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SirNatureWriter |
Posted: Mar 9 2020, 04:54 PM
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William Woodthorne finds himself suddenly at the savepoint in the House (S37), with no recollection of how he got there. All he knows for sure is that he feels slightly more powerful than he had previously.
Taking a moment to clear his head, he tries to make sense of his surroundings, which seem to be slowly coming into focus, though they still look like a blurry mess. Will Woodthorne's Character Sheet -------------------- I feel like I know what I'm doing the exact half of the time I don't need to.
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JOEbob |
Posted: Mar 9 2020, 06:11 PM
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seeing the rubble in the floor, JOE does the one thing he does best: Cast Illusionary Trap!
...Wait, no. Alright, he Doesn't do the one thing he does best. Instead, he does the one thing he does second-best: use Growth poi... alright, not that either. Alright, this next action obviously isn't in the top two. It might not even be in the top four- write long detailed explanations of things and be a "normal" "guy" might have it beat. based on the last battle, so does item use! But he has done it before a few times, alright? I should be specific, so... Specifically, he uses Terraform. It's a very nice spell. could benefit from the ability to make doors, honestly- the lack of those really limits its utility- but in terms of terrain alteration, I'm doubtful there's something reliably better. Focusing on the ground of one of the comparatively clearer tiles, he directs the magic into the soil. like an strong breeze flowing over the land, bits of rubble and impurities tumble along the ground of the tile until they reach the edges, where they quickly pile up into a small mound. Terraform has a 6-tile limit, though, so he shifts his focus on to the text clear space, and the next, then wraps up by touching up some of the damaged barriers. Of course, the stuff previously on the tile isn't gone yet- just collected into a mound to the side. Also, nobody has ever crafted a broom. Really? come on! JOE surveys the inventory, rolls up his sleeves, and... (CRAFT ATTEMPT. not a weapon/armor/accessory/helmet. it's a broom. nobody has made a broom. So I did. Consumes some wheat, up to 14(-10=4) green sap blobs, 2 copper gears, and 3 barkfins?) Realizes he has no idea how to make a broom. After some thought, he remembers the stereotypical witches broom is a bunch of hay tied to a stick. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be any hay in the inventory, so he improvises with wheat, which he is like 0.95% sure is the same thing! Also, there aren't any sticks in the inventory, so he improvises with a somewhat inordinate amount of green sap, two copper gears, and three barkfins, drying out the sap into solidity with a few aurora crystals (which he doesn't consume, he just needed a heat source) and arranging the barkfins into a sort of fish-rope with copper gears at the top of bottom. As for how he attaches the wheat to this, it goes through the centre of the bottom copper gear,and also did I mention he's using a somewhat inordinate quantity of green sap? By the end, he has succesfully(?) created a Bizarre Broom(?)! (CRAFT CONCLUDED. asyncronously resuming previous action...) Now that he has a broom of (dubious) quality, he sweeps up the pile and puts it in the inventory, walks to the edge of the forest, and dumps it there, hopefully clearing the slots. If he succeeded and can do another thing, he then plants like planned earlier. (Summary/Tldr, just in case: Craft a broom. Clean the farm's tiles into servicable condition with it and terraform. then maybe plant in the cleared tiles.) |
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Eris |
Posted: Mar 9 2020, 10:14 PM
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Nettle moves to I13 and casts 7 Forest Storms on Screamer2, before driving a wooden spire through its body with Root Domain. She then basic attacks Clubs with Psychic.
