Destiny goes to L19, teleports to M3, walks over to N3 and shanks Spider Rider 2.

Originally posted on 2018-02-28 05:33:00

Comet moves to L12, gravity slides to H8, and retreats to E7.

Originally posted on 2018-02-28 06:20:00

JOE decides its time to be hasty for no reason, and runs to the way forwards battle... Spawning at L20, and moving to J22... then moving to wherever is backwards from the way forwards. woo-hoo. (also he gets +25 SP from his trinket, woo!)
one of his drones sees the compost is ready, so of course, instead of Using the compost, he grabs some more cobblestone,builds another compost bin, puts vines in both, and sprinkles the previously-made compost on top. I'm pretty sure that's how people make compost. maybe. possibly.
Also, A radio starts relaying the message "We have multiple places to hide. there is a farm. there is a rock farm. there is a bunker i guess. that's about it. We have multiple places to hide. th[small]ere is a farm. there is a roc[small]k farm. there...[/small][/small]
FARM STUFF:
It's definitely been at least 7 rounds since I planted the silkweed or the soulblossoms, so I harvest them... And immediately replant the soulblossoms on their 3 dedicated tiles, Replant the silkweed on its own, and if the lumipod's done, harvest it and replant it as well.
Starting in-post timer for convenience: 6T left for soul, 5T for silkweed, up to 10 for lumipod.
JOE then notices the sentinel-Iti. Which has a crushing claw. and came from the very same thyme matter his drones died in...
Interesting. Very interesting.



Oooh, how about an upgrade to the crystaline claw that buffs in-battle looting? would that work? (like, adding a GP-option for in-battle looting.)

Originally posted on 2018-02-28 12:15:00

"('tis just a flesh wound, I'll manage... oof.)"
Boshi proceeds to open a Pocket Warmer, and nope's (sprints) to C3. Because screw being eggsniped again. He's the one who's supposed to do that.
"(So, Acacia, not only did you draw the ire [puns, woo] of every 'outsider' in the area, but you also proceed to get downed in a matter of seconds, and your incompetent tactics did more harm than good.)"
"(If you seriously didn't think we'd have repositioning tricks, you were a fool. Seriously, why the hell are you even a commander? You'll get yourself and your entire army killed before you even step foot on the battlefield.)"
"(So, because of your incompetence, you resort to an admittedly very nice-looking spider and a serious overkill's worth of soldiers that we'll probably down quickly with everyone here.)"
"(You won't receive any mercy the next time we meet. Just like now.)"
"(Except for the spider, though. Hat Kid seems to want to cuddle with it for some reason.)"

If/when Taeda gets revived, Hat Kid motions to Taeda to stay down and play dead.

Originally posted on 2018-02-28 14:07:00

Pionobot hits the position in the woods when Chloe shouts to him, and he suddenly pulls up short, his eyes flashing back on.

"M-"He suddenly realizes where he is, and is about to have a minor freak out when his eyes shut off temporarily again (conveniently obscured by the trees so Chloe doesn't notice his eyes shutting off), and he almost falls over.

He mutters a few things to himself, and then looks over at Chloe.
"Um... now's a bad time? I think I've got some people to patch up up on the Northern side of the field. Can we... Can we talk after the battle?"

Piono uses Sprint to move up to P13, followed by casting shopping spree to retrieve a free pickmeup.

Piono also stops to do a little bit more crafting, pulling out some iron and metal bending it into the proper shape of a pocket warmer, shoving some wood from the uniform logs inside, drying it up with a bit of fire magic so that it'll be nice and flammable, then sticking wire pieces in so that the whole thing will short circuit, igniting the pocket warmer's interior, causing it to greatly heat up and cause 1 fire damage to the user. Thusly completing the crafting recipe for pocket warmers WITHOUT wasting valuable tier 2 materials.

Originally posted on 2018-02-28 15:27:00

The Voice merely fires at Neru's center (I12) once more.

Originally posted on 2018-02-28 21:22:00

The Man moves to N8, bashes spider egg II, and retreats to M10.

