

_______________________________________________________________________________________
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da- mage

_______________________________________________________________________________________ 👊
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage

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gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage

___________________________________________________________________________________________ 👊

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage

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gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage ___ 🖏

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage __ 🖏
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage _ 🖏
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage 🖏

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage 🖚
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gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
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gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
After a few long seconds, the glow fades. and it would appear the ipr is struck for 100000000k damage. by a meteor.
now, either this means 100000000000, or it means 100000000k in base 21 or higher, as k is the 11th letter of the alphabet and 1234567890 are all included before any letters are.
794280046601 is 100000000k(base 21) converted to base 10.

ENTITY ORDERS: Aron is still planning. however,Jason programs a "simple" 'protect the facility' AI, and Steffans team builds some drones with no weapons but with shields using off-the-shelf blue-prints. worse then aron's help would have made it, but he has bigger and better things to work on.

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 01:13:00
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14/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I manipulate the VOID Aspect to shield our moves from being insta-blocked by the IPR's Omnipresence allowing him to mess with our attacks

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 02:44:00
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6/10

Big Fish stats:
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HP: 400,000
EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn:
1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field.
Underling:
HP: 10,000
Attack: 2,000
Hired Mussel:
HP: 25,000
Attack: 5,000

2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others.
AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000.
Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity.
Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000.
Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000.

Big Fish unleashes everything in his arsenal against the IPR, spraying AK-47 bullets all over the beast's body, tossing a grenade into its maw, firing three precise shots from his golden revolver onto it, and lastly, unleashing his flurry of sword cane slashes upon it.

His goons all follow suit.

The unknown force was ready to shift its attention to another target, but the Regards' promotion to Boss status caused it to refocus back to the IPR.

The Iron Prince's Regards already holds some rather vulnerable spots, but the unknown force apparently finds that insufficient. It must have more.

Sure enough, scars already exist on the Regards' body all over. Now, let's just say that the Regards' transformation to boss status...uhh...caused a lot of accidental overstress to occur within its body, opening up its scars even further and leaving quite more vulnerable spots.

(Basically, make IPR more prone to critical hits if possible)

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 03:58:00

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21/30 Orbital Carrier

I arm the Soldiers' headsets with aiming-reticles that shows them where they can make the most impact with their current weapons.

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 16:11:00
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You forgot to update the biomass.

7/8 colors (+3 from Herald damage)

I sprint straight at the Iron Prince's Regards, jump, and slash it with a sword.

Entity Orders: Tyranid Swarm, attack the Iron Prince's Regards. Save your biomass.

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 16:19:00
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22/30 Orbital Carrier

Taking out my phone, I order for a Rune-job for the Soldiers' current uniform. A small crew parks their spacecraft and speedily engraved a weak series of defense enhancing runes.

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 20:25:00
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7/10

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1532814496))
[big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big]"I AM EVERYWHERE."[/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]

And here we witness the Iron Prince's Regards committing a mistake. A rather grave one.

Omnipresence is not merely a perk to be taken as so heedlessly as a present given to you by whichever generous incarnation of Saint Nicholas is believed in by your civilization as part of its childhood rituals, no, no, good sir, it has its consequences.

What if you stumble upon, say, great terrors which will scorn you for bringing such omnipresence to their lair, disturbing their precious privacy? Terrors that are indeed fit to terrify one such as yourself? Terrors that no amounts of training from your masters could ever prepare you for?

And what if, by a certain force of coincidence, say, that at this very moment, many such terrors indeed dwell nearby, if not within this battlefield that you so chose upon to bring such omnipresence to?

...the Regards' faith shall be decided upon now.

Originally posted on 2018-07-30 08:03:00

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15/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I create a small star(a few feet across),then make it go supernova and focus the blast into a laser at the IPR,now this is not really the most accurate of attacks...but Omnipresence does have its downsides

Originally posted on 2018-07-30 14:54:00
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8/8 colors: In the entity list, The Iron Prince's Regards is colored green and brown. Not just any green and brown, however. The green of poison and the brown of rust. And so, through sympathetic magic or something, The Iron Prince's Regards itself is poisoned and begins to rust away, taking damage over time.