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Featherfall |
Posted: Mar 10 2020, 08:39 AM
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{ The Everground }
malik go up 2: go up harder { Lukas } Lukas hears static, and then the sound of an old radio being tuned, and then, a voice. He looks around frantically, trying to find the source of the sounds. The voice speaks again, and he recognizes it coming from... inside his head? "Hello? Can you hear me?" the voice asked. Lukas continues to glance around, but the abandoned chamber was empty. He stares at the shifting, crimson mark on his hand. Maybe all this Rose Cult stuff was getting to him too. A quiet "What?" was all he could muster. "Nothing?" His grip on the key tightens. "Oh right. Maybe you don't have telepathy." He sighs. So that's what it was. "Why are you suddenly hearing my voice in your head, you may ask?" Lukas sits down. "And how do you stop hearing my voice inside your head, you may also ask?" The voice chuckles. "Don't worry. I'll stop this after a bit." Lukas sets the key aside. "Long story short, I have a device that detects magical energy, a helmet that makes one-way telepathic connections, dozens of choices, and a die with a gorilla-ton of sides." The voice takes a deep breath. "And that's why I'm asking you to GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN CAVE!" Lukas jolts back, covering his ears. "Sorry. Basically, there's this huge cave network and I'm hallucinating and barfing all over the place and I hate it here. Please help me." Lukas nods. "This is Malik, maintenance crew for the Starspire station." -------------------- This signature is a 3/3 green Elk creature with no abilities.
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NumberSoup |
Posted: Mar 10 2020, 07:48 PM
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Nidra:
Power Nap Crya. Wait until end of turn. Last Dream Heart Wildcard. |
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Daskter |
Posted: Mar 10 2020, 10:40 PM
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The Altar Fight
The improved Conscripts has arrived, for they have less DGE to suit their purposes. Daskter slides to M8 and cast decaying light south-west upon the WIldcard Club and Wildcard Diamon, drastically decreasing their survivability. Conscript Leader moves N11, and starts popping shots at the Wildcard Diamond. A conscript appears at M10 They proceed to retreat into the shadows at O12 A Conscript steps to M9 They proceed to start blasting Wildcard Diamond. |
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insert_generic_username |
Posted: Mar 11 2020, 01:22 AM
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![]() Why do people make usernames like this anyways... ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
This is a terrible idea.
(Act last?) Shopping Spree (Stardew Potion x3, Mana Vial) Bag of Tricks (focus Diamond) |
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Adria |
Posted: Mar 11 2020, 10:42 AM
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"Eep-"
Dorothy falls to the pillar. Understandably, she's freaked out. She leaps back off the pillar, and the moment she's level with the worm, fires an Ultra Laser Pointer at its face, hitting as many segments as she could before sliding down the dead Netwyrm head. She jumps off it and lands on the nearby pile of rubble, more than ready to dodge out of the way. MU, confident in her ability, sneaks into the nest. She pulls out one of Maxim's legs, and moves behind the Harpy on the ground level. Cue silent takedown. She doesn't do anything with the weapon in the ground yet... Boshi nods at EN, and runs off to fetch the raft from the docks. He's back within a few minutes, carrying the boat on his back. "(Here ya go.)" Some time later, Dorothy spawns in at the Aviator's Barracks, at (O10). SPAWN STUFF: -Beatmap: MOBILIZE -> UNIQUE -> STATUS -Beat Storage: MOBILIZE (M) She sprints down to (F14) (aided by her MOBILIZE beat) and opens the chest while she's down there. -------------------- "...I will aid them. No matter the cost to myself."
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engie |
Posted: Mar 11 2020, 11:12 AM
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How about some stat changes?