Originally posted on 2018-02-28 21:30:00

[color=#3333CC]Monika moves to F6 and Encourages Taeda to stand up. This doesn't seem like the best idea considering her wounds, but video game logic dictates it works... somehow. Stop questioning it before it stops working in our favor.

The Splinter Spider, on the other hand, grabs one of the adjacent spider eggs and smashes it into the other, destroying both. Efficiency!

Originally posted on 2018-03-01 02:27:00

If you listen closely you can hear a voice in the trees.
"Daganabbit, nothing to shoot. Welp, looks like this might hurt..."
Then, a dark blur streaks out of the forest, slashing at Egg 3, Spider Rider 2, and Devout 1, moving in a path of O9, O8, N8, M7, M6. It then melts back into the trees.


Originally posted on 2018-03-01 03:14:00

Berg casts Glacveil on Chloe.

Originally posted on 2018-03-01 03:18:00

EN briefly considers shooting the pionobot in the ass to shove him further north, but decides against it after seeing him decide to Shopping Spree. She then turns and wanders off to M15, then shoots Prism Beam 2 with a basic attack cause... eh, why not.

Originally posted on 2018-03-01 16:50:00

The Artist, seeing that the other's have the battle handled, decided to see if he can harvest the remains of the bunker in The Bunker area. He also collects some Green Sap Blobs and sees if he can bribe the spiders for some of their silk.

Originally posted on 2018-03-01 23:12:00

Irongutta moves to K9, gaining the benefit of Unstoppable Force as well as charging his Charging Vest for the round. He then attacks Prism Beam Cannon 2! After his attack, he retreats one space to K8.

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 00:28:00

Zed steps to I16 and hurls Twin Jolts at both Prism Beams.

He then flips a switch on his hat, and a keyboard springs forth. Zed uses it to use Zap (4MP, (5-6) Electric) on the probed ShadowCaster2.

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 00:44:00

<ROUND THIRTY-FOUR>
Toast sleep-writes the rules for her Crystal Farm, adding them to the game. Writing these rules into existence has also shunted the ores into the middle slots of the Crystillery. It looks like you'll need to free open those middle slots to do the interesting stuff with it! JOE then promptly enters and exits a battle to view a new area; the Statue Garden! There's not much to say about it, other than that there's a really juicy looking apple in the center of the zone. It's almost certainly not a trap! JOE then also upgrades his compost, increasing its composty-ness by 23%. Well, it's bigger; maybe that'll help it? This consumes 3 Vines and 30 Cobblestone.

JOE also harvests 36 Soulblossms, 18 Goneblossoms, and 3 Silkweed. He then fails his spot-check on the planting timers which have existed for quite some time. He learns from them that he should be able to get some Lumipods on Round 39, which is 5 rounds from now. The Artist then goes to try and take away parts of the bunker from the aptly-titled Bunker area. He pulls away 30 chunks of Cobblestone, then offers up 3 freshly-harvested blobs of Green Sap to the Splinter Spiders at the Ashen Canopy. They're not really sure what he means, but understand once he harvests 6 spools of Spider Silk.

<THE WAY FORWARD, ROUND FIVE>
There shouldn't be many problems from here on out, save the few deaths you've just suffered. Focus down Neru, and (maybe) end this battle! It might be worth paying attention to the Iti behind you; if you don't get Neru this round, they could prove to be annoying!

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 01:30:00

Emerald panic moves to J11 because he totally didn’t forget to post and promptly guards

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 01:37:00

Auth proceeds to step out to H19, casts Hope, and rolls back onto I19. He's really not keen on being shot but he wants to help.

also aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i forgot to post

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 02:05:00

For now, Teag loads a fire round and spams "I NEED HEALING"

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 05:55:00

"Fire beats Infested- I mean Iti."

Terry moves to H19, uses Ignite Blood on Seeker2, then unleashes all 4 of his Overseer Drones on the Bilespawn.

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 06:06:00

The Voice moves up to H14 and shoots at I10. Jeez, this is actually getting boring. Good thing I'm retiring this special after the battle.

Originally posted on 2018-03-02 06:23:00