15/30 PATRIOTISM

I consume the nearest inedible item.

Originally posted on 2018-07-26 02:08:00

2/??

I crash an asteroid-shaped building into a Space Fighter.

Tyranid Swarm: Attack a Space Fighter. Save your biomass for now.

Originally posted on 2018-07-26 05:56:00

6/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I attempt to SCAN the IPR’s Armour and itself

Originally posted on 2018-07-26 08:49:00

1/10


Big Fish stats:

The Big Fish unleashes his barrage of attacks, spraying his AK-47's bullets all over the opponents' side, tossing a grenade to the space fighters, firing all golden revolver shots at the IPR, and striking the IPR again with his sword cane.

All four Underlings and the Hired Mussel attack the IPR too.

The unknown force, meanwhile, has turned its focus on the Iron Prince's Regards. How does one determine that? Well...

First off, a very out-of-nowhere tack attaches the beast's cape to one of its leg, no matter how seemingly impenetrable it is. Though having a tack digging into their leg is already painful enough, the leg-cape attachment also causes hindrances in its movements, causing it to fumble rather clumsily as it tries to make any physical movements and bump into things it shouldn't bump into for its own safety. This makes for quite a hilarious imagery.

Next in business is a rather sudden inflation of gold's value in a nearby civilization's economy. Many a powerful members of said civilization spots the IPR's armor from underneath that rather colorful cape it's wearing. The rest can be summed up as "The IPR gets freaking brutally beat up for its gold armor."

Lastly, the ban on its temporal business lifts. The IPR, at first, sees this as consolation for all that has been dealt upon it. However, something feels off about this. It sees that it has no control of its own temporal powers as it proceeds to cause controlled temporal damage™ upon him, before being locked once again.

Originally posted on 2018-07-26 11:01:00

4/8 guard regiment
I add some more structural supports to the facility, raising its structural stability. yes, i know it's got full stability, but technically, i never said stability had a Cap...

Originally posted on 2018-07-26 11:35:00

3/??

I fire a Replenish-Inator at the Tyranid Swarm, healing it.

Originally posted on 2018-07-26 23:00:00

17/? Entity spawner of sort

I take out a wrench and proceed to wrench out the plating on one of the Space Fighters to reinforce the mobile turret platform.

Originally posted on 2018-07-27 01:34:00

Hey uh, Winkins, the Orbital Heli is dead.

Originally posted on 2018-07-27 06:21:00

10/20 To-Do List #1 //I forgot to add the Herald’s Damage +3 charges thingy
(20 in reserve)

I use precise gravitational flactuations to subtly influence the machinery of a space fighter to fall apart

Originally posted on 2018-07-27 15:57:00

/Null

Uh. When I last checked it wasnt... welp. Will edit posts tonight.

Originally posted on 2018-07-27 17:39:00

9/15 ODIN

I summon the Space President, who is the Space President of the Space League. The Space President and the Space League are space-annoyed that we (everyone) are trespassing in their space.

Originally posted on 2018-07-28 03:27:00

2/10

The unknown force remains keen on the Iron Prince's Regards as a Space Fighter finds its flight system damaged enough that it finds itself on a collision course towards the green beast.

Originally posted on 2018-07-28 03:43:00

10/15 ODIN

I manipulate probability.

Somewhere in the depths of space, two meteors collide, bounce off each other, and shift course.

At the end of this round, one of those meteors will come hurtling into the battlefield and hit the Iron Prince's Regards.

Originally posted on 2018-07-28 15:45:00

DICE 7/20
CS: Clever. You are a worthy opponent.
CS charges again. As he runs, one of his blades morphs into a spear, which he tosses with one hand at the Herald. When he reaches the Herald, the spear flies back to his hand, merging with CS's other blade, forming a massive zweihander (Massive even by zweihander standards)
CS; Hey Herald.
CS smiles.
CS: Eat BFS.
CS begins attacking with the zweihander, starting off with some slow slashes, then speeding up his strikes.
By the end of his attack, his beatdown of attacks is a blur, as he is slashing the giant weapon so fast, so many times, at so many different spots, that it is barely visible.
CS: And now for the finale.
The zweihander duplicates itself. Now CS is holding giant zweihanders in both of his hands.
CS begins spinning around, picking up speed as he spins around with the two swords thrusting out.
In a fluid motion, he slams the first blade into the ground, sending out a shockwave in the Herald's direction, which slams into the tyrannical Godmodder. Then, using the (Still plentiful) momentum from his spin to propel it, he lets go of the second of the zweihanders, flinging it directly at the Herald's chest.
CS: Whew
CS stops for a moment to catch his breath.