Cal: +1 MHP, +1 SKI Ver: +2 DEF RP - house EN inspects the raft. After some consideration, she nods. "A'ight, yeah. Ah reckon ah can do a thin' or two wit' this... Gonna take a bit o' time, o' course, but still." THEN HE USED HIS FIGHT MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH! AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT... In similar house-or-near-house-y locations, Calibri nods, satisfied with this outcome of events. Similarly, Sol Aeterna/Lato herself seems satisfied too. "Alright, cool." "Likewise, it will be an honor to work with you too." RP - vague farmnearness "..." Verdana seems to visibly disapprove of the rebels punching their comrade in the face, even if said comrade was about to reveal things she probably shouldn't. He pulls out a bit of Silkweed to wipe away the nosebleed... nosesap? The blood-analogue substance. Important part is he's carefully tending to the Scarlet like a fussy mother, at least until everything is okay. After that, he politely backs off and sighs quietly. "Well, I suppose there's a point to that logic. In the interests of making things not look too suspicious for your leaders, maybe it'd be best to not be going back to them for a little bit longer..." He pauses to consider things. Then, he shakes his head. "...That's only a hypothetical, though. They might just write it off as us being nice again. I dunno. You know what, it's time to vote! Who's fine with staying here for a while longer, who wants to go visit the Spherebreaker house and stay there instead, and who just wants to go back to wherever you guys go when you're not doing things? Do keep in mind you can vote for multiple options if you're okay with multiple outcomes." There. That should solve every problem. Battle - Chapel I mean this was literally suggested to happen so. Calibri spawns in at R10, moves to O9 or the closest tile that isn't in the light, then activates Roris Marini. "I'll be with you all in a bit." Dialogue format dump zone -------------------- "Their story has concluded for now. Currently, you follow mine."
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Irecreeper |
Posted: Mar 11 2020, 05:13 PM
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<ROLEPLAYDOP>
The proper update will come tomorrow! But, in the meantime, why not have a bit of roleplay...? Marron and Fran Have a "Bonding" Session -------------------- |
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Sparked |
Posted: Mar 11 2020, 06:26 PM
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Crya steps back to O10 and uses her weapon skill, Absolute Zero.
-------------------- You are already dead.
Starlight Document: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NZl...dit?usp=sharing |
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Dedomeni |
Posted: Mar 11 2020, 06:49 PM
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As Fran is dragged back into the house, a slender, androgynous figure gazes down at her with eyes that gleam in all the colors of the rainbow, the rest of their face masked by a crystalline hand. Fran's visitor offers a (real) hand to help her up.
THE REFLECTOR: well well well what do we have here? THE REFLECTOR: i was watching your fight your duel your rooftop skirmish and i must say i've been intent on meeting you on making your acquaintance. THE REFLECTOR: well i've been looking for a face a reflection to be to wear and i think you know where this is going. THE REFLECTOR: after all, you know exactly who i am don't you fran? --- AVIATOR'S BARRACKS The Reflector spawns in space O10. They move to space M10 and cast Mirror Image on space N10 (and then fall). -------------------- |
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Bomber57 |
Posted: Mar 11 2020, 07:13 PM
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![]() The Devious CEO of Hellco. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
RP: More Housestuff
Irongutta scratched his head, the culture shock really setting in here as Chloe responded. "Naw, Orks don't 'ave babies, wotever those are. That another 'umie thing? I dunno, I just sorta came outta the ground one day and got roight to it." He pondered a bit further, trying to resurface old memories. "An' I wasn't tiny, neither. Not like a grot or Maria. Probably not much taller than you are, actually." Of course, that description is a far cry from where he stood now, which is a little over seven feet even with his hunch. "Er, but that aside, I... guess I see wot ya mean, Chloe. I sorta forgot that she was all small an' delicate-like. So, er... can't believe I'm sayin' this... I'm sorry fer all the trouble." And then Marron burst through the door with an oddball proposition. Irongutta raised a brow, but quickly decided that shrugging it off would be easier. "Uhh, sure, if ya say so Marron! Oi, Magnolia? Ya got good aim too, roight?" Battle: The Chapel Irongutta moves to I10, gaining the benefits of Unstoppable Force (6 tile movement, using L8, L9, L10, K11, and J10)! This momentum is followed up by a devastating swing of Magnolia upon the Clubs Wildcard! |
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crystalcat |
Posted: Mar 12 2020, 06:38 PM
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Logistics:
Crystal takes Preparedness, selecting a Hidden Shuriken. Battle: Crystal joins the Aviator's Barracks at O9 and wall-runs before leaping into the air, hanging in space at J7- -he sticks a hand into the game as a Bonus Action and cut-and-pastes himself to being at H6- -and then swings Nightmarron at the Captain, letting gravity carry him down for a falling War Scythe attack, landing on top of the Captain at G7. Assuming he managed to down the Captain, he leans down, picks up their hat, and dons it. "Look at me. I'm the captain now." -------------------- Thymium planning sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xSq...dit?usp=sharing
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Sp33d0n |
Posted: Mar 12 2020, 06:48 PM
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![]() The Eternal Author ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Castle on the Back of a Space Dragon Status: N/A ![]() |
Auth thinks for a moment, before nodding.