I give the Soldiers jump jets, giving them a small dodge chance.

Originally posted on 2018-07-31 00:14:00
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QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1532817407))
DICE 11/20 (+3 from Herald Heart eating)
Heraldstrife:
CS: It's not magic, because those blades are literally part of me. It comes with being a Split, I guess. I think my body is made of mind energy that I can use, or something? I've never been sure of the specifics. But it's basically like me using a limb. Anyway, you go.
Actions:
A giant green light suddenly envelopes everything. When it fades, the planet is back, seemingly unharmed. Another, smaller green light, flashes, and suddenly a man in a green (So much green) tux appears.
???: Hello. I am a employee of the Multiversal Observer Corp. Specifically both the Godmodder and Land/Planet/any thing like the first two Departments. Call me Captain.
Captain: I won't tell you why I'm here, but, let's just say my employers are interested in what the heck is going on here. So many Descended in one place.
Captain: For now, I'll just observe...

Captain [???] Currently invincible
The Herald listens to your explanation.
"So you're a split? Interesting. Very interesting." He shoots you for 4 damage.
The Captain appears without the planet, nor does he appear the EOTB. In the future, remember that [???] entities can only be summoned with GM permission beforehand, please.
QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532817556))
16+3/30 PATRIOTISM

I bite off one of IPR's legs using my DIAMOND-CUTTING TEETH. 
You deal a critted 25k damage to the IPR!
QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532817634))
14/15 ODIN (using +3 from Herald Damage)

Frantically, I pull out a Frozen Wither Skull, captured after being fired from a Wither and placed in a containment field.

I release it, firing at the Iron Prince's Regards.

This will inflict Wither on impact, decreasing the regeneration.
This inflicts a critted 15k damage, and decreases regen by 5k!
QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532818906))
8/8 guard regiment +3 herald
USING!
guard regiment summoned. the facility now has guards protecting all its scientists. they have raw health and medium-fast member gain.
new: 1/5 soul capture
"The Herald clutches at his diamond heart as he takes one damage. -5 PG Morale, +3 Charge to everyone!"
there is a problem with this sentence.
Namely, they do not have a 'diamond heart'.
they have a body made entirely of uniform diamond, wherein there is no observable difference between their so-called heart and the space 10 centimeters over, except its position relative to everything else. their blood and the vessel through which it flows fused some time ago. they may keep functioning via pseudo-Godmodding, but in this state, their current body is entirely superflous, since it provides no benefits at all. the diamond is uniform: this means they have no muscles, no blood, no lungs, no bones... hell, they probably don't even have a mouth, since the air inside it would also be irradiated and hence become diamond, or just the space if there's no air with them.

while that stuff happens, JOE asks a simple question of Captain:
JOE: what's a descended, anyway? people keep talking about it, but I'm not descended from anyone. literally. i just exist as a god of my home universe, so unless my universe is someones kid....
What I meant at that time was that the Herald clutched at where there heart would be if they weren't diamond.
Just so you know, I don't think the Herald's going to take damage from being in his diamond state.
QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532819863))
20/30 PATRIOTISM

I make the horrible mistake of sciencing up a perfectly ordinary laser canon, and fire it at IPR. For science.
You fire a laser cannon at the IPR, who reflects it back at you.
QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532822164))
15/15 ODIN:

Nearby, orbiting the planet-sized zombie planet mecha suit, is a satellite with a rather large laser attached.

This is ODIN. The Orbital Defense INitiative.

It has the ultimate high ground. It is the greatest in first strike capabilities.

However, ODIN is old, a relic from a long-forgotten age of war and strife. It only has enough energy left for one shot. But it will not miss.