Originally posted on 2018-07-28 20:55:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532555730))

14/30 PATRIOTISM I pickpocket the Herald, stealing some of his blood. waitwhat

You steal some diamonds from the Herald, worth about 5 Million.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1532555980))

Metal Gear... just do whatever you want. Be glorious! As grossly incande-Wait wrong game. Charge account: 1/40 I call upon the powers of SPARTA to deal at least 300 damage. Because may as well keep those hp bars nice and even

You deal 10,300 SPARTA damage on the IPR, which I assume was the thing you were targeting. Mind reading. I can read your mind.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532556147))

3/8 guard regiment "The Herald's brain structure is not meant for a human's to work, yes, but he's not human, he's something else! Mind over matter, and all that." his body still doesn't work any more. at all. to the extent that his body is important at all, he has been harmed. very few things will work if they are replaced with uniform diamond.

Very few things will work if they are replaced with uniform diamond, yes, that is true. Fortunately, the Herald's body is one of them.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532558737))

16/Carrier? I don't really do much, I simply create a mobile turret platform and have the remaining soldiers to crew it.

You make a mobile turret platform for the soldiers, which boosts their attack damage!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532567327))

15/30 PATRIOTISM I consume the nearest inedible item.

The nearest inedible objects are the diamonds which are in your hands.
CHONCH
CRONCH
CRONCH
Well, there goes your fortune.
The Herald clutches at his diamond heart as he takes one damage. -5 PG Morale, +3 Charge to everyone!
"No. More."

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532581010))

2/?? I crash an asteroid-shaped building into a Space Fighter. Tyranid Swarm: Attack a Space Fighter. Save your biomass for now.

Entity ordered, another 15k damage to a Space Fighter!
ayyy i see what you did there

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532591387))

6/20 To-Do List #1 (20 in reserve) I attempt to SCAN the IPR’s Armour and itself

The Armour: This creature's armor is of unknown make, possibly forged by a plot force. The golden sheen seems to radiate some sort of strange light, which is being nullified by an unknown force.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532599268))

1/10 Big Fish stats: Spoiler Alert Stats: HP: 400,000 EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn: 1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field. Underling: HP: 10,000 Attack: 2,000 Hired Mussel: HP: 25,000 Attack: 5,000 2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others. AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000. Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity. Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000. Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000. The Big Fish unleashes his barrage of attacks, spraying his AK-47's bullets all over the opponents' side, tossing a grenade to the space fighters, firing all golden revolver shots at the IPR, and striking the IPR again with his sword cane. All four Underlings and the Hired Mussel attack the IPR too. The unknown force, meanwhile, has turned its focus on the Iron Prince's Regards. How does one determine that? Well... First off, a very out-of-nowhere tack attaches the beast's cape to one of its leg, no matter how seemingly impenetrable it is. Though having a tack digging into their leg is already painful enough, the leg-cape attachment also causes hindrances in its movements, causing it to fumble rather clumsily as it tries to make any physical movements and bump into things it shouldn't bump into for its own safety. This makes for quite a hilarious imagery. Next in business is a rather sudden inflation of gold's value in a nearby civilization's economy. Many a powerful members of said civilization spots the IPR's armor from underneath that rather colorful cape it's wearing. The rest can be summed up as "The IPR gets freaking brutally beat up for its gold armor." Lastly, the ban on its temporal business lifts. The IPR, at first, sees this as consolation for all that has been dealt upon it. However, something feels off about this. It sees that it has no control of its own temporal powers as it proceeds to cause controlled temporal damage™ upon him, before being locked once again.

A cape manifests on the IPR as an entire spacefaring civilization drops into orbit around your battlefield, attempting to get at IPR's armor. The IPR suddenly experiences a temporal shift, changing into a human being with white hair, before reverting back to it's green-skinned monstrosity form. 22k damage.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532601300))

4/8 guard regiment I add some more structural supports to the facility, raising its structural stability. yes, i know it's got full stability, but technically, i never said stability had a Cap...