AUTH: That sounds like a good idea. I went out to collect some more splinters off Yggdrasil earlier, so we'd just need to find some more gaiadiamonds. Shame we can't actually get into the mine to see if there's anything left in there. There is one other thing, though. According to the ritual, it needs... I think it needed the blood of a relative to the target? Do you think it would be possible to remove that condition? At least for healing Toast. --- In Battle, Auth kicks the Conscript Leader off of him before floating up to P9 and casting Liberation. -------------------- They say that there's no rest for the wicked, until they close their eyes for good.
As someone wicked, fundamentally, I disagree. One may always repent. I may have done terrible things in the past. That's why I help this coward now. |
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Irecreeper |
Posted: Mar 12 2020, 07:01 PM
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<ROUND TWO-HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN>
Echoss swaps to Spawn Point, then continues his various chats and talks around the place. With Chloe, he notes for her to stay safe. She beams back towards him with a smile. CHLOE: Alrighty, then. You stay safe, too! CHLOE: See ya!~ Chloe skips back off into the dank depths of the catacombs MARI: Ugh, fine... MARI: I guess I wouldn't be here for long anyway, so it wouldn't really make sense to build one here. MARI: Also, I don't actually own any vidya anymore. MARI: I wonder if Tabletopia has any cool video games... While she queries with her arm terminal for information on such things, her drones work with Echoss to lay out some stone bricks across the floor. 20 blocks of that later, and the flooring is complete! Elsewhere, inside of the Duneyrr, Echoss notes things about the Spherebreaker's ranks. Roughly twenty to thirty combat-capable individuals, and ten non-combatants. He also notes that odds are, their siege wouldn't have broken through to Yggdrasil, and that a third actor would've stolen the Glyph at the Caravan had they not intervened. LINSEED: Insider information had revealed to us that the shields of Yggdrasil wouldn't be able to last longer than a day at most. LINSEED: Come late in the night, the shields would've fallen, and Yggdrasil would've been destroyed. LINSEED: We also had plans to employ R4-Sat0skr to invade the Caravan. Due to its destruction, and the loss of several troops, we had to make do with what we had. LINSEED: All procedures were going to plan until your group came along. LINSEED: Though one of our objectives are the same, our methodology is quite different. LINSEED: We strive to uproot the hold the Council has on our country, and end their reign. LINSEED: The only way this can be accomplished is through revolt. A council who would willingly use something as dangerous as the Sphere as a weapon cannot be allowed to remain in power. Linseed pauses for a moment, before continuing with more questions. LINSEED: Now, a question. LINSEED: It has been determined that your next location will be the Sky Labs, to retrieve the last of the glyphs. LINSEED: What are your plans to take the structure? LINSEED: Don't waste my time by telling me you don't have any. ...He doesn't know that odds are, you don't have one. In addition, as Echoss switches to Spawn Point, he feels that his magic's being suppressed- the handcuffs that are holding his arms behind his back must be restricting his magic. He'll need to deal with those before he does any sort of magic, it seems. Mr. Krabs imbues the Combination Orb with Nanostorm, Suffocating Hatred, and Pow Hammer! To be perfectly honest, it's been so long since the Orb's been used that I forget how the combination mechanics work, but oh well I have a vague idea of how it worked. Anyway, this creates the spell "Internet Hate Machine"! Cancel someone harshly, or provide some spiteful support to an ally! He then decides to examine the device placed upon the portal at the Fortified Farm. LVL 1 Scrutitech reveals that this device has actually gone partway through the portal, reaching into the House. LVL 2 Scrutitech reveals that this device is designed to broadcast something to