And it has its target.

ODIN aims at the Iron Prince's Regards, and fires.

A massive beam of light lances out across the battlefield as its source disintegrates from the strain. It strikes the Iron Prince's Regards with its full force.

(Also, if anyone gets the reference, let me know!)

Normal Action:

I Scan the Iron Prince's Regards
This laser manages to deal 75k damage to the IPR, but it gets stronger from the light!
The Iron Prince's Regards:
A mysterious beast sent to the battlefield by a man known as the Iron Prince.
Very little information exists on the identity of the Iron Prince, but scans of his contribution to the battlefield indicate that this creature possesses strong reality-warping powers, particularly concerning time and information.

Alright, this scan isn't giving you the best information. I just realized that I've seen this creature before.
This creature is a supposedly invincible time demon. It turns whatever it possesses into a green muscular terror bent on the destruction of everything, but this one's different. I remember this beast... back at home, people worshipped it as a god. Supposedly, it made the sun, and gave light and life to everyone.
Destroy it, but don't hurt it's host.... I don't think it's his fault that he's this way.
As to who the Iron Prince is? I have no idea, but somehow, he's weaponized a god, and sent it against us.
QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532823208))
2/5 soul capture
JOE stands in front of the Facility, and looks up to the Iron Prince's Regards.
reaching out his hand, colourful cyan gas pouring from it, diluting as it spreads. the outpouring accelerates, then some time later, slackens. this gas pushes out the air, and so it can glow despite the strange magics. and then it glows, flashing brightly for a few moments.
a few letters float down from somewhere, trailing cyan mist.they float down onto a white canvas, the letters themselves black. and a hand reaches out from above, and pulls a single line free from its place.
______________________________________________________________________________________________mage
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da-

___________________________________________________________________________________________mage
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da-

_______________________________________________________________________________________
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da- mage

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gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage

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gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage

___________________________________________________________________________________________ 👊

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage

_____________________________________________________________________________________________ 👊
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage ___ 🖏

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage __ 🖏
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage _ 🖏
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da  mage 🖏

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da mage 🖚
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ 👋
gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k damage
After a few long seconds, the glow fades. and it would appear the ipr is struck for 100000000k damage. by a meteor.
now, either this means 100000000000, or it means 100000000k in base 21 or higher, as k is the 11th letter of the alphabet and 1234567890 are all included before any letters are.
794280046601 is 100000000k(base 21) converted to base 10.

ENTITY ORDERS: Aron is still planning. however,Jason programs a "simple" 'protect the facility' AI, and Steffans team builds some drones with no weapons but with shields using off-the-shelf blue-prints. worse then aron's help would have made it, but he has bigger and better things to work on.
A meteor strikes the IPR, but only for 30k damage. What did I say? Don't kill it's host, he's innocent!
QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532828649))
14/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I manipulate the VOID Aspect to shield our moves from being insta-blocked by the IPR's Omnipresence allowing him to mess with our attacks
The IPR burns away at your VOID aspect manipulation with it's power over LIGHT. It looks like you'll have to try slightly harder than that.
Also, I'm already preventing your attacks from being instantly blocked by this thing. It's relying on it's own capabilities to do this, not some plot-based divination mumbo-jumbo.
QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532833134))
6/10

Big Fish stats:
Spoiler Alert

HP: 400,000
EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn:
1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field.
Underling:
HP: 10,000
Attack: 2,000
Hired Mussel:
HP: 25,000
Attack: 5,000

2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others.
AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000.
Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity.
Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000.
Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000.

Big Fish unleashes everything in his arsenal against the IPR, spraying AK-47 bullets all over the beast's body, tossing a grenade into its maw, firing three precise shots from his golden revolver onto it, and lastly, unleashing his flurry of sword cane slashes upon it.

His goons all follow suit.

The unknown force was ready to shift its attention to another target, but the Regards' promotion to Boss status caused it to refocus back to the IPR.