You somehow give the Facility 110% Structural Stability.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532642423))

3/?? I fire a Replenish-Inator at the Tyranid Swarm, healing it.

You heal the Tyranid Swarm for 10k Hp!

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532651643))

17/? Entity spawner of sort I take out a wrench and proceed to wrench out the plating on one of the Space Fighters to reinforce the mobile turret platform.

You add +8k MHP to the Mobile Turret Platform!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532703454))

10/20 To-Do List #1 //I forgot to add the Herald’s Damage +3 charges thingy (20 in reserve) I use precise gravitational flactuations to subtly influence the machinery of a space fighter to fall apart

The Space Fighter, being crafted to withstand this sort of interference, only takes 9k damage.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532744867))

9/15 ODIN I summon the Space President, who is the Space President of the Space League. The Space President and the Space League are space-annoyed that we (everyone) are trespassing in their space.

You summon the Space President of the Space League of this universe!
She calmly takes a look around. "I thought I've already given permission for you to fight here," she says.
Regardless, you now have a political figure on the battlefield.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532745813))

2/10 The unknown force remains keen on the Iron Prince's Regards as a Space Fighter finds its flight system damaged enough that it finds itself on a collision course towards the green beast.

The IPR and Space Fighter collide, dealing 12k damage to the fighter, and 9k to the IPR.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532789101))

10/15 ODIN I manipulate probability. Somewhere in the depths of space, two meteors collide, bounce off each other, and shift course. At the end of this round, one of those meteors will come hurtling into the battlefield and hit the Iron Prince's Regards.

One meteor will hit the IPR at the end of the round, if nothing goes wrong!

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1532807711))

DICE 7/20 CS: Clever. You are a worthy opponent. CS charges again. As he runs, one of his blades morphs into a  spear, which he tosses with one hand at the Herald. When he reaches the Herald, the spear flies back to his hand, merging with CS's other blade, forming a massive zweihander (Massive even by zweihander standards) CS; Hey Herald. CS smiles. CS: Eat BFS. CS begins attacking with the zweihander, starting off with some slow slashes, then speeding up his strikes. By the end of his attack, his beatdown of attacks is a blur, as he is slashing the giant weapon so fast, so many times, at so many different spots, that it is barely visible. CS: And now for the finale. The zweihander duplicates itself. Now CS is holding giant zweihanders in both of his hands. CS begins spinning around, picking up speed as he spins around with the two swords thrusting out. In a fluid motion, he slams the first blade into the ground, sending out a shockwave in the Herald's direction, which slams into the tyrannical Godmodder. Then, using the (Still plentiful) momentum from his spin to propel it,  he lets go of the second of the zweihanders, flinging it directly at the Herald's chest. CS: Whew CS stops for a moment to catch his breath. ACTIONS: A giant green light suddenly envelopes everything. When it fades, the planet is back, seemingly unharmed. Another, smaller green light, flashes, and suddenly a man in a green (So much green) tux appears. ???: Hello. I am a employee of the Multiversal Observer Corp. Specifically both the Godmodder and Land/Planet/any thing like the first two Departments. Call me Captain.  Captain: It has come to my employer's attention that- POST UNDER CONSTRUCTION SKELEPOST

The Herald takes 6 damage from your vicious assault.
"...How is this not magic?"

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Metal Gear REX eliminates two more space fighters with it's mighty armaments(+2 AG Morale, -3 PG Morale), The Facility does it's thing, The Big Fish deals 33k damage to the IPR and 30k to the Space Fighter, the Goons deal 13k to the IPR, the Tyranid Swarm ravages the Space Fighter for 100k damage, destroying it(+1 AG Morale, -1 PG Morale, +24 Biomass), and the Turret Platform deals a 12k damage to the IPR. Finally, the Space President pulls out a Space Gun and Blasts the IPR for No damage.

The Herald laughs. "You should have cast, 'anti-plot manipulation.'"

The IPR glows a brilliant white, blinding everyone before dissappearing.

Where did it go?

[big][big][big][big][big]"I AM EVERYWHERE."[/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]

gorilla what can i do what can i do what can i do oh right we still have that meteor it hits the ipr for 100000000k da-

[big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big]"NO."[/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]

Nevermind.

The Herald sits back, content to let his first Boss do all the dirty work for him.