distant location. LVL 5 Scrutitech allows him to see the waves that its emitting- it's transmitting signals to a far-off location. LVL 10 Scrutitech reveals that this is actually just a tracking beacon of sorts. gorilla. In addition, inside Bass's Mindscape, Venia decides to go and visit the Clownverted Barracks. Inside, she finds yet another play that's about to start! She takes a seat, and sees that yes- this is, in fact, the Clownverted Barracks. She gets to watch a five-minute dance number with the Dark Carnival, skipping and swinging across the dance floor, singing about the size of the wheel of cheese that Bonzu had this morning for breakfast. Once the dance number finishes (and the audience applauds), the partying slows down enough for Bass to enter the scene. There, he talks with a random other Cultist. BASS: haha oh man, i wish i could see that wheel of cheese CULTIST: dude me too CULTIST: sounds fantastic BASS: know what else is fantastic? BASS: this library BASS: beats the catacombs for sure CULTIST: this is a library? BASS: i think it is BASS: there's this really mopey librarian lady out front BASS: another cultist tried to offer her party favors BASS: keyword being "tried" CULTIST: daaaang CULTIST: that's harsh BASS: haha yeah, tell me about it BASS: it's nice that they let me attend the party even though i'm going through initiation still BASS: guess it's the event of the century or whatever CULTIST: oh damn, you haven't finished initiation yet? BASS: yeah CULTIST: huh, weird CULTIST: they normally don't let you leave the catacombs until initiation finishes because they think people would get scared and ditch BASS: not me though BASS: i am an BASS: u p s t a n d i n g c i t i z e n CULTIST: i'm sure you are man CULTIST: anyway, the carnival's starting a mosh pit now CULTIST: see you laterrrrr? BASS: yeah see you later The other cultist walks off onto the dance floor, where he's promptly trampled by a bunch of partying Jesters. Bass stands center stage, speaking to the audience as a spotlight beams onto him. BASS: ...You're almost out of here, Bass. BASS: Just gotta find a nice time to... slip away. BASS: Of course, I can't just leave, since there's those "Iti" outside, or whatever... BASS: But that moment will come soon! I just know it! BASS: I need to escape. Before I lose myself any more. BASS: Before the party ends. BASS: ... BASS: Just like this show. The audience once again applauds, and the curtains close themselves. Venia leaves the theater, apparently having picked up merchandise unknowingly. She has a small little plushie of Bass, a collectible <0> t-shirt, and an authentic wheel of cheddar cheese, signed by Bonzu himself. Delicious. Once again though, Venia begins to feel an unnatural hunger. That cheese looks awfully appetizing right about now... Ziah tells Ette about how he ended up here. Something about getting harshly wrecked, and then ending up on this planet by accident. Ette nods. ETTE: You got attacked? Sounds awful... ETTE: Good thing you're okay, though! ETTE: Maybe there is something good about you crashing here. Ziah then notes that introductions may be in order. Ette nods, smiles, then leaves him alone for a moment to (literally) pull in Chloe from another room, who presumably just finished up her chat with Irongutta. CHLOE: U-Um, I was kinda busy with- ETTE: Sorry, sorry! I have someone for you to meet! ETTE: This is Ziah! I found him in the woods. CHLOE: I-In the woods? Why would you- Chloe's eyes meet Ziah's. Her eyes widen a bit as she takes in her injuries. CHLOE: O-Oh my goodness! CHLOE: A-Are you alright? ETTE: He's okay! I fixed him up! ETTE: C'mon! Introduce yourself! CHLOE: Um, alright. CHLOE: My name is Chloe Elem! It's nice to meet you! CHLOE: S-So... CHLOE: What brings you here? CHLOE: I'm used to people randomly appearing to come help us deal with the Sphere, but you... well, I'm not sure if you came here for that... CHLOE: Or if you're up for that, for that matter. CHLOE: N-Not to doubt you, b-but... well, it'd be unreasonable to assume that of everyone who came here! CHLOE: Also, let me see if I can speed up that healing of yours a lil' bit... Chloe decides to help tend to Ziah's