The Iron Prince's Regards already holds some rather vulnerable spots, but the unknown force apparently finds that insufficient. It must have more.

Sure enough, scars already exist on the Regards' body all over. Now, let's just say that the Regards' transformation to boss status...uhh...caused a lot of accidental overstress to occur within its body, opening up its scars even further and leaving quite more vulnerable spots.

(Basically, make IPR more prone to critical hits if possible)
Entities ordered. And as a matter of fact, there are a collection of bruises on the IPR, which open up even further. -7 Dodge inflicted.
QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532877110))
21/30 Orbital Carrier

I arm the Soldiers' headsets with aiming-reticles that shows them where they can make the most impact with their current weapons.
You buff the Soldier's damage even further, and it hits the cap.
QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532877579))
You forgot to update the biomass.

7/8 colors (+3 from Herald damage)

I sprint straight at the Iron Prince's Regards, jump, and slash it with a sword.

Entity Orders: Tyranid Swarm, attack the Iron Prince's Regards. Save your biomass.
You strike the IPR with your sword, dealing a critted 15k damage.
QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532892347))
22/30 Orbital Carrier

Taking out my phone, I order for a Rune-job for the Soldiers' current uniform. A small crew parks their spacecraft and speedily engraved a weak series of defense enhancing runes.
You give the soldiers 1 AC!
QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532934197))
7/10

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1532814496))
[big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big]"I AM EVERYWHERE."[/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]

And here we witness the Iron Prince's Regards committing a mistake. A rather grave one.

Omnipresence is not merely a perk to be taken as so heedlessly as a present given to you by whichever generous incarnation of Saint Nicholas is believed in by your civilization as part of its childhood rituals, no, no, good sir, it has its consequences.

What if you stumble upon, say, great terrors which will scorn you for bringing such omnipresence to their lair, disturbing their precious privacy? Terrors that are indeed fit to terrify one such as yourself? Terrors that no amounts of training from your masters could ever prepare you for?

And what if, by a certain force of coincidence, say, that at this very moment, many such terrors indeed dwell nearby, if not within this battlefield that you so chose upon to bring such omnipresence to?

...the Regards' faith shall be decided upon now.
The presence of a so-called omnipresent being piques the attention of the Nest, which sends an agent to investigate. Unfortunately, said agent is immediately erased from existence by the IPR.
Harbingers of the Noble Circle destroyed: 1
QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532958868))
15/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I create a small star(a few feet across),then make it go supernova and focus the blast into a laser at the IPR,now this is not really the most accurate of attacks...but Omnipresence does have its downsides
The IPR absorbs the power of the sun, increasing it's attack power greatly!
QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532992446))
8/8 colors: In the entity list, The Iron Prince's Regards is colored green and brown. Not just any green and brown, however. The green of poison and the brown of rust. And so, through sympathetic magic or something, The Iron Prince's Regards itself is poisoned and begins to rust away, taking damage over time.

I give the Soldiers jump jets, giving them a small dodge chance.
You reduce the IPR's regen by 20k, and give a 10% dodge chance to the Soldiers!

Metal Gear Rex, now armed with the Nuclear Missile decides not to fire it, instead choosing to deal 197k damage to the IPR instead. Next, Steffan makes an AI designed to protect the facility, giving it 1 AC, and Jason makes some shield Drones. The Big Fish deals 55k damage to the IPR also, while the tyranid swarm deals 97k more, gaining 20k biomass. The Hired Mussel strikes for 2k damage, while the Underlings are merely shrugged off, while one manages to crit for 1k. The platform of Soldiers strike together, dealing a combined 12k damage, while the Space President's shots are ineffective.

The IPR roars twice. The first, a low-pitched sound, deals 199k damage to the weakest entities on the field, going up. This kills The Hired Mussel, Underlings, Mobile Turret Platform, Soldiers and Space President instantly, and deals 81k damage to the Facility, shielding the researchers from harm. (-25 AG Morale, +18 PG Morale!