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Terrain Effect: Space! You are fighting in Space.
Weather Effect: SPACE WEATHER! Space Weather.
Entity Advantage: [PG]

PG Morale: 69%
AG Morale: 98%

[AG-ELITE] Metal Gear REX in a Planet-Sized Zombie Planet Mecha Suit: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. 4/5 Nuclear Wasteland
[AG] The Facility 300,000/300,000 HP. Structural Stability: 110%! Bodyguarding Steffan, Jason, Aron and James!
[AG] #10: Steffan 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn!. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 3
[AG] #17: Jason 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn! Specialty: Programing! Work Points: 3
[AG] #34: Aron 20,000 Hp. 10 squadmates, +2 WP each turn! Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 2
[AG] #51: James 20,000 Hp, +0.5 WP each turn!. Specialty: The Substitute Person! Work Points: 0.5
[AG] The Big Fish 400,000/400,000 Hp.
[AG] Tyranid Swarm 293,000/355,000 Hp. Biomass: 25,000
[AG] Underling 10,000/10,000 Hp. x4
Hired Mussel 25,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG] Mobile Turret Platform 9,000/9,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Soldiers!
[AG] Soldier 20,000/20,000 Hp. x2
[AG] Space President 1,000/1,000 Hp.

[PG-BOSS]The Iron Prince's Regards 1,111,000/1,111,000 Hp. 3 AC. -11% Dodge Chance! Regains +100,000 HP per turn!

[PG]The Herald 5/10 Hp.

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STRIFE
[PG]The Herald 10/20 Hp
[AG] Cobaltsuns 17/20 Hp

Everyone got a +3 from Godmodder Damage this turn!

Originally posted on 2018-07-28 22:48:00

DICE 11/20 (+3 from Herald Heart eating)
Heraldstrife:
CS: It's not magic, because those blades are literally part of me. It comes with being a Split, I guess. I think my body is made of mind energy that I can use, or something? I've never been sure of the specifics. But it's basically like me using a limb. Anyway, you go.
Actions:
A giant green light suddenly envelopes everything. When it fades, the planet is back, seemingly unharmed. Another, smaller green light, flashes, and suddenly a man in a green (So much green) tux appears.
???: Hello. I am a employee of the Multiversal Observer Corp. Specifically both the Godmodder and Planet/Lifemass Observation and. Call me Captain.
Captain: I won't tell you why I'm here, but, let's just say my employers are interested in what the heck is going on here. So many Descended in one place.
Captain: For now, I'll just observe...
Captain [???] Currently invincible

Originally posted on 2018-07-28 23:36:00

16+3/30 PATRIOTISM

I bite off one of IPR's legs using my DIAMOND-CUTTING TEETH.

Originally posted on 2018-07-28 23:39:00

14/15 ODIN (using +3 from Herald Damage)

Frantically, I pull out a Frozen Wither Skull, captured after being fired from a Wither and placed in a containment field.

I release it, firing at the Iron Prince's Regards.

This will inflict Wither on impact, decreasing the regeneration.

Originally posted on 2018-07-28 23:40:00

8/8 guard regiment +3 herald
USING!
guard regiment summoned. the facility now has guards protecting all its scientists. they have raw health and medium-fast member gain.
new: 1/5 soul capture
"The Herald clutches at his diamond heart as he takes one damage. -5 PG Morale, +3 Charge to everyone!"
there is a problem with this sentence.
Namely, they do not have a 'diamond heart'.
they have a body made entirely of uniform diamond, wherein there is no observable difference between their so-called heart and the space 10 centimeters over, except its position relative to everything else. their blood and the vessel through which it flows fused some time ago. they may keep functioning via pseudo-Godmodding, but in this state, their current body is entirely superflous, since it provides no benefits at all. the diamond is uniform: this means they have no muscles, no blood, no lungs, no bones... hell, they probably don't even have a mouth, since the air inside it would also be irradiated and hence become diamond, or just the space if there's no air with them.

while that stuff happens, JOE asks a simple question of Captain:
JOE: what's a descended, anyway? people keep talking about it, but I'm not descended from anyone. literally. i just exist as a god of my home universe, so unless my universe is someones kid....

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 00:01:00

20/30 PATRIOTISM

I make the horrible mistake of sciencing up a perfectly ordinary laser canon, and fire it at IPR. For science.

Originally posted on 2018-07-29 00:17:00