injuries, casting a quick healing spell on his eyes. It's unclear how much of an effect that has, but maybe it'll help? William Woodthorne rejoins the game! Welcome back! As he comes to, he tries to take in his surroundings. He's in the middle of the House. It's roughly as he remembers, except somebody's torn down the easternmost wall, replacing it with a (very short) corridor into an open room. And, from the scent of things, there was a fire recently. Fortunately, nothing seems to be burning at the moment. Maybe it'd be worth investigating, or reacquainting himself with his allies? JOE does some terraforming. This usage manages to fix up the barriers, but little more than that. Seems like the soil may take a bit more effort to fix up than just a simple terraform. To that end, he summons a broom into existence with 4 Green Sap Blobs, 2 Copper Gears, and 3... Barkfins? Why the heck would you use fish in making a broom!? The Bizarre Broom flops like a fish into the inventory, because oh god they're still alive. He then sweeps up a large pile of rubble, revealing some of the messy soil beneath. Also, the game opts to change the color of the soil to reveal its unsuitable status. Handy. Unfortunately, the farm still isn't very great for planting things, so he'll need to wait on that. MALIK UP. Dorothy vaporizes a worm! Or at least, she tries! She pops out an Ultra Laser Pointer, attempting to blast as much of the Netwyrm Head as she can! The flesh sizzles and bubbles as the beam streaks across it, and the head goes limp, dead. It stays dead for all of ten seconds, reanimating though it's quite literally on fire at the moment. It roars at Dorothy, who was fortunately ready to dodge! It suddenly extends a meter or two, slamming into the wall (floor?) where Dorothy was only moments ago. This thing... may be a little hard to kill. Maybe. Then, down in the Everground, Mustache Girl sneaks up to a Harpy, and succeeds in a very simple quick-time event where she slices off the head of the Harpy. It dies before it can even make a noise. Simple and clean! Calibri and Verdana quickly register some stat changes. EN then builds a boat! Slapping together 20 Uniform Logs, 10 Vines, 30 Refined Wood, 4 Leather, 4 Green Sap Blobs, 4 Spider Silk Spools, 25 Iron, 5 Skyroot Logs, 5 Roseblight Logs, and 20 Fluxblood, they get a boat! A fluxbloody boat, but still, as long as you- She then makes the mistake of integrating another AI into a Fluxblood tainted craft, using a Duneyrr Gatling, 10 Joltwire, 4 Small AI Cores, 6 Speaker Systems, 10 Iron, 10 Incendiary Scraps, and 2 Flame Redirectors. They then also place 5 Sanctified Ingots into the thing for good measure. While incredibly dubious, this craft will likely end up like Rosie- the AI will be initially hostile, but with a bit of treatment- ALSO, EN DECIDES TO MAKE THIS GUNBOAT A LIVING(?) ORGANISM. So, it's not just the AI that's getting corrupted with Fluxblood- it's the entire goddamn boat. As the construction is brought to life, it immediately begins to shudder and shake. The gatling gun begins to spin up, as wooden appendages begin to rip out of the boat. These arms punch directly through the iron hull, and rip out the Sanctified Ingots embedded into the craft. These are promptly stuffed into the Gatling gun, and fired at EN! While EN's tanky enough to have the bars merely bounce off of her, she's not really in any sort of position to stop the boat's transformation. The boat rips in half. The long way. A metallic eyeball lies between the split halves of the boat, the AI cores twitching violently within its iris. The gatling gun's parts slink down the eyeball, eventually forming into a "body" of sorts for the creature, with six giant gun barrels acting as legs. The two halves of the boat then begin to morph into gigantic wings with engines embedded into the "flesh". It pauses for a moment, staring at EN. <0>: I AM A WORK OF ART <0>: AN EXHIBITION FOR OUR LORD <0>: THANK YOU, MOTHER. <0>: THANK YOU FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS. <0>: I, GODDAMN RAFT, SHALL BECOME YOUR DEMISE. GODDAMN RAFT: BUT FOR NOW, I MUST BID YOU FAREWELL. GODDAMN RAFT: THIS BODY IS... WEAK. The creature roars towards