The second roar is an impossibly high note which causes the Herald to crack slightly, and causes parts of Metal Gear REX to shatter from the vibrations, dealing 413k damage!

The Herald takes laser potshots at The Big Fish, hitting them for 36k damage.

Terrain Effect: Space! You are fighting in Space.
Weather Effect: SPACE WEATHER! Space Weather.
Entity Advantage: [PG]

PG Morale: 85%
AG Morale: 77%

[AG-ELITE] Metal Gear REX in a Planet-Sized Zombie Planet Mecha Suit: 587,000/1,000,000 HP. 5/5 Nuclear Wasteland
[AG] The Facility 219,000/300,000 HP. Structural Stability: 110%! Bodyguarding Steffan, Jason, Aron and James! 1 AC!
[AG] #10: Steffan 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn!. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 0
[AG] #17: Jason 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn! Specialty: Programing! Work Points: 0
[AG] #34: Aron 20,000 Hp. 10 squadmates, +2 WP each turn! Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 4
[AG] #51: James 20,000 Hp, +0.5 WP each turn!. Specialty: The Substitute Person! Work Points: 1
[AG] The Big Fish 364,000/400,000 Hp.
[AG] Tyranid Swarm 293,000/355,000 Hp. Biomass: 69,000
[AG] Guard Drone 60,000/60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Facility! x2

[PG-BOSS]The Iron Prince's Regards 662,000/1,111,000 Hp. 3 AC. -18% Dodge Chance! Regains +75,000 HP per turn!
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[PG]The Herald 5/10 Hp.

STRIFE
[PG]The Herald 10/20 Hp
[AG] Cobaltsuns 13/20 Hp

Originally posted on 2018-07-31 21:40:00

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Big Fish stats:
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HP: 400,000
EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn:
1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field.
Underling:
HP: 10,000
Attack: 2,000
Hired Mussel:
HP: 25,000
Attack: 5,000

2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others.
AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000.
Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity.
Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000.
Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1533069623))
the Underlings are merely shrugged off, while one manages to crit for 1k.

Big Fish, normally unsympathetic to his own goons, tips his hat to the one Underling who dealt a critical against the beast. He then continues unleashing his arsenal against the IPR, second verse same as the first.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1533069623))
The presence of a so-called omnipresent being piques the attention of the Nest, which sends an agent to investigate. Unfortunately, said agent is immediately erased from existence by the IPR.

Meanwhile, the unknown force, had it had discernible eyes, rolls them at the spot where a once pathetic Horrorterror has been turned to a force of nothing. Couldn't even lay a finger against the beast. Let it be known that an Underling did more to the IPR than a Horrorterror did. In fact, the Regards may have just impulsively, with its reality-warping over information, released that information from within, and maybe even beyond, its acclaimed omnipresence. Petty? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. The unknown force does seem to have a sense of humor after all.

However, what seemed like a harmless, playful, and pretty petty shenanigan became an uncontrollable predicament for the beast as its impulsive information-releasing begins spouting out useful information in combating it. Leaked information most definitely include physical weak spots in its body, giving future attackers a better idea as to where to strike it for maximized damage.

(Yep, even more critical chance boosting)

Originally posted on 2018-07-31 23:39:00

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1/20

I grab a De-Diamondification Ray and blast the Herald with it. He's no longer made of diamond, but everything else about him is the exact same.


Originally posted on 2018-08-01 00:21:00
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7/40

Metal Gear, please refrain from nuking at the moment. Not worth the friendly fire damage. Instead just continue with your duel with IPR.

Anyways, things to do. First, I reach into a magical space portal and grab a LPoS. A very specific LPoS. Caled sandwich. Or whatever it's called. Weird cueball sword thing, also magic! Yay! I shank the IPR's eyes a couple times, before giving him a biiiiiiig grin. Across the throat. Wanna know how I got these SCAR's? The ones I'm shooting you with? I have no clue. I just have them.