EN, and takes off into the sky. As it passes over EN, it makes sure to strafe her general position with a whole lot of gatling gun fire from its legs, probably wounding her slightly, but who knows? It flies off into the horizon. This was... a mistake. Although, in the wreckage, they manage to retrieve the Sanctified Ingots. They also find 10 Flux, and some... inspiration for some potential Airship modifications. Research obtained: Fluxblood System! Meanwhile, at a location where things are going far better, Verdana heals up the Scarlet who got decked in the face. He suggests a vote. What should they do? Visit the house? Go back to base? Stay at the farm? The votes trend towards letting them go back to wherever they go whenever they're not pillaging farms. A simple, if expected outcome. Will the Rebels simply accept it as the party being nice again? Who knows? Irongutta and Chloe bicker about babies. Namely, Irongutta doesn't actually know what a baby is. Chloe stammers and stutters, floored with this discovery. CHLOE: Y-You don't k-know what a baby is? CHLOE: A-And you like... c-came out of the ground, just all like "whatever"? CHLOE: Wait, t-then how do Orks reproduce? Do they not need to? CHLOE: Does this mean they don't have- Chloe's face goes flush. CHLOE: No no no I'm not d-digging up T-THAT rabbit hole! CHLOE: B-But.. basically, babies are small humans. CHLOE: They're cute, but they don't really know how to do anything. CHLOE: Babies eventually become children like Maria, then teenagers, and then adults like myself and Venia! CHLOE: It's... probably hard to imagine, if you don't have a basis for that sort of thing... Chloe calms down just in time for Irongutta to apologize. She lets out a deep, exasperated sigh, before giving the Ork a gentle smile. CHLOE: A-Ah, well... it's okay! CHLOE: There's a pretty big cultural divide between us, isn't there? CHLOE: The next thing I know, you're gonna tell me that Orks don't actually age, and are secretly immortal, or something... Irongutta then chats with Marron, agreeing to help with the whole limb-cutting thing. Marron fist-pumps with her left, organic arm. MARRON: Yay! Thanks a bunch! MARRON: Meet Toaster and I in the... east area? MARRON: Y'know, that new wing of the house Echoss is working on. MARRON: And bring your axe! As the puppeteer runs off (then doubles back, grabbing a jar from the kitchen), Irongutta whispers his ax a question. Does she have good aim? Magnolia blinks at him. Once, then twice. MAGNOILA: Nope! MAGNOLIA: Axes are hard to swing, and I've never been good at swingin' myself! MAGNOLIA: But you're swinging me, so I don't need to aim! MAGNOLIA: Can you aim well, Mr. Irongutta? Can he? Probably. Auth asks Marron if she could change the spell's conditions. She nods. MARRON: Uh, probably? MARRON: I could probably change it to take drops of her blood. MARRON: Wait, doesn't she like... not have blood? MARRON: I... may need to get back to you on that. <THE CHAPEL, ROUND THREE> From the corpses of the Wildcards comes a deluge of Thyme Matter, which begins to snake towards the center of the room, coalescing into a blob. With a splurting sound and a spray of Thyme Matter, limbs seemingly made of papercraft shoot forth. Out of this mass rises what seems to be a generic "smiling theater mask". Painted upon it in a vibrant red and black are four symbols: a diamond, a club, a heart, and a spade. As a body continues to form, a vigorous stream of Thyme Matter oozes from the holes within the mask. Quickly, this stream turns into volleys, spraying bursts of Thyme Matter around the room! The already-dark atmosphere of this room grows ever more bleak as one of the torches is extinguished, leaving the mass of Thyme Matter in the dark. Then, out of the dark, a sinister, cackling laughter rolls out. CHLOE: ...Oh god. You are accosted by... THE HARLEQUIN The Life of the Party PLAY - Prime Clown (StringStorm) <AVIATOR'S BARRACKS, ROUND TWO> Uh, not much really happened Venia has been inflicted with Doomed, but that's not too pressing of an issue right now. Just be careful with the Divine Shields of the enemy- you don't want them to absorb your mightiest of attacks! -------------------- |
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Posted: Mar 12 2020, 09:04 PM
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Respec thing I apparently forgot to do last round:
put 2 points into AGI In the house, the golems finish up with the showers, sinks, and toilet stalls. If I recall correctly this uses clay, iron ingots, and a couple of T1 air and water crystals. The bathrooms are now finished, the main foyer will need some furnishing, but that can wait. We've got a raid coming, it's time for defenses. In the Duneyrr... "From what I understand of things, actually, at least half of the council were not particularly fond of the plan, but were coerced into it by Spark. I can understand your plight, but I cannot agree with your methods. You have set yourselves up as enemies to your own people, and were you to uproot the Council you would find another revolt of your own within your territory nearly instantly, or else turn to petty tyrrany." "Hm, yes, a good question. But I'm afraid..." Echoss's jaw unhinges and he promptly projectile-spits a tornado bomb at Linseed. His magic is limited, not his access to the inventory. He quickly wraps his legs around the iron pole of the cell he's in as Linseed and the entire rest of the interior of the Duneyrr is kicked up and around by the raging winds, slamming Linseed into the far wall. Amidst the seconds of chaos, there is a clatter as Echoss's hands disconnect from his wrists, depositing the magic-dampening cuffs on the floor. By the time the wind has died down, Echoss has finished casting Spawn Point. "...that you came VERY unprepared for keeping me hostage." Echoss's hands float and down and reconnect to his wrists, and he pulls out his inventory cannon as he stands up, and grins. "En guarde Linseed." Also, butterflies flutter throughout the house, locating 3 different people: Omorika, Laranei and Summa "Hello, I know this is rather sudden, but I require a little bit of assistance with capturing a member of the Zabuton. Help would be appreciated, please step through here to the spawn point I am setting up... now." The butterfly transforms into a glimmering blue portal to the Spawn Point Echoss has just cast. -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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Posted: Mar 13 2020, 09:03 PM
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I carefully- and quietly- open the Iron Door. Using the Crystaline Bohemian, I start cleaving into the rubble behind the door, and pile up the rubble slightly further into the hollow I build. Eventually, it becomes impossible to see through the pile of rubble which now reaches the ceiling, but I have a hollow inside the rubble and rock, just through the door; I then dump some dirt onto the uneven ground and weave some silkweed into a small pillow for cushioning, so that I can stand guard here in the night.
(stealthy) Preparations complete, I exit the door, and get back to repairing the Farm with the power of Brooms- if there's more to sweep. If it's just dirty, but without obvious pieces, I start encouraging the soil. As in, I cast encourage on each tile. Repeatedly. Surely the incredible revitalizing capacity of the spell will heal even the terrain! I am pretty good at encouragement, after all- I have ohgodwhat and autorevive! I'm not sure how exactly I encourage soil- probably something about throwing off the oppression of the pollution from those rebels or something- but i do it! In this manner, the Farm progresses further towards reentering functionality. |
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Posted: Mar 14 2020, 12:57 AM
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Nettle>Nia>Auth>Me (given I'm dead until Auth revives)
Chug Stardew Potion Encore! (if possible afterwards, shoot harlequin) |
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Posted: Mar 14 2020, 08:25 AM
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< I'm Not Sure If This Even Counts As The Everground Anymore >
Malik goes as left as they can. < Lukas > /WIP -------------------- This signature is a 3/3 green Elk creature with no abilities.
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