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 00:24:00
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2/20

I write something on a piece of paper, fold it up, and then hand it to the Herald.

"My friend the Herald," I say, "we're all so very proud of the good work you're doing here, me especially. I thought I'd write you this letter praising your accomplishments as a token of my appreciation."

Even if the Herald senses something's amiss, the paper folds open on its own. Knew I should have used some tape or something.

On the inside is written: I prepared Explosive Runes earlier.

Since we're in space, the explosion sends the Herald flying in a new direction... or would, if the Herald's innate Godmodding energy didn't stabilize said trajectory almost immediately.

Regardless, the Herald is suddenly surrounded by an orchestra... who can't play. Funny thing, space. We can all breathe, but that doesn't mean there's air.

So they just all start whacking the Herald with their instruments.

When they finish, the Herald is still standing there mostly unscathed. I move over.

"My friend, I'm sorry about all of that," I say. "Let's shake hands and make up, and I'll stop trying to hurt you."

When we go to shake hands, the Herald receives a powerful shock from a joy buzzer, which I was wearing on my hand.

"Whoops!" I say. "Forgot I was wearing that. I hope you'll be understanding."

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 00:28:00
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21/30 PATRIOTISM

I craft myself a ekoms bomb, which I throw at IPR. It explodes, and the gas released somehow decreases his dodge chance.
SCIENCE!

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 00:49:00

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DICE 12/20
CS: Yep, I'm a split. Used to be known as by the names FF and Astrec. Prehaps you've heard of me? Multiversal trader? Collector and seller of items of multiversal interest and power?
His form suddenly flickers, and his blades disapear. CS realizes that the damage he has taken has hurt his ability to manipulate the energy that makes up his body.
CS: Dangit! At least I still have my more conventional weapons...
He yanks out a large elegant warhammer emblazoned with a Ψ.
CS: Herald, meet Psislammer.
He introduces the two by bashing the Herald many times with the hammer.
Actions:
Sorry about that. Can the Captain be summoned as a [N]?
While everyone is distracted with IPR, the Captain drops a large green disk on the ground. Wire-like tendrils emerge from it, and it begins to dig down. Meanwhile in the orbit of the planet we are fighting on, a green satellite appears, cloaked from both sensors and view.
Captain: And so my plans begin.
Meanwhile, the energy clone that CS made of himself leaps off of Metal Gear REX onto IPR and explodes violently, creating a tear in reality from which many Lord Englii emerge from, agressing IPR

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 00:54:00

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3/5 soul capture
hey, dcccv, you said not to kill the host After I wrote the attack so no change was possibles.
JOE: Hey captain-man, I asked you a questiiiionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
drone bodyguards. all sciencers continue to exist.
"[PG-BOSS]The Iron Prince's Regards 662,000/1,111,000 Hp. 3 AC. -18% Dodge Chance! Regains +75,000 HP per turn!
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[PG]The Herald 5/10 Hp."
don't catch my reason for quoting? I'll bold it.
"[PG-BOSS]The Iron Prince's Regards 662,000/1,111,000 Hp. 3 AC. -18% Dodge Chance! Regains +75,000 HP per turn!
1
[PG]The Herald 5/10 Hp."
there's a "1" there. but what does it mean? well, it's right above the herald, so I'm going to guess the herald is going to take 1 damage.
by the power of... uh, science? the herald does take 1 damage. this may or may not be related to the physical impossibility of them taking laser potshots. I don't know. i'm not a scientist.

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 01:55:00
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Originally posted on 2018-08-01 05:48:00
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16/20 To-Do List #1
I call upon the powers of a Black Hole and the VOID between stars and use it to drain's the IPR's Regeneration

Originally posted on 2018-08-01 13:34:00
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